[The Lord of the Rings·The Hobbit] Human Body and Snake Tail

At the beginning, Helen wanted to discuss the issue of children’s education with Legolas on a whim, and then during the discussion, the two sides had serious differences of thought, and the quarrel between the couple often drifted away after arguing. theme, they are no exception.

Orr was sitting on the ground with a plate of dinner, looking up at his parents standing, and the quarreling about her education turned into the issue of the two parties' affair outside.

"Don't think I don't know, as long as you stay with Aragorn, you will completely forget my existence!"

Helen pointed at Legolas and complained loudly.

Aragorn, who was innocent and implicated, put down the cup in his hand, and turned to look at the two people who were arguing with a confused face.

"Hahaha……"

Boromir covered his stomach and laughed loudly at Aragorn.

"You destroy the relationship between other people's couples...haha..."

However, before he could laugh for long, Legolas frowned and retorted loudly.

"You are not Boromir's 'dream lover'."

The word "dream lover" was accentuated, which seemed to mean gnashing one's teeth.

Aragorn picked up the cup in his hand, raised his eyebrows at Boromir whose smile froze, and said in a gloating tone.

"You too……"

Looking at Helen and Legolas who were getting louder and louder, Aragorn and Boromir understood that if they didn't do anything else, something else would come out of their mouths. Boromir intervened between them, speaking soothing words, while Aragorn grabbed Legolas by the shoulders and pulled him back.

As a result, the couple who were arguing at this time turned their heads and said something to them in a particularly tacit understanding.

"leave me alone!"

"leave me alone!"

Boromir and Aragorn took a few strides back, and watched as the two continued to quarrel.

Little Orr tore the bread in his hand, threw it into his mouth, and turned to Aragorn and Boromir who stood aside.

"I'm used to it. They always quarrel like this. Don't worry about them."

Aragorn touched his little head and looked at him in surprise.

"Don't you stop your parents?"

"Stop it?" A disdainful smile appeared on the elf's face, "After the quarrel, don't you sticky apologize to each other, and then kiss... What can I stop?"

Boromir began to doubt the way the family had raised their children.

Finally, like a little adult, after eating the bread in his hands, the elf pulled them aside one by one, then walked to the pot with little feet and made a bowl of soup made by Sam for each of them, and handed them them.

"Drink something hot!"

Flattered, Boromir stretched out his hand and rubbed his head, and said to him with a big smile.

"What a good boy!"

"Of course!" Orr looked up at Boromir with his disheveled hair on tiptoe, "They would run out together whenever they had a chance, and enjoy their alone time. Abuelo is usually very busy, You may not always have time to accompany me..."

"Oh! Poor boy..."

Boromir unconsciously lowered his voice, and looked gently at the cute and slightly mature elf in front of him.

……

Children's attention usually doesn't last long, and Orr is the same. It didn't take long for him to talk to Boromir before his attention shifted to Aragorn.

His wide green eyes stared at Aragorn without blinking.

Aragon was a little uncomfortable by his focused gaze. He turned his head and looked around, and after making sure that the elf was staring at him, he turned back and asked him.

"……What's wrong?"

"You are the human that Abuelo said, right? The human who fell in love with the elves."

Aragorn didn't speak, and put down the bowl in his hand.

Orr lowered his head, counted something with his fingers stiffly, and finally he pouted and raised his head and said to Aragorn.

"Are you king now?"

Aragorn shook his head.

"Then do you have a treasure?"

Aragorn then shook his head.

Little Ouer covered his head in distress, not knowing what to think.

Seeing the entangled look of the elf, Aragorn looked at him a little funny.

"Why are you asking me this?"

The elf answered without thinking.

"Don't you like Arwen? I've heard about her. The 'Evening Star' in the elves is amazingly beautiful, but..." The elf bit his finger and stared at him, "You have nothing, how could her ada be will marry his daughter to you."

"..."

Boromir looked at Aragorn, who couldn't say a word, covered his mouth and coughed a few times, reached out and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.

"Don't be sad, after the Lord of the Rings is destroyed, you will be the king and you can marry your elf princess."

"That's different." The elf jumped up, "Because my ada is a boy, even though Abuelo is very reluctant, but I can still see my son in the end, Arwen is a girl, her ada must be better than my Abuelo It's even harder to handle..."

As he spoke, the little elf propped his chin with his hand, muttering softly.

"Ada and the others actually showed their affection in front of you, you must be very uncomfortable..."

A poor bachelor who has no throne, no treasure, and can't be with his lover, Aragorn silently turned his head.

The quarrel between Helen and Legolas over there has also ended, and they are now snuggling together sweetly, exchanging love words closely with their faces pressed together.

Boromir picked up the cup in his hand, looked at the two people over there, and sighed quite sadly.

"Seeing them like this makes me, a bachelor, really uncomfortable..." After finishing speaking, he elbowed Aragorn next to him, laughing and teasing him, "Is that right? A bachelor with nothing!"

Aragorn glanced at him sideways, reached out and pushed his elbow away, took a sip from the cup on the ground.

As if the intimate words were enough, Legolas smiled and kissed Helen's face, then stood up from the ground and walked towards them.

"Oll! It's time to sleep."

Legolas stretched out his arms to pick up Eurofer who was on the ground.

"Wait!" Boromir grabbed his arm, turned his head and said to Orr with a smile, "You go to your mother first, your father will be here soon."

Oll pouted his mouth with a reluctant expression on his face.

"Now, good boy!" Boromir reached out and stroked Frodo's hair. "I have something to say to your father."

Although he was not very willing, Orr still obediently ran towards Helen.

Boromir picked up a cup from the floor, poured some wine into it, and handed it to Legolas.

"Okay, now it's man's time."

Boromir, who was drunk, began to talk, and he first grabbed Legolas' arm and complained to him.

"Do you know? In the first half of my life, apart from studying, I practiced swordsmanship, and I was instilled with the knowledge of the crown prince day after day. Compared with others, I will always be a subject at the first time." Boromir faced There was a belch on the elf's face, and he smiled at the way he shook his head to avoid the smell of alcohol, "When I realize it now, I realize that I have never met any woman in my life, of course Helen doesn't count, she is just me in the book. I saw it."

Boromir covered his head in pain.

"I finally came out because of the heroic plot when I was a child. As a result, I saw your family together every day. You are the prince of the Mirk Forest. You are accurate in archery and good at swordsmanship. The most important thing is...you...you still marry I got the girl of my dreams, and a cute and obedient son... what else do you not get!"

(The big winner in life) Legolas patted his head and handed him the water bag.

Boromir looked at Legolas, who rarely treated him better, then looked at the elf's flawless face, with the golden hair softly attached to his head, and thought about himself for a long time The beard was not cleaned, the hair was not combed like this, and an indescribable sadness enveloped him.

"One more thing, you have a pretty face!"

After finishing speaking, he took the water bag from the hand of the elf prince fiercely.

What Boromir didn't know, however, was that.

(True winner in life) Although Aragorn was wearing clothes that were scratched in many places at this time, his beard was all over his face, and even the dust on his face was not completely cleaned.

However, one day in the near future, he will change from a down-and-out ranger with nothing to a king of Gondor surrounded by countless people, and even marry Alwen, the beautiful "Evening Star" among the elves. cute kids.

Although Legolas still carries it here, his heart has already flown to his wife.

Seeing that he had no desire to talk, Boromir shook his hand and said to him.

"go Go……"

The elf seemed to have heard the most beautiful language, a smile appeared on his face, and his green eyes were shining with light.

Boromir watched the back of Legolas running towards his son and wife.

The elf was already asleep and was hugged by her mother. Helen stretched out her hand to signal Legolas to take a light step, then withdrew her hand and pulled Orr into her arms, gently stroking the round cheeks in her arms.

The blond elf slowly squatted down, knelt on the ground with one foot, looked down at the sleeping son in his wife's arms, and gently placed a kiss on his face.

In this way, the woman holding the child turned around and lay down on the bed made on the ground, and the blond elf was also lying on the other side of the child. The parents wrapped the child in their arms, and then exchanged a kiss with each other, smiling and closing their eyes. eyes.

What a happy family!

Boromir withdrew his gaze and stared at the bonfire that was emitting sparks from the '嗞嗞', his eyes seemed to be illuminated by the fire, showing a gentle light.

The bearded man smiled at the future crown prince beside him.

"I have decided that after everything is over, I will return to my hometown."

The man raised his head and looked at the starry sky.

"Marry a wife who is neither beautiful nor ugly, have a lovely child, raise a docile pet, live in a small room, give wife and child a kiss every day, stroll by the small river in the afternoon, enjoy Enjoy dinner by the warm firelight, say goodnight to each other, and then have a beautiful dream..."

"What an exciting future that is!"

The author has something to say: I watched the movie carefully, my God!I'm almost finished writing, obviously I haven't written much... The author is also running out of inspiration, um... I understand... and the school is going to make a publicity board recently, the author is a naked party, and I haven't saved any manuscripts at all. I guess there may be an update in the future reduce.