mermaid rude

F large playground

"You bastards, come over and gather. You haven't eaten, and you run slower than a tortoise." The young chief instructor yelled in the hot sky with his hands behind his back.

As soon as he spoke, the students ran over from the resting place stepping forward.

"Is he really a mermaid? Don't rest." The freshman standing behind asked suspiciously.

"Yes." The classmate next to him nodded heavily.

"It's a blow to a man's self-esteem!"

"Everyone on their positions, report the number."

Qiao Bin is the chief instructor of this training, there are more than [-] sub-instructors below, one person manages a company, and more than [-] companies count as a regiment.After the students reported their numbers, the company commander started to report to Qiao Bin.

One after another, when the company commander reached the twelfth company, the report was cut off.

Qiao Bin followed the black line and walked to the freshman team of the [-]th company: "Who will be the last to see Instructor Zhong?"

The students looked at each other, and finally a tall man came out and said, "Report instructor, the last time I saw instructor Zhong was in the toilet next to the east playground."

They are in the west playground, there is a toilet in the west playground, why does Zhong Daodou go there?Qiao Bin frowned.

"Instructor." Seeing his confusion, the first column added, "During the break, the toilets here were full. Instructor Zhong..."

"I understand." Qiao Bin raised his hand and said, "Let's continue, [-] consecutive counts."

It's not far from the east playground to the west playground. You can walk back and forth twice in 15 minutes, and you can run even faster.

This time it's an intermission, half an hour.However, no matter how long it takes, it will be defeated by Zhong Daodou's powerful road idiot attribute.

The chief instructor is not busy, just look around.

Zhong Daodou appeared half an hour later, along with his lover and the little mermaid.

"Mother and father, mother and father."

Xiao Guoguo was wearing a white mermaid skirt, and she threw herself into Qiao Bin's arms from a long distance.

The appearance of the little mermaid immediately attracted the attention of most of the students.The cute steamed stuffed bun face, big watery eyes, and the flicking little fish tail all of a sudden hit everyone's HHP.

"Why are you here?"

"Father, give me a hug!" Xiao Guoguo grabbed Qiao Bin's trouser legs and raised her head coquettishly.

"Be good, baby." Qiao Bin picked up Xiao Guoguo from the ground, weighed it, and pinched his delicate little nose, "Baby is heavy again, mother and father can't hold it anymore."

Guoguo giggled, buried her head in Qiao Bin's neck and rubbed it.

Seeing that the situation is good at the moment, Zhong Daidou smiled sloppily and prepared to run away.

Unexpectedly, Qiao Bin didn't even blink, and pulled his collar straight: "Instructor Zhong, do I want to test your road blindness index again?"

"I'm sorry." Zhong Daidou saluted Qiao Bin with a bitter face, "I will definitely bring a compass with me next time I go out."

Lan Hao, Qiao Bin: ...

When get out of class was about to end, Qiao Bin received a call from Chen Qiao.

"Bring the little mermaid to a variety show tomorrow?" Qiao Bin was stunned for a moment, "Why?"

"It's because the public is very curious about the little mermaid." Chen Qiao shrugged, "Yesterday the reporter interviewed His Highness the Crown Prince, and His Highness showed a photo of Guoguo. The phone has been busy."

Lan Hao stood beside Qiao Bin and heard Chen Qiao's words clearly. He scratched his head and smiled: "I just want to show off how cute my baby is."

"What show are we on?" Qiao Bin asked.

"CCTV's "Aspirations", in order not to make Xiao Guoguo nervous, I invited two other guests."

Qiao Bin raised his eyebrows: "It can't be Tong Tong and Nan Fei!"

"Yes!"

"Xiao Lianxiao's strange power is gradually increasing, let's prepare Zhang Tie's table at the shooting scene!" Qiao Bin sincerely suggested.

"Thank you for your reminder, I will talk to the scene decorator."

turn over the day

Four-year-old Guoguo is still fat and milky, with a white and tender face, like a hard-boiled egg that has been peeled off its shell.At this moment, he was sitting in the car, pulling the bow around his neck with his fleshy little hands, and said aggrievedly: "Mother and father, I don't like this, it's uncomfortable."

Qiao Bin turned around and patted his little head: "Mother and father, you can untie it now."

The untied bowknot became Guoguo's toy, and it was quite beautiful except for strangling his neck, so Qiao Bin simply tied the bowknot on his soft hair.

The host Xiao Nan has been famous for many years, but today he is a little nervous. His hand holding the microphone is sweating. You must know that the guests this time are not only nobles, but also mermaids. He will face six mermaids in the meeting.

"Uncle." Xiao Guoguo took Qiao Bin's hand and stared at Xiao Nan's clothes with big eyes blinking.

Xiao Nan was attracted by the little mermaid. Seeing that Qiao Bin did not object, he knelt down and touched the head of the little mermaid: "What are you looking at, little master?"

"This." Xiao Nan, who squatted down, was about the same height as Xiao Guoguo. Xiao Guoguo stretched out a short finger, poked the bow on his collar, and then pointed to the bow tied on her head. Said: "I have this too."

The staff doing the preparatory work in the background were overturned.

"What a cute little mermaid."

"So soft, I really want to hug him."

"Thinking of seeing the two little mermaids later, I'm going to die happily."

Qiao Bin was the first to arrive. After waiting for about ten minutes, Triton and Zhang Nanfei also arrived.

After everyone arrived, the filming began.A group of people walked into the scene from the backstage. Because it was a live broadcast, the audience was full of audience. It is said that the box office of this episode has already reached sky-high prices.

Xiao Nan turned to the camera and regained his composure: "It's a great pleasure to meet you again on Zhiqu. I am the host Xiao Nan. Standing next to me are the guests of this issue. I think you will never be unfamiliar with them. Especially these three lovely little guests, let everyone welcome them with warm applause."

Xiao Nan is worthy of being a senior host. With just a few words without much embellishment, the atmosphere of the audience was lifted.After screaming, he raised his right hand: "Okay, I understand everyone's excitement, so I don't waste everyone's time. Now, I will hand over the microphone to our little mermaids and let them make a brief self-introduction okay?"

His Highness Xiao Guoguo is the most precious of the three little mermaids. Considering this factor, the producer numbered him No. 1, and Xiao Nan also gave him the wireless microphone first.

Xiao Guoguo held the microphone, shook it in his hand, and tilted his head, as if he was thinking about something.

Qiao Bin bent down and pinched his little face: "Guoguo, say hello to everyone!"

"Hello, uncles." Xiao Guoguo said, patted the microphone with her hand, and frowned.

"Does Guoguo have any doubts? If you speak up, everyone can help you solve it!" Xiao Nan said.

"Father, this is different from ours." Xiao Guoguo grabbed the small wing decoration on the microphone, "It has this."

"Well, is there any difference?" Qiao Bin asked following his words.

"This one is black, not like ice cream." Xiao Guoguo said seriously.

After finishing speaking, Xiao Guoguo found that everyone's eyes were focused on her, and shyly pulled Qiao Bin's mermaid skirt, and shrank her small body behind him, revealing half of her small face.

The audience hesitated for a while, then completely boiled.

"It turns out that your highness likes to eat ice cream. After the show is over, can uncle treat you to eat?" Xiao Nan stood up and came to Xiao Lianxiao, "Thank you, His Highness Guoguo, for the introduction. Next, I will hand over the microphone to Xiao Lianxiao. Mr. Xiao."

"Uncle, I like the one in your hand."

"Okay, this is for you." Xiao Nan changed without saying a word.

Xiao Lianxiao held the microphone and pondered for a few seconds: "Hello, uncles, I'm Xiao..." Halfway through speaking, he turned his head to look at Triton.

"What's the matter baby?" Triton asked curiously.

"Why is my voice not as loud as what my uncle said just now?" Xiao Lianxiao pouted, "I thought it was a problem with the microphone!"

"Honey, you can try screaming!" Triton winked at him.

When Xiao Lianxiao was brewing, Qiao Bin and Zhang Nanfei quickly plugged their baby's ears.

"what……"

Three seconds later, the scene was instantly killed by the magic voice of the little mermaid prince!

"What a mighty little mermaid."

"I've heard that the little mermaid in the Duke's Mansion is powerful, but it's better to hear it than to hear it!"

"La la la, the little mermaid is so energetic."

Xiao Nan petrified for a while, then trotted and handed the microphone to Xiao Yun.

Xiaoyun is a good baby, and he made a comprehensive self-introduction: "Hi everyone, my name is Xiaoyun, my mother and father are Feifei, and my father is Mingming..."

The word "Mingming" made Xiao Nan's jaw almost drop.

After the "Self-introduction" session ended, Xiao Nan led them into the second session - "Small Performance"

The order of play is reversed this time.

Xiaoyun sang a nursery rhyme, his voice was soft, like cotton candy.In addition, having learned vocal music, the voice is very pleasant. The audience couldn't help waving the light sticks to the rhythm. They only thought that the little mermaid on the field was so cute and cute. The thunderous applause at the end was expected.

"Uncle, I don't have any props for acting." Xiao Lianxiao spread her hands, acting like a helpless little adult.

"What props does the young master need?" Xiao Nan asked.

"Brick." Xiao Lianxiao pouted.

"This item room has it, just wait."

Hearing what the little mermaid said in the background, although he didn't know what he was going to do with the bricks, he did as he said immediately.

"That's all?" Xiao Lianxiao looked at the lonely brick and said with disgust.

"Uh..." Xiao Nan had no choice but to ask the backstage staff to get a few more dollars.

A few bricks were stacked up to Xiao Lianxiao's waist, but he was still dissatisfied, but this time, he looked at Xiao Nan with sympathy.

Xiao Nan gave a "click", thinking, there is nothing dirty on her face!

Xiao Lianxiao's next sentence shocked him completely: "Uncle, I didn't expect your TV station to be so poor."

Xiao Lianxiao's performance was "Brick Splitting", but other people did it with their hands, but he used the tail of a fish, and the little fish tail "slapped" it on the bricks, and the bricks were all cracked.

The whole place was silent.

Xiao Nan turned her head away, the little mermaid's toughness once again hit the man's self-esteem.

As if seeking comfort, he came to Xiao Guoguo, forced a smile and asked, "What is your highness going to perform?"

"Like a small animal." Xiao Guoguo glanced at him, saw that he was calm, and asked weakly, "Is it okay?"

"Okay." Xiao Nan nodded quickly, "Shall we learn the sounds of three small animals?"

Xiao Guoguo stood in the middle, and Xiao Nan asked the question: "The first one, the little sheep"

"Meow meow meow!"

Xiao Nan's eyes widened, did he hear correctly?

"Uncle, isn't it right?" Xiao Guoguo looked at him sadly with big eyes.

Under this childlike eyes, Xiao Nan dared to say "no", and would definitely be drowned by the spittle of the audience.

"That's right." Not wanting to die, Xiao Nan had no choice but to nod, "Second, little cock"

"Meow!" Xiao Guoguo replied quickly.

If there is one, there will be two, and if there is two, there will be three. Xiao Nan gave up, and then came up with the title: "Little Niu Niu"

"Meow!"

Xiaoyun asked Xiao Lianxiao: "Is there any difference between what Guoguo said?"

Xiao Lianxiao nodded: "Yes, three characters for the first time, two characters for the second time, and three characters for the third time."

Zhang Nanfei, Triton: ...

"The little mermaid's fathers are also here today. We need the cooperation of our fathers for the third program, and now we invite them to appear." Xiao Nan raised her hand, and the door behind her opened.

"As you can see, there is a big screen behind me, and the fathers are standing behind the screen, and we will test the little mermaid later to see if they can find their father.

Three holes were opened on the screen, and the positions of the holes were different, and the exposed parts of the fathers were also different. Under the leadership of Xiao Lianxiao, the three little mermaids came in front of the screen.

The audience in the audience focused their attention, wondering if the little mermaid could be recognized correctly.

"Uncle, as long as you find it?" Xiao Lianxiao asked.

"Yes." Xiao Nan nodded, suddenly having a bad premonition.

His premonition came true in the next second.

Xiao Lianxiao grabbed the screen and climbed up. His small body was very nimble, and he climbed onto the screen at once, without scaring Xiao Nan to death. He ran over and opened his hands, fearing that the little mermaid would fall.

Due to the rules of the game, Lan Hao, Chen Fan, and Li Qiuming could not speak, and could only communicate with their eyes from time to time.In fact, they themselves are also curious, whether the baby can recognize them.

Xiao Guoguo saw Xiao Lianxiao climb up, he is not that good, but Xiao Guoguo is smart, I can't climb, can't I drill?

There was a hole under the screen, and Xiao Guoguo, who thought of a way, lay down on the ground and stuck his head in through the hole.

Chen Fan saw a shadow on the ground, raised his head, and met the big blue eyes of his baby.He opened his arms helplessly: "Baby, jump, Dad will pick you up."

Now that the little guys have broken the rules, it doesn't matter what they say. When Lan Hao opened his mouth and was about to make fun of his cousin, he found something grabbing his trouser legs.

Well, he who carried Xiao Guoguo out of the hole is not qualified to tease Chen Fan.

This is cheating, definitely cheating.

However, fortunately, there is still a little cloud obediently standing in front of the screen.Xiao Nan walked over and asked him with a smile: "Does Mr. Xiaoyun know who is the father?"

"I don't know." After Xiaoyun finished speaking, he thought for a while and added, "But I will know soon."

"Why?" Xiao Nan asked curiously.

"After the younger brother brought the uncle out, the rest is my father."

Xiao Nan's black line: He used the method of elimination!

The program was recorded for three hours. It was the first time for the little mermaid to participate in this tiring program, and she thought it was very fun, with a beaming smile on her face.Before the end, Xiao Nan, on behalf of the TV station, gave each of them a bear doll of equal height.

Sitting in the car, Guoguo was tired and slept in Qiao Bin's arms.

"Senior, why are you here? You didn't say anything in advance." Qiao Bin asked.

"My cousin is worried about Triton, and I'm afraid that he will mess around, so I have no choice but to give up my life to accompany the gentleman."

"Not sincere." Qiao Bin didn't like this answer.

"Ah, ah, ah!" Lan Hao held his hand, "That's just one of the reasons, the main thing is that I miss you and the child."

【Extra: Happy Duke's Mansion】