mermaid rude

Lan Hao's movements in driving the mecha have always been smooth. When coaching Qiao Bin, he not only mentioned the importance of energy, not to dissipate energy, but also to save energy consumption in every movement as much as possible.

Qiao Bin's most intuitive reaction was that there was something wrong with Lan Hao's energy gauge. Since Lan Hao and him were imprisoned for half an hour for the first time, Lan Hao put the energy gauge as the most important part. , the contestants will check it by themselves.Inexplicably, Qiao Bin thought of the black shadow he saw yesterday afternoon, maybe he could tell him something.

The energy tank bottomed out, Lan Hao closed his eyes, and let the mecha fall to the ground with a "bang" from mid-air.

Yan Wenxi felt baffled, but because of the violent reaction in his body, he couldn't allow him to think about it. After getting out of the mecha, he immediately went straight to the toilet with his stomach in his arms.

When he went to the toilet, he found that there was a long queue for squatting.

"Who sent you here?" Liu Zhen grabbed the boy by his collar and carried him out of the kitchen. This rude and savage action attracted many staff members to watch.

The boy yelled, "I don't understand what you're talking about?"

"It's useless to quibble, the doctor has already tested the ingredients of the descendant grass from the leftovers of the players." Fallen grass, a new type of plant after 2012, is colorless and tasteless. Those who take it will have diarrhea within an hour or two. Dosage If there are too many words, it will cause prolapse of the anus.

The boy quibbled: "That's not necessarily what I did. There are so many people watching the game, anyone may fall into it. I want to sue you for defamation."

Qin Feng raised his eyebrows: "It's true that anyone is possible, but can you explain why we caught you in the kitchen when we came, and what's the matter with the scarlet patch at the bottom of your trousers?" There are three kitchens. In this competition, all three kitchens are in operation. Dishes made in the small kitchen are distributed to the leaders. The middle kitchen is specially prepared for the contestants, and the big kitchen sells them to the audience.Like hotels, non-staff are not allowed to enter the kitchen.

The boy looked down and was stunned. The descendant grass is colorless and tasteless, but when the reagent made from it comes into contact with nylon, a strong chemical reaction will occur. This reaction is specifically manifested in the discoloration of nylon.He wore a pair of nylon pants to do bad things so he couldn't die.

Liu Zhen lifted the frame and added: "Before I came here, I specially went to the monitoring room to get the video. If you don't give up, you can come with us."

When the boy heard that there was a surveillance camera in the dining room, his face turned pale, and he nodded dejectedly: "I did it."

The reason he gave was that he made a bet with his friends, and if he lost the bet, he would come to revenge on society.

Lan Hao who rushed over listened calmly, frowned, and asked, "Did you change the energy of the mecha?"

The boy yelled wronged: "How can I have that ability!"

Lan Hao waved his hand, and took the boy down in plain clothes. Because of his bad behavior, which caused the game to fail, he was taken to the detention center for reflection.

"By the way, where is Qiao Bin?"

"I didn't notice." Liu Zhen shrugged, he didn't have the habit of babysitting for others.

Qin Feng looked up and looked at the kitchen carefully, "I didn't see the camera, where is it?"

Liu Zhen smiled: "I didn't know, it was a scam just now!"

Lan Hao lost the game, and the loss was inexplicable. Although he accepted the defeat calmly, to be honest, his mood was not much better.

But his left eyelid is still twitching, as the saying goes, the left eye twitches for money, and the right eye twitches for disaster. Is he different, both eyelids twitch?

The black figure was dragging the box and making a move in the empty underground base. Just as he was about to leave after doing a good job and clapping his hands happily, he was stopped by someone: "Stop."

"Who is it?" The shadow looked around alertly.

"Listen to the password and turn back." Qiao Bin snapped his fingers and appeared from behind the shadow.

"The one who turns backwards is a fool." The black shadow ran out, Qiao Bin pursued closely, and their figures passed out of the underground base.

Lan Hao rubbed his left eyelid, you jump, you jump, you are so powerful, you dare to jump faster.

Yan Wenxi was opposite him. After discharging the garbage, his legs felt weak and his eyes were dizzy.

The brothers and sisters looked at each other across a small path, and at this moment, two wind-like shadows blew past.

"Qiao Bin, where are you going?"

"Xiao Hei, come here and help me?"

Yan Wenxi didn't want to see the "handrail" out of his sight, he clamped his legs tightly, and chased after the wind-like shadow with his last strength.

Seeing him move, Lan Hao thought to himself, I'm a loser in the mecha, so I have to run to catch it up.So he moved too.

Zhao Ying took out a handkerchief and wiped the smoking gun barrel.

"Zhao Ying, tenth ring, next." The referee blew his whistle.

"You are so good." After Zhao Ying left the field, Wang Peng unscrewed the bottle cap and was about to hand it to Zhao Ying when a black shadow brushed past him, half of the mineral water fell on Wang Peng's shirt .

Zhao Ying frowned.

Wang Peng said cheerfully: "There is still half, not enough for me to get another one."

Zhao Ying took it and was about to drink it when a familiar figure brushed past him. Due to inertia, the water wetted his pants and the bottle fell to the ground.

Wang Peng wondered what happened today, he bent down to pick up the bottle, and another person came over his head.

Zhao Ying was annoyed, holding a gun: "See if I don't shoot him."

Wang Peng hurried to catch up: "Murder is against the law!"

Yan Wenxi narrowed his eyes and found that there were more people in front of him.

Their figures passed through the shooting range, the long-distance running field, and the stands. Xiao Douding in the stands received Qiao Bin's hat, Lan Hao's coat, Zhao Ying's empty magazine, Peng's empty mineral water bottle...

"It's so strange!" Xiaodouding smiled while holding a lot of things.

swimming pool.

The swimming finals ended in the morning. In order to avoid riots, Chen Qiao and Li Hai chose a time when no one was around, stood by the swimming pool, and looked at each other wordlessly.

Chen Qiao is arrogant and rarely speaks proactively, while Li Hai is blunt and doesn't know how to speak.

The two looked at each other for a long time, until Chen Qiao couldn't bear the look of anger in his eyes, and Li Hai said, "Why didn't you accept my invitation?" In fact, this question had been simmering in his heart for several days.

"Invitation? What invitation?"

"I asked you to watch the league." Li Hai blushed before he finished speaking.

Chen Qiao became angry when he mentioned this, at this moment, a black shadow brushed past the two of them, Chen Qiao was furious, flicked his tail, and threw them into the swimming pool.Then he grabbed the stunned Li Hai's skirt: "When did you invite me? I have been standing under Building 1 for a long time without seeing your shadow."

"I had a cold that day, so I asked Qiao Bin to bring you the ticket." Li Hai heard something was wrong, and hurriedly explained.

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao said.

Qiao Bin chased the black shadow and interjected between the two: "Li Hai, you called me by my name."

"Get out of the way." Chen Qiao understood that he had misunderstood Qiao Bin. According to the rules of the Duke's Mansion: Mermaids don't make mistakes. If a mermaid makes a mistake, please refer to the first article. Therefore, he blamed Qiao Bin for his mistake and blamed him for not saying anything. clear.

Seeing Qiao Bin at this moment, he didn't want to vent his anger. He flicked the fish's tail and pulled Qiao Bin, a landlubber who couldn't swim at all, into the swimming pool.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Qiao Bin screamed again and again, the water in the pool overflowed his throat.

When Lan Hao and his group arrived, the surface of the pool was calm, and only saw a couple looking at each other affectionately.

"Sorry." Lan Hao gestured, "Have you seen Qiao Bin?"

Qiao Bin?Thinking of that tail, Li Hai stammered twice, pointed to the pool and said, "Go down."

"You danced by yourself?" Lan Hao frowned, that guy was a standard landlubber.

"I smoked it." Chen Qiao said calmly.

Lan Hao aimed at his fishtail: "Very good?"

"You can try." Chen Qiao had bruised veins on his forehead. In just a few minutes, he had been interrupted three times in a row, and the clay figurine still had a temper.

"But he can't swim!" Lan Hao named the center.

Just when Lan Hao took off his clothes and was about to go down to search for people, a black shadow broke the calm of the water.

With great difficulty, he handed Qiao Bin ashore, ready to serve him to the bottom, but during the artificial respiration, Lan Hao threw him out to find a towel.

Looking at Qiao Bin's pale cheeks, Lan Hao moved his lips in distress, pressed his hands on his chest, and gave him his breath.

Qiao Bin choked on a few sips of water, and the first thing that caught his eye was Lan Hao's approaching mouth, unwillingly pushed his face away and said, "Damn, you actually took advantage of me."

Lan Hao saw that he was awake, and helped him up from the ground with a smile: "It's fine."

"Why are you all here?" Qiao Bin looked at Zhao Ying and Wang Peng suspiciously, "Strange, where is the man in black I was chasing just now?"

His clothes were soaked, and even though the air conditioner was turned on in the swimming pool, the chill still invaded Qiao Bin's body. He took two steps forward, and that familiar feeling came to his heart.You don't want him to change back in public, do you?

Seeing Qiao Bin's strange expression, Lan Hao said concernedly: "He went to get a towel, do you have a cold, bring it back and we can ask the doctor to dispense some medicine."

"It's too late." Qiao Bin waved to Lan Hao with a mournful face, "Are you coming?"

Lan Hao didn't understand, but he did as he said.

Qiao Bin pulled him back a few steps and leaned to a corner. Under the inexplicable eyes of everyone, he used Lan Hao's body as a cover, quickly took off his pants, and slapped him on the waist. Festival.

Facts have proved that his approach is completely correct. When the duckling's underpants landed on the ground, his shapely, slender and powerful thighs turned into a beautiful fish tail with fluttering tail fins and sparkling water color.

It turns out that this is the truth behind the twitching of the left eyelid!