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Chapter 195 Scared to Pee
Brother Gou took people to pick up the lock on the door of Shen's house.
The usual knack for picking locks turned over on this lock.
No matter how hard the silver thread was poked and turned, the ordinary door lock couldn't be pried open.
Brother Gou became more and more irritable, the door lock was pulled and rattled, and the little boy was terrified, and spoke in an angry voice, "Brother Gou, why don't I try it?"
Brother Gou's eyes glowed red, and he couldn't hide his excitement, "The money must be hidden in this room, what is this broken lock, come here."
The second son took the silver thread.
Brother Gou pulled out a big knife from his waist, the moonlight flashed coldly on the blade, and Xiao Erzi's neck felt cold, "Brother Dog?"
Brother Gou pulled him aside, "I just chopped off the door lock..."
The second son, "..." Brother Gou, is he crazy?When they steal this business, they are always sneaky and startle people. It is a big taboo for them!
He has been with Brother Gou for seven years, and this is the first time that Brother Gou has committed a taboo.
The second son stopped Brother Gou's hand, "Brother Gou can't be impulsive, if you startle people, we have nothing to eat."
Brother Gou's expression was ferocious, "Anyone who blocks my money, come and stab me!"
Xiao Erzi was frightened by his appearance, he was pushed by Brother Gou and hit his back against the wall, and in the next second, a stream of fishy smell was sprayed on his face.
Xiaoerzi's pupils were dilated, and his whole body trembled.
A palm was dripping blood on the ground.
"Chop, chop..."
Brother Gou stared at the door lock, slashing wildly with a big knife. His left hand was cut off, and the blood spurting from his wrist was like water, but Brother Gou didn't seem to feel pain, and smiled ferociously.
"Cut off the door lock, the money is mine, it's mine..."
Crazy, crazy!
Xiaoerzi swallowed, his legs went limp, and he knelt on the ground with a plop.
Next to the knee was the palm of Brother Gou's severed left hand. The smell of blood was so strong that his stomach turned.Xiao Erzi got wet and peed!
He crawled out on his stomach.
run, run away...
Two shadows popped out from the top, the little Erzi stopped crawling forward, sweat dripped from his forehead onto the back of his hands, he closed his eyes, prayed to God and worshiped Buddha, "I didn't see it, I didn't see it! Bodhisattva bless me, I have nothing. see."
Shi Shen asked Gu Fusheng, "Is a thief so cowardly?"
Gu Fu shook his head in a loud voice. These four people can only be regarded as thieves. They probably haven't seen anything in the world before, so they are so cowardly.
Hearing the sound, Xiao Erzi suddenly raised his head and saw two people, he exhaled in one breath, laying on the ground with the feeling of taking his life back from the hands of a ghost.
"It's not a ghost..."
Shi Shen's face was ugly, "You fucking pissed in front of my door!!!"
This kid must have been holding it all night, the smell of urine is strong and coquettish, Shishen's whole face is black as a pot, the little boy is guilty, he is here to be a thief, just thought he was scared to pee when he met a ghost, and now he is caught , He had to think of a good reason for himself. When he heard what Shi Shen said, his eyeballs rolled, and he slapped himself on the face, flattering him, "I didn't hold back my fault! I must wipe the floor dry." It's clean, I promise you won't smell any urine!"
Before Shi Shen could speak, Xiao Erzi stood up, but when he saw the bloody palms on the ground, he became timid.
Brother Gou was still wielding his big knife, slashing wildly.
There was a pool of blood at his feet.
Xiao Erzi's legs were weak and trembling.
The hot blood that was sprayed on his face before had solidified into blood clots, as if he had thick sores, and the younger son's eyes were staring straight.
"Dog, Brother Dog..."
Now he is in a dilemma.
His dog brother is obviously crazy, but he... has to wipe his urine...
Picking up ginseng is disgusting, and it's fine to pee at the door of his room, and cut off his hands, making blood and urine all over the place.The veins on Shican's forehead twitched, and he gritted his teeth, "It's just you bastards, why are you here to steal money?"
Gu Fu agreed.
This IQ and cowardice are probably at the bottom of the world of thieves.
Second son, "..."
He is very wronged!
They steal and have their own taboos!Why can the four of them get together?Isn't it just that he doesn't want to do heavy and dirty work, and dreams of making a fortune every day?Don't look at the courage of the four of them, it depends on one aspect, they are afraid of ghosts...
Of course, I was so stimulated by the more than 6 yuan today. I obviously felt that this yard was evil, so I dared to do it.
As a result, his dog brother went crazy.
Zhou Liuqin came to pick up Shen's house, he came to seduce Brother Gou's soul, this man carried two lives on his back, and he came to pay for his life tonight.
How to die: Severe hand and bleed to death!
It's not time for Brother Gou to die.
Zhou Liuqin chatted with Shishen, "His real name is Wu Dacui. He became addicted to gambling when he was a teenager. He hooked up with a widow. When he asked for money from the widow, he beat the widow to death by mistake. Two years ago, he was in the county. The Li family stole money, was discovered by the hostess, and killed the woman. I couldn’t get along in the county, so I hid back in the nearby village.”
Gu Fu said coldly, "Since he killed someone, you don't care?"
Zhou Liuqin spread his hands, "It's a matter of the world that he didn't die, we can't intervene. If you say it's because this kid is lucky, the atmosphere in your world has been chaotic in recent years, and he took advantage of the loophole..."
Gu Fu was silent.
It is an indisputable fact that after the destruction of the Four Olds, the atmosphere is chaotic.
Shi Shen is not interested in knowing about Wu Dacui. The reason why Wu Dacui suddenly went crazy is that there is a Yin gathering array in his room. The widow who was killed by Wu Dacui, her soul and soul are still following Wu Dacui On her body, there is a Yin-gathering array, which awakens the widow's soul, and she has done it for revenge.
It just stained the door of his room.
Picking up ginseng was very unhappy.
Zhou Liuqin also saw the widow's soul, but he ignored it.He checked the book of life and death, and found that the widow's other soul had been reincarnated as a human being, but it was a pity that she was a little fool.Wu Dacui killed her, and caused her to be a fool with a broken soul in the next life. Karmic retribution, taking Wu Dacui's life is considered an advantage to him.
Wu Dacui's hands stopped bleeding, and Peng's fell to the ground with a big knife stuck in the side of his face. The cold light reflected his ferocious and abnormal expression of excitement until death.
Wu Dacui's soul was hooked out of his body, and the widow's soul ran away instinctively when he saw Zhou Liuqin.Zhou Liuqin hooked it back, "Why are you running? I wanted to hook you back to the underworld, but there is no place for you."
The ghost is at a loss.
Zhou Liuqin pointed at Wu Dacui's blood on the ground, "Do things from the beginning to the end! If you make a mess, you have to be responsible for cleaning the floor! Also, your soul has been reincarnated, I will show you the way, my brother picks up the ginseng, He is a powerful master, if you sincerely beg him, he may be able to give you a chance."
Wu Dacui's soul was stunned for a while, and he realized that he was dead and was killed by the widow. He looked fierce and wanted to kill the widow.
He never thought that he would lose his life on this trip just for 6 yuan.
Zhou Liuqin spoke to his soul, told him to be more honest, greeted Shi Shen, and left in a hurry.
After listening to Zhou Liuqin's words, the widow took Wu Dacui's body and the broken hand to the yard, and cleaned up the blood on the ground. .Seeing that she had done a good job in rehabilitating the aftermath, and for Zhou Liuqin's sake, he agreed to find her in the present world and help her recover her soul.
The widow was very grateful.
Second son, "..."
From the time his dog brother fell in a pool of blood and died, until his body and the severed hand flew out of thin air, he was paralyzed on the ground, his chest was so painful that he couldn't breathe.
**
A burglar broke into the house.
dead.
Wang Chunmei woke up from the dream and hurriedly put on her coat. When she got out of bed, her legs went limp, her thighs were trembling, and her walking posture was a little strange.
"There are really unscrupulous thieves who dare to come to my house to steal money."
When Wang Chunmei walked in the doorway, she began to curse.Except for Xu Tianyi and Wu Xiaosi, the rest of the family were in the yard.
Surround the three thieves and a corpse in the middle.
The youngest son was so frightened that his soul could go out of his body, the other two drank ghost wine, and their faces were also dejected, and the condition of the three was very bad.They sat back to back, shivering, and knew very well in their hearts that this trip was completely broken.
Holding a stick as thick as a baby's arm, Wang Chunmei stood beside Shi Shen, staring at the three of them, and gritted her teeth, "Is this the third grandson who came to our house to steal money?"
Picking up ginseng nodded.
Old man Xu said that this matter would be handled by his five grandchildren, but Wang Chunmei would not be willing, "If you want to report to the police, you have to let my mother beat me up, so that my mother can feel at ease."
She looked at the lying body, "Shen'er, you didn't kill this thing, did you?"
Shi Shen was still depressed, he originally planned to teach Wu Dacui a lesson, but was preempted by Yin Hun, "No."
Wang Chunmei snorted, "It's cheap for him." She wasn't afraid of someone dying in her family, she didn't do anything outrageous, so what was she afraid of?To die in her home must be a castration and a heartless person!
Wang Chunmei, the scolder, leaned over to Shican and asked in a low voice, "Son, did he really die by himself? It has nothing to do with us, does it?"
If you kill someone, you will pay for your life.
What's more, for those who died at home, when the police come, they don't need to investigate, they can put a hat on their family.
Shi Shen smiled, "It has nothing to do with me."
Wang Chunmei heaved a sigh of relief, "That's it!" Turning her head to face the three thieves with a black face, "Big men have hands and feet, go to steal chickens and dogs, your ancestors will lose all face, don't be afraid They jumped out of the coffin to settle accounts with you..."
The three thieves, "..."
... If the ancestors have spirits, hurry up and take them away!This group of people...Jane, they are simply not human, they are too cruel!Less human than their thieves...
The five brothers of Xu's family drove around four o'clock and took away the bodies of the three thieves.
Wang Chunmei took the ginseng to the backyard, and gave him the gift book, "You were drunk at noon, and my mother didn't call you. This is the gift book. You take it. Put all the gifts here, and your uncle counted them all." , the gifts that the people in the village invited by the mother, the mother took it, and you put away the others, your uncle said that they were all valuable things. The mother knew that the money in the family must be missed by others, this is something that I can't bear to do all night It's sneaking in! This must have been spread by those people in the village who don't like our family, what the hell..."
Shishen took [-] yuan to Wang Chunmei, and collected the rest of the money and things.
When Wang Chunmei took 1 yuan to hold on to the door of the house, her inner thighs were still shaking!Excited and worried at the same time, where does she have to hide this big bundle of unity?
The usual knack for picking locks turned over on this lock.
No matter how hard the silver thread was poked and turned, the ordinary door lock couldn't be pried open.
Brother Gou became more and more irritable, the door lock was pulled and rattled, and the little boy was terrified, and spoke in an angry voice, "Brother Gou, why don't I try it?"
Brother Gou's eyes glowed red, and he couldn't hide his excitement, "The money must be hidden in this room, what is this broken lock, come here."
The second son took the silver thread.
Brother Gou pulled out a big knife from his waist, the moonlight flashed coldly on the blade, and Xiao Erzi's neck felt cold, "Brother Dog?"
Brother Gou pulled him aside, "I just chopped off the door lock..."
The second son, "..." Brother Gou, is he crazy?When they steal this business, they are always sneaky and startle people. It is a big taboo for them!
He has been with Brother Gou for seven years, and this is the first time that Brother Gou has committed a taboo.
The second son stopped Brother Gou's hand, "Brother Gou can't be impulsive, if you startle people, we have nothing to eat."
Brother Gou's expression was ferocious, "Anyone who blocks my money, come and stab me!"
Xiao Erzi was frightened by his appearance, he was pushed by Brother Gou and hit his back against the wall, and in the next second, a stream of fishy smell was sprayed on his face.
Xiaoerzi's pupils were dilated, and his whole body trembled.
A palm was dripping blood on the ground.
"Chop, chop..."
Brother Gou stared at the door lock, slashing wildly with a big knife. His left hand was cut off, and the blood spurting from his wrist was like water, but Brother Gou didn't seem to feel pain, and smiled ferociously.
"Cut off the door lock, the money is mine, it's mine..."
Crazy, crazy!
Xiaoerzi swallowed, his legs went limp, and he knelt on the ground with a plop.
Next to the knee was the palm of Brother Gou's severed left hand. The smell of blood was so strong that his stomach turned.Xiao Erzi got wet and peed!
He crawled out on his stomach.
run, run away...
Two shadows popped out from the top, the little Erzi stopped crawling forward, sweat dripped from his forehead onto the back of his hands, he closed his eyes, prayed to God and worshiped Buddha, "I didn't see it, I didn't see it! Bodhisattva bless me, I have nothing. see."
Shi Shen asked Gu Fusheng, "Is a thief so cowardly?"
Gu Fu shook his head in a loud voice. These four people can only be regarded as thieves. They probably haven't seen anything in the world before, so they are so cowardly.
Hearing the sound, Xiao Erzi suddenly raised his head and saw two people, he exhaled in one breath, laying on the ground with the feeling of taking his life back from the hands of a ghost.
"It's not a ghost..."
Shi Shen's face was ugly, "You fucking pissed in front of my door!!!"
This kid must have been holding it all night, the smell of urine is strong and coquettish, Shishen's whole face is black as a pot, the little boy is guilty, he is here to be a thief, just thought he was scared to pee when he met a ghost, and now he is caught , He had to think of a good reason for himself. When he heard what Shi Shen said, his eyeballs rolled, and he slapped himself on the face, flattering him, "I didn't hold back my fault! I must wipe the floor dry." It's clean, I promise you won't smell any urine!"
Before Shi Shen could speak, Xiao Erzi stood up, but when he saw the bloody palms on the ground, he became timid.
Brother Gou was still wielding his big knife, slashing wildly.
There was a pool of blood at his feet.
Xiao Erzi's legs were weak and trembling.
The hot blood that was sprayed on his face before had solidified into blood clots, as if he had thick sores, and the younger son's eyes were staring straight.
"Dog, Brother Dog..."
Now he is in a dilemma.
His dog brother is obviously crazy, but he... has to wipe his urine...
Picking up ginseng is disgusting, and it's fine to pee at the door of his room, and cut off his hands, making blood and urine all over the place.The veins on Shican's forehead twitched, and he gritted his teeth, "It's just you bastards, why are you here to steal money?"
Gu Fu agreed.
This IQ and cowardice are probably at the bottom of the world of thieves.
Second son, "..."
He is very wronged!
They steal and have their own taboos!Why can the four of them get together?Isn't it just that he doesn't want to do heavy and dirty work, and dreams of making a fortune every day?Don't look at the courage of the four of them, it depends on one aspect, they are afraid of ghosts...
Of course, I was so stimulated by the more than 6 yuan today. I obviously felt that this yard was evil, so I dared to do it.
As a result, his dog brother went crazy.
Zhou Liuqin came to pick up Shen's house, he came to seduce Brother Gou's soul, this man carried two lives on his back, and he came to pay for his life tonight.
How to die: Severe hand and bleed to death!
It's not time for Brother Gou to die.
Zhou Liuqin chatted with Shishen, "His real name is Wu Dacui. He became addicted to gambling when he was a teenager. He hooked up with a widow. When he asked for money from the widow, he beat the widow to death by mistake. Two years ago, he was in the county. The Li family stole money, was discovered by the hostess, and killed the woman. I couldn’t get along in the county, so I hid back in the nearby village.”
Gu Fu said coldly, "Since he killed someone, you don't care?"
Zhou Liuqin spread his hands, "It's a matter of the world that he didn't die, we can't intervene. If you say it's because this kid is lucky, the atmosphere in your world has been chaotic in recent years, and he took advantage of the loophole..."
Gu Fu was silent.
It is an indisputable fact that after the destruction of the Four Olds, the atmosphere is chaotic.
Shi Shen is not interested in knowing about Wu Dacui. The reason why Wu Dacui suddenly went crazy is that there is a Yin gathering array in his room. The widow who was killed by Wu Dacui, her soul and soul are still following Wu Dacui On her body, there is a Yin-gathering array, which awakens the widow's soul, and she has done it for revenge.
It just stained the door of his room.
Picking up ginseng was very unhappy.
Zhou Liuqin also saw the widow's soul, but he ignored it.He checked the book of life and death, and found that the widow's other soul had been reincarnated as a human being, but it was a pity that she was a little fool.Wu Dacui killed her, and caused her to be a fool with a broken soul in the next life. Karmic retribution, taking Wu Dacui's life is considered an advantage to him.
Wu Dacui's hands stopped bleeding, and Peng's fell to the ground with a big knife stuck in the side of his face. The cold light reflected his ferocious and abnormal expression of excitement until death.
Wu Dacui's soul was hooked out of his body, and the widow's soul ran away instinctively when he saw Zhou Liuqin.Zhou Liuqin hooked it back, "Why are you running? I wanted to hook you back to the underworld, but there is no place for you."
The ghost is at a loss.
Zhou Liuqin pointed at Wu Dacui's blood on the ground, "Do things from the beginning to the end! If you make a mess, you have to be responsible for cleaning the floor! Also, your soul has been reincarnated, I will show you the way, my brother picks up the ginseng, He is a powerful master, if you sincerely beg him, he may be able to give you a chance."
Wu Dacui's soul was stunned for a while, and he realized that he was dead and was killed by the widow. He looked fierce and wanted to kill the widow.
He never thought that he would lose his life on this trip just for 6 yuan.
Zhou Liuqin spoke to his soul, told him to be more honest, greeted Shi Shen, and left in a hurry.
After listening to Zhou Liuqin's words, the widow took Wu Dacui's body and the broken hand to the yard, and cleaned up the blood on the ground. .Seeing that she had done a good job in rehabilitating the aftermath, and for Zhou Liuqin's sake, he agreed to find her in the present world and help her recover her soul.
The widow was very grateful.
Second son, "..."
From the time his dog brother fell in a pool of blood and died, until his body and the severed hand flew out of thin air, he was paralyzed on the ground, his chest was so painful that he couldn't breathe.
**
A burglar broke into the house.
dead.
Wang Chunmei woke up from the dream and hurriedly put on her coat. When she got out of bed, her legs went limp, her thighs were trembling, and her walking posture was a little strange.
"There are really unscrupulous thieves who dare to come to my house to steal money."
When Wang Chunmei walked in the doorway, she began to curse.Except for Xu Tianyi and Wu Xiaosi, the rest of the family were in the yard.
Surround the three thieves and a corpse in the middle.
The youngest son was so frightened that his soul could go out of his body, the other two drank ghost wine, and their faces were also dejected, and the condition of the three was very bad.They sat back to back, shivering, and knew very well in their hearts that this trip was completely broken.
Holding a stick as thick as a baby's arm, Wang Chunmei stood beside Shi Shen, staring at the three of them, and gritted her teeth, "Is this the third grandson who came to our house to steal money?"
Picking up ginseng nodded.
Old man Xu said that this matter would be handled by his five grandchildren, but Wang Chunmei would not be willing, "If you want to report to the police, you have to let my mother beat me up, so that my mother can feel at ease."
She looked at the lying body, "Shen'er, you didn't kill this thing, did you?"
Shi Shen was still depressed, he originally planned to teach Wu Dacui a lesson, but was preempted by Yin Hun, "No."
Wang Chunmei snorted, "It's cheap for him." She wasn't afraid of someone dying in her family, she didn't do anything outrageous, so what was she afraid of?To die in her home must be a castration and a heartless person!
Wang Chunmei, the scolder, leaned over to Shican and asked in a low voice, "Son, did he really die by himself? It has nothing to do with us, does it?"
If you kill someone, you will pay for your life.
What's more, for those who died at home, when the police come, they don't need to investigate, they can put a hat on their family.
Shi Shen smiled, "It has nothing to do with me."
Wang Chunmei heaved a sigh of relief, "That's it!" Turning her head to face the three thieves with a black face, "Big men have hands and feet, go to steal chickens and dogs, your ancestors will lose all face, don't be afraid They jumped out of the coffin to settle accounts with you..."
The three thieves, "..."
... If the ancestors have spirits, hurry up and take them away!This group of people...Jane, they are simply not human, they are too cruel!Less human than their thieves...
The five brothers of Xu's family drove around four o'clock and took away the bodies of the three thieves.
Wang Chunmei took the ginseng to the backyard, and gave him the gift book, "You were drunk at noon, and my mother didn't call you. This is the gift book. You take it. Put all the gifts here, and your uncle counted them all." , the gifts that the people in the village invited by the mother, the mother took it, and you put away the others, your uncle said that they were all valuable things. The mother knew that the money in the family must be missed by others, this is something that I can't bear to do all night It's sneaking in! This must have been spread by those people in the village who don't like our family, what the hell..."
Shishen took [-] yuan to Wang Chunmei, and collected the rest of the money and things.
When Wang Chunmei took 1 yuan to hold on to the door of the house, her inner thighs were still shaking!Excited and worried at the same time, where does she have to hide this big bundle of unity?
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