The history of the cute baby's struggle

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After Chilian Snake gave the gift, he smiled and said to the official who handled the household registration: "I am here to register my grandson's household registration."

The official knew Chi Lian Snake and knew that Chi Lian Snake's son was married, so he took out the household registration book with a smile, opened the column about the Liu family of the Snake clan, found Chi Lian Snake's family registration section, and asked: "You Have you brought a copy of the marriage registration of the son and his wife?"

"Bring it." Chi Lianshe took out the copy of Liu Meng Wuhen and Xiu's marriage registration and handed it to the official. The official opened the copy and read it carefully. Who was the matchmaker and who was the witness? There is also the signature of the high priest who presided over the wedding in the temple, which is quite formal and in line with the legal marriage procedures.

The official nodded, picked up a pen and asked, "What's the baby's name?"

"The baby's name is Liu Xiaoxu." Chi Lianshe said with a smile.

"Which ethnic group?" the official asked.

"Kirin." Chilian Snake said with a smile.

The pen in the official's hand almost fell to the ground, and he asked in shock: "You are a snake tribe, how did you give birth to a baby unicorn?"

"How did I know that, my son hatched the egg himself, and everyone in the neighborhood knows about it. But a unicorn baby was born, probably because the daughter-in-law is from the dragon clan." Chilian Snake pretended to know everything. I don't know guess.

The official thought about it, interracial marriages are very common, and it is not guaranteed which one of the family members the offspring will follow. Besides, the marriage procedures of the Liu family are very complete and there is nothing suspicious, so the official wrote the household registration as reported by Chilian Snake. .Chilian Snake was delighted, after all, the person in charge of the household registration yamen is not a spy, hehehehe...

The red-skinned eggs were sent out, relatives and friends came to congratulate, Green Snake and Chi Lian Snake were busy entertaining guests, Xiu and Liu Meng Wuhen hugged Xu Baobao to introduce relatives and old friends, this is uncle, this is uncle, this is uncle, This is the aunt, this is the aunt... Along the way, Baby Qilin's eyes turned into mosquito-repellent eyes, and he was almost confused by the seven aunts and the eight aunts.The little head was rubbed a lot, and the little face was pinched a lot. In the end, Baby Xu almost couldn't help crying. When he saw his elders, he had an urge to run away.

Baby Xiaoyan acted like an older brother. After he was full, he raised his hand and said that he would take care of his little brother.Everyone was also happy that the pair of cousins ​​lived in harmony, so Liu Mengwuhen put Baby Xu and Baby Yan in the baby room they had prepared long ago, and let the servants watch.

The unicorn baby can't walk yet, he crawled around curiously on the soft carpet with his little butt pouted.Baby Xiaoyan also sat on the ground and glanced at Baby Xu boredly, and he picked up the building blocks to build a house.

Baby Qilin quickly crawled around, smiled and sat next to Baby Xiaoyan, and picked up the building blocks to play with.

Xiu and Liu Mengwuhen saw that the two babies got along very well, Xiaoyan looked like a big brother, and didn't compete with Xu Baobao for anything.They smiled at each other and walked away holding hands.

The two babies played together for a while, and suddenly Baby Xu said, "You're so boring, what's so interesting about building blocks."

"I'm bored, baby's toys are just those, what do you think I can play with." Xiaoyan baby pushed hard, and he pushed the house built with building blocks.

"Cousin, I don't know your name yet, what's your name?" Xu Baobao asked.

"My name is Chi Chenyan. My fathers are two dragons. Your father Xiu is my father Haitang's younger brother and also a dragon." Xiaoyan picked up the building blocks to build a house again.

Xu Baobao lay on the carpet with his chin in his hands and said with nostalgia: "Your name is very similar to a good buddy I know. That guy is also named Chi Chenyan. We grew up wearing a pair of pants. It's a pity that he died sooner than you." I am early. It is said that he disappeared suddenly, who knows where he went. "

Baby Xiaoyan was so frightened that he almost threw himself on the pile of building blocks. Baby Yan turned around slowly, his face full of anger, and suddenly Baby Yan jumped up and said, "Mushroom, where are you? What's the price?"

The Qilin baby suddenly became energetic again, clasped his fists and said: "Ha! Come here for whatever you want, mother if you want to eat, milk, someone from your natal family, and uncle for the child. (Look for a colleague)"

Xiao Yanbao then asked: "Heavenly King Gaidihu! (You are so bold! Dare to anger your ancestors?)"

Baby Qilin continued: "The pagoda suppresses the river demon! (If that's the case, tell me to fall to my death from the mountain and drown in the river.)"

Baby Xiaoyan raised his eyebrows and crossed his arms and asked, "The pheasant is boring, how can you go to Tianwang Mountain! (You are not genuine.)"

Baby Qilin smiled with four small teeth: "There is rice on the ground, hey, I have a foundation! (I am a real brand, an old brand.)"

Baby Xiaoyan shouted: "Xiao Xu, I have found an organization, and I am your best buddy Chi Chenyan."

The Qilin baby rushed over and hugged Xiaoyan baby and cried, "I met a bosom friend after a thousand miles of rebirth, and I burst into tears during the trip. Don't worry about having no buddies in the future, and you will meet someone who travels again after rebirth."

[Baby version of Lin Haixueyuan completed]

[51] Confession and Ah Zi

After Baby Xiaoyan and Baby Xu hugged each other and cried, the two babies sat down to talk about their experiences after rebirth, and the baby discussion began.

"Cousin, how did you cross over here?" Baby Xu asked, wiping away bitter tears.

When talking about this little smoke baby, his eyes were full of tears, he took a deep breath and said: "Don't mention it, I can't think about committing suicide and jumping off a cliff in Huangshan, but it turned out that I watched too many Qixi advertisements, TNND, I crossed over. Travel through time. , I fell below the cliff, and when I was climbing up the cliff with the vines on it, I happened to meet the crabapple dad who was collecting rare tree species. As a result, the crabapple dad accidentally dropped his eggs on the cliff , I was crushed to death by the falling egg, and then I was reborn inside the egg that crushed me as Haitang and Yuzi."

"Affectionate tiger touch." Little Xu Baobao touched Xiaoyan's back, expressing sympathy for him.

"Why are you here, aren't you living a good life?" Xiaoyan asked curiously.

When mentioning this little baby Xu, his eyes were full of tears. He sighed and said with emotion: "After you died, I found a girlfriend and got married. Who knew that this dead woman would not want me with other men."

"Damn it, you committed suicide too." Little Smokey Baby was shocked, "You're not a Japanese working class or a Korean movie star, why are you following the fashion to learn to commit suicide?"

"Who told you that I committed suicide." Little Xu Baobao said very angrily: "I was out of luck. After getting divorced, I walked at night and met a robber who robbed a beautiful woman. I wanted to be a hero and have sex with a beautiful woman, but the hero didn't do well. Hang up."

"Hahaha..." Xiaoyan Baobao smiled absolutely gloatingly, and he said comfortingly: "You should be sad and obedient, in fact, there are many beauties in the world of beasts."

"Is that so?" Little Xu Baobao leaned in front of Xiaoyan Baby and asked, "Tell me about the situation in the world of beasts and beasts. I don't understand anything when I'm new here."

"The proportion of males and females in the world of beasts is out of balance, so the males bear the burden of breeding offspring with dignity. As a result, there are more and more males and fewer females in the world of animals and animals." Xiao Yanbao began to introduce like this, he will never forget to be himself Knowing that it was the shocking force that made me faint when the two dads in front of me were born. 【You were already dizzy】

"What nonsense, let's get to the point." Baby Xu asked, "I'm just wondering that I only have a father but no mother. Is it because my mother doesn't want my father, and my father can't think of marrying that Liu family's father?"

Baby Xiaoyan shook his head and said seriously: "Brother didn't lie to you, you were the egg laid by Uncle Xiu and hatched by Young Master Xiaoliu. That means you were born and hatched by Dad just like me."

"I was born by my father!" Little Xu Baobao didn't quite believe it, and he said with facial convulsions, "I said brother, don't play brother like this."

"Who is fooling you? You, like me, were born by my father. I was born by Yu's father. I was born by Haitang's father. You were born by Uncle Xiu and Mr. Xiaoliu. But your family situation is more complicated. I I have to talk to you carefully." Xiaoyan Baobao felt that he was quite a buddy, and when he thought about how he could only talk to himself and no one answered, he turned his face to see that Qilin Baby turned the mosquito coils and fainted aside, Xiaoyan Baobao He hugged the baby unicorn sympathetically and shouted: "I said brother, mosquito coils are worthless, don't get dizzy!"

The hard-hit Qilin baby is digesting the fact that he was born and raised by a man, and he is also accepting that his biological father is a dragon who once had a good relationship with a unicorn. As a result, Qilin flirtatiously abandoned his wife and son. The fact that the family is rich and the house is full of old and young is all male.

"Same-sex repels and opposite-sex attracts. How did it become like-sex attracts and opposite-sex attracts here? What kind of world is this?" Baby Xu sighed while hugging the bottle.

"You are content, your fathers and grandpas love you to death, you are lucky enough." Xiaoyan Baby comforted Xiao Xu, and said Xiaoyan Baby sighed infinitely desolately, "It's not like mine. Two fathers, one is a shopaholic gardener, and the other is a doctor who often takes the wrong medicine, I am lucky to be able to survive in their hands."

Baby Xu slowly began to accept the facts, and said gratefully: "Yes, when I was inside the eggshell, I often heard my fathers and grandpas talking to me and giving me delicious magic water. They really hurt me."

"Then what are you dissatisfied with? If you come, you can settle down, but you have to be careful of that scum called Leng Yanbing, he is not a good bird." Chi Chenyan thought for a while, and he made a list, and put him People who think good and bad are all written on it, "The World of Gods and Beasts