The history of the cute baby's struggle

, he walked over to Haitang and questioned: "I didn't see you swimming, how did you get to the shore, you cheated!"

Haitang smiled and said infuriated, "I'm from the Dragon Clan, and swimming is my strong point. Do I still cheat?"

Melaleuca Di'er was choked by Haitang's words, he had nothing to say.But Qian Layer Di Er remembered that he had been spanked by others, it must be Haitang.

"You cheated, you spanked my ass while I was swimming." Melaleuca then complained.

Haitang smirked when she heard that, "My son is still in Yu's stomach, why are you rushing to recognize his father? Let me tell you that I don't have any red envelopes for you."

"What did you say?" Thousand Layer Dier didn't understand.

"Aren't the fathers spanking their sons?" Haitang blinked, with a bad expression that could squeeze out pus.

Thousand Layer Dier was completely enraged, he ran forward and grabbed Haitang to fight, and Haitang also put on airs and prepared to fight.The magician stepped forward to stop the two people who were going to do it and said, "Go to the next level quickly, my magic space is about to be closed."

The commentator outside the court also brushed it off. He didn't want to comment on the player Haitang right now.He said to the trumpet flower: "Everyone, our contestants are about to enter the final challenge. They have come to the edge of the eroded bone pool that exceeds the Yin and Yang of the five elements. Don't underestimate this bone pool. The pool water is very scary and scary. The pool water comes from a different world called a rotten woman. Generally, there is only a wisp of smoke when the male enters it, and the female immediately becomes cannon fodder. What happens in the pool. You see they jump, they jump!"

On the crystal screen, a magician threw a duck into the pool, and the duck disappeared into green smoke in an instant.The magician said with a low voice and a smile, "This duck is male."

Haitang and Melaleuca jumped into the pool, and there was an hourglass on the edge of the pool, and they could only come out of the pool when all the sand in the hourglass had run out.The soft armor on Qian Layer Di'er's body instantly melted. It is estimated that if he jumped out of the pool now, he would be naked and male. Of course, Qian Layer Di'er would not jump out of the pool, because it is not the time yet.

It doesn't matter to the crabapple, soaking in the water is like taking a bath.Not long after, he found that the armor on his body had also disappeared, what a pool of water.Not only did the armor disappear, but his clothes also melted, Haitang didn't care, he remembered that someone told him to give him new clothes, if the old ones don't go away, the new ones will come.

Melaleuca felt that her skin was melting, it didn't matter, I saw a blue light, and a new layer of skin appeared under Melaleuca's melted skin, and after a while the new skin was melted again, and Melaleuca's body was covered again. A new layer of skin appeared... Such a cycle, it is estimated that it will not be able to survive when it melts to a thousand layers.

Begonia didn't care and looked quite carefree, swimming around opposite the bottom of the thousand layers.Suddenly, the crabapple appeared as a dragon in the pool, its thick golden scales shone brightly in the sunlight, and its powerful claws waved the water.The water in the pool was turbulent under the churning of the dragon.Each of the waves uttered a strange cry and slapped Melaleuca, as if they wanted to slap Melaleuca to death.

Melaleuca was busy changing the skin, but at the same time scolding Haitang: "You are cheating, you want to drown me!"

Haitang innocently shook the huge faucet and said innocently: "Just now a creature who claimed to be a rotten girl asked me if you were a virgin, and I said I have a lover, and we are preparing to welcome our baby, and my The lover is a beautiful man. The rotten girl screamed, "Boys, you have to live well and raise your baby! Then the rotten girls said that they want the virgin boy opposite me and want me to help them."

On the opposite side | Man, opposite to Haitang, there is only Melaleuca Dier taking a bath by himself.

Melaleuca Dier felt ashamed of being exposed, and he blushed and shouted: "Who do you call a virgin, you are the virgin, and your whole family is a virgin!"

"Dear Melaleuca, what are you excited about?" Haitang smiled and shook the dragon's tail, the corrosive toxicity of the water in the rotting pool had no effect on him at all.

Embarrassed by embarrassment, the audience outside the arena was in an uproar, and after a while they laughed in unison: "It turns out that General Melaleuca is a baby, hahahaha..."

"Want to eat meat? Hahaha..."

The narrator wiped his sweat again and said: "Contestant Haitang is very good. The poisonous pool water has no effect on him at all, and his scales are not damaged at all. General Melaleuca has changed his skin nine hundred times. I don't know how long he can last."

Melaleuca is about to reach the limit, it should not be said that he has not reached the limit, suddenly he screamed: "Help me, help me..." Before he could say a word, he was swallowed by the ferocious waves without a trace.

At the moment when all the audience and the commentator were stunned, the pool water was surging, and five eddies suddenly appeared, and five beautiful women gradually emerged from the rapid rotation of the vortex, standing on the water in strange clothes.Just when the audience was in a daze, the five women smiled ghostly, opened their bright red lips and sang, "Let me explode you and explode your ass~ papa

Let me blow you and blow your ass~ slap

your trembling body

with intense melody

I'm going to blow you up, I'm going to blow you up, I'm gonna blow you up

Meet at Zhongshan Park at two o'clock in the middle of the night

Avoid the sight of urban management in front of the public toilet gate

The next time enjoy the world of two

Take a photo to keep as a souvenir

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My father, what kind of monster is this!All the audience held their chins, Haitang listened to the five women singing with great interest, and the five women seduced Haitang while singing.

Haitang bared her dragon teeth and smiled, and waved her dragon claws, "I don't like mothers, I have a lover, I'm a pure man!"

The audience outside the arena burst into cheers. Yu was excited and moved. He wiped his tears and blew several kisses to Haitang.

The prince at the VIP table was very excited and praised loudly: "Good!" Then the prince wrote a plaque with a big stroke of his pen, and wrote: the best skin in the world.

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"That's it, your Father Haitang and Father Yu won a big victory and got the bonus." The big-tongued guest and Sansan told the origin of the plaque about Haitang's house.

Baby Xiaoyan doesn't know whether to praise his father, they are really tough...

Sansan patted Xiaoyan's head and said solemnly: "Respect your father, they are very powerful and not easy."

Xiao Yanbaby nodded, his fathers really had two brushes.

Just when the baby was admiring his father, Haitang and Yu walked over with a basket, and they picked up Xiaoyan baby smelling of alcohol, "Leave son, Daddy packed a lot of delicious food that the guests haven't touched today, Our family can save food in the past two days."

... The sun is still the same sun, and the father is still the same father. Baby Xiaoyan withdraws the reverence he had just raised.

Following the afterglow of the setting sun, the family of three leisurely walked towards home, meeting acquaintances on the way to say hello.Baby Xiaoyan still couldn't help but asked: "Daddy, our family has a plaque with the highest skin in the world, why don't you hang this plaque up to show off?"

"That's the best skin in the world!" Haitang picked her teeth with a toothpick, thought for a while and said, "At first I hung it up, and I hung it in the living room. As a result, the plaque that caused trouble caused every customer who came in to buy something to look at it." Thinking that I am not a gardener but a cobbler, isn't that forcing me to change my career!"

"Actually, it's very reliable for you to change your career to be a cobbler." Little Smoker said.

"Why?" Haitang asked.

Baby Xiaoyan held up a sign: Dad doesn't need to spend money to buy leather, you can definitely be self-sufficient.

[34] Derailed

Fengzhi Lve Ying called Haitang to stop, and on the street in the early morning, he met the person he had been thinking about day and night.When he didn't see Haitang, Feng Zhilie used to fantasize about how he would talk and express his longing after seeing Haitang.When he really met his sweetheart, he didn't know what to say, and the person in front of him even made him feel a little strange.

"It's been a long time, old friend. You're doing well!" Haitang graciously walked up to Feng Zhiying and hugged his childhood sweetheart warmly. Are you an official? Why did you think of coming here, okay, you are much more promising than me."

Feng Zhiling also smiled and patted Haitang hard, "You bastard, you have been away for hundreds of years, and you don't go home to have a look."

"What are you going to see when you go home? It's boring to see the stubborn face of the old man at home." Haitang didn't mind holding Baby Smoke, and went shopping with a basket.

Lve Ying Feng followed beside Haitang, Baby Yan stared at him warily, this time Lve Ying's eyes were definitely guarding against Xiaosan.This stare at Feng Zhiying was very uncomfortable, this baby took advantage of him in the first few days, but speaking of it, this child is also very cute.Feng Zhilingying didn't regard this child as his enemy in his heart, and he still felt a little close to Xiaoyan baby.

Sansan just went out, yay, Lve the Wind and Haitang are together!It's good to live next to Haitang as a neighbor, and you can get first-hand good news from gossip.Sansan is a person who likes to inquire about things, a person who likes to watch the excitement, and a person who can create excitement without it.

So Sansan rolled her eyes, grinned her mouth, and it was a bad smile.He thought about it since he knew Haitang and Yu, these two people basically didn't quarrel much, small fights were not counted, and there were no big fights.So Sansan is very eager to see Yu get angry and fight with Haitang, it is better to argue