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man!

It's an amazing creature...

Tang Xiaoli's mind was full of the nasty words Xu He said just now, "I am your man...".Those shocking words almost made Tang Xiaoli feel overwhelmed, and it took him a long time to barely swallow the vegetable leaves in his mouth, but at the same time, his face almost turned green!If you ask what's wrong with this, what else can you do, isn't it just disgusting! !

This can't be blamed on him. Although Tang Xiaoli was a puppy love activist since he was a child, he fell in love at the beginning of junior high school, but it was pure unrequited love. It was only a few years ago that he really stepped into the sacred hall of love. matter.But he has already passed the age of being able to say such a nasty dialogue, and with Gu Muyuan's bad temper, even if he was killed, he would never say such a thing!In fact, this is more than that, the most important thing is the absolute ignorance of the person who said it!It can even be said that there is no technical content at all, "I am your man" is not a small deterrent, if it is paired with Xu He's face that everyone loves flowers and blooms, it should be listening The blushing and heartbeating deer bumped wildly, but unfortunately, the object of the dialogue was a male compatriot.This matter is a little messy, Tang Xiaoli asked himself that although the man he likes, he has always been "subservient to others" for a certain period of time, er, well, for a long period of time, but his heart, liver, spleen and lungs are amazing They are all made by a complete man, he is not a woman, so naturally he won't think that this sentence is full of male hormones, with a full of rough beauty.

If he is a man, then what is he himself...

A boy in his teens who hasn't even grown his hair yet tells you that Tang Xiaoli, who considers himself a mature man, naturally has indigestion, so his face is full of colors, but he is short of one - shyness.

Xu He still lifted Tang Xiaoli's chin, staring affectionately, with a faint smile on his lips.Very confident!Because ever since he got his teeth straight, Xu He has always believed in such a perfect expression that is almost bewitching. To say something presumptuously, since he started to roll in the sea of ​​love, as long as he uses this trick, he will never miss it. .

……

As time goes by bit by bit, to be honest.

He is a little confused now.

Looking at Tang Xiaoli's wandering eyes, he wasn't even as excited as he expected... A little impatient after looking carefully?This realization caused a slight crack in Xu He's full self-esteem.But he felt inexplicably useless, so he kept on doing nothing, and simply tightened the hand holding Tang Xiaoli's chin, and his face was pushed even closer, and the tip of his nose was almost stuck together. Feel it carefully, and even feel it. To the flickering breeze when the eyelashes flutter.

"Would you like it?" The murmured voice was filled with hot air from between the lips and teeth, and there was a hint of ambiguity in the natural air of the two who were almost close to each other.

Tang Xiaoli didn't care about this emotion at all, he just kept his mouth shut and retreated instinctively.

I don't know if Xu Heyi, a minor, grew up eating chemical fertilizers. Where did he get such a lot of strength? After working hard for a long time, he managed to pull less than one centimeter.

"Don't talk, baby, I just take it as your agreement." Xu He smiled slightly, his voice was unspeakably sweet.

"No... um..."

Tang Xiaoli, who was just about to open his mouth, was caught right away, and Xu He saw the needle, and leaning into the small gap where his mouth opened, his little tongue turned and entered the destination.The unsuspecting Tang Xiaoli was defeated in a short while, and when he completely let go, he would just lie limply in Xu He's arms, with his mouth open for a while.

However, Xu He obviously wasn't so relaxed. That kiss...was indeed a bit long. Wasn't he trying to show off his skills? Since words can't be captured so easily, it can only be put into action.

"... Huh, what, how about it, this kiss...is it satisfactory!" Although he was a little panting, he could still hear a confident tone.

Just as Tang Xiaoli wanted to open his mouth, he wailed, not to mention that he was not angry now and he was afraid that he would be suppressed if he accidentally resisted, so it was easy for him to silence him obediently.He learned a lot from a pit, and knew that the kid surnamed Xu was not a good person.The child who grew up in the rubbish dump had nothing to do with him, so he still lay obediently in Xu He's imprisoned arms with white eyes and panting.

"...If you don't say anything, you agree."

"..." A peaceful silence.

Xu He, who has adjusted his breathing, is obviously in a good mood now. After completing the first level of the game so easily, how can he be in a good mood, and the long-lost sense of superiority arises spontaneously.

Just thinking about striking while the iron is hot and passing the second bed sheet...

Who knew that the wolf's paws hadn't come down yet, but Tang Xiaoli slid down from the shoulder of Xu He, who had relaxed his vigilance, took a small step back, and ran away with the instant noodle pot on the table without saying a word, following a Like a scud, it can be said that he turned his face and rushed into his own nest, and locked the door tightly with a bang. Xu He was dumbfounded by the speed and movement in one go, really, he ran faster than a rabbit!

"Tang Xiaoli! What do you mean!" Xu He was obviously a little annoyed, okay, he asked himself a master of love, this is the first time he has encountered such an on-the-spot reaction, the first time he has seen someone kiss after his expression I still don't forget to take the instant noodles and run away...

Why, really think that Xu He is a fake!Paper tiger!

An inexplicable strand of evil fire was ignited more and more for no reason, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and with a stride of his long legs, he walked to Tang Xiaoli's closed door within a few steps, and vehemently vented his anger. After kicking more than ten feet, he yelled viciously: "I count to three, you either get out of here, or tell me clearly what you mean by running so fast?!"

What do you mean it's not that simple, you're just a kid, he's an adult and he's not going to play around with you.At the very least, I didn't take you seriously, or if I ran into the house with instant noodles so calmly, objectively speaking, I still felt a little smacking, that is, I was in a hurry for a few seconds.Then, he just sat down on the ground, snorting and drinking the remaining noodle soup, quite indifferently.

Obviously, Xu He couldn't see what was going on in the room, but no one could stop his depressed heart.The fire of punching cotton made Xu He's already bad temper worse.

"Come out to me!"

"..."

"I'll count to three, if you don't say one, two, three, don't blame me for being rude!"

"..."

"one two Three!"

Xu He took a deep breath, and walked slowly to the phone: "Hey, send someone to bring me a chainsaw right away, the sooner the better." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone coldly, his pretty eyebrows slightly raised pick.

However, Tang Xiaoli in the room flashed those words.

I was stunned for a while, but I still didn’t forget to comfort myself, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s just a teenage child, besides, when I wanted to carry a gun before, didn’t Team Wu remind me thousands of times that the security here is so strict that even a Even a small carving knife is difficult to get in.A chainsaw is a very dangerous item. If a knife is considered a dangerous item, then wouldn't a chainsaw be an atomic bomb! !

Having said that, Tang Xiaoli still had to admit in his heart that he had no idea.Thinking about Xu He's face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, for some reason, he felt chills in his bones. He was obviously a child, how could he have such a big aura.

Swallowing his breath, he got up from the ground, kicked the pot next to his feet, and grabbed the doorknob, his hands were a little loose...

Xu He, who is only separated by a door, can't see any emotions, but the expression of staring at the wooden door with the staring eyes like hungry wolves really makes people feel cold on the soles of their feet. It is estimated that if the door will If you speak, you will be screaming in fright.

One second, two seconds... one minute... two minutes...

Tang Xiaoli finally showed some timidity.

So, the first pass, lost.

"That..." Tang Xiaoli struggled for a long time and finally decided to speak.

Xu He, who was holding his arms and holding back his arms, heard the sound, and a smile with a certain chance of winning gradually appeared on the corner of his mouth, which deepened.

"I don't think we're compatible."

frown.

"You, we are still too young to understand some things. This may be just an illusion. After a while, it won't take long, a few months, and you will be fine. Trust me." Tang Xiaoli said earnestly, The attitude can be described as extremely sincere.

Obviously, Xu He's piercing ears completely misunderstood these profound words.What does he mean by this? Is he saying that he is still young and has never been in a relationship before. He is as clean as a cabbage with pure love, or does he mean that puppy love is not good? !

The frown deepened, but one thing is certain, he could tell that Tang Xiaoli had probably never been in a relationship, or how could he say something so official and civilized.After reaching this conclusion, Young Master Xu Hexu was obviously in a good mood, and the annoying cloud just now dissipated a lot.

"..." Seeing that Xu He was still silent, Tang Xiaoli, who had already been defeated, felt an indescribable sense of frustration, so he continued to enlighten him, "...In short, we It's really inappropriate, besides, I'm a man, and I don't like women, no, I don't like men." Tang Xiaoli, who almost slipped his lips and said the wrong thing, obviously panicked.

"You said it's inappropriate?" came a faint voice.

Tang Xiaoli, who had been listening with his ears open all the time, was a little bit disappointed, he didn't achieve the expected effect, but he continued to nod his head kindly.

"...The biggest reason why you are not suitable is because you are a man?"

"..." Tang Xiaoli, who was standing in the door, frowned uncomfortably. Why did the meaning of this sound so awkward, but the forced meaning was right, so he hummed honestly.

"That's it," Xu He smiled slightly, even though he was facing the door, but Tang Xiaoli still felt a chill on his neck, with a desolate illusion of being slaughtered: "Don't worry, I don't mind if you are a man!"

"Ah?" Tang Xiaoli suddenly had the illusion of being drawn into a circle and jumping in.

"You say it's inappropriate because you're a man and you think you're not good enough for me. Forget it, I just don't mind you being a man."

"..." Tang Xiaoli was stunned. Why did he explain it like this? He was speechless for a moment.

This person, why is it like this, it doesn't matter what is wrong with black and white, what kind of face is eating people without spitting out their bones, Tang Xiaoli is awakened, but with a feeling of wanting to cry but not crying.

"Then I'll be the master. That's it. From today on, you're my Xu He."

"I can't do it anymore, what are you kid..." Before he finished speaking, a faint voice suddenly came out from outside the door: "Master, the chainsaw is here."

……

So, for a long, long time, Tang Xiaoli had no door anymore, eating, drinking, and sleeping, as long as Mr. Xu Hexu wanted to see it, he only needed to slightly open the door of his room, it was his choice.After a long, long time, Xu He also had a little bit of regret, why didn't he just cut off Tang Xiaoli's clothes that were in the way that day, wouldn't it be better to have spring all year round.

So, in the end, Tang Xiaoli was still unable to resist the torrent of history, so he had to struggle desperately for a long time before he could get the temporary consent of the happy man who was sawing with the chainsaw. Let's talk about spirit first. Physically, wait and see.In this way, the unstoppable Xu He broke through the first hurdle, and after the victory, he also began to plan the next plan with great interest.

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