The history of the cute baby's struggle

I want to see the treasure elf, but maybe I'm an idiot elf, can he do it? "Little Smokey Baby asked very puzzled.

The baby who just asked the question felt a wave of resentment behind him, and the resentment was cold and cold, and it was pressing towards him.The baby turned his head slowly, and Uncle Shadow had a dark face, and his whole body exuded a black aura, not an elf but a ghost.

Third Uncle Shadow approached the baby viciously and asked, "Who do you call an idiot!"

Baby Xiaoyan muttered inwardly, I seldom speak ill of others behind their backs, why did I get caught just saying one word, next time I speak ill of others, I should observe the enemy's situation first.

The baby smiled infinitely flatteringly, and covered his face with a sign, which read: Uncle Shadow Three V5.

Uncle Shadow put away his grievances, took out a small mirror to look at his face, "Forget it, don't get angry with you, lest I grow old quickly."

Xiaoyan Baby asked curiously: "Third Uncle Shadow, how young are you?"

When talking about age, Third Uncle Ying shyly covered his face with a mirror and smiled: "I'm still young, I'm 630 years old this year."

Oh, that's how it is.Baby Xiaoyan nodded, and he held up a sign that said: The thousand-year king and the 8-year turtle, you are stronger than them all.Immediately, Baby Smoke ran away.

Uncle Shadow was furious, "Stinky boy, you dare to scold me, you want to die!" Uncle Shadow raised his hand covered with rings, held a small mirror to chase after Xiaoyan, and a golden star burst into the plantation.

Haitang held the hoe and looked up at the sky, golden stars flying all over the sky, he sighed: "If the golden stars can be turned into gold coins all over the sky, how many things can be bought!"

Baby Xiaoyan picked up a small shovel and learned how to grow flowers in a decent way. He dug a small hole and buried the flower seeds given to him by Begonia in the soil. Then Uncle Shadow made a big water bubble and sprinkled the water on the small hole. on the mound.

Baby Xiaoyan peeked at Haitang while planting flowers. He found that Haitang was seriously pruning the flowers and trees with scissors. Great, now is the time!Little Smokey Baby twisted his buttocks to the back of the big tree. He carefully observed the big tree, remembered the appearance and name of the big tree, squatted down and dug a hole with a small shovel, and he took the remaining five The gold coin was buried under the big tree, and he told the tree, which was unknown how old, to say: "Bagua tree, look at my gold coin, don't tell my father."

The gossip tree is named because its leaves look like gossip. The gossip tree grows slowly, and it is said that it will not grow a few inches in 100 years.The gossip tree in front of Baby Xiaoyan is already a towering tree, which shows how old it is.As the tree grows older, it will naturally become fine. The gossip tree shook its leaves and said, "Don't worry, I will never tell the truth."

After burying the gold coins, Baby Xiaoyan twitched and went to sleep in the bamboo basket he used for rest.

Suddenly the gate of the magic plantation opens, and Yu and a stranger walk into the plantation.Yu drooped his shoulders in dejection, and the stranger behind him was also strange, with long green hair resting on the ground, and it grew longer and longer.

As soon as Yu saw that Haitang had just straightened up, he immediately flew into Haitang's arms and told the unlucky things he had encountered, "Honey, help me."

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Haitang caught Yu who was flying towards him, the expression on Yu's unparalleled handsome face was pitiful, tears rolled in his eyes, obviously he had suffered a great grievance, Haitang patted her heartbroken Pai Yu's back comforts him.

"Honey, I took the wrong medicine for someone else again..." Yu shrank his shoulders, not daring to look up at others.

"It's okay, is anyone dead this time?" Haitang asked calmly, wiping the tears from Yu's eyes.

Yu shook his head very obediently and said, "There is no dead person, but something went wrong."

Haitang felt relieved: "Let's run away if someone dies. If no one dies, it's just practice. Don't you just take the wrong medicine? It's not a big deal."

As soon as Haitang said this, the green-haired man turned his face immediately. He raised his hair and pointed at Haitang and Yu and scolded: "Are you such reckless people? It's not a big deal for a doctor to give someone the wrong medicine. Are you still there?" conscience!"

Yu hid behind Haitang, and Haitang was using a hoe as a crutch, and also yelled: "Look at how angry you are when you speak, what did my family Yu do to you!"

The adult's quarrel attracted Xiao Yanbao to watch. He stood beside Haitang and looked up at the green-haired stranger. His hair was very strange and kept growing.

The green-haired man said angrily: "People of our Turtle Clan are born with bald heads without hair. I have a rash on my head. The damn doctor gave me a bottle of hair tonic. It doesn't matter if you give me tonic. Why? You want to give me a potion to grow green hair, causing me to be ridiculed by people in the clan every day as a green turtle, but I am a purebred money turtle!"

Haitang simply played a rogue and continued: "You just change to the household registration of the green-haired turtle race. Our Jiayu is giving you a chance to reform and become a turtle again."

"You are still unreasonable!" The strange man blushed from Haitang's anger, and he took out a judgment from the yamen and said, "I have already reported this matter to the yamen, and the yamen ordered your family to pay me a gold coin." .”

"My family is very poor. I don't even have a single copper coin, not to mention gold coins. Even this year's rations were given to us by others. There is no money to compensate you." Haitang looked indifferent, since he had no money anyway.Baby Xiaoyan was very supportive of Haitang's words, and he held up a small sign: If you want money, you will not give it.

"I don't care if you have money or not. If you don't give me the money, I will apply to the yamen for enforcement. Let's wait and see!" The strange man threw the verdict from the yamen to Xiaoyan Baobao, because Haitang was so powerful that he didn't dare to provoke her, and the little one was easy to bully . "I won't tell you anymore. I won't be able to get any money tomorrow. I'll never end with you." The stranger turned around angrily and left.

Xiaoyan took a look at the verdict and handed it to Haitang, who sat on the ground with Yu and worried about what to do.

"Where can we get a gold coin?" Yu sat on the ground and sighed worriedly.

"Go and borrow money from Sansan and Fa Gao." Haitang didn't worry about it, the reason for guarding the rich neighbor was to borrow money.

"Last time I asked Sansan to borrow a gold coin and haven't paid it back yet, but this time I borrowed money again, alas!" Yu was completely discouraged.

Haitang leaned back, looked at the sky with a heartless smile and said: "At worst, let's pack up our bags and run away. This is not the first time we have used running to avoid debts. I have a super magic space that can accommodate us." Home, pharmacy and magic plantation, I specially prepared it for running away. Fortunately, you didn’t kill anyone this time, but it’s been a long time since you killed anyone, which shows that your medical skills are good.”

As soon as Yu heard Haitang praise him for his good medical skills, he happily lay down on Haitang's chest and asked with a smile on his face, "Is what you said true? My medical skills have improved?"

"Yeah." Haitang nodded solemnly, wrapped her arms around Yu's waist and said: "It seems that you haven't had any major medical accidents in more than 200 years."

"Thank you my dear, I knew that one day I would become a top doctor." Yuhu blinked his big eyes, lying on Haitang's arms with joy on his face, and making out with Haitang.

Xiao Yanbaby really wants to say that I have gold coins so I don't need to borrow money!Before he could say a word, he heard the conversation between these two super off-line daddies, Xiao Yanbaby almost passed out.No, if I pass out, Dad Yu might give me something strange to drink again, so I have to hold on...

At this very moment, Chi Chenyan regrets that he wanted to commit suicide in his previous life. If he committed suicide, he committed suicide. He insisted on jumping off a cliff in Huangshan, which is a shitty place. Death and rebirth here, I really want to cry but have no tears T0T.

Baby Xiaoyan swayed back into his bamboo basket and rested, Third Uncle Ying asked, "You don't want to use gold coins to help your fathers?"

"It's their own fault, how can I help them." Xiao Yanbaby is very determined not to help, so teach them a little lesson and they will remember it better next time.

Third Uncle Shadow shrugged, saying that he didn't care.

Baby Xiaoyan fell into a drowsy sleep. He felt that someone was shaking him. The baby opened his eyes and looked around sleepily, and Yuhe Haitang appeared in front of him with excited faces.The two of them held a gold coin in their hands and said to the baby with a smile: "Baby, take a quick look, we are rich."

Got rich?Baby Xiaoyan rubbed his eyes, his mind was muddled, what kind of fortune is he making, what a fuss is being made.

"Baby, Daddy went to fertilize the gossip tree just now, and when he dug the hole, he found five gold coins." Haitang and Yu knelt on the ground and thanked God very piously: "God must think that our family is too poor and owes money to others." , will give us so many gold coins."

What!Baby Xiaoyan woke up completely, and the gold coins he secretly hid were discovered again!Baby Xiaoyan wanted to faint but was afraid that Yu would give him medicine indiscriminately, so he decided to hold on.

The baby stood up ferociously, climbed out of the basket, ignored the happy father, rushed to the gossip tree and asked, "Did you tell me the secret?"

"No, I never tell the truth. It was Haitang who unintentionally dug up the gold coins. It has nothing to do with me." Baguashu expressed his innocence.

Baby Xiaoyan turned his face and stared ferociously at the treasure elf. He buried the gold coins in the soil after listening to Uncle Shadow’s words, and then Dad Haitang found out and took them away. The sneering Third Uncle Shadow scolded: "You're such an idiot, return my gold coins!"

The author has something to say: Well, I wrote part of it yesterday, but the number of words was too small to post, so I will fill it up today.

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21, [20] Ready to go out...

The baby sat at the dining table, holding a small spoon and poking the porridge cooked with golden rice grains as if venting his anger.Five gold coins flew, and I