When you wake up, you can transcend into a god!

rejected dialogue

Hades: Zeus, follow me to the underworld!

Zeus: No!

Hades: Why?

Zeus: I'm not interested in being a shade plant!

Hades: ...

Poseidon: Little Zeus, will you go to the sea realm with me?

Zeus: Not good!

Poseidon: Why?

Zeus: I don't want to be a piece of raw seafood in the underwater world!

Poseidon: ...

The Misunderstanding of Bingshan Facial Paralysis

General Dog: "Killing, do you have something you want to protect?"

Sesshomaru's handsome face looked even colder under the moonlight, and his golden eyes were full of coldness: "No!" Under the calm voice was the unwillingness that only he knew, he wanted to let go He is not qualified to protect the things that are tightly guarded in his heart, he is too weak, he must become stronger!

"I just want to make myself stronger!" Strong enough to stand shoulder to shoulder with him!

General Quan looked at Sesshomaru, this was his eldest son, excellent and powerful, but General Quan's heart was full of helplessness, he knew that his son's heart was too indifferent, so he joined Qianhua in fueling the flames, Let him and Qing get closer and closer, but, did it still fail?Can't even a dazzling existence like Qing become your bond, Shasheng?So, who can be the softness in your heart... Seemingly disappointed and helpless, the dog general can only turn the complexity in his heart into a long sigh. It seems that the owner of the natural teeth and iron broken teeth has been determined. ...

So, Sesshomaru, Bingshan facial paralysis must be well expressed, otherwise it will be misunderstood. Your inheritance will be natural teeth instead of iron broken teeth. It is definitely not the fault of the dog general, but the fault of Bingshan facial paralysis!

When Servants Meet Mafia

God attendants: Woohoo, Your Highness——, Your Highness, we finally found you, how are you doing?Are you hurt?blah blah blah... ah!who are you?Dare to be rude to His Highness, brothers, fuck on!

bang bang bang-

God Servant: Woohoo, Your Highness, why are you beating us?

Zeus: Hey, Lance, I haven't seen you for a while, what about your family etiquette?You dare to embarrass me, do you want me to take you to Santuchuan for a tour?

Gang Ji and the others looked at Li Baoen speechlessly, the colored light in Li Baoen's hand flashed, clicked, the bullet was loaded, and the dark muzzle of the gun was pointed at them.

Li Baoen: Stupid gang, do you want me to take you to Santuchuan?

Tutors: ...

If Zeus suffered from the curse

Zeus: You beasts whose cells are dead except for the active lower body, get lost!

Gong Gong: Angry Qing (Zeus) is so cute!

Zeus: ...Go away!

Gong Gong: The spring night is too short, Qing (Zeus), can we waste time!

Zeus: You are not allowed to come here, ah——

The crowd attacked and overwhelmed the incompetent Zeus to do such and such things...

Gong Gong: Come, Qing (Zeus), try this, it tastes good~~

Zeus opened his mouth to swallow, chewing slowly, his thin lips moved slightly, and the pink luster was alluring, attracting all eyes to glow green, ready to move, finally, with a howl of a wolf, he flew forward.

Zeus: Damn it, don't do it again...

So, Zeus, who was stripped off again, was swallowed alive N times again, and there were more than one bull. Did he become Zeus just to feed these big-tailed wolves who could never be satisfied?

The active use of the order of chasing wife

Hotel Registry: Sir, please show relevant documents that can prove your identity!

Zeus: ...

Library borrowing area: Sir, please show relevant documents that can prove your identity!

Zeus: ...

Bought a lot of snacks to pay the bill: please show relevant documents that can prove your identity!

Zeus: ...

Buying a movie disc: Please present relevant documents that can prove your identity!

Zeus took out a piece of paper, facing the salesperson.

Salesperson: ...

I saw a photo of a blond boy pasted on that piece of paper, and at the top of the photo, five big words were very clear: Wife Chaser Wanted!

When the stallion version of Zeus came to this subverted world, the stallion version of Zeus was completely sent to the kitchen.

One day, after hooking up with a new beauty, Zeus, who had just finished rolling the sheets and had a full meal, fell asleep, and suddenly found himself in a strange place, where people wore strange clothes and had those strange-looking moving creatures. There are occasional rumbling sounds in the sky, and an iron bird with two wings flies by... Zeus is confused by many things he has never seen before. What is this place?

Puzzled, Zeus stopped and walked, and found that those people seemed to be unable to see him, and they were able to pass through his body. At this time, four big words appeared in Zeus's mind: The soul is separated from the body!

Although he knew this kind of situation, he had never encountered such a situation before, and the most important thing was that he didn't know how he got out of the body. Zeus was depressed, and suddenly, his eyes accidentally saw someone A very familiar figure.

Look at the familiar blond hair, those narrow phoenix eyes, those blue eyes... This, this, isn't this a shrunken self? !

Zeus was terrified, seeing the shrunken self appearing in a place he didn't know, this feeling is really bad, but, the next second, the horrified Zeus was terrified, he actually saw the shrunk version of himself Beside him, the insidious and cunning second brother Poseidon, who is as famous as himself and has a unique taste, likes to find female monsters. Moreover, that Poseidon hugged the miniature version of himself and carried out a strong and strong ... Forced kiss? ! ! !

Oh no!Zeus had a pale face and a slack figure. He couldn't get out of the shadow of being kissed by Poseidon. He was kissed by a man of the same sex, and the same sex who had kissed him was actually the same man who often treated him coldly. A sarcastic Poseidon? !Oh, the world is crazy!

He thought that what he saw now was his worst nightmare, but in the next second he realized that he was too naive, because he saw his gloomy, paralyzed brother who had been staying in the underworld and hated the sun, releasing the miniature version of Poseidon Then he did the same thing as Poseidon just now, he embraced the shrunken version of himself with one hand, lifted the chin of the shrunken version of himself with the other hand, and kissed it straight down.

Oh, no, he couldn't accept this fact, Zeus screamed crazily, couldn't bear it anymore, with red eyes, like an angry bull, he rushed straight towards the three entangled with each other...

"Ah——" Zeus roared angrily, and with a bang, he realized that in front of him was the place where he and the beautiful woman were in trouble, and beside him was a beautiful woman who was awakened, with hazy sleepy eyes, a lazy style, and a hot body , usually his favorite, but at this moment, Zeus no longer had the heart to think about this romantic matter, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, Zeus gasped heavily, with fear in his eyes.

Was that just a dream?But it's too real!No, it must not be a dream, it was a prophecy, Poseidon and Hades must have long coveted his beauty and plotted against him, no, he can't just indulge like this, he can't make that nightmare come true!

Thinking about it, Zeus didn't care about the beautiful woman's warm, fragrant and soft jade, so he put on his clothes and went back to the temple. He invited his most heartfelt daughter Athena, and said in secret: Poseidon and Hades are very ambitious for the earth. Always ready to move, you need to be careful!

When Athena heard this, she was furious: Yaya has her own territory and is fighting for the territory with my mother, Hades and Poseidon, you are too deceitful!

Angry Athena decided to strike first, Qianqianyu waved her hand, someone, hit me!Thus, the jihad that has caused a sensation for thousands of years began vigorously...

And at the same moment, the protagonist who finally got away from the suffocating long kiss blinked doubtfully in a certain direction in midair, Ah Lie, why did he feel that something was watching him just now?