mermaid rude

Qiao Bin dragged his cheeks, thinking, the hobbies are the same as mine.

While talking, Lan Hao and Li Qiuming thought, they should understand such an obvious hint!

Seeing that the two were asking and answering each other, Qiao Bin had a lively chat. Lan Hao's questions were all about chasing people. He saw that it was awkward, so he yawned and lay down on the bed.

Lan Hao thought he was tired, so he put down the computer and asked, "Sleep when you're tired, I'll help you make the bed!"

Qiao Bin looked at Lan Hao's busy figure out of the corner of his eye. The guest room was air-conditioned, and the quilt was not heavy. Fold it in half, stroke Qiao Bin's hair: "Here is the pillow, it's very soft, go to bed early!"

"What about you?" Qiao Bin asked as he crawled into the bed.

"You sleep first, I'll talk for a while." Lan Hao took a deep breath, trying to suppress the desire in his lower abdomen.

Qiao Bin was not happy, he felt that he was a delicate person, because he was walking with Lan Hao under the moon a few days ago, and Lan Hao held his hand, it seemed that there was a taste of love, how suddenly, Lan Hao fell in love with him someone else.

Although that person liked fluffy ducklings as much as himself, this discovery made him very unhappy. He had a bad premonition in his heart—the senior was about to be snatched away.

Did the senior suddenly "transfer love"?Uh... This word seems to be used inaccurately, because of his identity as a mermaid, that is to say, Lan Hao likes men, not mermaids!

However, despite the rapid development of science and technology, there has never been an example of turning a mermaid into a man!

Mermaids have the function of ancient women to reproduce the next generation, but other than that, they still prefer men.

Qiao Bin is worried!

After Qiao Bin fell asleep, Lan Hao said "good night" to Li Qiuming in a dull manner.

After logging off, he tiptoed to the bedside, and carefully looked at Qiao Bin's face through the small orange lamp beside the bed. Qiao Bin's eyelashes were very long, as dense as a small soft black brush.Under the closed eyelids, there is a straight nose. Lan Hao was surprised to find that Qiao Bin's mermaid version's complexion was much softer than that of a man. He stretched out his hand and touched the smooth cheeks of the man on the bed. pink lips.

"The words from this mouth are fatal!" Lan Hao poked Qiao Bin's soft lips in a funny way. Qiao Bin was made uncomfortable by him. Lan Hao hurriedly let go.

It was too late, but soon, Qiao Bin opened his mouth and bit his finger.

The tender soft tongue wrapped around the fingertips, "Plop, plop", Lan Hao held his chest with the other hand, as if his heart was about to jump out.

"Salty." Qiao Bin tasted the strange smell, turned his head, spat out his fingers, and continued to sleep.

Lan Hao retracted his fingertips dumbfounded, then lay down on the bed, and hugged Qiao Bin into his arms through the quilt.

This night is destined to be warm.

Lan Hao originally thought that holding Qiao Bin would make him sleepy all night, but he fell asleep in less than a quarter of an hour.

The faint sunshine in the morning shines on the bed through Fufang. Lan Hao opened his eyelids and reached for the side of the bed, but the other side was actually empty. With a jolt, he drove away the sleepy bugs in his mind.He sat up and looked around, a transparent tail fin faintly appeared at the end of the bed.

Lan Hao laughed, and saw Qiao Bin sleeping on the ground with his arms wide open. He stood up and picked him up from the ground.

Qiao Bin stretched out his arms in a daze, hooking Lan Hao's neck.

"Are you awake?" Lan Hao asked after shaking him.

Qiao Bin shook his head: "I still want to continue sleeping, Xiao Chen, be good!"

Xiaochen?Who?Unhappy to hear someone else's name come out of Qiao Bin's mouth, Lan Hao pinched Qiao Bin's nose stingily, thinking, he must ask him clearly when he wakes up.

Lan Hao threw Qiao Bin back on the bed and went to the bathroom to wash up.

The sound of water "splashing" woke up the confused Qiao Bin. He rubbed his belly and wanted to go to the toilet to drain the water.

As soon as the door opened, Lan Hao was embarrassed. He just unbuttoned his trousers and quickly covered the important parts with his hands.

"Hurry up, I'm going too." Qiao Bin narrowed his eyes and urged.

Lan Hao turned around and found that under Qiao Bin's eyes, he couldn't continue.

"Well, don't you avoid it?" Lan Hao asked with a frown.

Qiao Bin raised his eyes: "Why, you are still shy, don't we often go to the bathroom together?"

Then, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, he added another sentence: "I have seen your size by visual inspection before, so what's the matter?"

Lan Hao wanted to hit the wall: "You are a mermaid! A mermaid!"

After Lan Hao solved his physical needs, he stared in a daze at the mirror of the closet. This is the magical world, and he was molested by the mermaid again and again, three times and four times.

Doorbell rang.

Lan Haodan walked over to open the door in pain, and with a flash of his body, Xiaodouding's people rushed in.

"Is there something wrong?" Lan Hao stared at Liu Zhen and Qin Feng behind Xiao Douding with a bad expression.

Qin Feng pointed to the convenience bag in his hand: "Look how nice I am. I thought you didn't bring a change of clothes yesterday, so I skipped class to bring you here!"

"Thanks, but I think you guys have a little more gossip."

Xiao Douding is holding a lot of photos in his hands, his round eyes are constantly rolling, like a little puppy who has lost his way and can't find his owner.

"Is it a photo developed by the league? Show me!" Lan Hao waved to him.

"The photo is here." Liu Zhen pulled out a large paper bag from under his arm.

Lan Hao flipped over and found himself falling straight to the ground, shame on him!

After Qiao Bin finished brushing in the bathroom, he heard voices from outside, opened the door, and said with toothpaste foam, "Who's here?"

"My cousin, and the leader." Xiao Douding stared at Qiao Bin's lower body in disbelief, "Can I touch it?"

When Lan Hao was about to say for sure, Qiao Bin already nodded boldly.

Xiao Douding leaned over and touched the tail exposed outside the nightgown, wow, the shiny fish scales are like precious stones, I really want to pull one off.

"You can't touch the mermaid's tail." Lan Hao's eyes were like torches, staring at Xiao Douding's hands restlessly touching Qiao Bin's tail up and down.

"I'm so happy!" Xiao Douding was immersed in his own thoughts, ignoring all the dangers outside.Just touching is not enough, he opened his arms, put his arms around Qiao Bin's tail, and rubbed his round and tender face against it!

Lan Hao couldn't sit still anymore, stepped forward and pulled him away: "I want to sue you for molesting a mermaid!"

Xiao Douding felt wronged: "I finally had a chance to get close to the mermaid."

Liu Zhen patted his head: "You, you can't even smell such a sour smell in the air."

Qiao Bin sniffed his nose: "I didn't smell it either!"

"By the way, Qiao Bin, when will you move to Mermaid Building?" Liu Zhen asked an important question.

"I used to live in a good dormitory, why did I move." Qiao Bin turned on the tap, bent down, and patted warm water on his face.

Qin Feng raised his forehead: "You are a mermaid, how can you live with a lot of men!"

"I can turn fish tails into legs, no one knows anyway." Qiao Bin shrugged and twisted a towel to wipe his face.

"What kind of supernatural power is this?" Lan Hao was embarrassed, he realized what he had overlooked.

"Twenty years ago, the Academy of Sciences put forward a plan - let the mermaid's fish tail and legs switch to each other, so that the mermaid can come out to work and live more conveniently."

"I've heard of this. Didn't all the operations fail later?" Lan Hao frowned and said.

"From the results, it is indeed a failure." Qiao Bin nodded, and continued, "My mother and father were one of the new mermaids back then. After the operation, he could only show the fish tail. But it cannot be said to be a complete failure." , because he passed on the interchangeable gene to me!"

"It's amazing." Xiaodouding blinked and handed Qiao Bin a stack of photos, "Please sign for me!"

"Why are they all mine?" Qiao Bin opened the pages and looked, and there were all kinds of styles.

Lan Hao moved his head closer, and there was actually a picture of Qiao Bin sleeping soundly with his limbs stretched out, blowing bubbles from his nose.

"I didn't expect there to be so many." Xiaodouding scratched his head and said happily, "You sign your name, these will be my happiest collection!"

"Wrong." Lan Hao poked his forehead angrily, "It's not yours, it's mine."

A quarter of an hour later, Xiao Douding burst into tears, and finally got Qiao Bin to sign everything, but Lan Hao snatched away the photo.

"Don't cry, and I won't give you the last one if you cry again." Lan Hao smiled sinisterly!

Qiao Bin returned to 1818 and found that his luggage was neatly packed and piled up beside the bedroom.

"What did you do?" Qiao Bin scratched his head furiously.

Wang Peng patted him hard on the shoulder: "Isn't this to see you off?

"Seeing you off? Did I say I wanted to leave? Where will I live?" Qiao Bin clenched his fists, fearing that he would lose control and smash his head against the wall.

"Huh? You still live here? That's great." Wang Peng happily dragged his luggage to the dormitory, "I have grown up so much, I have never been close to other mermaids except my mother and father!"

Zhao Ying kicked him on the ass: "Don't say a few words, I didn't see His Royal Highness's face turned blue."

"I don't want to go to the Mermaid Building." Qiao Bin tugged at the door of 1818's bedroom, crying.

There are more and more people watching, blocking the roads on both sides.

"Qiao Bin is a mermaid? Is it true?" a classmate asked.

"Didn't you see today's morning paper? Although in the photo Qiao Bin covered his head with the clothes of His Royal Highness?"

"Why, I think it's a fish set."

"It should be true. You can see that both the president and the secretary-general are here."

"It turns out that the mermaid is so close to me, why didn't I find out earlier." This sentence expressed everyone's aspirations.

"Yeah, I didn't realize that either. Do you think Qiao Bin is like a mermaid?" This sentence expressed everyone's aspirations +1.

"I regret that I didn't seize the opportunity!" This sentence expresses everyone's aspirations +10086

"Liu Zhen, didn't you say it was good to hide it?" Seeing more and more people gathered around, a big "#" appeared on Lan Hao's forehead.

"There is no impenetrable wall." Liu Zhen pointed to Xiao Douding who was surrounded at the end of the corridor, meaning that the child was stupid, unable to keep a secret, and came out with everything.

Lan Hao raised his forehead: "I really should find a tape to cover his mouth."

Qin Feng smiled: "The adhesive tape will fall off, put on the needle."

"You are willing to go." Lan Hao rolled his eyes at him angrily, with a poor mouth, he couldn't believe that Qin Feng didn't realize that what he said was venting his anger.

Qiao Bin revealed his identity as a mermaid, and he didn't want to be a resident of the mermaid building.

Lan Hao sent him in, stood at the window on the balcony, looked outside at the densely packed students holding roses and small gifts, made fists, and swore!

Starting today, he will——

You can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill a Trojan horse, overturn the fence, afford a good car, afford a good house, fight mistresses, and beat rogue men.