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Chapter 95 This is not jumping off a building, it is a bungee jumping analogue

The cold air spread and froze all the onlookers. They shivered and fled quickly, fearing that if they were too late, they would directly make close contact with the crutches of the chairman of the Disciplinary Committee of Bingsheng Middle School. , there are only a few people left in Class A, and the only one who can stand still is Zeus, who is the culprit.

His elbows rested on the table, his index fingers intertwined, and his chin was supported. The curved lips showed that Zeus was not in a bad mood at the moment. Zeus ignored the appearance of the skylark, squinted his eyes, and secretly Thinking, well, should I find another place for the afternoon nap?

Feeling that the hem of the clothes was being dragged, Zeus turned his head and saw A Gang with timid and frightened eyes, raised his eyebrows, "A Gang, what's wrong?"

"Qing, Senior Yun and Skylark are coming towards you, let's run away!" As he said, he secretly glanced ahead, and then immediately looked back in surprise, wow, Senior Skylark is still so scary !

Unexpectedly, Zeus didn't even lift his finger, and sat on the seat as still as a mountain, "Escape? Why?" He Lark is neither Hades nor Poseidon, why did he want to escape? !Ah, no, even if Hades and Poseidon come, there is no need to escape, um, definitely! ! (Zeus, just take advantage of the time to deceive yourself and others. When Hades and Poseidon appear in front of you, let’s see how stubborn you are!)

"Eh?! But, but, Hibari-senpai's expression is scary~~" No, it should be said that Hibari-senpai's expression is not scary at all times!Ah Gang, who has been crying for two days, silently vomited his troubles, why are there more and more dangerous people around him?

As soon as Ah Gang finished speaking, he heard that terrifying voice, "Wow, didn't you two herbivores hear what I just said? Swarmers, bite and kill!"

Following Skylark's words, Zeus obviously felt that the hands pulling the hem of his clothes trembled, and he didn't care. He just raised his head, and for the first time faced this so-called Bingsheng local specialty. (o(╯*╰)o, Zeus, do you define a lark as a local product?)

"Well, although I'm not a picky eater (?), I still recommend a menu with meat and vegetables, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the herbivores you speak of!"

Zeus' words made Ah Gang, who was already scared, twitched even more. He should be nervous, but he still couldn't help the desire to complain in his heart: Qing, it's just a metaphor, a metaphor, you need such a serious explanation ?

"Oh, so it's an omnivore?" The flash in the beautiful phoenix eyes was meaningful, and the thin lips of Lark slightly hooked, showing a sarcasm smile, "Omnivore, bite and kill!" Seeing a cold light hit Zeus directly.

It's over, A Gang looked at the kidnapper who was close in front of him, closed his eyes like an ostrich and waited until the pain came, and even comforted himself by saying that he would go to the hospital at most anyway, at least the kidnapper of Senior Skylark has not been out yet Human life... er, there shouldn't be any, right?Aang thought with some uncertainty.

However, after calculating that the time for Luoguai has passed, Ah Gang has not waited for the expected pain, so he carefully opened one eye, and when he saw the situation in front of him clearly, he couldn't help but let out a cry.

"Ooooh, oh, Qing, Li Baoen, whoever it is? Help—"

The body was falling in a straight line, and the whistling wind in his ears told him the speed was getting closer and closer to the ground, woohoo, god, god, what did I do wrong to be so unlucky encounter? (Rabbit, the only thing you are wrong about is believing in the gods of this world!) He was standing in the classroom just now, why did Mao start to do free fall in just a few seconds?Although his school is not very big, the teaching building is not too high, but the distance between five or six floors is enough to crush him to pieces!

"Calm down, A-Gang, don't you want to die under the kidnapper of that bird?" Isn't it just a jump?As for such a fussy wail of despair like seeing the world taken over by Godzilla?Even if there is an attack by Godzilla, isn't there still Bumpman to rescue?Even if there is no Bumpman, isn't he himself Superman in Underpants? (Gang burst into tears: Woohoo, I'm not Superman underpants!)

"I'd rather die under the abductor of Senior Skylark than be like a suicide jumper with my brains smashed to pieces...Eh? Clear?"

With hindsight, Ah Gang found out that the person who had just spoken was Zeus, moved his uncomfortable neck, and realized that someone was holding him by the back of his collar. A very bad guess came to his mind, could it be... ... "Qing, you jumped off the building with me?"Qing is so gentle and quiet, so it doesn't seem like someone who likes to do this kind of extreme sports! !Holding his head in his hands, Ah Gang decided to hide his ears.

"Ah, Ah Gang, don't be so rude, why jump off a building? This is just a bungee jumping exercise!"

"Mouth! It's obvious that the bungee jumper is still tied with a safety rope!"

"Then take it as the latest type of bungee jumping!" Zeus said extremely irresponsibly.

Ah Gang burst into tears, Mom, Bing Sheng is so scary, you should take me to find Dad to dig oil together, TNT~~

Until the feet were on the ground, A Gang touched his body in shock, it was okay, his body was warm, his life was still there, his feet were soft, A Gang couldn't help but pounce on the ground anymore, the mafia or something, and Sheng or something, disciplinary committee or something, Qing or something, get rid of them all, QQ, mom, I am already desperate for this world!

Before Ah Gang's mood calmed down, he heard a bang, and the grass beside him was flying with dust. The obvious tubular mark made Ah Gang shrink his neck, and swallowed in fear. If it comes to myself, then I estimate that I will [-]% go to love God!

Raising his head tremblingly, he thought he would see the face of Senior Yunque that terrified him, but unexpectedly, he only saw the back of that dark head, and only heard Senior Yunque's usual cold and emotionless voice with a few hints. Very excited.

"You are very strong, fight with me!"

"do not want!"

Just after Qing's refusal was finished, Ah Gang saw Senior Skylark rushing up with the kidnapper involuntarily, and then saw one fleeing and evading, and the other, fighting far and bravely, the two figures were getting closer and closer to him. Farther away, until finally, disappearing.

... Ah Gang beat the ground, why is he so stupid? !Obviously, he should have seen it clearly from the very beginning. Senior Yunque's goal was Qing and not himself. Why did Mao himself foolishly join in?In the end, I have to suffer from the shadow hovering on the death line! !

"Stupid gang, you finally realized that you are stupid!"

The familiar voice made Ah Gang, who was pounding hard on the ground, suddenly raised his head, and saw the tree trunk next to him, like an elevator, with two small doors open on both sides, and the little baby in a black suit appeared , woo woo, Ah Gang's inner cow again, how could he have an ominous premonition?

Sure enough, accurate intuition is not a good thing. At least, at this moment, Ganga really wants her super-accurate intuition to fail. Looking at the silver-haired transfer student in front of him holding a bomb and talking about Judaime, Ganga Want to cry but have no tears, God, you must have completely abandoned me, right?No, it should be said that you were scared away by Li Baoen's ghosts, right?Otherwise, as soon as Maurice Boun appeared, he was completely soaked in the sink and rinsed with a pile of tableware?

The unlucky A Gang didn't see Qing all afternoon, was beaten to death, received a subordinate inexplicably, and was appointed a family member by Li Baoen in a joking manner, went home exhausted, but Seeing the boy who was hunted down by Senior Skylark sitting on the sofa, enjoying the snacks made by his mother while watching TV, how can he enjoy himself like that!

(#‵′) Convex!Tic Tac Toe bloomed on his forehead, "Qing, clearly the target of Senior Lark is you, why did you pull me to jump off the building together!!!" Don't think that he has no temper because he is a good-for-nothing, a good-for-nothing is also a human being, I will be angry too, hum!Turning his head, Ah Gang expressed that I was angry.

"As the saying goes, it's difficult to be equal, Ah Gang, do you want to leave me alone and run for your life?" The innocent tone and sad look made Ah Gang's expression loosen quickly, hesitating, Ah Gang still Decided to forgive Qing for the implicated incident today.

"And Ah Gang, stimulating it from time to time might be able to improve your useless brain cells that have exceeded the lower limit of useless materials!"

(╰_╯)#! !Ah Gang felt stupid, really, he recognized his stupidity more than ever before, he actually believed Lan Zeqing's innocent look just now, he was really blinded by the dog! !

Hmph, with a cold snort, A Gang turned around with what she thought was a very imposing expression, and went upstairs, while Sawada's mother downstairs looked at A Gang's back with a look of relief and sighed: "Ah , Ah Gang is really getting more and more lively, it’s nice to have friends!"

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