I am straight!

number 2? "I wondered: "Cinderella? "

"Well, it's a very big running shoe! It's so interesting!"

"...Shouldn't it be a glass slipper?"

"Because the designer who designed it at the time said that there should be no women's items in the male dormitory, so they simply designed it as sports running shoes..." Li said.

"We live in the heels!"

...Is that really something worth getting excited about?

I coughed dryly: "Since you live on the 12th, you should take good care of my brother for me."

"Brother?"

"Ah Xian's? Law.

"Well, it's called Bell. Take good care of him, okay? He's a bit timid, so don't bully him."

"En! I will never bully him!" Lil nodded.

"Leave it on us!" The two elder brothers stretched out their hands to pat me on the shoulder in a gesture of loyalty.

"... What TV series did you watch yesterday?"

"No, it's a movie, it seems to be... the true colors of a hero?"

"You are not allowed to watch gangster shootout movies in the future, do you hear me?" It would be bad if you fail to learn.

"Oh……"

The two obediently responded.

The maid brought two omelets and placed them in front of the twins.

I handed over the ketchup on the table: "Hey, pour it yourself."

"No, no, I want Xiaoxian to write and write!" Gui pushed his rice over.

"That's right, that's right! Write!" Law also pushed over.

"..." I calmly grabbed the ketchup, wrote stupid on Ji's omurice, and wrote egg on Lil's omelet, then pushed them back in front of them.

"...Xiao Xian is too much..." Gui was wronged.

"We're not stupid..." Li was also very wronged.

I seemed to see the two dog ears on their heads limply and listlessly.

"...Okay, I compromise," I blacked out, pulled the plate back, and crossed out the word idiot: "What do you want me to write?"

"Write Xiaoxian!" Gui immediately regained his spirits.

"Write Xiao Xian's name!" Lu also straightened his dog ears.

"..." Why do I always feel that I have been fooled... Forget it, this is how to coax children.

Reluctantly, I wrote sum and string on the omelet rice of the two of them.

So I watched the two of them exchange and eat sweetly.

"Enn, this puts Ah Xian in my stomach!"

"It's completely eaten!"

"...Hey, let me tell you..." Why does this kind of speech sound so strange and dangerous...

I was about to give a good lecture when the maid brought out another plate of omelet rice.

The two puppies hurriedly took the rice to their side, each wrote a word, and then pushed the rice to my side.

"Xiao Xian should eat it with gratitude!" said Gui.

"That's right, that's right! Eat it all! My name has a lot of strokes," said Li.

"This is considered to be eating each other into the stomach!~~" The twins spoke in unison again.

………………………What to do I suddenly lost my appetite.

I touched my stomach, which was obviously hungry, but resisted stuffing the omurice into it, and chose to drink orange juice.

But after a few sips, he was defeated by the bright eyes of the two puppies, and obediently ate the omelet rice.

... Don't let me see omurice again within three months of MB, I will definitely go on a hunger strike.

After eating and drinking, the two puppies were finally satisfied, took my hand, and went to a supermarket on the next street while shopping... It is not so much a supermarket as it is a department store.

There are five floors, food on the first floor, daily necessities on the second floor, clothing on the third floor, electrical appliances on the fourth floor, and a video game city on the fifth floor-each floor allows me to browse for at least an hour.

When I entered the supermarket, I put away my small bag, and told the two puppies following me: "Don't run around, just follow me. If you get lost, go to the broadcasting room and wait for me. OK?"

"it is good!"

"Then you treat me to dinner at noon today, and I'll treat you to snacks later, and get them yourself."

"Yes!"

"Also, running and jumping is not allowed, it will affect others."

"kindness!"

"And... Well, that's all for now, let's go." I took them into the supermarket and asked Gui to help me push the cart - he was very interested in this, and he was not tired of pushing the cart back and forth.

"Didn't you say you've been to a supermarket?" I asked

"Just passing by," Gui sighed with some regret: "I passed by in a car, because I had something to do at the time, so I couldn't get out of the car and come in. This is the first time I really walked in by myself!"

"Oh..." What a poor child, I guess he never had a chance to do what he wanted to do before.

I patted his head sympathetically, and he narrowed his eyes with a sympathetic smile, so Ritsu also came over to pat him.

...is it really a small mastiff?==

The first floor is the food area-there is no shortage of food in the dormitory, so I have nothing to take, so I let the two twins choose by themselves, and then meet in front of the elevator.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, the twins finally came back - pushing a cart like a hill, excitedly begging for rewards from me.

"... Where did you get it and put it back for me, each person is not allowed to take more than three snacks." I calmly directed them.

The two little mastiffs shrugged their ears aggrievedly and walked back to put things away step by step-there was no way to pretend to be pitiful!My uncle's entire net worth is not enough for your carload!

They dawdled for another 10 minutes before running back with a huge can of marshmallows in their arms.

I took them up to the second floor, picked out three plastic basins of different sizes, large, medium and small, and put them into the cart, and then went to get my usual laundry soap, washing powder, soap, shampoo—— I feel uncomfortable in the dormitory.

The two twins dawdled beside me curiously, pointing at this and that at one point, asking what I was for.

"Xiao Xian~ What is this?"

"Bottle opener."

"Hey? Isn't the corkscrew like a screw, the kind that turns and turns and is very complicated?" Law.

"That's for wine or wine—this one's for beer."

"Oh...then what is this?" Li.

"That's a faucet!"

"Huh? But the faucet I've seen is not like this! This one looks so strange!"

"There are many kinds of faucets, okay? The most common one is the swivel one. Turn to the right when you want to use water, and turn to the left when you don't use it!"

"Wow~ Xiaoxian, you are so smart! You know everything!" The two sang together.

...I'm full of guts.

The author has something to say: Pfft, his face is full of chords.

There is absolutely no way for these two twins to be in a chord pair...Twins are so cute and loving, aren't they...

35. Keychain...

After buying the necessary daily necessities, the two little mastiffs howled again to go to the top floor to play games.

Is it really necessary to take them to that kind of place...they are not ordinary...So I suddenly felt that my stomach started to hurt after eating.

But I couldn't refuse the star-like eyes of those two guys.

... Forget it, I owed you all in my previous life.

He exchanged the last three large denomination banknotes left on his body for a large pile of game coins, carried them in a plastic bag, and handed the game coins after the two little mastiffs.

——That's why I discovered that these two little guys are very sensitive to the game. Any unfamiliar game, as long as they understand the rules, they can break the record within three sets. allow.

In particular, the drumsticks used in the game were played out of tricks by him. Even a layman like me can see that the crackling drumbeats are not simple. The expression is laid back like shopping, but the drumbeats have a strong sense of rhythm. Very dense, wave after wave rushing towards my senses like waves.

"...It's amazing..."

"I'm also very good!" Lu grabbed my sleeve and shook it slightly dissatisfied: "Because Gui learned this."

"Drums?"

"It's the rock department... I'm the guitar and the lead singer."

"band?"

"Well, there's also a bass player and a keyboard player." He snapped his fingers.

"A foursome?"

"En~"

"what name?"

"Play The Game~"

"What a strange name..."

"Isn't it good?~"

"No... very good."

I just finished the game - I saw the flashing words on the screen, congratulations on breaking the level and breaking the record, and then spit out a lot of coupons from the bottom of the game machine.

... I don't worry about not getting my big bills back.

Gui fumbled around on the drum kit, then cut it in dissatisfaction, and retreated resentfully.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"I turned the difficulty to the highest and it's still boring..." Gui said aggrievedly, "I want to play other games!"

"...then you might as well go play whack-a-mole." That's a whack-a-mole game, too, and a great way to vent your anger.

"I don't want it," Gui refused, pointing to the motorcycle next to me, looking at me expectantly: "Xiao Xian~ Let's go racing~"

"No! Xiao Xian promised to accompany me to fight zombies!"

"Racing!"

"Zombie!"

"Racing!"

"Zombie!"

"The race..."

"Stop arguing! One person at a time!!!" Looking at the crowd around me, I feel more and more stomach ache...

Let’s play racing cars first—fortunately, it’s just a game. I swayed with the car body, and finally I was so bored that I just fell asleep on the back of the car. After the game was over, I played Resident Evil with a lot of coupons. .

A lot of bloody corpses were headshot in front of my eyes, every shot was accurate, and all the hits were between the eyebrows.

"You aimed really well..."

"It's Xiaoxian's poor accuracy!~"

……die