The history of the cute baby's struggle

A spirit of trees and flowers. "The little elf played with the baby's hair on the baby's head. The little baby was busy filling his stomach, so he didn't pay attention to Xiao Yueyue at all." Your hair is very beautiful in color, what kind of hair dye did you use to dye it, tell me Let me share your beauty experience~~~~"

"Dyeing grass, what is dyeing grass?" Little Smokey Baby asked in a hurry.

Little Moon Moon Elf looked at Xiaoyan Baby with the eyes that you are an idiot, and shook her head in disappointment, "Tsk tsk tsk tsk, I don't even know about dyeing fur. You are from the countryside. I tell you to learn, Hair-dyed grass is grass that can change the color of hair. Your father Haitang's gray hair is dyed with hair-dyed grass."

"Really!" Little Smokey Baby found out about Haitang's father's secret, and he asked gossip, "Then what's going on with Haitang's hair?"

"Your father Haitang said that black and white match, because your father Yu is a black dragon. In order to match your father Yu, Haitang dyed all the scales and golden hair of his golden dragon into silver white. In this way, Xiao Yueyue exposed Haitang's true face, Xiaoyan began to fantasize that Haitang was a golden dragon wading in black water, and he bleached it for love!

The author has something to say: I will update it the day after tomorrow, I want to complete an old pit.

5. [4] The baby decides to rise...

When Haitang's stomach was growling with hunger, he finally remembered that he hadn't prepared delicious fruit rice cereal for the big and small at home.He turned around and saw that Yu and Baby Xiaoyan were eating the fruits of his rare and precious sacred trees, especially Baby Xiaoyan was working very hard to eat the Draco fruit. In front of Baby Yan, he stretched out his hand and snatched the fruit from the baby's hand, and yelled at the baby angrily: "Duoluo fruit was pre-ordered with me a long time ago, who let you eat it! There is no fruit at home!" Qian, you are really a prodigal son, you have cut off my fortune!"

Baby Xiaoyan was eating vigorously, and the food in his hand was suddenly snatched away by his family's dishonest father, Haitang. Baby Xiaoyan looked at the empty little fat hand, and looked up at Haitang who was yelling at him Dad, Baby Xiaoyan feels that he has the right, the obligation, and the ability to cry a lot!

So Baby Smoke gathered enough energy, held back tears, and grinned, "Wow—ah——" It can be said that the first cry changes color, the second cry is full of sorrow, the third cry flies sand and rocks, and the fourth cry shakes the mountains shake.

The elves covered their ears and hid in the big tree. Yu immediately coaxed the baby who was made to cry by Haitang, stuffed fresh fruit into the baby's hand, and promised to give the baby the best food.

Haitang had no time to coax the baby at all, so he took out a small basin from somewhere and put it in front of Xiaoyan baby, his eyes lit up excitedly: "Son, shed more tears, the energy contained in the tears of Xiaolong baby is mostly good fat water, Daddy I'm going to water the flowers."

Baby Xiaoyan was really angry, he dropped the fruit and covered his eyes, he wanted baby Xiaolong's tears, but he won't give them to you!If the young master doesn't cry, the young master will roar like a starving baby.

Baby Xiaoyan put all his energy into it, shouting with his tender voice, Yu and Haitang watched helplessly that their magic space was about to be shattered by the baby's sound waves, and the two hurriedly coaxed the baby, no matter what they did. No matter how much he promised, the baby was still unmoved and cried loudly.

Then Haitang's father scolded Yu's father, "It's okay for you to give the baby a thousand-year-old Hercules water, but now it's good, the baby's crying is enough to shatter the entire super magic space."

Yu's father was not to be outdone, "Can you blame me? You don't give the baby food, and you take away his fruit, and you still yell at the baby, will you be a father?"

Xiaoyan's anger was hard to dissipate, and he still vented his dissatisfaction in a small voice like an avalanche.

The scene was much more chaotic and chaotic. When the family of three was about to play mixed doubles, a baby bottle was plugged in the small mouth of Xiaoyan baby who was screaming angrily, and then Xiaoyan baby was hugged into a warm and comfortable embrace.

Baby Xiaoyan holds the bottle and looks up to see who is so kind to hold him and give him food. It doesn't matter when Baby Xiaoyan looks up, wow, what a beauty!Baby Xiaoyan exclaimed, and almost choked on the unknown drink in the bottle.

The beauty holding Xiaoyan baby has purple eyes and black hair, delicate and delicate facial features, smiling and amiable.The baby touched the material of the beauty's body. There were all kinds of mistakes. If the material was good, he must be a rich man. The baby immediately pleased the beauty and gave the beauty a big smile. That means I love the rich beauty the most. .

The beauty complained that after glancing at the two couples, he patted Xiaoyan baby skillfully and complained: "I said, Uncle Haitang, how do you take care of your children? Loss, I am unlucky to be your neighbor."

Haitang and Yu smiled in embarrassment, Haitang touched his head and said: "What, my family is poor, I don't have money to buy baby gold water for the baby, the baby is crying because of hunger."

Yu muttered softly: "Didn't the baby cry because you snatched the baby's fruit?"

Haitang gave Yu a hard look, and Yu looked up at the sky, "I didn't say anything, I don't know anything."

Haitang smiled like a loving father and stretched out his hand, "Baby, come to Daddy to hug you, and Daddy will cook something delicious for you."

Xiao Yanbaby didn't believe his two dishonest fathers, he immediately shook his head and held the bottle to express his position: "I want to eat delicious food and drink spicy food with my beautiful brother."

"Why?" Haitang's father was angry, "You are the baby I hatched for hundreds of years, you little heartless!"

Baby Xiaoyan immediately complained: "You said you would give me delicious food, and now I've only eaten a bottle of Baobao's golden water and some tuola fruits. Am I your own? You don't even give me food!"

"Well, isn't daddy poor?" Haitang's father felt very guilty for the child, and said dejectedly, "But you are still our baby."

"But the baby is very hungry!" Baby Xiaoyan held the bottle without letting go, and threw herself into the arms of her parents without saying anything.

The beauty sighed and said: "How about this, the baby will come to my house every day when I eat, and eat with my brother."

"Really!" Begonia's father and Yu's father's eyes twinkled with little stars, looking at the beautiful neighbor as if they were looking at a good person, "Thank you, Minggui, I'm counting on you for the darlings of Uncle Haitang and Uncle Yu."

Ming Gui felt that he was really unlucky to have such a neighbor. Who would let his parents be friends with the two guys, but their baby is so cute, take them home to play.

"By the way, Uncle Haitang, the best baby food right now is not Baby Gold Water. I put Pampers cream in my baby's bottle." Ming Gui said.

The happy Xiaoyan baby who was eating with a bottle in his arms suddenly lost his appetite, and Pampers Cream...

Xiao Yanbao's day of flying around like dogs and dogs ended in this way when a big beauty arrived.

At night, there are several large feeding bottles beside Xiaoyan's crib, which are gifts from Ming Guimei.Baby Xiaoyan was sleeping on a crib that was given to him, and he turned his head to see that he was laying a bed on the floor.

My fathers spread mattresses on the floor and put pillows on the floor just like the Japanese, and then the two couples made out with each other. They thought it was better to be careful in front of the baby. , sleep soundly.

The Japanese sleep on tatami mats, while Haitang's father and Yu's father sleep on the floor, Xiao Yanbaby thinks that these two are two unlucky people.The future of being their child is worrisome. It’s not that the woes of the future make it a problem whether he can grow up. If there is a meal like this, will he starve to death?

No, the baby has to grow up, he can't rely on two unscrupulous and useless fathers, he has to rely on himself.After Xiaoyan’s baby couldn’t sleep, he made a series of baby struggle plans for himself.

One of the plans is to get close to Mingguimeiren's elder brother for a meal. His family seems to have money and tickets, and it is okay to sell lust when necessary.

The second plan is to study and learn. Don’t be a doctor like Yu’s father, who will give your children the wrong medicine for nothing, and don’t be a gardener like Haitang’s father who only sells things once every 100 years.

The third plan is to collect jokes about time-traveling and rebirth, to see how the predecessors messed up, and at worst, I can imitate it or do better.

The fourth plan is to save money, save money and save money again. After a while, see if there are any banks in this world. There are banks in Harry Potter.Anyway, he wants to save money. Seeing these two fathers seems to be possessed by the god of poverty, he wants to get rid of poverty and become rich and prosperous.

The author has something to say: I think I am still full of hard work, and I want to be a hard-working baby, come on!I will make Korean cabbage tomorrow, please take a day off, thank you.

6. [5] Fresh day...

The early bird gets the worm, and the early baby Xiaoyan is hungry. The little baby sits up and turns his face to see that his fathers are still sleeping. Thinking about it, they really can sleep. If you wake them up How can there be a father who makes his baby drink cold milk when he heats the milk himself?

Baby Xiaoyan can't speak yet, but Baby Xiaoyan can bark.So the baby let out a growl in his tender voice, and the floor of the house trembled in an instant.The two couples were sleeping soundly, when they suddenly felt the floor moving, Dad Yu got up and ran outside with the child in his arms under the quilt: "Run, dear, there's an earthquake—"

Haitang's father followed behind Yu's father with a pillow, still worried: "I'm going to open the chicken coop