mermaid rude

"Today is the last game, we must reach the final."

Qiao Bin squinted his eyes, only thinking that Lan Hao who was speaking in front was very handsome.It's strange to say that I have been with Lan Hao for half a semester, and I have never had the feeling of calling before, but now I just come out to watch a game, so I think he is pleasing to the eye no matter how I look at it.The only shortcoming, perhaps, is that there is no such urge to be together, life and death!

Qiao Bin came out of the army and gained a lot of knowledge. The men outside loved the mermaids very much, but they always refused to do this or that for them on the grounds that they would get hurt.Lan Hao is different from them, he will follow his own temperament, and will only stop when his physical strength is exhausted.On this point, Qiao Bin clenched his fist and said he would not marry.

Do you want to get your marriage certificate after you go back?Qiao Bin is a man of action, the idea of ​​getting married turned around in his mind once, and he fixed it.Qiao Bin clapped his hands, and when he returned, no matter if he cheated, dragged, or dragged, he must lure Lan Hao into the Civil Affairs Bureau and press the red handprint!

When Chen Fan hurried over, Lan Hao and Qiao Bin were in the guest room sharing the melon seeds sent by Blair.Qiao Bin ate melon seeds resentfully, the reporters outside were so fierce that he couldn't even go to the gymnasium.

"Adam is going to play." Qiao Bin withdrew his hand and threw the melon seed husks into the wastebasket beside him.

"Qietai, I don't want to see him." Lan Hao said with a stinky face. Adam actually attacked the mermaid, and he was the mermaid he loved. If Qiao Bin hadn't forgiven him, he wouldn't have planned to let him go like this. Woolen cloth!

"Okay." Qiao Bin actually wanted to watch it, but seeing Lan Hao was so determined, he changed the channel.In his thinking, men also need to be coaxed, otherwise what will happen if they lose their temper.

Unexpectedly, the news broadcast on the channel happened to report Qiao Bin's affairs.Lan Hao stared desperately at Qiao Bin's photo on the TV, wishing he could strangle this nagging and rambling host to death.

The damn camera, the damn reporter, the damn media, took pictures of his lover so handsome and upright, you must know that country A is a western country, and its aesthetic concept is fundamentally different from country C.

Qiao Bin's appearance can only be regarded as above-average among the mermaids in country C, but in country A, he is an absolute mermaid. The clear and slightly deep outline, the slender and well-proportioned but strong figure, with his listening ears have already In the words of the cocoon--Qiao Bin is full of courage, he is a man among mermaids!

In the past few days, the customer service number of the International Hotel has been harassed, and even a scout from the artist company invited Qiao Bin to shoot commercials and movies.

Lan Hao was jealous when he was filming Laozi's commercials and scenes. He wished that only he could see Qiao Bin. How could he be willing to put him in the eyes of the public? That's why his face has been stinky for the past few days. of.

"Senior, are you constipated?" Lan Hao's face was ugly for several days.

"Pfft..." Lan Hao poked out his ears, what was he asking?

"Could it be hemorrhoids?" Qiao Bin was shocked.

Lan Hao was speechless and shook his head slowly.

"It's okay, men, how many of them haven't had hemorrhoids!" Qiao Bin thought Lan Hao was embarrassed to admit it, so he patted him on the back carelessly.

How could I admit it without you, Lan Hao wrinkled his handsome face.

I really guessed it right?Qiao Bin smoothed the creases between Lan Hao's brows with his hands, "I can't laugh, lie down on the bed, and I'll show you."

"I'm not constipated, nor have hemorrhoids." Seeing that Qiao Bin's hand had reached his belt, Lan Hao hurriedly jumped out of bed to defend his chastity.

"Don't hide, if you don't have it, you don't have it, and you won't lose a piece of meat if you look at it!" Qiao Bin never thought that his actions would cause such a panic to His Royal Highness, he stretched himself, and switched back to the live channel.

"Are you a mermaid?" Lan Hao cried bitter tears.

"In terms of physiological structure, it is true." Qiao Bin touched his lower abdomen, carefully organized his words, and said, "I can lay eggs, but you can't."

His Royal Highness said in his heart, I don't need to know how to lay eggs, I just need to let you lay eggs.

At this time, the doorbell rang.

"Cousin, why are you here now?" Lan Hao saw the person coming and got up to drink a glass of water.

Chen Fan sighed: "This restaurant is too difficult to enter, I was almost stopped outside."

"Colonel Chen Fan." When Qiao Bin saw Chen Fan for the first time, he didn't connect the ordinary-looking person in front of him with the majestic young colonel. When he saw Chen Fan for the second time, he was dragged away by Lan Hao. He didn't even say anything, this was the third time he saw Chen Fan.

"Hello, sister-in-law." Chen Fan smiled and winked at Lan Hao.

Qiao Bin was embarrassed by his sister-in-law, and Lan Hao proudly put his arms around his lover's waist, thinking that his cousin was indeed the most capable person.

"Tomorrow is the final, right?" Chen Fan asked.

"En." Lan Hao nodded, "The competition has lasted for five days. This afternoon, the referee's seat will announce the list of the top five participating countries."

"Do you remember the last time I mentioned Dr. G to you?"

"Remember, have you salvaged the biological mech?" Lan Hao asked back

"Well, but something happened in the middle." Chen Fan sighed, "Maybe it's unforeseen, just when I thought I could successfully deliver the task, I met a person from country J."

"Country J?" Lan Hao asked suspiciously, "Didn't that island country perish in 500 years?"

"The country is doomed. Our country has always been hostile to country J, so when country J was on the verge of extinction, our country did not lend a helping hand like helping other small countries." Chen Fan paused and continued, "Volcano eruption, J The territory of the country disappeared in the magma, and their survivors were tossed around the world without a place to build a country."

"Cousin, do you want to say that they hate us?"

"I don't make any guesses. So many years have passed, whether I hate it or not has nothing to do with me." Chen Fan sipped his tea, "I just didn't expect that there would be their hidden stake in my team. When I salvage the mech When we came up, we found out that our side was ambushed."

"Are you injured?" Lan Hao asked worriedly.

"I'm fine, it's just that one of the biological mechs was taken away, and several brothers who lived together died." Chen Fan's face was gloomy when he mentioned the deceased comrades.

"You son of a bitch." Qiao Bin slapped the table and screamed.

"Cousin, did you ask me about the rewards of the competition last time, is it related to this?" Lan Hao asked after turning his mind.

"Yes. The biological mecha was invented by Dr. G. Dr. C left a video light curtain on the light curtain of the base, roughly meaning that he dedicated his life to the country, but the biological mecha is too Against the sky, he couldn't imagine what kind of consequences large-scale biological mechas would bring in the future, so he didn't hand over the research report on biological mechas.

At the same time, he didn't want his hard work to go to waste, so he left the three biological mechs in the underground base, waiting for someone to find out. "

"I can probably understand his idea, but I don't agree with it!" Lan Hao said with emotion after hearing this, "Science is always advancing, maybe we can't invent a biological mech now, but what about ten or a hundred years from now?"

"Your elder brother said the same thing. The matter didn't end like this. I brought the biological mecha to the Chinese Academy of Sciences. The experts couldn't figure out what kind of metal it was made of. After testing, it was found that it lacked a central instrument, and there was no central instrument. , There is no way to sign a contract with the mecha even with a drop of blood."

"I don't believe that Dr. G is so boring that he left a model that cannot be activated and put it in the base for viewing." Lan Hao pouted.

"We thought so too. Afterwards, the staff checked all the files submitted by Dr. G before his death, and finally found the central instrument, but that thing has been donated by the Chinese Academy of Sciences to the International Research Institute."

"Pfft..." Qiao Bin sprayed out the water he just drank, "Next, you are not going to tell us that in order to increase the popularity of the International Mecha League, the International Academy of Sciences has taken out the central instrument as a prize !"

"Full of blood." Lan Hao gave a thumbs up.

Chen Qiao was dumbfounded by their reaction: "That's what happened!"

"Although the No. 1 and No. 3 rewards are combined with Dr. G's research before his death, but at a glance, the elimination method is unnecessary." Qiao Bin grinned, glanced at the TV, and saw Adam pulling out his right hand. Pull out the energy gun on the right, and turn the left hand into an energy shield to block the enemy's attack.I thought to myself that this person is not without merits, and he does things quite seriously.The problems mentioned yesterday have been corrected today.

"Cousin, are we going to give up No.1?" Lan Hao was worried. In the past ten years of the International Mecha League, country C has won the championship four times in a row. If it keeps winning this year, it will be the fifth championship.

"The higher-ups haven't issued an order yet, let's talk about it!" Chen Fan couldn't open his eyelids after being busy for many days.

"Cousin, why don't you go to sleep first, the dark circles under your eyes are really big." Qiao Bin said.

"You changed your tune so quickly, aren't you called Colonel Chen Fan?" Chen Fan joked. He stood up, patted Qiao Bin's shoulder, and said with half sigh and half envy, "When will I have a partner?"

"Cousin, you are the youngest colonel in our country, there will definitely be mermaids who will fall in love with you." Lan Hao comforted.

"Falling in love and getting married are two different things." Chen Fan yawned and walked towards the door, "I'm in the Star Eve army with the highest death rate!"

"Cousin..." Chen Fan's words were bleak, but they were also true. Mermaids need care and care. When they choose a partner, they tend to feel more secure.

"Don't frown, I'm just talking." Chen Fan opened the door, turned around and smiled, "Perhaps one day, God will take pity on me and give me a lively and active mermaid like Qiao Bin."

The current Chen Fan doesn't know that what he said today will come true four years later.The arrival of Triton brought infinite surprises to his life?Or scare?

After Chen Fan left, Lan Hao and Qiao Bin continued to watch TV, and ordered a lunch when they were hungry at noon.

"Senior, my cousin doesn't seem to mind about Senior Chen Qiao's affairs." Qiao Bin said, chewing on the sweet glutinous rice cake.

"I told him once before that my cousin agreed to dissolve the marriage with senior Chen Qiao, but it's not easy to do with his family."

"Home?"

"My uncle, you should know that he is my father's twin brother, and he is very capable." Lan Hao thought of Lan Feng's wrist and scheming, and couldn't help but shudder, "Chen Qiao was only born, so he missed him."

"That's because senior Chen Qiao is a natural mermaid!" Qiao Bin speculated.

"There are other reasons too, but this is the most important." Lan Hao put his arms around Qiao Bin, thinking to himself, naturally the mermaid has a high gold content.

"If we also find a natural mermaid for senior Chen Fan, won't your uncle object?" Qiao Bin asked suddenly.

"Naturally, mermaids are not Chinese cabbage from the market, so it's not so easy to find." Lan Hao laughed, pinching Qiao Bin's face, "What if someone doesn't like my cousin?"

"No, my cousin is nice, has a good brain, and can control mechs, so I like it very much." Qiao Bin said truthfully.

When Lan Hao heard that, he was so sour, and hurriedly kissed Qiao Bin on the mouth: "No matter how much I like you, it's mine."

"Didn't I mean me, besides me and Chen Qiao, isn't there a natural mermaid in this restaurant?"

"Blair, it's your turn."

"Ah..." Blair sneezed.

"Have a cold?"

"No." Blair smiled, "I guess someone is plotting against me behind my back!"

"Blair to be my cousin? I don't want it!" That girl is so good at attracting bees and attracting butterflies, what should she do if she marries Qiao Bin?

"I think he's okay, but it's really not good..." Qiao Bin thought about it, "Let my cousin marry our little mermaid!"

"No." Lan Hao didn't want to refuse, "The age difference is so big, I don't want our little mermaid to be a widow."

"You are discriminatory." Qiao Bin could not accept his reason. "As the saying goes, age is not a problem, height is not a distance, and gender is not an obstacle."

"Then go and marry Blair!" Lan Hao winked.

"Uh..." Qiao Bin shook his head quickly, "I don't want it anymore." It's too late to hide from him!

"Hehe." Lan Hao accepts it when he sees it, "Chen Qiao will also have a little mermaid in the future, let his little mermaid marry his father!"

"That's right!" Qiao Bin nodded in agreement, "You're so smart."

"That is." Lan Hao was proud.

Qiao Bin and His Royal Highness continued to be bored.

The IQ of a person in love is zero, and if the two are not married, they think about the little mermaid.And what, the little mermaid can think of it?Although the natural mermaid has a high chance of giving birth to a little mermaid, what if it fails to give birth?