mermaid rude

Xiao Qiao gave birth to the baby egg, and the whole family was happy for a long time.

Lan Hao proposed to move back to live. After he graduated, he was promoted to the crown prince by Lan Ye, and he had his own mansion outside the palace.But his request was unceremoniously rejected by Lan Ye.In Lan Ye's words, if you want to be beautiful, of course you have to watch his grandson be born.Lan Hao was wronged, he was so helpless, he was the baby's father, but he couldn't touch the baby for a few minutes a day.

"Why isn't it coming out?" Qiao Bin poked the big white egg in the incubator, feeling itchy in his heart.

"Princess, don't poke it." Butler Du was frightened to death by his actions. In fact, if possible, the old man really wanted to separate the baby from the concubine, who was neither serious nor serious.

"No, the shell is hard!" Qiao Bin poked it twice again with a smile, as if to confirm his words.

Lan Hao went to work, and Lan Ye also had to catch up with business. Under Lin Qing's pressure, the old man failed to move the incubator to his office.

Qiao Bin raised his health and was imprisoned for a month. He was already bored, but there were a lot of guards in the palace, and he couldn't even escape, so he could only stare at his balls.

At this time, a guard ran to Steward Du's ear and said a few words.

Butler Du waited for him to leave, and said to Qiao Bin, "Princess, Master Terry and the young master are here."

"Tong Tong is here?" Qiao Bin blinked twice, "I'll go see him."

Steward Du heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that his hand was removed from Da Baidan's body, "You are sitting in the lobby with the young master!"

"Well, you help me make a pot of water and send it." Qiao Bin picked up the incubator, "Baby, visit friends with mother and father."

Seeing him walking and running, Steward Du hurriedly said: "Slow down, and be careful not to fall your highness."

Chen Fan went to work today, Triton was on vacation, and was bored at home wreaking havoc at home. Little Butler Li looked at the mess, met Triton's innocent eyes, and told him tactfully that Princess Qiao Bin was in a hurry, so why don't he go to the palace to sneak out? .

Terry agreed, and what made Butler Li regret—he took the young master away.

The young master Chen Lianxiao, nicknamed Xiao Lianxiao, is the eldest grandson of the current Duke.When he was born, Lan Ye specially inscribed the letter on it.To be honest, Lan Ye's handwriting is not good-looking, but his identity wins.

Xiao Lianxiao is a little mermaid, soft and soft, and her destructive power has been inherited from her parents.No, before Triton sat down for a few minutes, the little guy broke the dinner plate.

"Sorry." Triton shrugged helplessly at Qiao Bin.

"It's okay, the little mermaid is energetic, which means that he is in good health." When Qiao Bin said this, he looked at the servant who was tidying up in an orderly manner.

"What the concubine said is true." The servant nodded quickly, and after cleaning up, he still looked at Xiao Lianxiao reluctantly, but he managed to get in to clean the table.

The little mermaid is so cute, with a tender face and round eyes, like beautiful gems.

"Uncle, what kind of egg is this?" Xiao Lianxiao lay on the ground, flicking her tail, and asked while grabbing the incubator on the table.

"It's my younger brother!" Qiao Bin touched Xiao Lianxiao's head, thinking depressedly, if his body was not damaged, his baby should be Xiao Lianxiao's elder brother.But now, Xiao Lianxiao can talk in a childish voice, and her baby is still in the shell without moving.

Xiao Lianxiao's destructive power is notorious. Steward Du was holding tea, watching the little guy want to touch the royal family's precious egg, he immediately put the plate into the hand of the servant beside him, and held the limp little hand of the little mermaid: "Young master, do you still remember the old servant?"

Xiao Lianxiao tilted her head, feeling that the person in front of her was somewhat familiar, but she just couldn't remember it.

Butler Du took out a handful of candies from his pocket. The candies were wrapped in colorful wrappers. Xiao Lianxiao looked at them with drooling eyes, and said crisply, "Remember."

The little mermaid was so charming, and with a sweet smile, she killed the butler's servant Meng.

Butler Du peeled off the candy wrapper and put it near Xiao Lianxiao's mouth. Xiao Lianxiao swallowed it in one gulp. The sweet taste made his eyes narrow with joy.

Stuffing the remaining candies into Xiao Lianxiao's hands, he couldn't put one hand down, and the greedy little mermaid stretched out both hands.When the crisis was resolved, Steward Du made a V-shape in his heart.

"Want to watch a DVD?" Qiao Bin asked.

"Okay." Triton didn't care.

A group of people came to the video room.

"Dub, change another disc." Qiao Bin suddenly remembered that the film he watched yesterday was dark in tone, not suitable for children.

"Ok."

Butler Du chose a relaxing science and education film. In order to make the image better, he closed the curtains, leaving only a wall lamp.

"How long has it been since Guoguo? I think it's almost time to break the shell!" Triton asked.

"Just these two days."

"You are much better than me. When Xiao Lianxiao came out, there were a lot of jokes..." Triton said a few words, then stopped suddenly.

"What's wrong?" Qiao Bin looked at him curiously.

"Didn't you hear anything?" Triton asked.

"The sound of the TV?" Qiao Bin subconsciously asked.

"No." Triton turned off the TV. "Do you hear that now?"

Seeing that he didn't seem to be joking, Qiao Bin pricked up his ears and listened for a while: "No!"

"It really is." Triton said sternly.

"Huh? Don't scare me!" Qiao Bin shivered when he thought of the horror movie he watched a few days ago that couldn't be explained by science, and asked Steward Du who was standing beside him, "Dub, did you hear that?"

Butler Du shook his head: "No."

"It's obviously a loud sound, like something is broken, why can't you hear it?" Triton wondered.

"Are you hallucinating?" Qiao Bin frowned.

"I heard it too." Xiao Lianxiao lifted his head from Triton's arms.

"My back is numb." Qiao Bin said word by word.

After the TV was turned off, the huge room was silent, the wind came out from the window, the curtains swayed and reflected on the ground, like a distorted figure.

Triton put his arms around Qiao Bin's shoulders: "Don't be afraid, I'm here!"

Qiao Bin glanced at Terry Tong's exquisite side face, a little ashamed, and comforted himself, this is the palace, the place with the most righteousness, there is nothing to be afraid of.

"Click", "click", "click".

"I heard it." Qiao Bin was dumbfounded.

"I heard that too." Du Guanjia said.

At the same moment, Qiao Bin and Butler Du opened the curtains one by one, and turned on the light by the other, while Triton moved his hands to find the source of the sound.

When the light was shining on the golden room, Qiao Bin's body was limp, and when he was about to sit down, he was startled by Xiao Lianxiao's words again.

"Father, there are cracks in the testicles." The little mermaid said in a childish voice.

Could it be that something dirty has attached itself to his precious egg?Phew, what did you say?Crow's mouth, it's time to hit.

"Crack?" Triton looked over and was shocked, "It's not good, go to the mermaid doctor, the ball fell!"

The little mermaid is Lan Ye's life, so Butler Du rushed out without saying a word.

Qiao Bin was stunned for a while: "Why is there a crack in the ball?"

"Stupid, of course I fell." Triton popularized knowledge with him, "Of course, after Xiao Lianxiao fell from the kitchen counter, there was a seam on the eggshell, and my heart hurts to death."

"But I haven't dropped my baby egg?" This is the problem.

"Then why is there a gap?" Triton opened his mouth, not knowing why.Asked the question back.

"I don't know either!" Qiao Bin scratched his head, his brows became tighter and tighter, tending to explode.

When Lin Qing came in, the two mermaids were staring wonderingly!

"Father, why is there a crack in Eggy?" Qiao Bin asked, thinking that Lin Qing would have more experience after giving birth to three sons.

Lin Qing looked at the two mermaids who were frowning and thinking hard, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Of course my good grandson is coming out!"

"Uh...so that's the case!" Qiao Bin nodded thoughtfully.

After a while, he stood up abruptly from the sofa: "What? My baby is about to break its shell?"

Lin Qing rolled her eyes, why is this child so dull?

Lan Ye got the news from Butler Du, and ran back without stopping.

The same is true for Lan Hao, but the military and political department is half an hour away from the palace.

"Hurry up, Liu Zhen, hurry up."

"There is a red light ahead, Your Highness." Liu Zhen shrugged, expressing her helplessness.

"Damn it, there are ninety seconds for the red light, who stipulated it." Lan Hao couldn't calm down anymore, wishing he could smash the thing.

Liu Zhen shut her mouth wisely, thinking, if she told him that the proposal was submitted by Lan Hao half a year ago, would she be hacked to death by the enraged Second Prince?

"Guoguo, my little Guoguo." Lan Ye said cheerfully.

A piece of the eggshell fell off, and a water-blue tail emerged from the hole below.

"Mother and father, my younger brother is the same as mine." Xiao Lianxiao hugged Triton's fish tail and said.

"My brother is also a little mermaid." Lin Qing touched Xiao Lianxiao's head with a big smile on his face.

half an hour later

"Why isn't my brother coming out?" The child was impatient, Xiao Lianxiao raised his head, his neck was sore.

In order not to put the little mermaid with a broken shell, a soft blanket was placed on the table, four or five pieces of eggshells fell off, except for the little mermaid's tail, the little mermaid's two hands also stretched out.

The shell on the top of the testicle cracked a few big pieces, showing signs of loosening, Qiao Bin cheered up the baby in his heart.

"How long does it take for Xiao Lianxiao to break out of the shell?" Lan Ye asked Triton. According to his experience as a father of three, it usually takes a few minutes for a child to break out of the shell. Could it be that mermaid babies are different from human babies.

"Soon, not so long." Triton said truthfully.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, there is plenty of time." Kong Chen comforted.

"That's good." Because Guoguo's small hands and fish tail have been exposed, Lan Ye is still very confident in the little baby.

The little hands curled up, and the baby in the eggshell pushed its head out with force.The baby's hair is blond, with a few small eggshells on top, pouty cheeks, both fat and fat, and looks very cute.

"It finally came out." Qiao Bin was overjoyed. He was just about to tell the baby that he was his mother and father, but Lan Ye had already put his head in front of the little mermaid whose lower body was still in the eggshell, "Guoguo, I It's grandpa."

The baby squinted, so naturally he couldn't see him clearly.It's a little cold outside, the exposed head is cold, the hands are cold, the tail is cold, and there is no warmth in the eggshell, ~~~~(>_<)~~~~, the little mermaid is arrogant, the little mermaid quit.

Under the surprised eyes of everyone, the little mermaid first retracted her two soft arms into the eggshell, then put the tender little fish tail back into the shell, and finally put the head with a few pieces of eggshell on it. melon.

The eggshell pokes the neck, hates it, twists the little neck, finally stops poking, the little mermaid is in the warm eggshell, and doesn’t plan to come out, flicking the little mermaid’s tail happily as usual, the little mermaid is satisfied,~~ (*^_^*) ~~ The little mermaid thinks: It would be better if the eggshell does not leak air =v=

The little mermaid was satisfied, and all the onlookers were dumbfounded.

"Who can tell me what happened?" Lan Ye's wide eyes proved that this kind of thing had never happened to his son.

"Uh..." Kong Chen scratched his head and said awkwardly, "In medicine, it can be understood that the little mermaid doesn't want to come out."

"Is there a solution?" Lan Ye asked.

"The reason why the baby breaks its shell is because there is no energy in his balls to continue his life." Kong Chen cleared his throat, "In short, he will come out when he is hungry."

"I don't want the little mermaid to be hungry." Lan Ye said with a look of reluctance.

the other end

The car drove into the palace, and before it stopped, Lan Hao crawled out from inside.

At the gate of his hall, a large group of servants surrounded the road, and there was no time to ask about the situation. Lan Hao chose a brutal way and squeezed in from behind.

"Don't squeeze, who is so unqualified." The servant who was pushed aside said angrily.

The servant next to him came back to his senses, took a look, saw that it was Lan Hao, and pulled his sleeve.

The angry servant immediately shut his mouth tightly, thinking, he is a small person, so he won't be missed by the second prince, right?

Lan Hao was so anxious that he didn't have time to worry about these trivial matters, but the circle was crowded, and it took him a lot of effort just to get out of the encirclement.

hungry!The little mermaid rubbed her stomach twice with her small fist.

Woohoo, I want to eat.

"Guoguo, come out quickly, grandpa has candy, millet porridge, milk powder, chicken legs..." Lan Ye said to the half-cracked baby egg in a seductive tone.The people around got goosebumps all over the place, but they also hoped that this method would work.

The little mermaid couldn't understand what he said, but felt the noise outside the eggshell.

He feels wronged, he is so hungry, and there is still noise outside, I hate it, o(￣ヘ￣o#)!

The little mermaid was angry, and he vented his dissatisfaction in a baby way-roll!

The little mermaid rolled around on the table, but the half-cracked eggshell could not stand up to his strenuous activity, and it cracked faster.

The little mermaid didn't notice it, but felt that rolling and venting was very comfortable, so he increased the rolling speed...

The little mermaid was rolling sideways, and found that there was an air leak above her head, wow, what happened?

Panting heavily, Lan Hao walked to the table, looked at the baby's soft blond hair, and couldn't help reaching out to touch it.

Sensing the temperature above the head, the little mermaid twisted her neck to lean on it, it was warm!

Seeing the innocent look of the little mermaid, Lan Ye retracted the hand that was about to pat his son's arm.

Lan Hao only felt that his heart was beating so fast. Is this the feeling of blood touching each other?The fat little guy on the table, the little guy whose lower body is still in the cracked eggshell, is his son, and he has been looking forward to the baby mermaid for five full years.

The little mermaid twisted her body, and the broken eggshell slid down from his body.

Looking at this healthy little life, Qiao Bin's eyes were slightly hot, and Triton pushed him to the nearest position to the little mermaid, where Lan Ye had already moved out.

Lan Hao stretched out his hands to hug the little mermaid, he could clearly feel his hands trembling, he was afraid that if he tried hard, the soft mass would be pinched.

"Xiao Bin." Lan Hao looked at his partner with red eyes, and for a moment, thousands of words were stuck in his throat.

He wanted to tell him that he was very excited and wanted to tell him that he thanked him for giving him a complete family and a healthy little life.

"Wow..." The little mermaid cried "Wow".

"Baby, what's wrong?" Lan Hao was shocked.

"Your holding position is not right." Lan Ye took the little mermaid from his hand, "If the head is down, the child will feel uncomfortable."

However, his smile did not hang for a minute, because the little mermaid was still crying in his hands: "Little Guoguo, why is Grandpa's little Guoguo uncomfortable?"

"Your Highness, your posture is not correct." Kong Chen laughed and said, "The little mermaid's tail is very soft, you are pressing his tail fin."

Kong Chen took the child and demonstrated, "The little mermaid should be hugged sideways, with his head supported in one hand, and the other hand pointing naturally so that the fish's tail rests on his arm, so that it won't hurt him."

"Oh! So that's it!" After Lan Ye understood, he wanted to take the child again, but Kong Chen shook his head: "Your Majesty, wait a moment, I want to take the child for a checkup."

"Well, let's go, let's go together."

"The little mermaid's body is very healthy, but the brain development is a bit slow, and it needs to be strengthened in the later stage." Kong Chen looked at the examination report and said.

"Little fool?"

"It's not so exaggerated. It's basically healthy, but it's a little slower than ordinary children." It should be a genetic problem, and Kong Chen didn't say a word after that.

"That's good." Qiao Bin was satisfied.

Butler Du wrapped the little mermaid in the blanket that he had prepared long ago, and the little mermaid was washed dry and quiet before the inspection.

Lan Ye hugged it in her palm and coaxed it, Lin Qing smiled and took the pacifier given by the servant, and gently squeezed it, letting the goat milk fall into the little mermaid's mouth.

Xiao Lianxiao wants to see her younger brother, clamoring for Terry to hug him.

"Is younger brother beautiful?" Lan Ye asked Xiao Lianxiao.

"Yeah." Xiao Lianxiao nodded greatly, thinking, it would be nice if the tail of the fish was pink.

Lan Hao and Qiao Bin walked in the middle, the little mermaid successfully broke its shell, the palace was full of joy, and the red banners used for festivals were all hung up.

"Senior, my baby is so smart." Qiao Bin thought of something, his brows curved, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Tongtong."

"Huh?" Seeing them mentioning his name, Terry leaned over.

"When we peel eggs, don't we just knock the shell twice, then rub it with our hands and roll it on the table? We little mermaids also break their shells like this!"

Qiao Bin couldn't explain clearly, but after spending several years with him, Lan Hao understood what he meant with just one look.

But even so, Lan Hao was still frightened. Imagine that his precious egg rolled on the table and broke his egg shell, and somehow felt that eating eggs was a sin!

Never eat eggs again!

Everyone thought the same as him. After hearing Qiao Bin's words, Lan Ye ordered that no boiled eggs be allowed on the royal table in the future. This is like not eating fish when there are mermaids.