The reborn prince plays monkey

"Little monkey, little monkey, old man, I have been served by people all my life. It is God's will to get you, a living ancestor, when I am old. It is time for me to try to serve people."

Ning Guodong let out a disdainful "tss", and squeaked: 【You are rushing to do this, I don't mind it! 】

He really doesn't care about it, but he would rather go back to the zoo, at least he can go out to bask in the sun when the weather is good, and he can go to performances if he has the opportunity. He was suffocated to death, this is completely like a prisoner's life!

In addition to eating better than prisoners, other things are not as good as prisoners.As a prisoner, he can still be visited, but he can basically only face the old face of an outsider like Mr. Bi 24 hours a day.Chief Bi and his wife seldom go home, so they are probably busy.

Or do they all have someone out there? !

Ning Guodong thought gossip.

In fact, if you count those hateful bad birds, it can be regarded as an old face and a few small faces.

I really regret that I didn't tell Lin Fan his real identity back then. If that was the case, his family might come to get him away...

Of course, the premise is that Lin Fan is not regarded as a lunatic.

Ning Guodong was in a trance here, when he heard a bang bang in his ears, he turned his head and saw that Mr. Bi was blowing monkey hair on him with a hair dryer!

Cave special!It's summer now, blow your hair and blow it!How beautiful it is!

Ning Guodong hid left and right, but he was not as strong as others, so in the end he had to sit obediently and allow himself to be ravaged.

In the afternoon, Bi Zongming went out.Before leaving, he tied Ning Guodong with an iron chain to prevent him from running away.One end of the iron chain was tied to him, and the other end was tied to a heating pipe. City A is located in the north, and basically every household has heating.

Ning Guodong didn't struggle, because he knew it was useless to earn any more, it would only be a thankless effort, and he also had to save some energy to fight wits and courage with those bad birds, and not waste energy in unnecessary places.

Not long after Bi Zongming left, Director Bi came back.Ning Guodong has met this person several times, and even had dinner at the same table, but now, he can only let this person fumble on the top of his head without resisting.

Once you resist, the consequences will be unimaginable.Director Bi made a good statement on the surface, but in reality he is a rotten villain.Ning Guodong remembered that Tang Langda's father had said many times that if this man was not useful, he would have sent someone to kill him long ago.

"You're quite obedient, little monkey, your name is Jelly?" Director Bi asked Ning Guodong while sitting on the sofa.

Ning Guodong lowered his head and rolled his eyes, thinking that if I really answered you, wouldn't you be scared? !

Thinking about it again, no, even if he really answered, he would only be full of squeaks, it couldn't be human words, so he responded: [Young master is. 】

Director Bi still thought it was quite new, so he teased him for a while, and then made a phone call right where he was.Ning Guodong listened intently to Director Bi's conversation.

Because he is currently a monkey so no one guards against him.Two days ago, Mr. Bi called to let him know that Director Han's son had died, but he didn't know how to solve the matter.

Director Bi smiled lewdly and said, "Baby Ye Fang, do you miss me?"

Ning Guodong vomited, thinking to himself, Director Bi, you are so shameless at your age!

Director Bi continued: "I've been too busy these two days, so I'll visit you when I'm free. By the way, how is your son?"

son? !

Ning Guodong stretched his ears and continued to listen.If he remembered correctly, Director Bi only had one daughter, Bi Chengcheng, and now this son... Could it be an illegitimate child from outside?

Just when he was curious, words that shocked him even more came out of Director Bi's mouth.

"Don't worry about Lin Fan. Now that the old man knows that he has a grandson, he will never have any thoughts about him. He is just a grandson. How can he be compared with our son? Besides, my sister The old man has always been disliked, so don't even think about it, I will officially marry you after I find a chance to divorce Cheng Cheng's mother."

Lin Fan... turned out to be Bi Zongming's grandson...

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Help!

Chief Bi’s house has a unique room for keeping pets. All the windows here are covered with wire mesh. You can guess without thinking that this is to prevent pets from flying or running out. After all, no thief dares to break in The home of the police chief.

When Ning Guodong was still a human, he didn't have these things when he came here. Perhaps it was because of some precious species that he strengthened his defenses.

Ning Guodong looked at the birds flying freely in the house, and then at the iron chains that tied him, feeling very depressed.

Each bird's legs are also tied with thin chains, but the difference from its chains is that they are long enough, at least in this room, they can fly as much as they want without restriction.As long as it doesn't get entangled somewhere, even flying to the corner is not a problem.

The bad birds could try to escape if they got a chance to fly out of the room, but it was very difficult for him.Not only is he chained, but the saddest thing is—he has no wings, and Director Bi's house is a terrible eleventh floor!

【Oh, what a nuisance, it would be great if I could order food like Princess Cheng Cheng. I am tired of eating millet every day, and my fart smells like millet. 】

Ning Guodong listened to the complaints of one of the canaries, Xiuxiu, with his ears pricked up. This was the rare entertainment in his current collapsed life.

In the past two days, he has already figured out the names of these birds.There are two trilling canaries, the male is Youyou, the female is Xiuxiu, the only mynah is Xiaobing, there is a little sunflower named Xianxian, and there is a small Japanese bird with gorgeous fur named Pingping, which is male. , but these bad birds call it a devil, or a little Japan, and it is almost never used to correct the name.

【Xiuxiu, what do you want to eat? 】The starling soldier pointed his mouth with the tip of his left wing, and said with a greedy look: 【I want to eat melon seeds. 】

Xiuxiu raised her head proudly, and looked at Xiao Bing with contempt, [Hmph, I have no pursuit at all, I'm still plain after thinking about it. ] Turning his eyes, he said longingly: [I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want to eat maggots the most! 】

Ning Guodong covered his mouth and vomited, provoking Xiuxiu's furious glance, 【What are you vomiting, dead monkey! 】

Ning Guodong suppressed the feeling of nausea and said: [I vomit, can you control me?Don't be fierce with me, and if you are more fierce, I will pluck your hair off!Don't think that you can't catch you because you are flying on it. 】

【you dare!See if the old man doesn't clean you up! 】

[Look if I dare! ] Ning Guodong looked around while speaking, and his eyes lit up when he found something that he could get and use, and said with a smirk: 【This time I see if you still pretend to be like me! 】

Xiuxiu got a little flustered, Ning Guodong was holding the baijiu that Director Bi had brought when he came here, this baijiu was packed in a wooden gift box, and it could stand as high as a common bedside table.If Ning Guodong put the box on the table where they put food and water, then it is possible to get to the iron chains that fasten them.

Putting the wine box on the table, Ning Guodong dexterously stood up, but what made him collapse was that he was still a little short of reaching the iron chain that tied Xiuxiu.

This made Xiuxiu very happy, pointing at Ning Guodong and yelling at him as 2B, unlucky.

No one needs to remind Ning Guodong that he knows he is unlucky. How can someone who is not unlucky want to be a monkey after doing a heavy job?It's nothing more than being a monkey, and being locked up as a pet!But being told by Xiuxiu made him even more angry.

This anger turned into a powerful force, which made him jump up after standing firmly on the box, and directly grabbed the iron chain on which Xiuxiu was tied.

Following Xiuxiu's screams came Ning Guodong's cheers of success, he was finally able to torture this canary with a bad mouth!

Xiuxiu was struggling in Ning Guodong's hands to fly out, Ning Guodong held its wings tightly and looked at its desperate eyes with a sinister smile, not to mention how happy it was.

Youyou flew around not far away and yelled: [2B monkey, let go of my wife! 】

【open? ] Ning Guodong slapped Xiuxiu twice with his finger PIAPIA, 【No way!If I don't apologize to Lao Tzu, I don't think I will let it go.Dare to shit on my head, you really think I'm a vegetarian! ] After finishing speaking, he stared at Xianxian with the eyes of a street rascal.

Xianxian had a cold war, and suddenly remembered that she always called this monkey 2B, this kid must have held a grudge.

Xiuxiu kept saying I'm sorry, but Ning Guodong seemed like he couldn't hear enough, and had no intention of letting it go at all.Xiuxiu was so anxious that she frequently looked at Youyou, but there was nothing Youyou could do, after all, they were still pitifully small in front of the monkeys.

Ning Guodong finally decided to show mercy and let Xiuxiu go after he was traumatized in his heart and spirit, 【I will be the big brother here from now on, do you understand? 】

Xiuxiu nodded fiercely.

Ning Guodong didn't seem to be satisfied, so he went to tease Xiuxiu's chrysanthemum.

Youyou jumped like thunder, fluttered his wings and scolded him: [You perverted monkey, rotten monkey, stinky monkey, shameless monkey!How dare you insult my wife, I will kill you! ! ! ! 】

[I'm right here, come here. ] Ning Guodong plucked all the hairs on Xiuxiu's butt one by one as he said, and went up to touch it maliciously after plucking.

If birds can also make burrows, Ning Guodong believes that Xiuxiu has definitely made burrows to the parking lot on the basement floor.

After satisfactorily establishing his sinister, tough and black-bellied image, Ning Guodong