mermaid rude

Lieutenant General Qiao is a native of the north. He has learned the unique skill of rolling noodles with one hand. The noodles he makes are strong, with delicious ingredients and full of taste. It can be called a unique skill of Qiao's family.

Lieutenant General Qiao is very confident in his craft. Although Qiao Bin is a mermaid, he has a big appetite. He can eat two big bowls of rice per meal, which is not considered a supper.He can eat four full bowls of noodles made by himself, but he is afraid that he will eat too much and he won't eat them.

The rolling pin was made by Lieutenant General Qiao himself after he came to the northwest, chopping wood and pouring oil on it, and it was extremely easy to use.

For example, want to kill the man who hooked up with his son.

It's just that his son didn't cooperate.

Lieutenant General Qiao raised the rolling pin high, and Qiao Bin said foolishly, "Old man, have you rolled the dough this morning?"

Qiao Zhongjiang stopped the rolling pin raised in the air, and said solemnly: "No."

"Then are you going to roll the noodles?" Qiao Bin continued to ask.

"Not ready." Lieutenant General Qiao vetoed it.

"Shall we roll the noodles tomorrow?" Qiao Bin persevered, and the glutton in his stomach was successfully hooked out by Lieutenant General Qiao.

"Don't do it." Lieutenant General Qiao was going crazy, because it was all about rolling noodles.

"Cut." Qiao Bin took Lan Hao's hand, and said dissatisfiedly, "Take out the rolling pin and still roll out the dough, isn't that the same as standing in the latrine without shitting?"

Lan Hao looked at the despised Lieutenant General Qiao sympathetically, and shed tears of bitterness for him.

"I'll kill you brat, I'll kill you." Lieutenant General Qiao was silent for a while, believing that Lan Hao had stolen his treasure.

The rolling pin was fierce and mighty, and it was about to hit, Qiao Bin dragged Lan Hao to run forward: "The old man has bird flu, run quickly."

school ground

"One two one, one two one, one two one." The small squad leaders shouted loud slogans.

The soldier leaning against the gate of the school field had a dull face, but he arched his comrades next to him with his hands.

The comrades-in-arms followed his line of sight, angry, which bastard went after their army "flower".So, he arched the comrade-in-arms on the right with his hand.

The comrade-in-arms on the right was surprised, ah, the rolling pin finally came back after half a year.

(Additionally, Qiao Bin went to school for half a year, and Joe's rolling pin failed to play the role of beating the mermaid dealer.).

(Additionally, in Lieutenant General Qiao's mind, all men who want to pursue his baby are mermaid dealers.)

The comrade-in-arms on the right is a person who is more happy alone than in the crowd. Like the previous few, he arched his comrade-in-arms on the right.

After the comrades on the right and right saw it, they did the same actions as the previous ones.

The comrade-in-arms on the right and the right are the same as above, but he is more miserable, and the squad leader is standing next to him.After realizing this problem, he shivered and walked with the same hands and feet.

The squad leader was angry: "I've already seen it, who wants you to beat me up."

Fangzheng's soldiers turned their heads, and the squad leader blushed and furiously said, "One two one, one two one, no mermaids, one two one, one two one, no mermaids..."

The school field is an oval runway, with a gate in the middle and walls around it. The soldiers behind were surprised: Why is this team walking slower and slower.

Lan Hao knew that Lieutenant General Qiao was just angry that he had abducted his family fish, and would not really kill himself, so he ran around, thinking about it, the old man probably couldn't run anymore, so he stopped, planning to let the old man go out A few bad breaths.

Looking at the disobedient Lan Hao, Lieutenant General Qiao couldn't get off his high rolling pin. He was so clear-headed that he naturally knew that the guy in front of him couldn't beat him: "Hmph, boy, you have the guts."

Qiao Bin, who left the virgin business yesterday, looked at Lan Hao's lower abdomen with impure eyes, thinking to himself, what the old man said is right, he does have the guts.

Uh... Speaking of planting, the two of them didn't wear condoms yesterday, so I don't know how?

Qiao Bin shivered, he was still in school, he liked the little mermaid, but he didn't want to have a baby now: "Dad."

Qiao Bin was called an old man all the time, and rarely called Lieutenant General Qiao's father. In fact, it was not that he disrespected the old and loved the young, but that Lieutenant General Qiao would become stupid whenever he called Lieutenant General Qiao's father.

Yes, Lieutenant General Qiao stopped his movements when his little mermaid yelled loudly, "Daddy", and fell into memory.

Little Joe in swaddling clothes.

Little Joe charging with a toy gun.

Xiao Qiao, who suddenly turned into a little mermaid...

"Is there any contraceptive pill at home?" Qiao Bin asked.

Lieutenant General Qiao was stunned, and Lan Hao burst into tears. It must be over now.

Lieutenant General Qiao took a deep breath, prepared a draft of swearing in his stomach, and just wanted to swear like a submachine gun burst into flames.I can't hit you, but I can always scold you. He was a soldier when he was young, and he knew a lot of foul language!

Xiao Qiao continued: "I shouldn't ask you this question."

Uh... Indeed, Lan Hao agreed.

"Mother and father have passed away for so long, you definitely don't need it by yourself." Qiao Bin hugged Lieutenant General Qiao sympathetically.

Lieutenant General Qiao raised his head, his eyes were blazing, and he seemed to be saying: Remember me, you boy.

Lan Hao wondered if he should buy a mask for Qiao Bin so that he could cover his mouth when he was not kissing.

Soldiers in the frontier rarely have the opportunity to go home for the New Year.Lan Hao is a prince, who grew up in a big environment, easy to catch and has some brains. A few days before the [-]th, he ordered a large package of New Year's goods. In the name of the royal family, he condoled these soldiers stationed on the frontier, which touched many people. Especially the recruits, many of them defected to Lan Hao.

Lieutenant General Qiao was still a little touched after watching it.If he didn't do this to pursue his own baby, he would be more satisfied.

Calculating back and forth, I have stayed in Northwest China for 20 years, married Qiao Bin's parents, and never spent time with him.

Northwest is what Lieutenant General Qiao entrusts. Perhaps he will leave this place full of his affection only after he gets down from this position.

"Father, drink tea." Lan Hao is very good at making tea, and his movements are as elegant as the royal family.

Lieutenant General Qiao is a rough man and can't understand that kind of thing, but that doesn't stop him from liking tea, especially strong tea.After suffering from high blood pressure and being unable to drink alcohol, Qiao Zhong will transfer the pleasure of drinking to strong tea.

After taking a sip of the Prince's brand oolong tea, Lieutenant General Qiao narrowed his eyes and carefully looked at the young man in front of him.In the past few days, Lan Hao has circled around him, and he also knows that this guy wants to conquer himself as a big boss and let himself admit his son-in-law.

He didn't intend to let Qiao Bin marry now, so naturally he wouldn't let him succeed.

"I'm not your father, don't get close to me."

"I will do what you promise." Lan Hao said seriously.

"Hmph." Lieutenant General Qiao turned his head, pretending he didn't hear.

"Haha, the noodles are ready, come eat the noodles." Qiao Bin came in from outside with a tray.

There were four bowls of hot noodles on the tray, and Lan Hao quickly took them.

"Eat, the old man is very skilled." Qiao Bin handed the bowl with the most soup and vegetables to Lan Hao.

"I made it, don't give it to him." Lieutenant General Qiao ate it.

Lan Hao quickly pushed his share to his father-in-law.

"Ignore him, you eat." Qiao Bin stuffed the chopsticks into Lan Hao's hands, and then brought another bowl to Lieutenant General Qiao, "The old man doesn't like vegetables."

Lieutenant General Qiao rubbed his nose, looked at the other two bowls in the tray, and asked, "Where did Xiaochen go?"

"I was drying the gun at the door just now, and I told him to wash his hands." Qiao Bin said.

"Wiping the gun again?" Lan Hao recalled that almost every time he saw Wang Chen, he was cleaning the gun.

"The gun was left to him by his father." Lieutenant General Qiao swallowed a mouthful of noodles and said, "That child cherishes it very much."

Lan Hao obtained all of Wang Chen's information from Qiao Bin, and Qiao Bin was the only one. He couldn't let him out just because he sympathized with Wang Chen or something.

"Second prince."

"Father, just call me by my name!" Lan Hao flattered.

"His nickname is Little Mouse." Qiao Bin added.

Blue Hao Black Line, not a nickname.

"This name really suits you." Lieutenant General Qiao agreed, with a mouse head and a mouse tail, and it didn't look like a good thing at first glance, "Well, I will call it that from now on, little mouse." As if taking advantage, Lieutenant General Qiao called twice.

"Here." His Royal Highness burst into tears.

"Xiaochen's meritorious deeds are not up, if there are any major meritorious tasks in the future, please let me know, and I will let him participate."

"Well, I'll take it to heart." Lan Hao agreed without hesitation, thinking to himself, this is indeed a good idea, why didn't he think that Jiang is still old and hot.

"I hope you will do what you say." Lieutenant General Qiao stopped talking when he saw Wang Chen walking in, and pulled a chair for him.His attitude towards Wang Chen and Lan Hao are completely different.

Lan Hao put his head down and ate the noodles obediently.

I swear, I will make Lieutenant General Qiao look at me with admiration.

Lieutenant General Qiao is also an experienced person, knowing that his son is determined to follow Lan Hao.Love is inherently an emotional thing. When my son grows up, he will have his own family one day. I can't keep him in front of me every day.In the past few days, after a rough observation, he felt that Lan Hao was a nice person, he was sincere to his son, and he didn't pretend.If only he wasn't a royal.

Lieutenant General Qiao was born from grass roots, and his current position was created by him with bullets.The princes took the honor of their ancestors, and it was easy to earn merits, and it was not too difficult to pursue the mermaid.Mermaids are famous for their kindness and gentleness, which can arouse men's desire for protection.And Qiao Bin's temperament is far worse than these.If you marry into an ordinary family, your son will be confessed like a god, but if you marry into a royal family, it is really uncertain.

In order to torture Lan Hao, or simply to vent his anger, Lieutenant General Qiao stayed in the house every night and drove Lan Hao away at ten o'clock. There was one reason from the beginning to the end - his son wanted to sleep.

Lan Hao finally got a taste of the meat, but if he could see it but couldn't eat it, it goes without saying that he was burning with desire.

He really doesn't ask too much, if he doesn't make it to the end, kissing and hugging is fine.

Lan Hao saw the closed door again, turned around, the lonely back, the old man pulled by the orange light, sad!

Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, at this time, my parents should come back!

Lan Hao took out his pocket, and then remembered that the mobile phone was stuffed into the suitcase and hadn't been taken out yet.

"Oh." Lan Hao sighed.

Passing by Wang Chen's room, he felt unspeakably complicated. He naturally knew that Lieutenant General Qiao was optimistic about his apprentice, or godson.In Qiao Bin's words, the two of them didn't see eye to eye.

In fact, the current Lan Hao can be sure that Qiao Bin has no idea about Wang Chen and is a pure buddy.But he couldn't decide how Wang Chen felt towards Qiao Bin.

He knows better than anyone how attractive the natural mermaid is.Wang Chen and Qiao Bin are childhood sweethearts, and they have been childhood sweethearts for many years. If Wang Chen is because of his own illness, it may affect the next generation... Lan Hao doesn't want to think about it.

Everyone has a selfish side, and so does Lan Hao.It can be said that the setbacks he has suffered since he was a child have not been as much as he has suffered in the past few days in Joe.Born with a golden spoon in his mouth, he has his father and brother, a powerful uncle and a super cousin, so he doesn't have to worry about anything.

It may also have something to do with talent. He does things like receiving foreign guests and promoting foreign trade cooperation and exchanges with great ease. It's not that ordinary people are incapable, but that in some occasions, the royal family must come forward.Lan Hao didn't do it on purpose, but even so, it was enough for him to apply for Yuyu's meritorious service in his freshman semester.

When flipping through the phone, Lan Hao saw the steel duck under it, and took it out.

"So many missed calls." He smiled and clicked on the call log. The first page was full of calls from his old man.

Lan Hao smiled. The old man had to watch his business at night, so he probably hadn't slept yet, so he made a phone call.

"Aren't you coming back for Chinese New Year?" Lan Ye said.

"Yes."

"With a daughter-in-law, I don't need my father anymore." Lan Ye felt wronged, "I don't even answer my father's phone calls."

"No." Lan Hao said embarrassingly, "The mobile phone was turned off when I got on the plane, and I just turned it on now."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a father. If there is a daughter-in-law, there will be a little mermaid. I want a little mermaid." Lan Ye expressed his strong desire to repay his grandson without hesitation, "Hurry up, tomorrow I will hug the little mermaid."

"The first child doesn't have to be a little mermaid." Lan Hao lined in black.

"I've made a wish."

"The little mermaid can make a wish." Lan Hao was speechless.

"I don't care. It's only three things. I promised three times. Your mother and father gave birth to your three little bastards. This is the fourth time. Besides, Xiao Qiao is a natural mermaid, so there is a high chance of laying mermaid eggs."

"Okay." Lan Hao didn't want to entangle him with this question, "You won."

"Agreed?" Lan Ye said, he was not out of his mind, he was just playing with his son.

"Yes." Lan Hao nodded, "But please prepare for the fifth time."

After hanging up the old man's call, Lan Hao felt much better.

He went to bed, shook the steel duck by the mouth, and said to himself: "Your master is not here, why don't you sleep with me for two days instead!"

After closing my eyes for a while, the phone rang.

"Father, what else do you need?" Lan Hao yawned, and he managed to get sleepy.

"I forgot to say just now that your parents will be there tomorrow."

"In the past? Where are you going?" Lan Hao's heart skipped a beat.

"Go to your place, he is worried that you may not be able to deal with Lieutenant General Qiao." Lan Ye laughed.

"You look down on people too much." Lan Hao was extremely upset when he was poked at a painful spot.

"Don't be angry, your parents just care about you."

"Of course I know." Lan Hao paused and continued to ask, "Did he come alone?"

"No, I'll go too..."

"My God!" Lan Ye had a bad feeling, and hurriedly persuaded, "You come here too, so who will accompany the royal brother to celebrate the new year!"

"Why don't you listen to what I have to say! During the Chinese New Year, I have three days of national holiday. Your two brothers expressed their interest in your significant other, so this year our whole family will celebrate the New Year in the Northwest." Lan Ye said excitedly.

Lan Hao frowned: "Don't come!"

The phone call ended with Lan Ye's "it's not up to you".

When Lan Hao called again, the housekeeper had already answered the call.

"Dubber, where's the father?"

"Second Prince, Your Majesty asked me to tell you that this call is in arrears." Du Bo couldn't laugh or cry, thinking that His Majesty would go back as soon as he lived.

Blue and black lines, row.

That night, Lan Hao fell asleep in a state of entanglement.

How should he explain it to Lieutenant General Qiao!