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After Mu Mu took a shower and just went online, the private chats exploded, and the group chats kept flashing, as if urging her to die.

【private chat】

Ramen family: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ The master is going to open a new hole!I want to pee!

Invincible Oh Ye: Why haven't you come yet?Don't want to grab the sofa?

Xunxianxian:><Open, open a hole...

Boss: Group chat, speed!

Just as Mu Mu was about to type, the computer froze, the program was forced to exit, and he needed to log in again.

He plucked his wet hair, flustered with excitement, and couldn't help grinning as he clicked on the penguin.

【group chat】

Wood: (⊙o⊙) Here I come...

Big Pot: Damn!so slow!Did you fall into the shithole?

Xun Xianxian: ...

Invincible Oh Ye: Boss, be gentle, pay attention to influence!Don't harm the only delicate flower in our group.

Boss: Cough cough...Xianxian, in fact, I'm usually quite gentle.

Xun Xianxian: Hmm ^_^

Koalas Love Elephants: Wood!I pounce!

Wood: When will the pit be opened?

Ramen Family: Mistress, you are here/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ I am brushing...you come here...

……

Mu Mu clicked on the webpage, and the homepage was set up with a column of "Sleepless in the middle of the night".

Midnight Sleepless has been working on the pit for a year, and it has already become popular on the Internet.Speaking of the classic works of online literature, most people will cite the debut novel of Sleepless in the middle of the night, which is also a famous work - "Ji Concubine"

Mu Mu is her die-hard fan. I watched "Concubine Ji" because I saw a player video while playing an online game, and the video of this eunuch was adapted and created based on "Concubine Ji".

At that time, I couldn't see the ending, and my heart was tickled, and I couldn't sleep. The scene of the male and female protagonists breaking up was playing repeatedly in my mind.

Resolutely ran to read the original!It took a whole night to finally finish watching it... and I have fallen into the pit since then...

I love you in the middle of the night!After reading it, he burst into tears, thinking that the author is so cute!

After that, he went to visit the "Concubine Ji" every day on a regular basis, and chatted with his friends, and thus forged a sparkling revolutionary friendship with everyone.

It's been a year since the end of "Concubine Ji", the master is finally going to regroup and dig a hole to bury people!

I won't grab the total sofa?Who will grab it!

With such a spirit of hard work, he nailed his buttocks to the bed, hugged his notebook, and began to swipe at the sleepless column in the middle of the night!It's more exciting than brushing a copy!

【private chat】

Wood: Are you there?

Ramen Family: (⊙o⊙) What's the matter with the lady?

Wood: == You are tired of work, aren't you?

Wood: Stop talking nonsense, let me ask you, is the news about the goddess digging accurate?

Ramen Family: How do you know it's a woman? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Wood: She is!that is!I can tell just by looking at her writing! (╰＿╯)#

Ramen Family: ...

Wood: Is it true?

Ramen Family: Uh... yeah... I also listened to others, and others also listened to others, and others also listened to others. O(∩_∩)O～

Wood: -_-|||Okay, if the message is wrong, your ramen can be changed directly to sliced ​​noodles.

Ramen family: o(>﹏<)o lady, you are so cruel!I want to divorce you for my husband!

Wood: Thank you, remember to give me alimony (^o^)/~

Ramen Family: Where is TAT ​​Mistress?I want broad shoulders to lean on.

Mu Mu laughed in front of the computer, and glanced at the time at the bottom of the screen, it was already 11:30.The column has been written for a long time, but there is still no movement.

The initial excitement and anxiety gradually calmed down, and he just repeated the refreshing action somewhat mechanically.

surprise!I want to be pleasantly surprised!goddess!

The eyelids were fighting, and when it was two o'clock in the morning, many people in the group were offline and ready to go to bed.

After all, a lot of stuff online is just entertainment.At dawn, everyone should go to work or go to work, and should go to class or go to class.No one wants to delay.

Mu Mu is in his sophomore year. At this point, he has already decided to skip class tomorrow, so he continues to squat with peace of mind.

【group chat】

Xunxianxian: =_= I'm so sleepy, isn't the great god lying?I am going to sleep, good night.

Ramen Family: o(>﹏<)o I don’t want to change the noodles!Help!

Big Pot: You bastard in the middle of the night!It broke Lao Tzu's glass-like crystal clear heart!I am going to dream!beat you up!

Boss cauldron: ^_^ Xianxian good night, I have a good dream.

Invincible Oh Yeh: ...

Invincible Oh Ye: What's wrong with Ramen? (⊙o⊙) Sliced ​​noodles are a new breed in your family?

Ramen Family: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ The wood is going to cut me.

Wood: I won't cut you. I haven't passed tonight yet. I'll sharpen the knife tomorrow.

Invincible Oh also: onlookers.

Ramen Family: (⊙o⊙) My mother seems to be calling me, get off, 888888888

wood:……

Mu Mu sneered in front of the fluorescent light, I think you can hide past the first day of junior high school, how can you escape the fifteenth day!How dare you lie to me, hum...

Move the mouse to the sleepless column in the middle of the night and continue to browse, the pit friends below are filled with resentment.

Some said that they would continue to wait, regardless of whether the news was true or not;

All the crap about the old rotten millet was brought up and talked about. The more Mu Mu watched, the more upset he became, and he simply stopped talking to them, just for the sake of brushing.

My fingers were about to cramp, and at five past three in the morning, the light bulb in my head lit up with a "boo"!

The new pit is called "Phoenix Nirvana".

Uh... the name is quite common, but in Mu Mu's eyes, these four words are like a sleepless night shining with golden light.

Click in, pull down, don't read the content first, sit on the sofa and talk about it.

At a glance, I saw that the author had something to say, where I didn’t write anything, suddenly there are more things today——^_^

Well, a smiley face.

So, so kind and cute.

Mu Mu held her heart in her hands, and quickly typed: ^_^Kill flowers!

After submitting, the screen jumped. As expected, he sat on the main sofa safely.However, just in this second, the previous smiling expression suddenly disappeared.

The column where the author said something was empty, as if it was just his hallucination.

Mu Mu froze for a moment, and resented swiping again and again, only more and more comments came out, without the smiling face of the great god.

A little disappointed, but also a little excited.

She smiled at me and I smiled at her.Oh, that second belongs to us, and no one else can see it.

Mu Mu collapsed on the bed, her heart seemed to be coated with honey, it was extremely sweet.

My goddess, my goddess!

I was rolling on the bed, laughing happily, when the phone rang.

——Ouch, my mother!Ouch, my dad!Ouch, my little midnight!Ouch……

Cutting off the happy ringtone he had recorded, he took out his phone and answered, "Hey, sister, what are you doing?" He sat up and looked at the time on the computer, it was already 03:30 in the morning.

The other end of the phone was silent for a while before saying: "Mu Ling is drunk, can you come and answer?" The voice was low and sweet, slightly magnetic.

Mu Mu bluffed "Ah": "Drunk? Where are you?"

"West Street Bar."

Mu Mu often goes to that place and is very familiar with it.While flipping through his clothes, he said to the other end of the phone: "Oh, I'll come now, thank you!"

With tears in my eyes, I glanced at the "Phoenix Nirvana" on the computer that I hadn't had time to read