mermaid rude

The strong northwest wind is howling, the yellow sand is rolling, and the dust is flying. If the mouth is not covered by the canvas, you can eat a handful of sand. After the 2012 Doomsday, the natural environment seemed to have been baptized. Fortunately, over the past few hundred years, the national policy has been good, calling for afforestation and energy recycling. These have added a green color to the Loess Plateau in the Northwest.

"Xiao Chen, show me your gun for a couple of tricks." Qiao Bin was carrying a sack, passing by the shooting range, seeing Wang Chen shooting a target, he couldn't help becoming interested, and saw him throw the sack on the ground, splashing dust Several.

"No, Master will kill me if he finds out." Wang Chen shook his head vigorously, and inserted the barrel of the gun into his belt. The master he said was the old man of Qiao Bin's family.

"It won't be long before he finds out?" Qiao Bin and his brothers put their hands on his shoulders and said kindly.

"Master taught us to be honest when we were young." Wang Chen argued hard.

"Idiot." Qiao Bin rolled his eyes at him angrily. He had known Wang Chen for many years and knew that this kid was as honest as a log. He sighed, bent down, and put the sack back on his shoulder.

"Let me help you move it."

"No need, this thing is not heavy." Qiao Bin thought he was a dick, and said as he walked forward.

"There is no mermaid who can carry such a heavy thing. Master will criticize me again in a while." Wang Chen said with a bitter face.

"It's better to talk about you, who told you not to play with the gun to me."

In the 2012 catastrophe, due to the high-intensity radiation of the sun, the reproductive system of women was destroyed, not only for women, but also for female animals.The scientific research room method spent a lot of money and energy, and after the treatment was ineffective, the artificial cultivation system was recreated.This was an ideal idea, but it failed because the woman was no longer able to provide useful eggs.

Under the current situation where the ratio of men to women is seriously out of balance to the point that women are almost extinct, humans have discovered a way to transform mermaids, that is, through surgery, men can be transformed into mermaids with human upper bodies and fish tails.

They are very beautiful, and most of them have golden hair, blue eyes, and silver-blue fishtails, and are loved by humans.

After 500 years of development, human beings have made great progress in the scientific research of transforming mermaids, which is especially reflected in the success rate of experiments.But despite this, there are still some unsatisfactory aspects. For example, the mermaids who have been successfully transformed are generally in poor physique and cannot engage in physical labor.For example, most humans are reluctant to do this experiment.

There is still a huge difference in the ratio of men to mermaids. To this end, the state has issued a series of measures.In order to protect these precious and rare mermaids.First of all, every country has established a mermaid protection association to give mermaids the greatest benefits.At the same time, the mermaid has the right to choose a spouse independently. After the transformation, the mermaid can get a gold card, and the national financial department will stamp a sum of money in it every month, not much but not too little.When a mermaid can successfully conceive a child with her partner, she can also get a huge bonus.

Qiao Bin's parents are new-type mermaids, but according to the original plan, the Mermaid Research Institute wanted to transform a mermaid with interchangeable fish tails and legs. Like ordinary mermaids, only fish tails can appear, but he inherited the gene that can restore mutual switching to Qiao Bin.

Qiao Bin is a natural mermaid, but he usually likes to walk on two legs. He is handsome and looks no different from a man. It can even be said that he is more like a man than ordinary men, which makes him not conscious of being a mermaid at all.

It doesn't matter if he looks like a man, who knows that he grew up in the military camp, and his personality is also like a man. He always likes to run to the front when he charges into the battle during drills, and he doesn't worry about his father, Lieutenant General Qiao Shuaiqiao.

"I'm back." Qiao Bin put the sack in the kitchen, untied the rope, and saw that the sack was full of emerald green dates, "Xiao Chen, come grab a few."

"Yeah." Wang Chen wiped the jujube on his clothes and took a bite, "It's quite sweet."

"Xiao Bin, Xiao Bin." Lieutenant General Qiao's angry voice came from outside the door.

"I'm here!" Qiao Bin replied, took out three cups from the kitchen, and filled them up without any haste.

"I'm exhausted." Lieutenant General Qiao panted heavily. Seeing water on the table, he picked it up and drank it. "Ah...it's so hot."

"You just soaked in the water, so you don't have to wait." Qiao Bin complained.

"Hey, your admission letter has arrived." Qiao Shuai didn't care, and took out a courier from the inner pocket of his military uniform.

"Oh, which major is it assigned to?" Qiao Bin took it and opened the package.

For some reason, Wang Chen had a bad feeling.

"Son, take your time, I still have to practice." Qiao Shuai held the cup and winked at Wang Chen, but Wang Chen was stunned, but he couldn't understand what he meant.

1 minutes later

Qiao Bin's scolding voice kept echoing in his ears.

"Fuck you eighteen generations of ancestors, you actually changed my will!"

One month later

The summer vacation was over, Qiao Bin stuffed his clothes into the suitcase with a dark face, staring at Lieutenant General Qiao who was sitting on the chair while stuffing them.

"Son, your eyes are too fierce." Qiao Shuai shrank his neck and said.

"Really?" Qiao Bin asked angrily.

"By the way, have you put away the nutritional supplement?" Qiao Shuai asked. The nutritional supplement is a reagent that mermaids usually take to help balance the body.

"No, isn't that what mermaids eat?" Qiao Bin wiped a pair of slippers from the bottom of the bed, flicked off the ashes, and stuffed them into a plastic bag.

Baby, aren't you a mermaid?Lieutenant General Qiao thought for a while, but he didn't say this sentence after all.

"Son, are you still angry with Dad?" Qiao Shuai asked weakly after thinking about it.His partner died early, and Qiao Bin was almost raised by him alone. He is usually busy with work and often fails to take good care of him.As a result, Qiao Bin hangs out with his little rabbits every winter and summer vacation, not looking like a mermaid at all.

He really wanted to squat on the ground and draw circles, why other people's fish are so cute and cute, but this one of theirs never wears a mermaid skirt, or should I say, except for playing crazy, it will automatically change back to a fishtail In addition, he drags his legs all year round, and his lover clearly gave birth to a cute little mermaid.

"Why are you angry? You changed my choice?" Qiao Bin frowned.

Papa Joe nodded.

"You know I'm angry! Let's just change my military academy volunteer to a comprehensive university. X, I obviously filled in the special reconnaissance major, but you changed it to traditional Chinese painting for me. The two majors are completely incompatible. Ah bah, it's not like you don't know, I've grown up so much, I haven't even held a paintbrush yet!" Thinking of this, Qiao Bin was speechless.

"Hey, isn't this a chance for you to exercise?" Lieutenant General Qiao scratched his head and smiled embarrassingly.

"Okay, I won't tell you anymore." Seeing that things are almost packed, Qiao Bin straightened up and looked at the clock, "It's getting late, I promise to let Xiao Zhang and the others practice it for me, you can eat by yourself !"

"Xiao Zhang? Those little bastards, don't go, they look green at you." Lieutenant General Qiao shouted from behind, Qiao Bin waved at him, "How is it possible, I think they are buddies!"

Joe is helpless, you treat them as buddies, they treat you as a mermaid!

After a while, the door was pushed open again.

Lieutenant General Qiao looked at his returning son in surprise: "Son, are you not going?"

"No, I came back to get things." After rummaging through the cabinet, Qiao Bin took out a bottle of brandy from the drawer, "Isn't this from my second uncle some time ago? You have high blood pressure, so I drank it for you." never mind!"

"You unfilial son, is it easy for me to hide that wine?" Lieutenant General Qiao said angrily.