mermaid rude

The plane ticket Wang Chen booked was three days later. Before going out, Lieutenant General Qiao took care of Qiao Bin and took his apprentices out for more strolls, saying: Maybe mermaids like honest people now. Chen will feel worried in the future.

Lan Hao couldn't laugh or cry, mermaids are not stones on the side of the road, they can be picked up casually in a bag.However, during the few days when Wang Chen was here, he still joined the friendship of the landlord and took him to visit the not-so-famous tourist attractions in S City.Wang Chen is not a mermaid, and he doesn't have much interest in shopping malls. Instead, he found a sharp dagger in a hardware store next to the scrap market.

Lan Hao rolled his eyes: "You can't pass the security check with it, do you still want to go to the police station for tea?"

Wang Chen thought for a while, it was really hard to say, he put the dagger in front of Lan Hao: "I'll give it to you, sister-in-law."

"Sister-in-law?" Lan Hao almost choked on his own saliva, "I am the man."

Wang Chen sized him up a few times, then heaved a sigh of relief: "Xiao Bin has legs now."

Lan Hao and Qiao Bin were in an intimate posture, holding hands, passers-by around them thought they were gay, and many of them were gossips, curious about their up and down positions.Wang Chen's "sister-in-law" confirmed Lan Hao's guess below.

Sure enough, it's her natal family, no matter how honest she is, she's still her natal family, Lan Hao gritted his teeth and thought.

After leaving the hardware store, everyone strolled around. In the evening, Lan Hao prepared to cook a home-cooked dish to comfort the three of them who had been shopping all day.

They went to the supermarket to buy vegetables, and Wang Chen was used to growing vegetables, so he had high requirements for picking things, which also created a situation——

Lan Hao and Qiao Bin threw the cooked vegetables into the shopping cart, and he took them out of the shopping cart without saying a word, put them back on the shelf, and then selected the best varieties of the same kind on the shelf.

Qiao Bin was throwing and throwing, and found that the shopping cart was gone, because Wang Chen couldn't keep up with the speed of the two of them.

Lan Hao paid the bill. When paying the bill, Qiao Bin suddenly thought of something: "Wait a minute!"

There was a long queue behind the cash register, and Lan Hao didn't want others to wait too long, so he was about to settle the bill this time first, and settle the next one after Qiao Bin came back.Unexpectedly, as soon as he took out his bank card, Qiao Bin came over with a pile of things.

After seeing clearly what it was, Lan Hao blushed up to the neck, hesitated a few times, and finally swiped the card.

Wang Chen said, "A lot."

"The supermarket is holding an event, buy two get one free, anyway, it will be used quickly, and it won't expire." Qiao Bin put the things on the shelf, the boy at the cash register was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Lan Hao with admiration.

After paying the bill with a wry smile, Lan Hao dragged Qiao Bin out.

Wang Chen looked helplessly at the bag of cooked vegetables in his left hand, and the bag of Durex and groceries in his right hand, and caught up with the two of them.

After they left, the customers murmured in low voices, which probably meant that the husband was really careless, didn't he see that his little shou was ashamed?

(Lan Hao: ╰(‵*′)╯, you are a shou, your whole family is a shou)

"Why are you walking so fast?" Qiao Bin stopped and asked.

"You, do all you can to embarrass me." Lan Hao squeezed Qiao Bin's face.

"If there's any embarrassment, that means you're good." Qiao Bin stroked Lan Hao's head. He was not much taller than Lan Hao when he was in human form. This action can be done without stepping on one's feet.

Lan Hao said from the bottom of his heart, it must be based on the premise that you are wearing a mermaid suit, but when he thought of Qiao Bin in the mermaid suit, holding a big pile of TT, and asking himself to pay the bill, he couldn't help but tighten his stomach, counting the days, in fact, the two of them I haven't been intimate for half a month.

After the first winter vacation, Lieutenant General Qiao treated himself as a wolf, and after the Chinese New Year, he was taken away by his parents.After finally looking forward to the start of school, Qiao Bin was followed by a light bulb the size of Wang Chen.

I really don't know if Lieutenant General Qiao was ordered. Whenever he and Qiao Bin kissed, this guy would come out from unknown places, and the place where he stood up was so scared that he immediately softened. This is not a good phenomenon.

"Here's the bag for you." Wang Chen caught up with them and handed the bag containing Durex without saying a word.

Lan Hao took it awkwardly. Apart from the shyness on his face just now, he was quite happy, which showed that Qiao Bin didn't hate having intimate things with him.

Wang Chen lived in the on-campus hotel of F University for the past few days, and his three meals were sometimes served outside, and sometimes in the cafeteria, and the "sister-in-law" paid the bill.

Lan Hao's dormitory didn't have a kitchen, so he stuffed some fruit with the building manager, and he and Wang Chen went to Qiao Bin's mermaid building together.

The building manager tossed and picked up the fruits, thinking: Does this count as bribery?

When they got home, Qiao Bin was pushed into the living room by Wang Chen and Lan Hao. If possible, Lan Hao really wanted to hang a sign on the kitchen doorknob saying "Pets and Qiao Bin are not allowed to enter".Qiao Bin has an innovative spirit and likes to improve recipes.For example, the recipe said to add salt, but he wanted to replace the salt with sugar, because the taste might be better.

Lan Hao once believed in Qiao Bin's cooking skills. He remembered that once, when they were not together, he was busy in the student union until midnight.In order to repay this senior who always took care of him, Qiao Bin spent a dollar to "bite" a bowl of instant noodles on the microwave downstairs.

Lan Hao attaches great importance to health and rarely eats this kind of junk food. However, in order to live up to Qiao Bin's wishes, he took a bite of the noodles, which tasted sour, sweet, bitter and spicy. He was still wondering if anyone would really buy such an unpalatable instant product? ?

Qiao Bin urged him to eat quickly, Lan Hao thought to himself, if everyone eats, he won't die if he eats it.

Facts have proved that he will not die, he just had diarrhea all night, and the next day he was so exhausted that he didn't even go to class.

Afterwards, he stayed away from instant products, until Qiao Bin mentioned it occasionally, and he realized that the culprit was right in front of him, and he misunderstood the food supplier.

Lan Hao has learned a few dishes, and in order to celebrate Lan Ye's 50th birthday, he specially learned it from the palace chef, and it tastes not bad.It's just that the workmanship is cumbersome and takes time, and some ingredients are not sold in supermarkets.So this time he only planned to make scrambled eggs with tomato, and leave the rest to Wang Chen.

After finishing his work, he walked to the living room and hugged Qiao Bin.

Qiao Bin smiled at him, and nestled into his partner's arms cooperatively.Head to head, this feeling is so good, Qiao Bin yawned and fell asleep.

Lan Hao watched TV for a while, then turned around and found that his partner had fallen asleep.Turning down the volume of the TV, Lan Hao lowered his head and kissed Qiao Bin on the face. Seeing that he didn't respond, he bit his lover's lips unwillingly. The warm feeling made him linger.Unable to restrain himself, he sucked his lover's lips and pressed against his gums...

Wang Chen came out with the dishes and was shocked by the fiery scene.

He couldn't help it, he was still a baby, and his face flushed suddenly.

Qiao Bin was sleeping in a daze, while Lan Hao was in a daze from stealing a kiss, neither of them noticed his arrival.

Wang Chen coughed twice, and Lan Hao finally came to his senses and smiled embarrassedly.

The food was too cold to taste, Lan Hao pushed Qiao Bin to wake him up, and then helped to serve the food.

"Xiao Chen, are you going back tomorrow?" Qiao Bin asked after eating a piece of pork ribs.

"En." Wang Chen nodded, "What's the matter?"

"No, help me take good care of Dad. We're not here. It's pitiful for him to be alone." Qiao Bin thought for a while and said, "You stay with him."

"I will." Wang Chen smiled, "Actually, Master also wants the little mermaid."

Qiao Bin stared straight, Lan Hao's eyelids twitched, did he hear correctly?Didn't his father-in-law always dislike him?It's a good thing to have a little mermaid, but why did he jump the left eyelid?

"Well, but he doesn't want you to have an intimate relationship with the second prince." It would be abrupt for others to say this, but Wang Chen and Qiao Bin grew up together, and they are closer than brothers. The relationship between Qiao Bin and Lieutenant General Qiao is very important.In fact, it was true. After his father died, Qiao Bin and Joe's father were the most important people in his life.

"It's useless for him to think, it's already happened." Qiao Bin picked up the last piece of ribs with his chopsticks.

"So Master is very troubled." Wang Chen thought of something, and suddenly smiled, "Master called me this morning, and he said that he thought of a good method, and it is absolutely feasible."

"What method?" Lan Hao tremblingly put his hands on his eyelids, begging you not to jump anymore.

"Artificial insemination."

"Huh?" Qiao Bin spat out his bones, "What a waste of money!"

Not this problem!Lan Hao wanted to cry, but his left eyelid twitched even more joyously. Suddenly he thought of a possibility: "Does my father-in-law not even want to use my sperm?"

Wang Chen nodded and pointed to himself: "He suggested that I come this time and go to the sperm bank in S City. If the activity is high, I can use it."

"Brother-in-law." Lan Hao calmed down, and slowly swore his sovereignty, "Qiao Bin is my partner."

"I know, I have read the marriage certificate." Wang Chen said that he did not have the illusion of being a third party.

Lan Hao grabbed Wang Chen's hand, as if picking up a life-saving straw, he said without hesitation: "Brother, I am your own sister-in-law, father-in-law is too difficult to deal with, you have to help me."

Wang Chen calmly slapped his hand off: "I'll do it if you don't say it. Just because you like Qiao Bin doesn't mean I like it."

"What's wrong with me." Being rejected by Wang Chen, Qiao Bin was a little depressed.

"You are good anywhere." Wang Chen rubbed Qiao Bin's hair and said dotingly, "But not all childhood sweethearts will fall in love. We are too familiar, really."

"Tch, it's because you have no vision." Qiao Bin used to have low self-esteem, fearing that no one would want him, but when he arrived at F University, he saw a lot of world, and after marrying himself, his low self-esteem turned into self-confidence. , The mermaid who can shoot and fight can't be found even with a lantern."

"Yes." Lan Hao nodded while thinking, what do I want you to fight for?

"Senior, do you want a little mermaid?" Qiao Bin rubbed his bulging stomach, and shuddered at the thought of having an egg inside in the future.

"It's not in a hurry now. You are still young. We will be born again after you graduate." Lan Hao smiled. He also wanted the little mermaid, but he hadn't graduated yet. He had to deal with his studies and help Lan Ye with his business. I have no time to take care of the children.Moreover, the child, he wants to bring it by himself, the father will spoil the child.

"That's good." Qiao Bin couldn't help looking at today's shopping bag, "Although we don't want children, we can do things that require children."

"You're so kind, dear."

……

The following words became more and more ambiguous, Wang Chen couldn't take it anymore, stood up and walked out: "I'm tired, I'm going back to sleep."

"Brother-in-law, go slowly."

After Wang Chen went out, Lan Hao put Qiao Bin on the sofa and pushed him down under him.

His lust has already been aroused, he kissed his partner's cheek, and rubbed against his soft body: "Is it okay?"

"Yeah." Qiao Bin readily agreed. He hadn't done it for many days, and he was thinking about it. After all, both of them were newbies.

After doing all the foreplay, Lan Hao panted heavily and walked towards the shopping bag.

After the person on the body left, Qiao Bin stood up and instructed his lustful partner: "Use the yellow box."

"Yeah." Lan Hao didn't look at it carefully, went back to the sofa, opened the box, he was embarrassed.

"Hurry up!" Qiao Bin couldn't help urging when he saw that the person above him didn't move.

"Honey, why is this shape of a duck?" Lan Hao stretched the TT, only to see that the whole body of the TT is trimmed with yellow fluff, and there is a red duck crown on the top.

"Do you like it? Isn't it very individual?" Qiao Bin raised his eyebrows proudly, meaning that I chose this one specially.

"Yes." Very individual, Lan Hao wanted to cry, but now he had no choice but to put on the little raincoat he didn't love, and cultivate on his lover.

At the beginning of the rhythm, except for the embarrassing things that are not worth mentioning at the beginning, Xiaobie wins new love, the joy of fish and water, Wushan has a special flavor.In short, this night, Lan Hao boarded in the Mermaid Building happily and sexually.

northwest.

Lieutenant General Qiao washed up and went to bed. While watching TV, he wondered, did Xiao Chen hit the stinky rat?

After receiving the certificate, most people hope that their son and partner can live a happy life, Lieutenant General Qiao is no exception, but Lan Hao failed his test and abducted his little mermaid without his knowledge Yes, he has to be angry, doesn't he?

At this moment, he still doesn't know that Wang Chen has poured everything over to the little mouse. He checked the time, it was getting late.Lieutenant General Qiao turned off the TV and went to bed.

The tragedy of Xiao Qiao's abduction tells us.

"Don't be afraid of enemies like wolves, but teammates like pigs" is the truth among truths.