mermaid rude

Lan Hao and Qiao Bin didn't stay in the room for long. The time for club activities was five o'clock. After more than half an hour, people came. Although the two of them only spent half an hour together in the dark space, Lan Hao In terms of time, it was longer than a day and a night, because in that short half hour, he not only acted as a pillow, but also acted as a simulation doll (by TX countless)

So that in the next few days, when Lan Hao saw Qiao Bin, his subconscious reaction was to take a detour.From the first day I saw Qiao Bin, I seemed to be possessed by the god of decline.

Qiao Bin didn't think so. In his opinion, in that sealed space, he and Lan Hao formed——

Great revolutionary friendship.

The rack club has recruited eight new members. The original club has only ten members in total, including two deputy heads and club manager and two logistics staff. I tried my best to teach new students, and finally implemented one-on-one guidance.

"Please advise me more." Qiao Bin nodded, and the bulky mecha nodded under his control.

In order to teach by example, Lan Hao also used the training mecha, and before starting it, he took a look at the energy bar.

Music plays: "READY, GO

Turn left, turn right, twist your neck, twist your butt, go to bed early and wake up early, let's do some exercise, shake your hands, shake your feet..."

It is said that this piece of music has been handed down since 2012. It is widely used in primary and secondary school radio gymnastics, aerobics, and preliminary training of mechs.

There is an essential difference between playing Mecha Wars on Space.com and actually driving a mecha. Qiao Bin has a deep understanding of this. He looked at the clumsy butt-twisting mecha in front of him, and he was so cute that he couldn't help but stepped forward to throw it down. up.

With a sound of "Boom", Lan Hao walked out of the mech with a gray head and a gray face.

Qiao Bin opened the cockpit and suddenly realized that this is not a game, but reality.

But seeing Senior Lan Hao bearing the humiliation, I felt very happy.

Lan Hao took a deep breath and said to calm down!

The mecha was not as easy to learn as expected. Qiao Bin spent two months figuring out bit by bit how to make the mecha's movements consistent with his own.Among the novices, only Wang Peng is in better condition than him.

The day of the college student league competition has also arrived, and the competition venue is at the stadium in S City. Fortunately, they don't want to rush around like competitors from other schools.

In addition to the mecha competition, the college student league competition also competes in five events: long-distance running, swimming, javelin throw, shooting, and high jump.Country C, the college student league competition, is held every two years and is well received by the public.

"Swimming should be for Chen Qiao." Lan Hao held a pen in his mouth and looked at the list of players sent by the secretary department.

"Are you trying to talk about the natural advantages of mermaids?" the head of the secretary department asked back.

"No." Lan Hao shook his head, "The mermaid is here to compete, which man would dare to compete with the mermaid!"

"Gentleman demeanor?" The head of the secretary department raised his eyebrows.

"necessary."

The list of the mecha team was drawn up by the deputy head. There were five official players and five alternate players. Qiao Bin and Wang Peng were honored to be on the waiting list.

The competition is open to the outside world, and the stadium adopts a ticket sales system. Each university will get a different amount of tickets according to the number of contestants, but it is enough.

"Senior, I've already distributed the tickets. In addition to the ones reserved for the school leaders, there are [-] extra tickets." The head of the secretary department said.

"There are so many strange things." Lan Hao threw down his pen and leaned on the back of the chair.

"I think so too." The head of the secretary department nodded.

"How about this, each contestant and technician will be given another one, and they can sell it or give it away." Lan Hao thought for a while.

"Okay, I'll do it here."

1818 Dormitory

"It's hard to live without money." Wang Peng took out his pocket, and there were only a few coins left in it.

"Don't forget, you still owe me 5000 oceans (forgive the price increase after 500 years)!" Zhao Ying closed the book and said with a half-smile.

"We have such a good relationship. Talking about money hurts our relationship!" Wang Peng smirked. He is a bold person, and he always rushes to pay for things when shopping and eating with others.

"I'm sorry, my brother is still clear about it." Zhao Ying said seemingly casually.

Wang Peng said bitterly, "Yes, I will pay you back next month."

Speaking of money, Qiao Bin turned his attention to a row of limited-edition mecha models on his desk, and then thought about his bank card. It seemed that he was not much richer than Wang Peng. He wondered whether he should go out and find a part-time job. The old man held out his hand.

Qiao Bin does not have a Mermaid Gold Card. It is strange to say that, after all, he was born in a big hospital. When he was born, he had slippery legs, which looked exactly like a human baby. After his mother and father passed away, his father After being raised by the army, I thought to myself that I want my son to feel the atmosphere of the army since he was a child, and to be a big man with ideals, morality, discipline, and culture.But one day when Qiao Bin was charging around with a toy gun, he suddenly turned into a little mermaid. Lieutenant General Qiao was dumbfounded. Later, he went to a military doctor for diagnosis. After the examination, the military doctor said that Qiao Bin was a mermaid, or a mermaid. A new natural mermaid with interchangeable legs.

However, when Lieutenant General Qiao wanted to raise his son as a mermaid, the little guy rebelled. He liked the days when he could roll around with the children of his subordinates, and refused to let him dress up cleanly and be a beautiful mermaid boy. Lieutenant General Qiao's partner died early, and his only baby was spoiled to death when he was a human baby. Now that he knows it's a mermaid baby, he doesn't care about everything. I bought the most beautiful clothes at the bottom of the suitcase.

"Can I come in?" There was a knock on the door.

"Please come in." Li Hai put the face towel on the shelf and said, he stayed up all night yesterday to read the subject, his expression was horrible.

Xiaodouding stuck his head in first, and then his whole body.

"Why are you here?" Qiao Bin reached out and pinched his cheek curiously.

"I'm here to give you the tickets." The voice was distorted from the leaky teeth. He slapped Qiao Bin's hand off, stood up straight, and handed over the tickets, "Here are eight tickets, two for each of you." , Senior Lan Hao said, contestants and technicians can invite their friends to cheer."

"Thank you." After separating the tickets, Qiao Bin stuffed them into his pocket and asked, "Do you want to go with me?"

Xiao Douding shook his head: "My cousin gave me a ticket, no need."

"Look at you." Qiao Bin rolled his eyes. "

"I want you to take care of it." Xiao Douding raised his head and opened his big round eyes, "If you give me a signed photo of senior Chen Qiao, I can consider accompanying you."

"What else do you know besides autographed photos." Qiao Bin nailed a chestnut on his forehead angrily, "I gave you one last time, are you not satisfied with one of them?"

"I already have five." Saying this, Xiao Douding felt a sense of accomplishment, "In addition to the one you gave, senior Lan Hao also gave me one, and my cousin is the best, he gave me three !"

"It's all repeated!" Qiao Bin said maliciously.

Xiao Douding lowered his face and said sadly: "How do you know!"

"By the way, little guy, do you know where there is a part-time job?" Wang Peng asked, he desperately needed funds to fill his shriveled pockets.

"If you are a mermaid, you can go to heaven and earth." Xiao Douding was in a bad mood when Qiao Bin hit him, and he spoke angrily.

"Can I put a fish set on it?" Wang Peng joked.

Fish set is a commonly used tool in the entertainment industry. Mermaids are limited, and mermaids entering the entertainment industry are even rarer (both father and husband are reluctant to let their babies out). In order to meet the visual needs of the audience, a tool such as a fish set has appeared. The slender male actor looks like a mermaid in a fish suit.

But if Wang Peng puts it on, you can imagine Zhao Ying's retching expression on the side.

Maybe the speaker didn't mean it, but the listener meant it. Qiao Bin memorized the words "heaven and earth" in his mind.

After Xiao Douding left, Li Hai sneezed loudly.

"Did you catch a cold?" Qiao Bin asked concerned.

"Maybe." Li Hai had a sore throat and his voice was hoarse.

"I guess it was too late yesterday, go to bed and lie down." Qiao Bin urged.

"No, I have to go out." Li Hai held the ticket in his hand tightly and said uneasily.

"What's the matter, what can I do for you?" Wang Peng followed.

"I want to give the ticket to...um...to Senior Chen Qiao." Li Hai blushed.

"Let me give it to you. It just so happens that I want to give it to him too. Hiss... Zhao Ying, don't shame me." Wang Peng cried out in pain.

"You're just joining in the fun, we have to rush to the training ground." Zhao Ying said angrily, although he didn't understand why he was angry, but seeing Wang Peng staring at the mermaid, he felt unhappy.

"Let me deliver it for you." Qiao Bin patted Li Hai's shoulder: "Don't worry, I'm absolutely not interested in mermaids!"

Li Hai trembled: "You won't be interested in men, will you?"

Qiao Bin was dumbfounded. How should this be explained? After thinking about it, he said, "Well, I'm still interested in mermaids!"

Qiao Bin held the ticket and scratched his ears. He didn't expect Li Hai to be so noisy, at the same level as Lan Hao!He even told him five times that he admired senior Chen Qiao, so that he would not be blinded by misfortune.

Don't even think about it, is he such a person?

Thinking of his interest in a mermaid, Qiao Bin shuddered, the old man would kill me!

Well, it's important to do things.

Chen Qiao lives in the mermaid building, his mobile phone number is kept secret, and the phone number of the dormitory is kept secret. If he wants to contact one, he can stay directly in the mermaid building, and the other is to go to the student union and find Lan Hao to make a call.

Compared with the slim chance of the former, he chose the latter.

Lan Hao held a brief meeting with the student cadres of the student union in the office. The meeting started after lunch, and it is now coming to an end.

"Is the contact location chosen in the heaven and the earth?" the director of the school's student union asked uncertainly.

"Well, this is the hope of the student unions of other colleges and universities. Let's do some hospitality." The head of the secretary department interjected.

"That's it, the meeting is adjourned."

Lan Hao walked out of the small conference room, and when he returned to the student union, he saw Qiao Bin bullying his tea in his place, and his flesh ached.

"Looking for me?" Lan Hao tried hard to put a smile on his face.

"Yeah." Qiao Bin nodded, "Do you know where Senior Chen Qiao is?"

Lan Hao felt uncomfortable: "Why are you looking for him? Didn't you say you didn't like him before?" He thought to himself, he was still cuddling and kissing him in the early days, but now he is going to provoke the mermaid again.

"Li Hai asked me to send a ticket to senior Chen Qiao. Don't you have his phone number? Why didn't you give it to me earlier." Qiao Bin complained.

After Lan Hao heard the explanation, he felt a lot more at ease, but he is the type who still takes Joe when he is good: "You didn't ask for it, so why don't I take the initiative to give it to you? That's the mermaid's phone number!" He put the word mermaid The bite is heavy.

"Yes, it's still a mermaid with an owner." Qiao Bin thought of Chen Qiao's fiancé, and felt a headache for his roommate.

"That's not necessarily true." Lan Hao laughed, but still didn't want to give him Chen Qiao's mobile phone number, "I'll go find him with you, or he won't see you."

"That's true." Qiao Bin nodded, thinking of Chen Qiao's cold face, that cold snort, his head hurt even more, "You are really a good person." He said this to Lan Hao from the bottom of his heart.

Lan Hao smiled wryly, he didn't understand the little Jiujiu in his heart yet!