The reborn prince plays monkey

Wanting a monkey to laugh at him, he had no choice but to say: [I want to see if I can fool the clothes in the hands of tourists with my charm. ] After finishing speaking, he looked at Erxi with an extremely stinking smile, 【Erxi, you don't know, in fact, your elder brother and I can also dance hip-hop. 】

Er Xi was very excited when he heard the words, and said straight: [Boss, Boss, let's have a hip-hop two-monkey group in the future! 】

Ning Guodong did not lie, he learned hip-hop from a master-level teacher on purpose, and because he liked it, he learned it very seriously.It's just that when he was studying, he never thought that one day he would dance for others to ask for a dress.

[Let's talk about it when we have clothes. 】

【Boss wants to wear a costume? ] Erxi pondered for a while and said: [The key is that instructor Liu can't understand what we are saying, otherwise it would be good to borrow the costume from him.But having said that, our costumes are much more beautiful than the wild monkeys in the circus, but unfortunately we only get the chance to wear them when we go to the show. 】

[Wait, there will be one day. 】

After waiting for half a month, the performance costume did not arrive, but the constipation and other things that made the monkey collapse.

You must know that monkeys often eat bananas, and constipation is almost the most unrelated disease for monkeys.

Ning Guodong remembered that when he was a child, his grandmother said that he would have diarrhea when he caught a cold, and he would be constipated when he got angry.But he thought that a person like him who was so nervous that he was so heartless that people wanted to get rid of it quickly would not get angry, but obviously, he underestimated the depression of being imprisoned too much.

It seems that from the fifth day after he became a monkey, he began to show faint signs. His temper became more and more serious. At first, he scolded Er Xi bloody, and then scared all the girls in the Golden Monkey House. He squeaked, and finally he yelled while grabbing the railing crazily...

All of this points to a problem, he... got angry.

Although as a monkey, he is not afraid of being judged, but he was still a human being after all, and he couldn't bear to live with monkeys every day, without the company of the same kind, without the normal entertainment space, and without Don Rhonda.

Erxi looked at him worriedly and said: 【Boss, if you are sick, you need to see him. Don't be awkward, let go of the railing and go with Instructor Liu. 】

Ning Guodong refused to kill Kaisailu, who was refusing to shoot any birds, his two paws desperately grasped the iron railing and did not let go, and he didn't know where he got so much strength.

Liu Qing's patience was somewhat exhausted, he roughly opened Ning Guodong's paw, and said: "If you don't obey me again, I will ask Dr. Luo to come here and give you an injection!"

Ning Guodong let go of his hand suddenly, making Liu Qing stunned for two seconds.He was just talking casually, but he didn't expect it to really have an effect.He didn't know if Jelly really understood or it was just a coincidence.

【Boss, don’t worry, I’ll ask for more bananas for you in a while. If you eat ten or eight of them, you won’t need any more injections. 】Erxi patted his chest and promised.

Ning Guodong responded sullenly and left with Liu Qing.He also hopes that today is the last "needle".

In fact, today was only the second time. He didn't want to go so much because the usage of the thing was too confusing for monkeys. He would rather have a real injection than be poured into a chrysanthemum!

Liu Qing led Ning Guodong to find Dr. Luo, who was ready and waiting.She said: "Let's hurry up, I'm going to see the Second Artillery after finishing the jelly, she seems to be a mother."

Ning Guodong embarrassingly remembered the rippling night when he injured Nana.

"It would be great if it's true. There hasn't been a new life in the Monkey Mountain for a long time." Liu Qing couldn't help being excited when he thought of having a baby orangutan in his arms.

Just as Ning Guodong was about to roll his eyes, that disgusting feeling came, and Dr. Luo began to push his chrysanthemums to pour medicine into them again!At this time, he would rather be Liu Qing. Dr. Luo is a woman, and it really makes him uncomfortable to let a woman touch his ass!

"Little Jelly seems to be in a bad condition recently. Xiao Liu, you should pay more attention, and don't make any serious problems." Dr. Luo told Liu Qing after washing his hands.

Liu Qing also noticed that there is something wrong with Jelly recently. First, she changed her laziness and learned to perform. She also danced street dance like Er Xi, and every time she found a specific object to dance with, it seemed that most of the dances were for children. look.

If Ning Guodong knew what Liu Qing was thinking at the moment, he would definitely say: Nonsense!Only children's clothes are suitable for me to wear. Is it possible that I have to spend a long time trying to get an adult's clothes that I can't wear at all? !

Ning Guodong was also listless after returning to the Golden Monkey House, and he didn't respond at all when Erxi asked him to dance with him.He just wants to sleep now, and it's better to sleep until the end of time, or sleep until he wakes up and finds that he just had a dream. After waking up from the dream, he is still the original Ning Guodong, the one favored by Tang Langda. Rice bugs.

After sleeping all morning, Ning Guodong himself didn't know how many dreams he had, but the dreams were basically boring.Either he and Erxi were begging for bananas, or Liu Qing scolded him for being stupid, being a monkey and being constipated.

However, there is also a dream that is quite beautiful, that is, the handsome guy with silver-white hair came to see him that day, and he still had new clothes in his hand.

Ning Guodong was grinning foolishly, Erxi suddenly shouted at him: 【Boss, that person who said you were a silly monkey born from inbreeding | mating is here again. 】

Turning around, it was really that person.

Erxi asked: [Boss, are you still smashing? 】

During the conversation, Lin Fan had arrived at the nearest place to Ning Guodong.Ning Guodong looked at his empty hands and said: [Cut, as a repeat customer, you still don't bring me some gifts, that sucks! 】

Lin Fan suddenly smiled and asked, "Little monkey, what do you want?"

Ning Guodong froze, moved a few steps to a place where there were no monkeys, and whispered tentatively: 【Clothes (?)】

Who knows, Lin Fan also followed, and asked again, "What kind of clothes do you want?"

Ning Guodong was completely in a mess, how could this be? !Who will tell him why Lin Fan can understand what he said, and who will tell him whether this is reality or a dream!

【You...can you understand me? ] Ning Guodong lowered his voice and asked carefully as if doing something wrong.

Lin Fan nodded.

Yes, he nodded!

【Then... pinch me to see. 】

"Don't worry, you're not dreaming, I can understand you."

Ning Guodong clasped his hands together and bowed, drew a cross on his chest and thanked all the great gods he could thank before saying: [I finally have a fucking bosom friend! 】

In the afternoon, Ning Guodong put on the new clothes that Lin Fan had bought for him, and felt the beauty of taking off his pants when he was dealing with the urgent need to defecate and urinate. He squatted for a while and muttered, [ Damn, I'm finally not constipated! 】

On this day, Ning Guodong swore that he loves vests and underpants!

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Bad guy

At six o'clock in the morning, there was a unique sound that would only be made when the iron sliding door was pulled open. Ning Guodong yawned sleepily, and his eye sockets suddenly became wet.

Leaving aside the first few days when he became a monkey, he never let go of any opportunity to ignore the breeder before nine o'clock in the morning, because he always wanted to sleep in.

It's a pity that he basically didn't have such a chance, because although the breeder didn't care about him, that nasty Liu Qing would always show up at such inappropriate times to do inappropriate things.

For example, like now, he was hit by Liu Qing right after he finished yawning.Instructor Liu said viciously to him: "It's not the year of birth, what kind of red pants are you wearing!"

He didn't understand, what's wrong with him wearing red underpants?Can't he wear a white cartoon T-shirt with red cotton pants underneath?Besides, Lin Fan bought it for him, and it was not his designation.Lin Fan hasn't been here since he delivered the clothes to him. I don't know if he has something to do. I don't know if he will remember that he asked him to bring his flip flops when he came again.

But having said that, it's obviously not the first time that damned Instructor Liu saw him dressed like this, but today he was unhappy with him, as if he was just trying to get along with him.I don't know why the golden snub-nosed monkey, which everyone else regards as a baby, is no different from a golden retriever when it comes to Liu Qing?At any rate, he is now a national first-class protected animal!

Ning Guodong wanted to refute one or two, but after thinking about it, he was powerless, but he still couldn't help muttering carefully in his heart: Tsk, like a woman, There are also those days of each month!

"Have you lost your temper, kid?" Liu Qing poked Ning Guodong's small forehead with the handle of a small whip as he spoke.

Ning Guodong flashed nimbly and grabbed the whip with his hand.Although he has turned into a monkey now, he still has dignity. Liu Qing knocks him on the head every now and then, is it really a lesson to his grandson?

"Hehe, the little boy has learned to fight back?" Liu Qing kicked Ning Guodong's butt lightly after speaking, "Go over and stand with them, there are important guests coming to our garden today."

Ning Guodong swaggered and stood next to Erxi. If it was in the past, he would have run away with his butt covered, but wearing shorts is really different. He doesn't feel too embarrassed when he gets kicked, at most he just feels ashamed Yes, after all, he is still the boss in the Golden Monkey House.

[Boss, who is the important guest that Instructor Liu mentioned? 】 Erxi lowered his voice and asked.

[Basically she is the principal's mistress. 】

【ah? 】Er Xi was completely sluggish.Why didn't he know that the principal had a mistress?Sure enough, the boss still knows more than him.

[Ah what, don't you know when you see it? 】

Maybe it was because "important people" were coming to visit, so Liu Qing didn't leave Monkey Mountain all morning.