The history of the cute baby's struggle

Baoyi's head is getting bigger, he has to learn so many things, Haitang's father doesn't regard himself as a human being. "You think of me as a computer or a copier, I have to learn so many things." The baby thought that he could pass out for a while.

Haitang didn't understand what computer copier was about, but he could hear his son complaining, so he said very confidently: "I am a gardener, so my son should also be a gardener. It is only natural for a son to inherit his father's business."

"What's so good about being a gardener, and it doesn't make any money." Xiaoyan baby helplessly climbed on the huge book and rolled around, feeling that it should be no problem to use this book as his bed.

"Fool, is it easy for you to be a gardener? Being a gardener is the most knowledgeable. First of all, you need to know the names of various flowers and plants, what functions they have, what kind of soil and climate you like, what kind of water you like to drink, and what kind of plants you like. Fertilizer. You must learn not only the plants in the world of animals and animals, but also the flowers and plants in other worlds. The cultivation of exotic flowers and plants is different from the cultivation of ordinary flowers and plants. Ordinary flowers and plants are also very useful in the garden. Pay attention, you think you are done with watering after planting flowers and trees, you are wrong!" Haitang began to talk about her experience as a gardener, "Before planting flowers, you must first understand the garden, and it depends on the owner's preferences. Next is to draw pictures, and then choose flowers and plants, and pay attention to the harmony of Fengshui. To be a gardener, you need to learn advanced magic, do you know why, you must be able to protect those precious flowers and plants... Son, son, what's wrong with you! Dear , the baby has passed out again, come quickly!"

The devastated baby was lying in the crib. He felt that he was being tortured to death by his fathers. He now had to learn so many things, which was more tiring than the compulsory education he received before he died.It is difficult to be a human being, but it is even more difficult to be a beast!

The little baby touched the ring on his chest. He really hoped that there would be a big demon in it, just like Aladdin's magic lamp, which was very powerful and could help him to be lazy.

When the baby's finger left the ring, a red light flashed on the ring, and an elf dressed as an Indian assan and with a big beard appeared in front of him. The gentleman's clothes were shining in gold, his back was thick, and he wore a big gold gemstone necklace on his neck. , with a gold belt buckled around her waist, eight rings and two spanners on fingers as thick as carrots, and a pair of wings coated with gold powder on her back.

Baby Xiaoyan was so frightened by this elf that he sat up suddenly. You see, all those people encountered through time travel and rebirth are cute and cute creatures, but why did they meet a monster by themselves.

The baby instinctively blurted out: "Uncle San, how much does Chow Tai Fook pay you for advertising?"

The author has something to say: Bodhisattva, please give me the most perfect baby picture for the cover, amen!

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13. [12] peeping door...

The bearded third uncle covered his head and screamed, wailing as if he had suffered a great loss: "Aren't I hanging on the beauty Minggui, why did I change to such a milk baby as the master again? God, you are kidding me!" !"

What's wrong with milk baby, do you look down on people!Baby Xiaoyan was indignant, "Uncle, what kind of elf are you?"

"Look at what you said is really rude. What kind of horse is called? Our elves are divided into ethnic groups. I am the third uncle of the treasure elf shadow who is rare in heaven and earth." The treasure elf shadow introduced himself, " I am in charge of the wealth of the world, and those who receive the help of our treasure elf will become very rich."

Another message flashed into Xiaoyan's mind, and he asked curiously, "You mean you helped Minggui's family get rich?"

The treasure elf nodded, he flew around with his wings flashing, and a golden starlight flashed behind him. "Thinking back then, Sansan and Fagao made friends with your fathers, and then made an engagement for you and Minggui, and gave me to Minggui as an engagement token. In fact, your fathers were very sincere. You think they put The most valuable thing in the world is given to others as a token, and your parents are the most generous dragons I have ever seen."

"What's the big deal, I think they're out of their minds..." Xiaoyan Baby muttered softly.

The treasure elf flew around a few times and then stopped in front of Xiaoyan Baby. Standing on the railing of the crib, he sighed, "Forget it, for the sake of your beautiful face, I will wait for you to grow up slowly."

The baby blinked his big eyes and held his fat chin, "Shadow Shadow, I want to ask you something. Uncle Sansan repented of the marriage and sent you back. Will their family become very poor in the future?"

"It won't become very poor, but the fortune of wealth is not as good as before." Third Uncle Ying explained.

Baby Xiaoyan is proud of herself, she deserves it, telling you to hate the poor and love the rich, and you will have a lot of money when you see that there is no my family.Complacent, every now and then the baby is worried again, Ming Gui is going to be pursued by others, it is said that it is a snake, hum, can a snake compare with our purebred dragon, Ming Gui is mine.

"Uncle Shadow, you must know a lot about ghosts, can you tell me something?"

Shadow sat on the railing, stroked his beard and concluded, "Of course I know a lot about Ming Gui, and I also know everything about their family."

As soon as the little baby regained his energy, he approached the treasure elf with a smile and asked, "Really, then tell me what the ghost is doing now?"

"At this time, their family is probably taking a bath." Elf Shadow Third Uncle replied, and said very angrily: "In the past, I followed Ming Guitou to peek at the beauties taking a bath, but now I am with you, a milk baby, as round as a meatball." , what is there to see?"

"Bathing..." Xiaoyan's big bright eyes filled with words that I want to see the beauty out of the bath, and I want to share the bath with the beauty.The baby tilted his head and asked, "Third Uncle Ying, are you really as powerful as you say?"

"Of course, if I'm not good, why does Sansan's family business always go smoothly? Do you think he's just lucky?" Shadow was suspected, and he felt that his pride as the most honorable treasure elf had been hit.

Baby Xiaoyan didn't know where the strength came from, stood up tremblingly while leaning on the railing, looked in the direction of Sansan's house, waved his little hand, and said vigorously: "Let's go, Uncle Shadow, baby believes in you the most, take me to Enjoy the beauty taking a bath."

"..." Shadow was stimulated by the baby's words.

The shadow elf yanked hard from the baby's ring, and a small arched door appeared in front of Xiaoyan's crib.

"What is this?" Xiaoyan asked curiously. He crawled out of the crib, wandered to the front of the arched door, and looked at the door carefully. It was a strange thing, which looked like a dog hole.

Baby Xiaoyan pointed to the door and guessed: "Uncle Shadow, this is the dog's hole."

"Hehehe, you're so smart, this door is called peeping door." The elf shadow stood in front of the storefront with a smile and said, "You have to go through the door if you do honest things, and you have to go through the dog's hole when you do mediocre things. You want to poach someone's Do you still want to go through the door for privacy, courting death?"

Xiaoyan Baby wiped off the huge beads of sweat that flowed from his head, and he tried his best to defend himself: "I am a baby dragon, not a paparazzi..."

Under the opening of the shadow of the elf, Baby Smoke climbed into this door, as long as he could see the beauty coming out of the bath, he didn't care what paparazzi he was.

They walked in a dark passage for a while, and heard Elf Shadow say with nostalgia: "In the past, Sansan used to climb up with me to spy on us. He likes to peep on beautiful women with big boobs taking a shower. He's so perverted."

Sansan, seeing that no one has reported your perverted privacy to me, baahahaha, Xiaoyan Baby really wants to laugh out loud.When I have a chance, I will tell Uncle Fa Cake, so that Uncle Fa Cake completely hates him, and then abandons him to piss him off.

Climbing out from the peepers, the baby finally breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and looked through the light, it was really foggy, where is the beauty?

Xiaoyan took a few steps forward, and the mist dispersed. The baby took a closer look and found that he was in a large bathroom. The bathroom was made of white jade. There was a fish mouth on the left side of the bathroom. What comes out of it, the baby sighs, it is really a luxury.

"Look, look!" The shrunken version of the elf shadow sat on Xiaoyan Baby's head and pointed to the bath. There was a layer of colorful petals floating in the white bath, and the smell was fragrant.Something yellow and black was swimming among the petals strewn across the bath.

"Young eel king!" Bao Bao was sure he read it right, he was very impressed with the skin color of this little dragon, he was here to see the beauty, not the eel! "I hate fish ponds, especially eels."

The baby climbed back to the peeping door with the elf, and the two of them walked inside for a while, and the baby heard the sound of splashing water, thinking that this time it must be right.Hey hey hey, the beauty is hot, the baby is here.So the baby quietly pushed the door open a crack, he looked along the crack, darling, made a mistake again!

There is something taking a bath in this bathroom. It is two black dragons entangled together in the bath. They toss violently in the bath, stirring up the stormy waves on the water surface of the bath.The baby sighed, spread his hands and expressed emotion, there is no beauty in doing what he likes to do, is this Danmeiwen!

After a while, the two dragons in the bath stopped flopping, and one of the dragons said to the other, "It's better to become a human to make cakes, it's always inconvenient."

"I think so too." The other dragon below responded.

Then there was a bang, and the two entangled black flood dragons turned into two people and stood in the bath. Of course, the fat cake figure was first-class, and the skin was pink and pink, leaving many, many traces of that.Her eyes were charming and dewy looking at Sansan emotionally, she was still rubbing back and forth in Sansan's arms