mermaid rude

Qiao Bin's sleeping posture is not good, it can even be said to be extremely bad. Lan Hao knew this from the first day they shared the bed.

Lan Hao's schedule is stable, and he will automatically wake up before seven o'clock in the morning, but when he wakes up this time, he is really uncomfortable, he can't breathe in his heart, and his neck is also like something is stuck.

As a student of the military academy, Lan Hao was very vigilant. Suddenly, he opened his eyes, and what he faced was a big ass wearing white underwear, and there was a little duck supermarket stamp printed on the underwear, =V= , what about the dried shrimp?

Elegant as him, but still with difficulty turning his head away.Lan Hao propped himself up, no wonder his chest was tight. The bed in the dormitory was not big, but it was 1.2 meters long. Qiao Bin and him slept head to tail, and the two of them squeezed together to make ends meet.It's just that Qiao Bin's sleeping posture was so poor that he actually folded his body on top of him in his sleep, and those slender and powerful legs just caught his neck.

Lan Hao glanced at the opposite bed, Li Xiong slept like a dead pig, but Qin Feng got up early, the bed was empty, and no one was in the dormitory.

With Lan Hao's movements, Qiao Bin also woke up, but he was obviously not in the state, he yawned with his mouth wide open, and rubbed against the bed in a daze.

"Be careful." It was too late to say it, and the moment Qiao Bin jumped, Lan Hao reached out and grabbed his right thigh, and then his eyes met for once - the duckling stamp.

Qiao Bin woke up suddenly, looked at the ground only an inch away from his head, froze, turned his head to look at Lan Hao: "Am I dreaming?"

"No." Lan Hao smiled reluctantly.

"What are you going to do now?" Qiao Bin put his hands on the floor, "I don't mind if you let go."

Lan Hao stared at the little duck Yincha, and unconsciously said, "The little duck Yincha is very cute."

The duckling is cute, cute, cute (infinite loop)... he smacks his own mouth, what the hell are you talking about?

Qiao Bin rubbed his buttocks and said with a smile, "Do you think so too? I just want it because it's cute. I want [-] of them, and I have [-] of them that I haven't worn. I can give them to you."

Lan Hao let go of his hand in shock. Fortunately, Qiao Bin had a quick reflex and landed perfectly after spinning 180 degrees.Lan Hao misunderstood yesterday. Qiao Bin is not a collector of mermaid skirts, but a collector of plush toys. This can be said to be the only part of his character that resembles a mermaid.

Of course, Qiao Zhong would be happier if what he collected were not yaks, camels, horses, shepherd dogs and other large animals that could either crush or kill mermaids.

"I'm sorry." Lan Hao apologized for letting go. He was too careless just now, but this can also reflect from the side that he was irritated enough.

"It's okay." Qiao Bin took off his nightgown, put on a pair of underwear, and rummaged through the clothes in the suitcase carelessly.

a quarter of an hour later

"Are you alright?" Lan Hao sprayed perfume on his neck after washing up.

"Ah Choo." Qiao Bin rubbed his nose, and after seeing the mousse on Lan Hao's table, he touched his hair a bit after guessing, and asked curiously, "Do men in S City use perfume like mermaids?"

Lan Hao raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean being the same as a mermaid?"

"Isn't this thing for mermaids? I remember that my father bought a box for me...uh...my mother and father." Qiao Bin played with the perfume in a small emerald bottle.

"This is for men, so it's a kind of etiquette." Lan Hao patiently explained that he has not yet fully understood how rough Qiao Bin's nerves are.

Of course, 1 minute later, he realized.

"Qiao Bin, how about I take you to the cafeteria, and then go to the Academic Affairs Office to adjust your bed?"

"Whatever, I will trouble you." Qiao Bin said nonchalantly.

"That's it, are you ready?" Lan Hao helped him check if there was anything he missed.

"Okay." Qiao Bin patted the box, stuffed the nightgown inside, and suddenly thought of something, found a stack of underwear in the middle of the box, all of which had duck stamps on them.

Lan Hao had a bad premonition in his heart.

This hunch was confirmed a second later.

Qiao Bin took out five pairs of underwear and said, "These are for you, thank you for taking them in last night."

Lan Hao smiled stiffly: "No, it's right to help juniors."

Qiao Bin zipped up the suitcase: "Don't you like it very much? Put it away, you can wear it slowly!"

Lan Hao raised his forehead, when did he say he liked it?Forget it, let's take a step back and do the next best thing: "I still have more, can't I wear so many?"

Qiao Bin stood up straight: "Not many? You can give one stupid bear and one Qin Feng, and keep three for yourself."

"Uh……"

"Wash and change, and there is another pair to wear on rainy days, haha, although cute, you can't put it on your head!"

"You have a heart." The voice was definitely squeezed out word by word.

"Do you think so too? My old man often says that I'm crazy, but in fact, a nice guy with a delicate mind like me...uh...you can't find a man with a lantern." Qiao Bin boasted. road.

Lan Hao turned his head, tears pouring down his face.

F University has six canteens, and Lan Hao took him to the one closest to the administration building.

"The food is really good." Qiao Bin said as he looked at the colorful and delicate dishes.

"Casual, this meal is my treat."

"Okay, but I eat a lot."

"Just eat." After eating, I will send you on your way.

Qiao Bin didn't know what being polite was, so he ordered all the dishes he hadn't eaten. Lan Hao looked at the dishes on the table, stacked one on top of the other: "Have you finished eating?"

"Are you talking about this meal or the next one?" Qiao Bin asked back.

"Is there any difference?" Lan Haozhang Er was puzzled.

"Of course." Qiao Bin took a bite of his meal and continued, "I can eat two-thirds of this meal. I can't eat too much at night. The remaining third is just right for dinner."

"Are you going to pack and go home?" Lan Hao's right eyelid twitched.

"Nonsense." Qiao Bin continued to eat. "Waste is a crime. If you can't finish eating, of course you have to go around."

Lan Hao smiled wryly, "May I think you are killing me hard?"

"Haha, is it obvious what I did?" Qiao Bin pretended to be stupid.

Lan Hao rolled his eyes.

After half an hour, Qiao Bin clutched his bulging stomach: "I'm a little bit full."

"Let's go, I still have to go to the Academic Affairs Office."

"Wait a while." Qiao Bin stood up and walked towards the counter. Lan Hao's right eyelid twitched again.

Qiao Bin and the waiter asked for a lot of plastic bags, walked to the table, and swept the unfinished food into the plastic bags like a strong wind sweeping away fallen leaves. Lan Hao asked weakly: "What are you doing? ?”

"Pack it?"

"Uh……"

"Don't be idle, help me!"

Around the cafeteria.

"Is our treasury in deficit?"

"His Royal Highness is packing leftovers?"

"~~~~(>_<)~~~~, I feel so distressed after seeing it."

"Is it because of the recent tax reduction?"

Qiao Bin has a good ear, and he listened to everything he said. He hugged the helpless Lan Hao: "Are you a lover of the public?"

Lan Hao was puzzled: "How do you say that?"

"The staff all know your nickname. Is the chairman of the student union so famous?" Qiao Bin said cheerfully.

Lan Hao quickly tied a knot on the plastic bag with his ten fingers, he was really afraid that he would give this silly boy a club if he failed.

Qiao Bin took his silence as a default: "I also want to be a public lover, can you teach me?"

"why?"

"The old man said that if things go on like this, there will be no male... er... mermaids wanting me." In fact, he has always felt that he is very gentle, look at him, what a cheerful one, he will tell dirty jokes to the brothers around him.

Lan Hao heard these words comfortably, he nodded his head: "Mermaids like men who are gentle and considerate, you..." You can't figure it out for a hundred thousand eighty-seven miles.

"Really? It turns out that mermaids like this type." Qiao Bin nodded, wondering if he wanted to catch one to cultivate his relationship.

Haha, if he can find his other half in college, the old man in the family will be so happy! (Are you sure you are not scared to death?)

Lan Hao's status as a prince still gives him some small privileges at school. For example, it took him less than 5 minutes to arrange Qiao Bin's dormitory.

The director of general affairs sized Qiao Bin up: "I thought it was a mermaid, but it turned out that the people below made a mistake." For the arrival of this beautiful mermaid, and to help him decorate a comfortable and bright dormitory, the school planning department wrote a full letter. Hundreds of plans, but unfortunately fell short.

Qiao Bin's concept of his gender is very vague, and he is also casual. After knowing that the mermaid lives in a house, he completely cut off the idea of ​​explaining.

"The dormitory of their class is full, is it acceptable to mix dorms?" asked the director of general affairs.

"I don't care." Qiao Bin shrugged.

"This is the number of the dormitory building. Before going upstairs, please register your name and student number with the building manager." The director of general affairs was bleeding, and Lan Hao saw all his gaffes.

"Director, don't be discouraged, isn't the only natural mermaid in country C still in our school?"

Qiao Bin's eyes lit up when he heard the word "natural mermaid".

"It's a good thing that Chen Qiao is here. I can't bear him to graduate." The director of general affairs shrugged his shoulders and sent them away.

Chen Qiao?Qiao Bin heard his old man read it, and the most frequently read sentence was, "My family is XXX, you are XXX, you are not like a mermaid."

TAT, gender is beyond his control.

The dormitory is located in Room 18 on the 18th floor, referred to as 1818.

When Qiao Bin went, all the dormmates came. There were few people in the art college, and the 10th to 20th buildings of the art college were all mixed dormitories.

There are four people in one room, Qiao Bin's roommate, Li Hai is from the north, Zhao Ying and Wang Peng are from S city.

The layout of the bedroom is the same as what he saw at Lan Hao's place. There are showers and toilets, and the cabinet is at the door. It is divided into four floors, one for each person.After a brief greeting, Qiao Bin walked to the vacant bed and used the cabinet next to the desk with the key he had just received, and saw a large grass-green military training bag stuffed inside the cabinet.

"Pack up your things, I'm leaving first." After sending Qiao Bin to his destination, Lan Hao heaved a sigh of relief. He had never felt so tired receiving freshmen.

"Success, thank you senior." Qiao Bin opened the box and stuffed the clothes and daily necessities into the cabinet.

Lan Hao was afraid that he would go crazy when he saw the little duck stamping, so he hurried out the door.

"Wait." Qiao Bin stopped him.

Lan Hao looked back, only to see Qiao Bin shaking the white underwear with the duckling stamp——

"Your Highness, you must remember to wear it!"