[The Lord of the Rings·The Hobbit] Human Body and Snake Tail

After resting for one night, the group went on the road the next day.

"I think we're lost."

Sam pointed to the volcano that was constantly emitting sparks in the distance.

"We've all passed by here at least three times, but we still haven't gotten close to the volcano."

"Helen, haven't you been here before?"

Sam turned his head and asked Helen.

"When I came here, I didn't take this road." Helen shook her head. "I came from the side behind the Doomsday Volcano. The road you passed this time is just the opposite of the road I took."

After struggling for a while and failing to find the right path, the group decided to stop and eat something to rest for a while before continuing on their way.

"Helen! Guess what else we have to eat?"

Sam flipped through the package and looked at Helen with a smile.

"Sun-dried sliced ​​meat!"

Helen supported her head, looking at the package expectantly.

"Oh! Look!" Sam took out a square leaf-wrapped thing from the package, "It's Lambas dry food, we have a lot of Lambas dry food!"

Looking at the elf dry food in Sam's hand, Helen's face turned green. She remembered that not long after she met Legolas, she was forced to eat a lot of this kind of food, and she vomited for a long time, almost dying. Spit out the stomach.

"No! I don't want to eat this!" Helen wrinkled her face in pain, "I ate this, but I can't digest it."

Lady Luck left them at that moment.

A snake and two hobbits are now with a bitter face, squatting under a protruding rock wall to hide from the rain, neatly hugging their knees and wearing a cloak.

"I'm going to have a good day in the sun tomorrow."

Helen brushed away the rain-soaked hair that was completely attached to her face, and sighed slightly. She turned her head and saw Frodo who looked up and looked around. He looked very disturbed.

"What's the matter, Frodo?"

Frodo hugged his knees, rolled himself into a ball, and said something in a low voice.

"It's nothing, it just feels like someone is staring at us."

— staring at us?

Helen stuck out her tongue and sniffed, then narrowed her eyes.

The next day, the lost team got lost again.

"I think we're going in circles!"

Sam bent down and kept panting, while Frodo stood on the rock and looked around. What caught his eyes was the boundless rocky land and the vast white mist.

"Wait... Where's Helen?"

Frodo turned his head, and there was no one else around except Sam and the thick white mist.

"Helen!"

Sam cried out, and the empty valley echoed.

"Shh - do you want to attract goblins?"

Accompanied by the slight sound of scales rubbing against the ground, Helen's body emerged from behind a large rock, dragging something in her hand.

"Look."

She pointed to something she was grabbing in her left hand.

Gray bald skin, a head with only a few hairs, and two rags hanging on the thighs that barely cover the important parts.

"Gollum!!!"

Sam drew his sword and pointed it at the stunned monster on the ground.

"Calm down, Sam."

Helen took the hobbit's hand and pressed his hand down.

"Don't we just need a guide?"

"My God! Burn me, burn me."

Gulu, whose neck was bound by the elf's rope, kept rolling on the ground, and the other hand grabbed the elf's rope, unwilling to move forward.

"Shut up!" Sam tugged at the rope in his hand annoyedly, and said to Helen, "He's too noisy. Instead of letting him attract half-orcs like this, it's better to tie him up and throw him here..."

Helen propped her chin, looking at Gulu who was rolling on the ground in front of her, wondering what she was thinking.

"I feel sorry for him..."

Frodo spoke softly.

However, before he finished speaking, Gollum heard him say this, grabbed the rope around his neck, opened his eyes wide, and leaned in front of Frodo pitifully.

"You are kind to me, we will definitely repay you, help me untie this rope." He opened his mouth with few teeth left, and pulled the rope, "We swear we will serve you..."

Frodo was hesitating to answer, and the next second, Gollum was blown away in front of him.

Helen twitched her tail to Gulu's body, then grabbed Gulu's head with one hand and lifted him up from the ground, smiled and stuck out her forked tongue, swung it around in front of him, then grabbed a bunch of things and stuffed it. Into the mouth of Gollum who kept yelling.

"Hey, that's my sock!"

Sam let out a cry when he saw what was stuffed in.

Helen ignored Sam behind her and stared at Gulu who was struggling in front of her.

"Listen, you are not qualified to negotiate terms with us now!"

As she spoke, she grabbed Gulu's head and shook it violently in the air a few times.

"Now, you have two choices, one is to be killed by me here, and the other is to lead us obediently!"

"So, what is your choice?"

Gulu shouted for socks, kept nodding his head, and pointed his finger at the socks in his mouth.

Helen pulled off the socks from his mouth, raised her eyebrows at him.

As if afraid that Helen would not believe what he said, Gulu curled up and raised his left hand, "I swear..." He looked at the expressionless Helen, and quickly answered, "I swear to my baby, I will lead the way for you..."

"very good!"

Helen put down Gollum in her hand.

"We can't trust him at all!"

Sam looked at Helen who was about to let Gulu lead the way, and suddenly became excited, pulling the rope in his hand and shouting.

"He is a liar at all, a liar!  …"

Then, the scene took a dramatic turn. Helen looked at the usually silent, shy and cheerful Sam, as if possessed by a demon, and raised the sword in her hand to stab Gulu on the ground.

Then Frodo stopped him, and after the two hobbits had talked, Frodo, under Sam's disapproving gaze, untied Gollum's neck.

Not long after the journey started, Helen punched Sam hard on the head.

"hiss--"

Sam covered his head and took a few steps back, looking at Helen who suddenly reached out to hit him with a puzzled expression.

"Are you awake?"

Helen pointed to his head, and sighed under his confused expression.

"You were affected by the Lord of the Rings just now, do you know that?"

It wasn't until this moment that Sam came to his senses. Remembering his behavior as if he had been possessed just now, he took a deep breath, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his body.

He helplessly covered his face, and after messing with his hair, he made up his mind and said something to Helen.

"If this happens to me again in the future, be sure to wake me up!"

Looking at Sam with a serious face, Helen nodded solemnly.

"I will, I will beat you hard!"

Just like that, Gollum walked in front with both hands and feet, while the two hobbits followed pantingly, and then after Gollum disappeared in a rock crevice, Sam nervously pointed at the place where Gollum disappeared and yelled loudly at Frodo out.

"Look, I mean he's not trustworthy, he ran away..."

After waiting for a while, Gollum didn't see the hobbits following, so he poked his head out impatiently and waved his hands to signal them to follow.

The hobbit with the black eye on his left raised his head and looked at him with a complicated expression. Another hobbit covered his mouth and coughed and walked towards him. The snake man rubbed his fists and pulled his hair back. Twisting her waist, she slowly approached him.

Gulu stared at the three people whose atmosphere suddenly changed in surprise, frowned, turned and continued to lead the way.

"I think Helen was also influenced by the Lord of the Rings..."

Sam, with two black eye sockets, lowered his head and whispered to the hobbit beside him, but kept his eyes on the snake man in the distance.

When Frodo heard this, he laughed and broke off a piece of Lambath dry food and threw it into his mouth.

"I think this is very good, and this Helen is also good..."

"yes···"

Sam stared worriedly at the two figures not far away.

Helen didn't know what came to her mind, and when she was resting for a while, she suddenly asked Frodo to borrow the Lord of the Rings.

Frodo took off the necklace wearing the Lord of the Rings and handed it to her without much hesitation. On the contrary, Sam looked at Helen nervously, fearing that she would be tempted to grab the Lord of the Rings the second she got the Lord of the Rings Disappeared without a trace.

In fact, he was still too naive.

The woman with a snake's tail didn't disappear after getting the Lord of the Rings.

She was reclining on a protruding rock, a small arc was drawn at the corner of her mouth, then she stretched her tail and stretched out her white and smooth fingers.

Gulu's attention under the rock was completely out of focus on the beautiful woman in front of him. His eyes were closely following the necklace that was constantly turning on his fingertips. Up and down, up and down, Gulu's eyes also up and down, up and down...

In the end, it seemed that she had played enough, the smile on the woman's face became deeper, the ring on the fingertips flew up, Gulu's body took off at that moment, and he stretched out his hand as if in slow motion It's like a puppy that just jumps up and hangs in the air, ready to pounce on the fleshy bones.

near, near--

Gulu could even clearly distinguish the patterns on the ring. It was the first time in many years that he was so close to the ring, and he couldn't wait to hold the ring in his arms.

However, in the next second, he was severely kicked away.

After the golden ring spun around in the air, it was caught by a white palm.

Helen smiled at Gollum, who fell to the ground with a greedy expression on his face, and hung the necklace back on Frodo's body.

"You are..."

The hobbit with blue eyes looked at her dully.

Helen nodded the tip of his nose, and laughed viciously.

"Don't you think the expression on the face of a person when his hopes are shattered at the moment when he is full of hopes and about to succeed?"

Sam swallowed, and took a few steps back silently.

"...Helen was definitely influenced by the Lord of the Rings!"

Sam grabbed Frodo's shoulder and shook it wildly.

Yes, Helen borrowed the ring again, after seeing a black rock.

This time Helen did something with her back to them. After a while, she stood in front of them with her hands behind her back and a very bright smile.

"Do you know that I found the material for making ink near Modo." She pointed to the black rock, "This kind of rock is ground into powder, mixed with water, and written on paper, it will not fade for a long time "..."

"I thought for a while, the task of destroying the Lord of the Rings is very likely to fail, so I thought, even if it fails, it can't make Sauron feel better..."

As she spoke, Helen showed her hands behind her back, spreading her fingers in front of them.

The golden ring full of allure was quietly lying in the palm of the white hand at this moment.

If you ignore the two words on the ring body, which is more than two-thirds of the size.

【Fuckyou】

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