The history of the cute baby's struggle

Looking for something in a bag: "I said I'm a treat. Don't worry, I have a lot of delicious food in my pocket. They were all given to me by my neighbors. I hid them and didn't tell my parents."

The baby took out a beautifully packaged thing that resembled a roast chicken from his pocket, carefully read the instructions on the package, and handed the thing to Liu Meng Wuhen: "This is the roast duck that Uncle Bear Catcher gave me, hurry up!" Eat it, and the shelf life will expire tomorrow."

The baby took out another box and handed it to Ming Gui: "Brother Ming Gui, heat this up. This thing has just passed the expiration date, but it's still edible when it's hot."

Then the baby continued to rummage through the food reserves he carefully hid, "This has passed the expiration date, and this is too long-haired to eat..."

"..." Liu Meng Wuhen and Ming Gui really didn't want to spoil their stomachs, and they were too embarrassed to tell Xiaoyan that they didn't want to eat.The little baby is so enthusiastic, and he entertains them with all his wealth, what a good baby, how could they have the heart to hurt him.But I couldn't bear to hurt my stomach, so there were two big conflicts.

Liu Mengwuhen deliberately changed the topic, and asked curiously: "Baby, remember that I bought a lot of food for your family last time, and it took me a while to finish all of it."

He became even more sad when he mentioned this little smoker. With tears in his eyes, he held up a sign: The food you bought was taken by my father to pay back the bill. My family is still self-sufficient.

I pour!Liu Mengwuhen fell to the ground with his waist supported by Ming Gui. Liu Mengwuhen has lived for so many years, which can be regarded as an eye-opener, and he has seen a pair of top-quality fathers.

Ming Gui sighed, picked up the baby and asked, "Aren't you self-sufficient? Show me your vegetable and crop fields."

Baby Xiaoyan nodded, and then he took out two sickles from the watermelon bag on his body and handed them to Minggui and Liu Mengwuhen, and said with a smile, "Let's go to harvest."

"What, the crops need to be harvested immediately?" Liu Mengwuhen gestured with the sickle several times, and reached out to touch the blade of the sickle, which was sharpened extremely sharp.

Xiaoyanbaby nodded, and then held up a sign: Guaranteed to be pure and nutritious, never worry about the shelf life.

There is a fresh atmosphere in the magic plantation, the rainbow is still hanging in the sky, the golden rice in the colorful crop fields fluctuates with the wind, the air is full of the aroma of rice, and the elves are flying around in the sky, watering the plants in the magic plantation. crops.

Liu Meng Wuhen and Ming Gui harvested some mature rice with a sickle, and then they followed Xiaoyan Baby to the vegetable garden to pick vegetables. Xiaoyan Baby directed them to work like a supervisor, and imitated Haitang's Putting his hands on his hips, he said, "Pick as much as you eat, don't waste it, you know?"

"..." Liu Mengwuhen, who was harvesting, suddenly wanted to strangle this little kid to death.

Hungry and tired, Liu Meng Wuhen sat on the floor of the dining room, lying on the dining table, waiting for Ming Gui to prepare the meal and bring it to him.The four legs of the dining table are not the same length, and they are dangling. Xiaoyan took a small wooden block from the corner and put it under the table legs, and the table stopped shaking.

Drowsy from hunger, Liu Meng Wuhen saw the clean and gorgeous kitchen in his home in a haze. He was sitting in front of the huge dining table, and Ming Gui was cooking with an apron, and then asked himself softly: "Do you like strong taste or taste? Light?"

Then the golden dragon baby in his arms turned into Chi Chenyan's appearance with a bang, and with fat hands on his chubby waist, he said, "Put more salt in the food and it will last longer. I want something with a strong taste."

Liu Meng Wuhen felt a chill. He straightened up and sat down. He looked coldly at the happy Xiaoyan baby who was drinking from a bottle, and thought about the dream that his fathers let him realize to change his family lineage. Liu Meng No trace is very headache.

The sky had already darkened, and Ming Gui brought the food to the table. To be honest, the expensive cooking skills were barely edible, and it was not delicious.But in order to please Ming Gui, Baby Xiaoyan forced himself to put on an expression of how delicious the food is, alas, it's hard work to be a man who pleases beauties.

During the meal, Ming Gui said excitedly: "I have installed my newly invented anti-theft system in the chicken coop. If a chicken thief comes, see how my anti-theft system will deal with him."

Liu Meng Wuhen took a bite of food. He really didn't want to hit Ming Gui, but he really wanted to tell the truth: "Your inventions in the Academy of Magic have more failures than successes. How good your system is remains to be verified."

"Hmph, I will definitely succeed." Ming Gui curled his lips, and gulped down a big bowl of porridge with confidence.

At this time, there was a slight fire in a certain cave on a certain mountain, and Haitang and Yu were eating pancakes and eating balls.

"Haitang, do you think the baby misses us?"

"That kid is eating hot and drinking spicy food now, how can he think of us."

"I miss baby."

"Then let's try to regenerate it."

"Oh, forget it, it takes a lot of effort to feed one, so what can I do to feed another one?"

At this time, in front of a certain alley on a certain street in Rucheng, Jiuwei sent the second-born cat out with a big belly: "I want to eat chicken, you can steal a few more chickens back."

"Understood, my love, take a good look at our baby, if you feel uncomfortable, tell my dad or your dad right away, do you know?" the two-year-old cat told Jiuwei, the cat whose due date is approaching two will inevitably worry about his lover .

"I know, don't worry."

At this time, meteors flew across the sky one after another. It turned out that it was a meteor shower across the sky.

"Watch the meteor shower, let's make a wish."

The dead cat made a wish: "I want to steal a lot of chickens."

Nine Tails made a wish: "I want to give birth to a baby fox."

Haitang and Yu, who stayed overnight in the cave, saw the meteor shower across the sky, and the two said excitedly: "Meteor shower, let's make a wish quickly."

Haitang made a wish: "I hope to find gold coins every day and buy things without credit."

Yu made a wish: "I hope I never take the wrong medicine again."

Bao Bao, Ming Gui and Liu Meng Wuhen, who were eating at home, saw the meteor shower and hurriedly made a wish without saying anything.

Baby Xiaoyan made a wish: "I hope to grow up soon and be with the one I like."

Ming Gui made a wish: "I hope my invention will be successful."

Liu Meng Wuhen made a wish: "I want to find a divine beast that I love to marry and have children. It is best that the divine beast is a pure-blooded dragon."

When everyone finished making a wish and opened their eyes, they saw the meteors flying across the sky come back again, and exploded into streaks of light in the sky, forming several large characters:

We are soy sauce!

The author has something to say: It's Chinese New Year, let's all have fun, and I have a question, have you been soy sauced?

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24, [23] Lively night - on...

The author has something to say: Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, I wish you all a happy new year, wealth and wealth, and good luck in everything.

Some people like to listen to the rooster crowing in the middle of the night, while others are too excited to fall asleep.

Sleeping is a very comfortable thing. As the saying goes, delicious dumplings means lying down.Of course Baby Xiaoyan likes to sleep, especially sleeping with Ming Gui.Baby Xiaoyan really wants to know what Minggui looks like when he sleeps, whether he can snore, kick the quilt, talk in his sleep like Dad Haitang, or like to pee at night like Dad Yu.Anyway, I'm curious, hehehe...

After eating, Liu Meng Wuhen didn't intend to go home yet.What a ignorant person, the baby twitched his lips and puffed his cheeks in dissatisfaction, and complained in his heart, finally had time to be alone with the ghost, but someone was a light bulb for people to talk and kiss, and the light bulb had a lot of wattage.

Baby Xiaoyan started to chase people away, "Brother Xiaoliu, isn't he going home?"

"Well, I told my father that the baby's father is away, and my father said he wants me to take care of you, so I want to stay and take care of the baby." He was also very worried about being alone with Xiaoyan Baby.In Liu Mengwuhen's mind, he is the most reliable man, because he is many years older than these two. For details, please refer to the record list of repeated students in the Academy of Magic over the years.

Ming Gui also felt that it was inconvenient for Liu Mengwuhen to stay here, because he was going to use his own invention to catch the chicken thief tonight, and it would be really troublesome to have such an extra person when he was showing his skills.So Ming Gui said: "It's good to have me here, I really don't need your help."

Liu Mengwuhen put on an appearance of a senior, and he said in a tone of concern for the younger generation: "How can I say that I am older than you, I am here to ensure that you are all safe."

"I'm the student with the highest score in the Academy of Magic. I don't want to protect myself." Minggui conjured a pair of glasses out of nowhere, put them on the bridge of his nose in a pretentious manner, and then picked up a book to read seriously. stand up.

Liu Mengwuhen wanted to laugh when he saw that Minggui's pretentious actions were very interesting, Xiaoyan baby pulled Minggui's sleeves, and a smirk appeared on his fleshy little face: "Brother Minggui, the book you are holding is My "Herbal Recipe for Kids"."

A blue vein popped up on Ming Gui's head, thinking, why doesn't this kid cooperate with me.Then he smiled and held the baby over, pointed to the words on the book and said, "Come on, brother will teach you how to read."

Brother Shenma, Xiaoyan complained in his heart, if he hadn't been reborn on a milk baby, he would have been much taller and stronger than him in his previous life.Alas, the situation is stronger than people, who makes himself a milk baby, the words in this world are really like ghosts.Baby Xiaoyan complained again, picked up the pen and wrote seriously.After all, if you want to live in a strange world, you should learn some basic things.

When Liu Meng Wuhen saw that the ghost taught the baby to study, he regained his energy and thought about his poor grades in school.