The history of the cute baby's struggle

No occupational discrimination allowed!You stinky kid, you have nothing to do, I will help you now! "

The two-year-old cat immediately threw away the chicken feather and reached out to grab Jiuwei, persuading: "Forget it, you are such an old man, are you really tired to compete with a brat?"

Kyuubi was right when he thought about it. He calmed down for a while, then turned to the cat and asked, "What about the roast chicken I wanted? Why is it still ready? I'm starving to death. Do you want to starve the baby in my belly?"

The second Mao only wife is from, he immediately smiled and said: "I'm anxious, my love, it's not easy to be angry with the egg baby, I'll make roast chicken right away."

The two-year-old cat turned around and carried the chicken and ran into the kitchen to continue cooking. Nine tails took Xiao Yanbaby into the living room. He put the baby on the chair, moved the chair by himself and sat opposite the baby. A table was separated, and Kyuubi said to the baby very seriously: "From today on, you will be my daughter-in-law, you must be obedient and obedient to know."

Xiaoyan Baby raised his hand obediently and said, "Ask a question."

"Say, what's the problem?" Kyuubi thought why the child had so many problems, why didn't he discover it at the beginning.

Baby Xiaoyan opened his curious big eyes, and asked with a very trusting Jiuwei expression: "You belong to the fox clan, uncle cat must be from the cat clan, right? Is the baby hatched from the egg in your belly a fox or a cat?" ?”

This question stumped Kyuubi again, and he hadn't thought about this question.Kyuubi held back for a long time and said: "I think it should be the baby fox, after all, is it my egg?"

"I was born by Dad Yu, and Dad Haitang hatched. Dad Yu is a black dragon. According to your theory, I should be a black dragon, but I am a golden dragon just like Dad Haitang." Xiaoyan said with a smile, "I Look at the egg in your belly, it's probably a cat."

"It's definitely a fox, not a cat!" Nine Tails said with certainty.

Xiaoyan Baby sighed, and held up a sign: Maybe it's a civet cat.

Kyuubi stared at Baby Xiaoyan for a while, he wondered why the baby would speak to anger him, did he want to make himself hate him, and then send him home when he gets angry, that's a good idea!Kyuubi narrowed his fox eyes with a smile, pinched Xiaoyan Baby's round face and said, "You want to piss me off and make me hate you for sending you home. You're smart, but I tell you, there's no way."

Baby Xiaoyan smiled and spread his hands and said, "Why should I go home? Your family is so rich, much richer than mine. I won't go."

Kyuubi was happy when he heard that, he lay down on the table and asked: "What a smart baby, as long as you are obedient, Uncle Kyuubi will buy you whatever you want."

"I want to drink baby golden water and eat golden rice porridge every day. I want to wear the best baby clothes from Jinshan Garment Factory. I like small leather shoes the most, preferably made of monster leather. I also want toys, and I also want a small one." The elves take care of me."

Of course, Baby Xiaoyan put forward a bunch of requests very bluntly, and he frowned every time he said a Kyuubi, and finally Kyuubi's expression became very ugly, he really couldn't afford this baby.The baby’s golden water is worth a bucket of gold coins, and the golden rice is worth a pound of gold coins. It’s too extravagant!

At this time, the two-year-old cat came up with a roast chicken, and when he heard the baby's request, he became impatient, "Do you think you are the son of the prince's family, and you still eat golden rice and baby golden water, meow, we can't Raising him, raising such a money-consuming thing, will go bankrupt sooner or later."

The nine-tailed white cat glanced at it, picked up the roast chicken, tore off a thigh, and began to eat, "It's a big deal, you can steal a few more rich families tonight, I don't think it's very difficult to raise him."

"What you said is simple. Recently, the yamen arrests have been very strict. I think we should avoid the limelight first, go back to the Divine Beast and Thieves Federation for a while, and take a look at your parents." The second cat suggested.

"Well, the catchers in Rucheng, just the bear catcher uncle, has caught us for many years but has not caught us, I don't believe they can catch us." Nine tails struggled vigorously with the roast chicken indifferently. , "But it's hard for you to steal chickens every day these days, and cats are the best for me."

The two-year-old cat smiled tenderly, sat beside Jiuwei and hugged Jiuwei's chubby waist, "For you, don't talk about stealing chickens, even if I go up to the moon and go down to the sea to catch turtles, I am willing."

"Cat, thank you for giving me the chicken I stole. I will accompany you no matter how dangerous it is by your side." Kyuubi stared affectionately at his favorite cat.

"My dear, whoever made me fall in love with you, no matter how much wind and rain there will be in the future, I will fight for you."

The two-year-old cat gazed at the beautiful Nine-Tails full of love, and then the two of them got closer and closer with ecstasy. Xiaoyan felt that the love words of these two people were very familiar. Where had I heard it? It was that popular song!

Just when the lips of Nine-Tails and Er'er's cat were about to touch each other, a sign suddenly appeared between the two of them, with a snap, they all kissed on the sign, and one of their lips was still oily.

Kyuubi looked at the sign in front of him angrily, and saw Baby Smoke written on it: Do you like the song "Wolf Loves Sheep" very much?

Kyuubi gritted his teeth and approached Xiaoyan, "The song I like to listen to most now is your screams, I decided to beat you up!"

How could Baby Xiaoyan be willing to be beaten by Nine Tails, Nine Tails reached out to grab the baby, when there was a bang, the baby that looked like a meat ball disappeared, and Nine Tails rushed to nothing.He took a closer look, and the baby Xiaoyan turned into a little golden dragon with four little black claws. What annoyed Nine Tails the most was that this strange little golden dragon turned around and laughed at him. The small eyes are full of disdain, and Kyuubi is completely angry.

Although Xiaoyan Baby's crawling posture after turning into Dragon Baby is ugly, but the speed is very fast, Nine Tails and Two's Cat catch him together but they can't catch him.Because he is small and slippery, he specially finds his way around corners and corners, and the cats of Nine Tails and Er Lao can't catch him at all.

The baby dragon jumped over the chair, across the hall, and hid in the gap between the wardrobe and the wall.Nine tails and two cats stood panting in front of the cabinet and threatened: "Come out!"

Baby Xiaolong smiled and raised his little paw to hook his middle finger, "Come in if you have the ability."

"Wait!" Jiuwei went out angrily, and came back with a stick in a while, stabbing it hard into the gap, "I don't believe you won't come out!"

The baby dragon turned around and lay on the wall, crawling as fast as a gecko, and climbed onto the beam in an instant.As soon as the old cat saw him on the beam, he raised his head and smiled and said: "The beam is our cat's world, brat, let me see how I deal with you."

The dead cat turned around and transformed into a black cat with nine heads. The cat quickly ran up the beam, and looked at the baby dragon with a grinning grin.The cat's back arched, its black hair exploded, and it roared angrily, "Meow—be obedient to me!"

Xiaolong baby imitated him and arched his back, held back his energy, opened his small mouth and roared: "Baby ultrasonic attack, ahhhhh—"

A strong gust of air rushed towards him, and before the black cat could understand what was going on, it was knocked down from the beams of the house and fell to the ground, "Meow, I dodged."

Nine tails and Er Liao's cat eyes watched the ground shake, the house shook and shook, and the earthquake was not over until the baby dragon shut up.

Kyuubi picked up the dead cat, and the dead cat turned into a human and held his waist, and kept saying that it hurt me to death.Nine Tails also doesn't care about baby dragon, the cat he loves is the most important thing.

Kyuubi lay on the bed supporting the dead cat, and asked with concern: "How are you? I'll get you some medicinal wine to wipe it off."

The two-year-old cat was about to cry out in pain, "Jiuwei, I think you should send this child back, this child is a monster."

Kyuubi felt very unwilling, bit his lip and said, "Let's have a look again."

Jiuwei's house is flying like cats and dogs, Xiaoyan's house is completely fried, and Yu and Haitang are almost exhausted looking for children everywhere.They heard from the shopkeeper that they saw a man from the fox tribe taking Xiaoyan away. There are eight hundred fox men in Rucheng, where can they find someone?

Haitang cursed angrily: "Damn fox, you dare to take my child away, wait until I catch him, and peel the fox skin to make a coat!"

Yu cried twice in worry, Haitang tried to comfort him, and then said that she was too bad for not keeping an eye on the child, and I'm sorry for Yu.The bear catcher uncle was sitting on the floor of Haitang's house and his teeth were broken. The chicken thief was not caught, and now there are more thieves who stole the child. The county magistrate was very angry about this matter, and he was given three days to solve the case and find the child.

"Yu, don't worry, I will definitely find the little baby and catch that thief!" Uncle Bear swore.

Sansan and Fagao heard that Xiaoyan was lost, so as neighbors and good friends, the whole family came to comfort Haitang and Yu.

"I think the baby is fine. It's not like he was killed after being kidnapped. At least he's still alive." Sansan expressed comfort in her mouth, secretly happy in her heart. Chi Chenyan was best sold if he was kidnapped. Yes, I never want to see him!Brat, you also have today, heh heh...

As soon as Sansan finished speaking, she was twisted by the hair cake, and scolded: "Is there anyone who talks like that? Shut up if you can't comfort people, and get confused."

Wang Shaobao felt that the floor was too hard, so he crawled into Fa Gao's arms and sat down, gloating and smiling happily.

Ming walked up to Haitang and Yu mysteriously, he blinked his eyes and said, "I have a way to find the baby."

"Can you find a way to find the baby?" All eyes were on him.

With confidence, Ming Gui took out a square box with a small hole in the middle and four magic stones inlaid on the sides. "This is the tracking box I invented, as long as you put the baby's hair or something in it, the tracking box will take me