The history of the cute baby's struggle

Do you? "Every time I think of this baby, I feel very wronged, and the circles under my eyes are really red this time. He expresses it because of his feelings. With such fathers, he must have burned cigarettes in the incense burner in front of the Buddha in his previous life!

Hearing what Bao Bao said, Ming Gui also knew what Hai Tang was like, and he expressed deep sympathy.So Ming Gui patiently told stories to the baby with the idea of ​​comforting the baby's wounded heart.

In fact, Ming Gui also has his own purpose. He can't sleep at all. If there are no mistakes today, the chicken coop anti-theft system he invented will definitely catch the chicken thief.Then he can show his skills.While coaxing the baby, Ming Gui is also quietly looking forward to it, chicken thief, why don't you come, people miss you.

The second cat is really a thief with a very professional ethics. He came early, stayed on the roof of Chi's house, gnawed on steamed buns, and waited for the opportunity to strike.

It is said that being a thief is also a hard job. Let alone stepping on the spot, you have to squat and wait for the opportunity to strike. It will be quite tiring for most of the day.The second cat waited until late at night, and there was no movement in Chi's house, and the best time to make a move came.The two-year-old cat wiped his mouth and was ready to start work.

In the black courtyard, a black-clothed thief jumped off the roof nimbly. He looked around and saw nothing.He tiptoed to the chicken coop, ready to catch the chicken with a smile.

The chickens watching the night had already discovered that the dead cat had jumped into the yard from the roof. It sent a signal, and all the sleeping chickens in the coop were woken up. They gathered together and looked at the dead cat together, cooing. Guda Guda called a few times.It means: are you a thief, are you a thief?

"What a fat chicken." In the eyes of the old cat, these chickens have become a delicious meal on his family's dining table, and then Jiuwei gnawed on the chicken leg in satisfaction, and kissed himself with his oily mouth.The old cat squatted in front of the chicken coop with crooked eyes. He took out a bag, and the smell of temptation wafted out of the bag. All the chickens stretched their necks and smelled the smell of the crime of luring chickens.

"This is Meow's special chicken feed. It's delicious, delicious, come here, eat it quickly."

The old cat put the special chicken feed in his pocket into the basin outside the chicken coop, with a smirk on his face, and said in a coaxing tone: "Eat it, eat it quickly, and come to my house after you eat it." It's time for the dinner table."

The chickens became sober after being told by the dead cat, and the owner repeatedly asked them not to eat what the stranger gave them.As a subordinate, you must listen to your master, they are very loyal.

The chickens gathered together to discuss.To eat or not to eat.This is a question worth thinking about.To endure the temptation of the smell of chicken feed silently and not eat it, or to eat the chicken feed given by a stranger on the spur of the moment, it is difficult to choose after a fierce ideological struggle. Which of these two behaviors is safer?The idea of ​​the above chicken is taken from the animal version of one of Shakespeare's four tragedies "Chimlet".

The chickens don't want to be one of the four tragedies, they stand in formation vigilantly, raise their wings and cover their noses, if they can't smell it, they won't want to eat it.

The old cat thought to himself, are these chickens really smart? If you don't eat my "special" chicken feed, you really don't want to lose face.If the text is not good, I will come to the martial arts, and grab it hard.

The two-year-old cat grinned grimly and took out something similar to a key, and began to pry the lock on the chicken coop. The chickens were so frightened that they hugged each other tremblingly, thinking that this girl is going to be real!

The chickens opened their throats and started calling for help.The lock of the chicken coop was unlocked, and the old cat opened the chicken coop with his left hand, and stretched out his right hand to grab the chicken.

Before his hand touched the chicken, he suddenly hit a big fist. The cat was caught off guard and was hit on the head by the fist. The cat flew out like a parabola and landed on the opposite side. On a broken washbasin, the washbasin was smashed and made a loud bang.The dead cat was completely dizzy, as if it had slipped off the washbasin with noodles and fell on the grass nest on the ground.When the old cat had just landed in the grass nest, he suddenly let out a scream of "meow--", he stood up clutching his bloody buttocks, "meow, who put long nails in the grass nest, it hurts to death Meow!"

The chickens held their chins with their wings in surprise, what a powerful mechanism!

There was so much movement in the yard, Ming Gui was standing at the door holding Xiaoyan Baby, Liu Meng Wuhen picked up a big broom and ran out in a daze, looking around: "Where is the thief, where is the thief?"

Xiao Yanbaby rubbed his eyes, and saw the super spring fist protruding from the chicken coop at a glance, his mouth became O-shaped, what a big fist.He turned his face and saw the chicken thief covering his ass and screaming, and suddenly realized that it was like this.

Ming Gui said proudly, "I knew my anti-stealing system would be successful!"

Liu Mengwuhen saw a dick cat bleeding from its butt, so it must be a chicken thief.Why does this person look so familiar? By the way, this person touched him and stole his wallet. He raised his broom and beat him without saying a word. "Just stole my wallet, I'll beat you to death!"

The two-year-old cat covered its buttocks and hid to the side, yelling: "It is uncivilized for a gentleman to use his mouth but not his hands. We chicken thieves also have human rights. We can't just beat you casually. Your behavior is very detrimental to the world of beasts and beasts." Create a harmonious society."

Liu Mengwuhen didn't listen to the second Mao's excuse, he chased and beat him with all his strength: "Nonsense, you stole my wallet this afternoon, you are not a chicken thief at all, you are a pickpocket!"

"Kouhu, my profession is to steal chickens. How could I cross-professional to grab the job of a pickpocket? You have misunderstood the person." The second-year-old cat was chased all over the yard, lamenting in his heart, why is this green-haired guy like this? Great, still chasing myself.

Baby Xiaoyan came down from Ming Gui's arms, walked into the middle of the courtyard in baby pajamas, and greeted the old cat with a smile: "Hello, Uncle Cat, did Uncle Nine Tails lay eggs?"

The cat who mentioned Jiuwei's belly became angry, and he ran and scolded: "Meow, those quack doctors keep saying that the due date is just a few days away, meow, I have been nervous for a few months and still don't care movement."

No, the little doll in the yard knows me, and also knows about my Nine Tails, what's going on?The two-year-old cat turned its face to look carefully, Dad, isn't this the baby dragon!

The second-year-old Mao was so scared that he regretted it. It was not good for him to steal someone's house, but he wanted to steal this baby dragon's house. No wonder he was so unlucky.

Baby Xiaoyan hugged his arms, his expression was so arrogant that he was pulled to death, which made Ming Gui really want to pinch him. "You came to my house to steal chickens?"

"No, I'm a flower picker. We only steal people, not chickens." The old cat defended himself again.

After a while, the old cat changed his profession again, and the three people in the yard were a little confused by him.

Ming Gui holds Xiaoyan Baby in his arms, in case the second cat is not good for Xiaoyan Baby.Liu Meng Wuhen asked with her hips on her hips, "You changed several jobs in a short while, what on earth are you doing!"

The two-year-old cat took out a dozen of professional qualification certificates from his arms, and Niu coaxed and said: "Look for yourself, these are my professional qualification certificates, what do you think I do!"

Xiaoyan took a look at the certificates, nodded clearly, and held up a small sign saying: I see, you are selling fake certificates.

The author has something to say: Gong Xi Fa Cai brought the red envelope.Hehehe...

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27. [26] The baby is in the pharmacy...

Father-in-law Sun hangs high in the sky. He eats breakfast with soybean milk in his left hand and deep-fried dough sticks in his right. The day’s plan lies in the morning, and breakfast is very important.

Haitang and Yu walked for a day, Xiaoyan was living a good life in the absence of adults at home, so this guy heartlessly threw his father aside, he didn't even think about his father, his face was full of happiness Started to enjoy the breakfast made by Ming Gui.

Liu Mengwuhen bit the steamed bun fiercely, he wanted to eat as much as he could.Liu Meng Wuhen regretted that he went to Xiaoyan Baobao's house to join in the fun. This is good, he buys the firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea from the Chi family. Brother Xiaoliu has an illusion that he seems to be raising someone else's baby in disguise , How can I be so wronged.

While eating, Minggui was thinking about what to do with his next invention. The success of the chicken coop anti-theft system doubled his confidence, and he was ready to show his skills again.As a result, Hu Minggui was in a good mood and his appetite increased greatly. He killed a pot of Hanamaki by himself.

After eating, Xiaoyan stood up and summoned the elves Little G and Xiao Yueyue, "Xiao Yueyue went to guard the magic plantation, and Xiao G and I went to the pharmacy."

Liu Mengwuhen and Ming Gui were going to the Magic Academy, and they told Xiaoyan Baby a few words, "Close the door, don't just run around with people you don't know, and call outside for lunch."

Baby Xiaoyan nodded and assured: "Don't worry, nothing will happen."

The students went to school happily, Baby Xiaoyan watched Ming Gui and Liu Mengwuhen leave, and he sighed that he could go to school anytime.Bao Bao secretly made up his mind to save more tuition fees for himself to go to school in the future.The five gold coins he stored in the chicken coop last time have not been found by Haitang's father. It seems that the chicken coop is a good place to hide money.

Baby Xiaoyan twisted and walked to the front of the pharmacy. He was limited in height, so Xiao G took the key to help Baby Xiaoyan open the door.This is the first time Xiaoyanbaby sells medicine by himself, and the first thing he does when opening a shop is cleaning.The baby stands in front of the broom and blinks his eyes. He is not as tall as the broom. How can he clean up?

Of course, the baby is smart and powerful. The rare and rare fruits in the magic plantation are not free to eat, and Yuba’s perverted medicine is not free to drink.So the baby squatted on a horse, took enough air, and blew it out in one breath.