"Master, please sign a contract with me!"
"Oshemaru, let's go for a picnic!" Zeus repeated with the most perfect smile. He didn't hear it. He didn't hear it just now. He really didn't hear it when he was in contract. The horse was black and red He didn't see the man in his eyes at all! !
"Master, please sign a contract with me!"
There seems to be a smile spreading in the magnetic voice, which is elegant and slow, very nice, but no one present will ignore the dangerous temptation in it.
"..." Zeus smiled, staring at Orochimaru closely, without moving, as if overnight, a flower bloomed on Orochimaru's head.
And Orochimaru, who was honored to be the target of Zeus's attention diversion, was the opposite of Zeus's reaction at the moment. The golden light in the vertical pupil was shining, and he was very interested in this man who was said to be a demon who appeared in such a strange way. Well, no Reapers and monsters are used as experimental materials, and demons are also good, aren't they?Orochimaru rubbed his chin and grinned, trying to break Zeus' self-deception.
"Hee hee, I'd be happy to go on a picnic with Qing, but should Qing deal with this Mr. Devil in front of him first?"
Zeus was still smiling, motionless, as if he had been petrified, completely evolved from a human (?) to a stone statue, alas, why did the wind suddenly grow stronger?What Orochimaru said just now, he didn't hear clearly at all! ╮(╯▽╰)╭, so, the ostrich, the ace of the gods, naturally has extraordinary skills!
"Master, please sign a contract with me!" The persistent voice sounded again, and a saluting man appeared in front of Zeus' eyes.
"..." Zeus looked at the man tangled up, feeling that he had been deceived, so, passing the man who kept calling Master Master to remind him of the other two embarrassing things, Zeus shot his gaze at the man. A somewhat excited Orochimaru.
"Oshemaru, can you tell me why the spiritism you taught me can summon this thing?" Don't tell him that the thing staring at the black hair in front of him is also a beast?
"Well, Qing, you did it yourself!" The implication is that you should not blame me for your own mishandling.
"..." Zeus was speechless, and looked away, and when he met the man's smiling face, he became entangled again, "Who, you can go back wherever you came from, I don't need a deacon !"
"Master, please sign a contract with me!"
"...I signed a hair lottery, and I said that I can go back wherever I call you. You can't understand human language!!!" Zeus went crazy, what is this person?Got the tape recorder pressed on repeat?Is there nothing else to say besides that one sentence? ? ?
"But master, you summoned me!" The man's expression was full of innocence, as if everything was Zeus' own fault, of course, in fact, this can also be regarded as the truth!
"(╰_╯)#, do you have to sign a contract after summoning, huh?!"
"Yes!"
"..."
There was a smile on the man's face, which was full of sincerity, as if afraid that Zeus would not believe it, Zeus took a deep look at him, and then went crazy.
"Damn! Don't bully me because you are uneducated. You must sign a contract if you are summoned?! Are you looking down on my IQ or your character? Tell you, if you don't sign, what can you do? Hmph!"
After finishing speaking, Zeus turned his head and pursed his mouth slightly, with a dead pig face not afraid of boiling water.
In one sentence, the corners of the mouths of Orochimaru and others twitched slightly. Clearly, if you don't talk about the question of whether you are arrogant or not, you just say the question of "the master is not educated", are you exposing yourself?
"Why doesn't the master want to sign a contract with me?" The man's voice was deeply troubled, with innocent puzzlement, like the doubts of an innocent child.
"Oh, then tell me, what benefits do I get if I sign with you?"
"I can cook, wash and clean..."
"As long as I want, I won't starve to death if I don't eat, and my clothes can always be kept spotless. As for cleaning, I'm sorry, I can be said to be in a state of no fixed place now!"
Putting his arms around his chest, Zeus interrupted the man's self-promotion. This man knew at a glance that it was not a good product, so he didn't want to accept it! ===>This is the truest thought of Zeus, who thinks he is a good person and a great good person o(╯*╰)o!
"...I will help the master fulfill all wishes!"
Zeus sneered, "Don't make yourself sound like a loyal dog, you don't have the ability to fulfill my wish!" A joke, if you have the ability, you let the group of gods on the top of the Greek mountain suddenly become enlightened and let him run away from home The God King was removed from his post, or the embarrassing guy who put Hades and Poseidon indiscriminately on him and was in heat was completely executed, so that he believed in his loyal dog attributes!So, His Royal Highness, he never said that he is a loyal dog at all——
"...As long as it is the master's wish, I will do my best to fulfill it!" Ah la, don't you have the ability to fulfill it?It seems that this host is really interesting!What's more, the black-haired man licked his lips with a charming demeanor. The master's blood tasted delicious like never before. It was powerful, tempting, sweet and delicious. Even if he didn't have a soul for dinner, he would still stay with this kind of blood. By the side of this master.
"It would be great if the world's affairs could be resolved by doing our best!" Zeus suddenly became sluggish, his eyes were a little decadent, and he waved his hands weakly, as if he was waving away some annoying things. "Forget it, you'd better go back, I really don't need any deacons!"
"Qing." Orochimaru, who had been silent all the time, said abruptly, which caught Zeus' attention, "I think it's good to have a deacon, you only need to order when you want something, you just need to eat and drink You can just live leisurely, not to mention, you don’t have to make a decision now, you can try it out first.” After getting along with Zeus for a period of time, Orochimaru understood Zeus’s new definition of the word lazy, not exactly the same. For such a person, Orochimaru said with certainty that what he said just now is Very tempting.
Looking at Orochimaru inexplicably, I don't know what Orochimaru is paying attention to again. He said such righteous words, in fact, he is thinking about something bad. At least, when he has no place to live, he can directly let the deacon embarrass and trouble him, and he only needs to sit back and enjoy his achievements. Thinking about it, it is not bad, not to mention, he is not ignorant of the purpose of this demon, the soul Well, hehe, as long as he has the ability to swallow it, I don't mind letting him swallow it!The small calculations in my heart were crackling quickly, and at the end of the calculation, it seemed that I was not losing money no matter what, free labor, don't want it for nothing, as for the issue of loyalty, is that a magic thing? ?
Lightly tapping with both hands, Zeus made a decision, "Okay, try it out for now, and if I am satisfied, I will formally sign the contract!" Of course, the length of the trial period is up to him to decide.
"Yes, master!" The man didn't care about the temporary trial, he bent over in a humble and polite manner and replied.
"Well, your manners are good!"
"Yes Master!"
Zeus' black thread turned out to be a narcissistic master!In fact, Zeus-san's degree of narcissism is even worse than this.
"What's your name?"
"Master can help me get one!"
"Oh? Can I name it for you?"
"Yes Master!"
"Whatever name I want?"
"Yes Master!"
"Really?"
"Yes Master!"
"Okay, I've decided!" Zeus looked at the man in front of him who kept saying "yes, master" from the beginning to the end, and then stayed on the textured black hair with a determined face, "From today , your name is—Xiao Hei!"
"..." This is the probationary deacon-san who finally couldn't say "Yes, master".
"..." This is everyone who was frightened by Zeus' "Little Black".
Keeping silent is a good virtue of Jin. After a long while, the newly appointed probationary deacon Sang Cai said in a tone of hesitation or suspicion, "Master, are you serious?"
In Zeus's innocent eyes, not even a single strand of hypocrisy, the man can't see the truth at all. It can be said that the master's mask is so good that he can't even see the slightest bit. Really, this is really... more and more interesting to him!
"Eh? Isn't it good? Your hair is black, of course you have to call it Xiao Hei!" Zeus's doubts now, we have to believe that it is pure natural without any traces of artificial ax chiseling. Shield" these names, we can believe how serious Zeus is.
"So that means, if this person's hair is white and clear, he will be named Xiaobai?" Orochimaru felt a little unbelievable, even his perverted thinking couldn't understand Zeus's naming aesthetics.Orochimaru, you actually admit that you are a pervert! !
"Of course!"
"What about the red one?" Classmate Dou also came to join in the fun.
"Little Red!"
"Yellow?" Siyin resisted.
"Little yellow!"
"Green?" Siyin resisted.
"Little donkey, ah, no, it's Little Green!" Zeus looked innocently at the people who were embarrassed by him in front of him. Believe it, the donkey he just said was really just a slip of the tongue o(╯*╰)o!
"Then what if he is bald?" After a suspicious silence, Jun Malu, who had always been taciturn, also spoke.
Zeus gave him a disdainful look, and concluded, "Of course he is a little bald!"
So far, everyone has maintained a contemptuous attitude towards Zeus's naming ability, or Zeus, I am just glad that my mother gave you the name, otherwise, I would be a "little" character. !
"Master, master can call me Sebas." The innocent man who was labeled as "Little Black" decided to save himself. Little donkey and little bald, he recognized them all! !
"Eh? So you have a name, so why do you want me to help you name it? Really, I wasted so many brain cells!" Complaining half-truthfully, the blue eyes flickered, The intention of resentment was inadvertently tainted with charm, making everyone watching stunned for a moment, lost their minds for a moment, as if they were on the other side of hell, gorgeous and dangerous, the blooming red was reflected in the line of sight, forever unforgettable.
"It's decided. From now on, your nickname will be Xiao Hei, do you understand?"
It was rare for Sebas, who was fascinated by the beautiful scenery, to recover and hear these words that made him feel struck by lightning. However, unexpectedly, the seemingly easy-going master he just took office has an irresistible aura , and, as a qualified deacon, one cannot disobey all the orders of the master, so Sebastian can only bend down and smile.
"Oshemaru, let's go for a picnic!" Zeus repeated with the most perfect smile. He didn't hear it. He didn't hear it just now. He really didn't hear it when he was in contract. The horse was black and red He didn't see the man in his eyes at all! !
"Master, please sign a contract with me!"
There seems to be a smile spreading in the magnetic voice, which is elegant and slow, very nice, but no one present will ignore the dangerous temptation in it.
"..." Zeus smiled, staring at Orochimaru closely, without moving, as if overnight, a flower bloomed on Orochimaru's head.
And Orochimaru, who was honored to be the target of Zeus's attention diversion, was the opposite of Zeus's reaction at the moment. The golden light in the vertical pupil was shining, and he was very interested in this man who was said to be a demon who appeared in such a strange way. Well, no Reapers and monsters are used as experimental materials, and demons are also good, aren't they?Orochimaru rubbed his chin and grinned, trying to break Zeus' self-deception.
"Hee hee, I'd be happy to go on a picnic with Qing, but should Qing deal with this Mr. Devil in front of him first?"
Zeus was still smiling, motionless, as if he had been petrified, completely evolved from a human (?) to a stone statue, alas, why did the wind suddenly grow stronger?What Orochimaru said just now, he didn't hear clearly at all! ╮(╯▽╰)╭, so, the ostrich, the ace of the gods, naturally has extraordinary skills!
"Master, please sign a contract with me!" The persistent voice sounded again, and a saluting man appeared in front of Zeus' eyes.
"..." Zeus looked at the man tangled up, feeling that he had been deceived, so, passing the man who kept calling Master Master to remind him of the other two embarrassing things, Zeus shot his gaze at the man. A somewhat excited Orochimaru.
"Oshemaru, can you tell me why the spiritism you taught me can summon this thing?" Don't tell him that the thing staring at the black hair in front of him is also a beast?
"Well, Qing, you did it yourself!" The implication is that you should not blame me for your own mishandling.
"..." Zeus was speechless, and looked away, and when he met the man's smiling face, he became entangled again, "Who, you can go back wherever you came from, I don't need a deacon !"
"Master, please sign a contract with me!"
"...I signed a hair lottery, and I said that I can go back wherever I call you. You can't understand human language!!!" Zeus went crazy, what is this person?Got the tape recorder pressed on repeat?Is there nothing else to say besides that one sentence? ? ?
"But master, you summoned me!" The man's expression was full of innocence, as if everything was Zeus' own fault, of course, in fact, this can also be regarded as the truth!
"(╰_╯)#, do you have to sign a contract after summoning, huh?!"
"Yes!"
"..."
There was a smile on the man's face, which was full of sincerity, as if afraid that Zeus would not believe it, Zeus took a deep look at him, and then went crazy.
"Damn! Don't bully me because you are uneducated. You must sign a contract if you are summoned?! Are you looking down on my IQ or your character? Tell you, if you don't sign, what can you do? Hmph!"
After finishing speaking, Zeus turned his head and pursed his mouth slightly, with a dead pig face not afraid of boiling water.
In one sentence, the corners of the mouths of Orochimaru and others twitched slightly. Clearly, if you don't talk about the question of whether you are arrogant or not, you just say the question of "the master is not educated", are you exposing yourself?
"Why doesn't the master want to sign a contract with me?" The man's voice was deeply troubled, with innocent puzzlement, like the doubts of an innocent child.
"Oh, then tell me, what benefits do I get if I sign with you?"
"I can cook, wash and clean..."
"As long as I want, I won't starve to death if I don't eat, and my clothes can always be kept spotless. As for cleaning, I'm sorry, I can be said to be in a state of no fixed place now!"
Putting his arms around his chest, Zeus interrupted the man's self-promotion. This man knew at a glance that it was not a good product, so he didn't want to accept it! ===>This is the truest thought of Zeus, who thinks he is a good person and a great good person o(╯*╰)o!
"...I will help the master fulfill all wishes!"
Zeus sneered, "Don't make yourself sound like a loyal dog, you don't have the ability to fulfill my wish!" A joke, if you have the ability, you let the group of gods on the top of the Greek mountain suddenly become enlightened and let him run away from home The God King was removed from his post, or the embarrassing guy who put Hades and Poseidon indiscriminately on him and was in heat was completely executed, so that he believed in his loyal dog attributes!So, His Royal Highness, he never said that he is a loyal dog at all——
"...As long as it is the master's wish, I will do my best to fulfill it!" Ah la, don't you have the ability to fulfill it?It seems that this host is really interesting!What's more, the black-haired man licked his lips with a charming demeanor. The master's blood tasted delicious like never before. It was powerful, tempting, sweet and delicious. Even if he didn't have a soul for dinner, he would still stay with this kind of blood. By the side of this master.
"It would be great if the world's affairs could be resolved by doing our best!" Zeus suddenly became sluggish, his eyes were a little decadent, and he waved his hands weakly, as if he was waving away some annoying things. "Forget it, you'd better go back, I really don't need any deacons!"
"Qing." Orochimaru, who had been silent all the time, said abruptly, which caught Zeus' attention, "I think it's good to have a deacon, you only need to order when you want something, you just need to eat and drink You can just live leisurely, not to mention, you don’t have to make a decision now, you can try it out first.” After getting along with Zeus for a period of time, Orochimaru understood Zeus’s new definition of the word lazy, not exactly the same. For such a person, Orochimaru said with certainty that what he said just now is Very tempting.
Looking at Orochimaru inexplicably, I don't know what Orochimaru is paying attention to again. He said such righteous words, in fact, he is thinking about something bad. At least, when he has no place to live, he can directly let the deacon embarrass and trouble him, and he only needs to sit back and enjoy his achievements. Thinking about it, it is not bad, not to mention, he is not ignorant of the purpose of this demon, the soul Well, hehe, as long as he has the ability to swallow it, I don't mind letting him swallow it!The small calculations in my heart were crackling quickly, and at the end of the calculation, it seemed that I was not losing money no matter what, free labor, don't want it for nothing, as for the issue of loyalty, is that a magic thing? ?
Lightly tapping with both hands, Zeus made a decision, "Okay, try it out for now, and if I am satisfied, I will formally sign the contract!" Of course, the length of the trial period is up to him to decide.
"Yes, master!" The man didn't care about the temporary trial, he bent over in a humble and polite manner and replied.
"Well, your manners are good!"
"Yes Master!"
Zeus' black thread turned out to be a narcissistic master!In fact, Zeus-san's degree of narcissism is even worse than this.
"What's your name?"
"Master can help me get one!"
"Oh? Can I name it for you?"
"Yes Master!"
"Whatever name I want?"
"Yes Master!"
"Really?"
"Yes Master!"
"Okay, I've decided!" Zeus looked at the man in front of him who kept saying "yes, master" from the beginning to the end, and then stayed on the textured black hair with a determined face, "From today , your name is—Xiao Hei!"
"..." This is the probationary deacon-san who finally couldn't say "Yes, master".
"..." This is everyone who was frightened by Zeus' "Little Black".
Keeping silent is a good virtue of Jin. After a long while, the newly appointed probationary deacon Sang Cai said in a tone of hesitation or suspicion, "Master, are you serious?"
In Zeus's innocent eyes, not even a single strand of hypocrisy, the man can't see the truth at all. It can be said that the master's mask is so good that he can't even see the slightest bit. Really, this is really... more and more interesting to him!
"Eh? Isn't it good? Your hair is black, of course you have to call it Xiao Hei!" Zeus's doubts now, we have to believe that it is pure natural without any traces of artificial ax chiseling. Shield" these names, we can believe how serious Zeus is.
"So that means, if this person's hair is white and clear, he will be named Xiaobai?" Orochimaru felt a little unbelievable, even his perverted thinking couldn't understand Zeus's naming aesthetics.Orochimaru, you actually admit that you are a pervert! !
"Of course!"
"What about the red one?" Classmate Dou also came to join in the fun.
"Little Red!"
"Yellow?" Siyin resisted.
"Little yellow!"
"Green?" Siyin resisted.
"Little donkey, ah, no, it's Little Green!" Zeus looked innocently at the people who were embarrassed by him in front of him. Believe it, the donkey he just said was really just a slip of the tongue o(╯*╰)o!
"Then what if he is bald?" After a suspicious silence, Jun Malu, who had always been taciturn, also spoke.
Zeus gave him a disdainful look, and concluded, "Of course he is a little bald!"
So far, everyone has maintained a contemptuous attitude towards Zeus's naming ability, or Zeus, I am just glad that my mother gave you the name, otherwise, I would be a "little" character. !
"Master, master can call me Sebas." The innocent man who was labeled as "Little Black" decided to save himself. Little donkey and little bald, he recognized them all! !
"Eh? So you have a name, so why do you want me to help you name it? Really, I wasted so many brain cells!" Complaining half-truthfully, the blue eyes flickered, The intention of resentment was inadvertently tainted with charm, making everyone watching stunned for a moment, lost their minds for a moment, as if they were on the other side of hell, gorgeous and dangerous, the blooming red was reflected in the line of sight, forever unforgettable.
"It's decided. From now on, your nickname will be Xiao Hei, do you understand?"
It was rare for Sebas, who was fascinated by the beautiful scenery, to recover and hear these words that made him feel struck by lightning. However, unexpectedly, the seemingly easy-going master he just took office has an irresistible aura , and, as a qualified deacon, one cannot disobey all the orders of the master, so Sebastian can only bend down and smile.
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