When you wake up, you can transcend into a god!

“Big Apple~~”

"Shut up, call me Lan Zeqing or Lan Ze!"

"Green Apple~~"

"boom--"

A potsticker passed, Hisoka was completely settled.

after a few seconds

"Big blue apple~~"

then

"boom--"

Another potsticker passed, and Hisoka won the bid again.

A few seconds more than a few seconds is still a few seconds later

"...Blue Apple~~"

"Bang bang bang-"

"XX you OO, you are the rotten apple, your whole family are rotten apples!!!"

Touching the head of Zeus's chain of pot stickers, Hisoka puffed his face, and wanted to make circles in depression. Can you stop hitting the back of his head? Even if you want to hit him, can you please change the place to hit him? He could feel the back of his head protruding a lot in just a few days just by touching it without looking.

Hisoka was depressed, and Zeus, who was entangled by Hisoka, was even more depressed. You said, didn't he just choose the place to appear?Need to send a pervert over to piss him off?Kill, don't want to kill; fight, don't be afraid of hitting; hide, unless you leave this world, otherwise, this clown has the ability to find you, this is the so-called abnormal strength!

So, the two of them have been like this since the first meeting, entangled all the way, wandering around aimlessly, until today, Hisoka still likes to call him X Apple because of his lack of time, Zeus is entangled, this Hisoka is really Are fruit growers addicted?

"Hisuo, you should either call me by my name properly, or I will shoot you flying next time. Don't worry, I will pay attention to shooting you to the farthest place from me!"

Zeus's words made Hisoka's bun face even more swollen. This big apple is the most delicious but also the most difficult to chew he has ever seen. He couldn't beat it; he was forced; he couldn't be forced; he didn't want to go; The only thing left is entanglement, can he leave, you know, now, there are more and more rotten apples, it is really not easy for him as a fruit farmer to find a good quality, big and tasty apple!So, in order not to be photographed flying, Hisoka could only change his words unwillingly.

"Xiaoqingqing~~"

"boom--"

This time the bang was louder than ever before, and there was even an echo, it was so soul-stirring, the taste really made Hisoka ecstatic~~

"Snapped!"

This is the sound of Hisoka landing. This time the landing also changed from the previous "five body throwing the ground" style. Instead, after involuntarily making a flying movement, he chose to land on his back, which stirred up countless dust.

"Hisoka, don't call me anything other than Aozawa or Aozawa Kiyoshi!!!" Little Qingqing, what the hell? !He's so disgusting, it's even more disgusting than being called Little Zeus by Poseidon and the others! !

Hisoka, who stood up again from the ground, didn't care about Zeus's words at all. After spitting out a mouthful of blood, he smiled alive, and a golden light of excitement flashed in his long and narrow eyes. With the poker in his hand, Hisoka's voice was a little trembling .

"Is Xiao Qingqing willing to fight with me? I'm really excited~~"

Fuer, Zeus has been completely powerless, it is his fault, and he actually persuaded a pervert with nice words (Zeus, are you sure that his behavior is really persuasion? Is it nice to talk??), knowing clearly This guy is a person from another planet who parachuted into Earth from Mars. His brain waves are not in the same world as his own. How could he expect to be able to make him understand with just language (?!) that he is so stupid.

Facing a certain red hair rushing towards him, Zeus slightly opened his lips, and said two words, "Prison."

Then, Hisoka, who was speeding up the movement, found depressedly that the thoughts in his body seemed to be gone, as if he had been emptied suddenly, without the support of thoughts, Hisoka was like an airplane flying in the sky suddenly disappeared. The oil was normal, the brakes were not enough, and he fell to the ground with a bang.

Standing up and sitting on the ground, Hisoka tried to read, but it proved once again that what he just said was not an illusion, his own read really disappeared, just after Big Apple said a word he could not understand.

"What did the Big Apple do?"

Hisoka, who had lost his mind power, didn't have any anger or anxiety, he was very calm, and asked Zeus with a little curiosity and depression.

"It's nothing, I just discovered that for a pervert, you must choose the right method!"

Hisoka could not understand that what he just said was absolute, because what he just said was not Japanese, and of course it was not the language of other countries, but the ancient Greek language, except for the Titans and the three main gods, even those low-level Even the gods can't understand it. There is divine power in the language alone, which is similar to the so-called spirit of speech, but the effect has been enhanced by more than one level.

"Hisuo, if you call out a name other than Lan Zeqing or Lan Ze next time, then, every time you fight against your big apple, I will make your mind lose. In this way, You won’t be able to enjoy the thrill of fighting, Hisoka, think about it, it’s not worth losing thousands of big apples because of me, right?” To deal with fighters like Hisoka, you should hold back his lifeblood.

Sure enough, after hearing what Zeus said, Hisoka turned into a steamed bun face again with a bang, struggling in his heart, er, although the green apple in front of him is delicious, but other big apples are not less attractive to him, why can't both sides Have both?Hisoka was entangled, and weighed with the balance for a long time, wobbly, and finally, Hisoka's eyes lit up, well, he can listen to the green apple first, and then eat the green apple after eating the other apples, so that , There are both sides, so Hisoka, who thought he had found a perfect solution, was happy, but he didn't find out from the beginning to the end. His thinking went into a misunderstanding because of the misleading Zeus's last sentence. He just changed his name, and he didn't want him to choose one of Zeus and other apples to fight!

"Where does little Lanze want to go?"

Little Aozawa? !Well, I reluctantly accept this title, although my age is countless times that of Hisoka, but I can't let Hisoka call me Old Lan Ze, right?Even thinking about it, I can't accept such an unaesthetic title.

"Hisso, are you going to follow me all the time?"

"Hmm~~, yes, fate tells me, it will be very interesting to follow Xiaolanze~~" With an ace of hearts between his fingers, Hisoka said it was an incomparable magic stick!

Black line, fate or something, Zeus really wants to say, Hisoka, please go to Thailand for sex reassignment surgery before pretending to be the god of fate, after all, the gods of fate are all goddesses.

Without saying anything else, Zeus just turned his head and left, follow him if you want. Anyway, as long as he doesn’t have the name that makes his goosebumps go crazy, he doesn’t care if there is another person around him. Pay attention, what he said is [Human], as for non-human beings, he will be very concerned.What's more, it is actually quite convenient for Hisoka to be by his side at certain times, for example, when people without eyes are in the way.

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With a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth, Zeus thought that maybe Hisoka really had the talent to be a magic stick, look, isn't it interesting?The one at the next table has a bandage on its head and wears a suit and leather shoes, which looks like a real scum in clothes. Of course, this beast in clothes has another well-known scientific name—Krollo Ruxilu. Add an attributive before this scientific name If so, it is the head of the A-level wanted criminal Phantom Troupe who likes to go around laughing and hooking up with women from good families. At this moment, this head is laughing at him so creepily (Tuan Da: I Is it gentle and affectionate, okay?!), and a certain nameless dairy cow Sang who was at the same table with him stared at him with those bull eyes, which greatly affected his appetite, so he pointed at the spoon.

"Hisuo, the gentleman over there has been looking at you so enthusiastically, he must have taken a fancy to you and wants to hook you up, or you can go up and express it, he looks good, he should suit your taste!"

When Zeus said this, the voice was not loud, but it was definitely not low. At least, everyone in the cold drink shop could hear it clearly. Moreover, Zeus's appearance that was enough to deceive the world made everyone never think about it. If you doubt his words, although Zeus didn't name them, the little silver spoon was still pointing straight at him. Therefore, the whole shop, whether it was the guests or the owner, all saw the "Sisso" Looking at Kuroro with a tangled and strange look, why is this person's taste so...unique? !

What's more amazing is that the cow lady who was sitting at the same table with Kuroro, who probably had the label of Kuroro's latest target person, screamed and stood up with a bang, pointing at the head of the group, trembling all over her body. Trembling, "Kurolo, it turns out that it was because of that clown that you suddenly became so indifferent to me? You, you, you, you are really perverted—" You said something perverted after waiting for a long time, and Miss Dairy Cow stomped her feet, Then he twisted his waist, covered his face and rushed out of the cold drink shop. At this moment, Kuroro was clearly labeled by everyone as "the heartless man who abandoned his girlfriend for the clown".

So, the head of the Phantom Brigade, who has always been calm, witty, calm, cold, great and wise, Mr. Kurolo Rusilu, took a look at the weird face of his scandal object, and heard a laugh that was even weirder than the face Finally, with a bang, for the first time, his perfect mask shattered.

.........

"puff--"

Not far from the left rear of the shattered stone statue, a large table of men and women with very different images finally burst out laughing after being silent for a while. The most tangled, complicated and interesting thing I have ever seen, of course, is also the most memorable, but none of them dare to do this, you know, their leader is full of black water, and he will definitely wait for an opportunity to retaliate They came back, but even if they can't take pictures, let them laugh first, after all, there are really not many such scenes!

And when Zeus spared no effort to embarrass Kurolo, he didn't know that at different times in different places in the hunter world, two groups of existences that did not belong to this world came, and then, with the same purpose, spread out...