The history of the cute baby's struggle

Get out of the baby's bed, go to the kitchen and rummage around, and find something similar to chicken feed.He dragged the bag of chicken feed to the yard, came to the edge of the chicken coop and smiled brightly.

"Hi, good morning dears." The baby waved his hand, showing the majesty of a leader inspecting his subordinates.

All the chickens saw that the little master was coming, and he was holding a brand-name chicken feed in his hands. All the chickens stood at attention and lined up, stretching out their wings and shouting loudly: "Guguda, Guguda."

"Usually it is very hard for everyone to lay eggs. Today I will give you the best chicken feed." Baby Xiaoyan poured the chicken feed into the basin vigorously, and said with a smile: "Everyone, eat quickly, eat more."

The chickens who got up early had food to eat, and the chickens ran to the feed basin to eat breakfast, and they were happy to eat one by one. The little master is really a good person, much better than the crabapple master.

At the moment when the chickens were eating and swallowing happily, Baby Smoke took out a bottle of potion and poured it into the basin and said, "Drink this bottle of golden potion after you are full. I need golden eggs today."

Uh, choked, many chickens fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.Baby Xiaoyan picked up the stopwatch and counted. Some chickens lay down [-] seconds late. He clicked on those chickens pretending to be dead and ordered: "When you get up, lay golden eggs for me. I will Let me tell you, chickens that don’t work well will appear on my dinner table from now on, I’m tired of eating vegetarian food, my lord!”

The baby's words were very effective. Hulahula, all the chickens rushed to drink the golden potion, and then ran into the neatly arranged chicken coop, blushing and laying eggs.Xiao Yueyue, the elf sitting on top of the baby's head, immediately praised the baby for his imposing manner, at least he won the true biography of Haitang.

When Dad Yu and Dad Haitang got up, they were surprised to find that their baby had put on the baby dragon costume and was standing in front of them holding a few golden eggs.Their baby will be standing up and walking, so fast! =0=!

"Baby, you can walk!" Haitang was amazed and wanted to pick up Xiaoyan baby, but before he could hold the baby, the baby raised the golden egg and asked, "Father Haitang, let's see if this egg is made of 24K pure gold."

Yuhe Haitang picked up the golden egg, looked left and right, shook it and said, "The eggshell looks golden, but it's still an egg inside."

Xiao Yanbaby nodded, and touched the baby's fat double chin in a very scholarly manner, "It seems that the dose is less, I want to increase the dose, and those chickens must win the real solid golden eggs."

Father Yu immediately picked up the baby and said very seriously: "Son, those are one of the few property of our family, you must not kill them."

Haitang's father agreed with Yu's father's point of view very much, and said with a smile: "Baby is hungry, I'm going to make breakfast."

Haitang broke the golden egg and made Haitang Dad's love brand egg custard for Xiaoyan.Baby Xiaoyan completely gave up the idea of ​​letting the chickens at home lay golden eggs. No matter how much golden potion they drink, they will only produce golden preserved eggs. Let's make money by ourselves.

Yu walked into his pharmacy with Xiaoyan in his arms, and opened the door. Yu put Xiaoyan on the counter to read and study, and Xiaoyueyue was on the side to guide him. At this time, he saw a person walking in outside the door. A big box was sweating profusely.

The person came to wipe off his sweat, put down the box and said, "Boss Yu, I brought you the panacea you asked for."

"Thanks for your hard work." Yu went up to greet this person and said a few words of politeness to this person, and after they opened the box and inspected the medicine, Yu signed the bill and paid.

The baby was quite speechless. My father saw that the panacea oil was selling well, so he kept buying panacea oil. Who would sell such a big box.

After that person left, Xiaoyan Baobao put down the pen in his hand and asked his father: "Daddy Yu, who did you sell so much panacea to?"

"Sell it to customers." Yu replied.

The baby patted his head worriedly and said, "Daddy Yu, how many customers can come to our pharmacy a day, and the people who come in may not necessarily come to buy panacea."

Yu's father was also dumbfounded, it seemed that he was going to sell again.Yu lowered his head and sighed, it seems that he really doesn't know how to do business.

Forget it, I'll do it myself.Xiaoyan Baobao picked up the x-body picture of the beautiful woman with big boobs painted with Sansan's head, concentrated, recited the spell taught to him by Xiaoyueyue, and made more than N copies of this synthesized advertising beauty.

Then the baby picked up a pen and wrote on it: Do you want to become a big busty? Do you need to have a perfect body first? Please go to Yan Qiyu Pharmacy to buy vitamin D mask panacea.

Xiao Yueyue asked curiously: "What are you trying to do?"

Xiaoyan Baobao said with a smile: "This is called a small advertisement. Let's go to the street and send these pictures to passers-by for publicity, so that many people will come to Yuba to buy medicine."

"Is it okay to do this? If Sansan finds out, he will come to fight with Yu." Xiao Yueyue said worriedly.

"An'h—" Little Smokey Baby said with a smile, "I have a way to deal with him."

Baobao wrapped these advertising pictures with three-san portraits of beauties and put them in the watermelon pocket that Haitang's father gave him.Although the watermelon bag is small, the magic space inside is not small at all. It is said that there is ten gigabytes of memory space.

Xiaoyan Baobao and the elf Xiao Yueyue embarked on the road of distributing small advertisements.

Sansan was originally going to take care of business in his shop, but today he just walked down the street and felt that something was wrong. Friends who usually greeted him on the street looked at him strangely, and some people pointed behind him.Sansan thought and thought, there is nothing wrong with her appearance, and her behavior is also fine, what's wrong with them?

A gust of wind blew by, and a piece of paper floated leisurely in front of Sansan, when someone shouted from behind: "My little advertisement!" Grab the advertising paper and look carefully, there is a big beauty without clothes on it, this big beauty has a pair of big tits, this is not the point, the point is that this beauty looks exactly like him.

Sansan was trying to get lucky with a dark face, when he felt someone pulling his clothes, he looked down, and Xiao Yan Baobao reached out to him to return the advertising paper he had dropped.

"Did you draw this?" Sansan asked with a livid face and bowed his head.

Baby Xiaoyan nodded, and looked at Sansan with big innocent and clear eyes, Sansan became even more angry, bent down and shouted: "Who told you to draw me as a woman with big boobs and hair all over the street?" Show others!"

Not to be outdone, Xiaoyan took a pony stance, sank into his dantian, clenched his fists with both little hands, and exhausted his breath, "Baby's crying has begun, ah-ah-ah-"

The first cry changes the color of the situation, the second cry makes the grass and trees sad, and the third cry shakes the sky and the earth.

Sansan was shaken by a violent breath and turned into a meteor and flew into the sky...

"The shooting star is coming, hurry up and make a wish!" Someone shouted.

All the people on the street were silently making a wish.

The author has something to say: I am very happy to write a piece today, and I am suffering from oral ulcer pain.I don't know if it's joy or pain. TWWT

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15. [14] Brother Xiaoliu...

The small ad in the watermelon bag is finished, Xiaoyan is tired from walking, how long is the leg of a baby who has just learned to walk, and he is so tired that he is panting after walking two streets.So the baby found a corner, and there was a small bench in the corner, and he sat on the small bench to rest.

As soon as he took a breath and rested enough, the baby heard his stomach growling, and he was hungry.The nose of a hungry person is extremely sensitive. He smelled a good smell, like the smell of baked bread. The baby prefers the meat floss flavored snacks.

He floated, floated, flew, and flew with the scent. He floated half a street, and there was a very delicious snack in front of him, with ham in it, not bad.The little baby couldn't help but opened his mouth and bit the snack hard.Although the baby doesn't have many teeth, the dragon's teeth are very sharp, and once it bites, it will never let go.

The dim sum was very disobedient, swaying from side to side and refusing to give it to the baby, the baby thought to himself, if I don't give it to me, I will eat it anyway.Xiao Yan’s baby is not letting go and is competing with dim sum!

A big hand grabbed Xiaoyan Baobao's dragon baby and pulled it hard. The owner of the big hand said: "I said it's fine if you don't let go of my dim sum. The big deal is that I give you the dim sum. Why don't you bite my hand and not let go?" How many days have you not eaten meat?"

Baby Xiaoyan was caught by this person, and he still did not let go of his mouth, biting the dim sum and the ham inside, [the ham is actually a finger...] His little fat body was hanging in the air.The baby held up a sign and wrote: We shout one, two, three, let go together.

The dim sum owner agreed, and he shouted, "One, two, three!"

The owner of the snack let go of his hands, and the baby let go of his mouth.The dim sum was about to fall to the ground, but the baby lay on his back, kicked his calf vigorously, and slid under the dim sum, with his mouth open and two hands hugging, just enough to catch the entire dim sum.This action was neat, Xiao Yueyue immediately gave him [-] points.

"Baby is so powerful, you are worthy of being my disciple."

Baby Xiaoyan stood up holding the snack, and bowed gratefully to the person who gave him the snack, "Thank you for giving me the snack, it tastes great."

The person standing opposite the baby looked at his empty hand, he didn't say anything, it wasn't that he didn't want to say it, but he couldn't say anything.If he lets go and throws away the dim sum, who can he blame.

Seeing that the baby was also very well-behaved, the person expressed his gratitude to him, feeling a little more at ease in his heart.But having said that, who's baby is this? How did the parents do it? If they don't give the baby food, is this child abuse?

Xiaoyan Baby also looked at the kind-hearted person who gave him snacks. This person was of medium height, with a relatively good build, green hair, and red eyes.Although the face as a whole is long