The reborn prince plays monkey

I dare not admit that I can write and understand human speech.

Ning Guodong took the phone nimbly, took out a notepad with some clumsiness, typed a few words on it, and handed it to Chen Xu.

Chen Xu took it over and saw that there were exactly four words written on it - "computer phone"

"This is easy to handle, what about the others?" Chen Xu turned his phone screen to Lin Fan and said, "Don't tell me you still can't access the Internet here!"

"If you're talking about computer internet access, it's true that you still can't access it." Lin Fan didn't think there was anything wrong with not being able to access the internet. He thought it would be nice to have a mobile phone. He doesn't play online games, and there are few movies and TV shows. Look, besides, he spends most of the day dealing with animals. If he has any problems, he can just use his mobile phone to check the Internet. He doesn’t need to use the Internet to solve other things, so it doesn’t matter to him whether he has Internet at home.

But Ning Guodong was shocked, there are still young people who don't use the Internet these days? !He stared at Lin Fan with a serious and puzzled expression: "Are you sure your name is Lin Fan, not Avatar?"

Lin Fan smiled, "I'm more sure than you are a monkey and I am a human."

Ning Guodong was furious.

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Don't worry Guodong, I will bring you a new mobile phone and a computer next time I come here, and I will let you surf the Internet."

Ning Guodong pounced on Xiao Yang like a tiger, as if smearing nectar on his mouth, he blurted out compliments: [Little aunt is the best! 】

Inexplicably, Chen Xu felt that he understood this sentence, but he understood it, and there was still some surprise. If it was Ning Guodong in the past, he would definitely not make the action of rubbing him now, so now this Is it because you have become a monkey?

Xiao Yang put his hands on the ground to keep his balance, and looked at Chen Xu with embarrassment as he stretched out his index finger and tapped on Ning Guodong's sparse golden forehead, pushing him away, and said while pushing: "Boy, don't think that you can become a monkey if you become a monkey." Playing cute casually, you dare to pounce anywhere, looking for a beating!"

With a whoosh, Ning Guodong hid behind Lin Fan and showed his head, and said righteously: [It is shameful to hurt animals under national first-class protection! 】

Lin Fan laughed, and Chen Xu asked him, "What are you laughing at?"

Just as Lin Fan was about to open his mouth, he felt the little claws behind him grabbing the hem of his clothes, holding them tightly.Obviously Jelly didn’t make any more noises, but he just felt that he heard Jelly’s begging, as if he was saying—Brother Lin Fan, help me once, don’t translate this time(?)

"Laughing jelly is timid." After Lin Fan finished speaking, he changed the subject naturally, "Did you come over for dinner so early?"

Chen Xu and Xiao Yang came straight to Lin Fan's place after sending their children to the eldest brother's house in the morning, so they really didn't eat.Letting Lin Fan say that both of them felt a little hungry, Chen Xu asked, "What? You finally decided to kill Simao for me as a side dish?"

Lin Fan's cheeks twitched immediately, "I want you to cook!"

Xiao Yang asked, "What is four hairs?"

This Ning Guodong also knew it, so he rushed to answer: [Simao is a donkey, he looks so ugly! 】

It's a pity that Xiao Yang didn't understand, so he had to ask again, "What is Guodong talking about?"

It was Chen Xu who answered, "Simao is a donkey. Lin Fan treasures this donkey very much, and your husband and I like donkey meat very much."

Lin Fan looked helplessly at Simao's residence, "They say Simao doesn't like you, but you say you always miss eating his meat, does he dare to like you?"

Ning Guodong held his stomach and laughed.

Chen Xu turned his head, with a dark smile on his face, "I heard that monkey brain is also delicious, and it's a great tonic."

The hands covering his stomach were quickly placed on both sides in an orderly manner, and the corners of the curved mouth were quickly drawn into a line!Ning Guodong never forgets the slander: It is shameful to harm animals under national first-class protection!Threatening the national first-level protection of animals is even more shameful!

The breakfast was very light, and it was still Lin Fan's kitchen, making millet porridge and stir-fried vegetables.Xiao Yang and Chen Xu didn't care, and Lin Fan didn't think there was a problem, but Ning Guodong couldn't do it. He lost his appetite when he saw these things.His entire face was as green as a vegetable leaf on a plate.

It's not that Lin Fan doesn't refuse to cook meat and vegetables, but he doesn't dare to eat any more. He still engraved in his mind the thing that caused his legs and feet to be weak due to diarrhea the night before.

"What's wrong with him?" Xiao Yang asked when he saw that Ning Guodong had been picking up the porridge with a spoon for a long time without taking a bite, his head drooping like a sunflower at night.

Lin Fan said: "He wants to eat meat."

Chen Xu got excited again, "That just happens to kill your Si Mao!"

Lin Fan added: "But monkeys tend to have diarrhea when they eat meat."

Xiao Yang: "..."

Not being able to eat meat is very depressing. Once depressed, monkeys tend to be irritable, and when they become irritable, they want to bully others.But there is no one to bully, what to do with NIA at this time?

After confirming that the staff in the farm were gone at night, Lin Fan took the remaining Chen Xu, Xiao Yang, and Ning Guodong out for a snack, and counted them to see if they were missing or missing.

Ning Guodong Pidian'er Pidian'er followed behind them, which seemed to be a bit of a pretentious trick.Whenever Lin Fan entered the animal enclosure, he raised his face high and his chest straightened up, and whenever he saw someone who was not pleasing to his eyes, he would put down his harsh words before leaving without saying a word.

For example, when he arrived at the chicken coop, a certain proud rooster gave him a white look and said: [The coat color is so single, it's so ugly!What is the name of the golden monkey, I think it is called the papa monkey! 】

Ning Guodong didn't bring it up in one breath, he almost suffocated, he really wanted to go up and pluck the chicken's feathers, but then he thought it was too tasteless to do so, so he pulled Lin Fan's hand and raised his face and said: [Lin Fanlin Fan, I want fried chicken hearts, grilled chicken heads, and braised chicken legs. 】

Lin Fan agreed.Small meat can still be eaten appropriately.

The flower rooster immediately slumped to the ground.

Afterwards, they came to the pig house, and a certain pig with no eyes said: [Hey, brothers, look at that monkey, it looks like a bear, but it’s too shy to hang around next to its owner! 】

Ning Guodong ran away, and said to Lin Fan who was counting: [Lin Fan, I want to eat pig ears and fried pork liver with green peppers tomorrow!If you don't give me food, I will run away from home! 】

Lin Fan: "...OK."

A certain pig quickly covered its ears and hid in a corner of the pen.

When we went to Si Mao's side again, Si Mao was very affectionate towards Lin Fan, and even rubbed Lin Fan's clothes with the neck of a donkey. Ning Guodong felt that it was an eyesore when he saw it. My uncle thinks that Simao's meat must be delicious. Next time when you don't pay attention, my little uncle and I will kill Simao first. 】

Si Mao: […]

The author has something to say: I have already started the daily watch, why are there fewer birds for Mao Guliang? ~

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See you again

With the help of Lin Fan, Ning Guodong offended all the animals that could be offended, and the so-called offended animals were of course those who would not sue Lin Fan.He has his own set of Ning-style Xiaojiu in his heart.

According to preliminary observations, Lin Fan arranged the communicating animals and the non-communicating animals in the north and south directions respectively.There are chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, and sheep in the south, horses, dogs, turtles, snakes, and birds in the north, and some dumb animals that occupy a small area, such as Miss Hua and hamsters, etc. are also in the north.

Ning Guodong spends most of his time in the north, because he can't go to the south casually. There are many staff there during the day, and his identity is not suitable for strolling there, so only at night, the staff will After work, he can show his prestige under Lin Fan's leadership.

The animals in the north are relatively arrogant because they can communicate with Lin Fan, but they still have to be obedient when they meet him. After all, there is still a lot of difference between ordinary animals and advanced animals.

One day, Ning Guodong chose some shredded pork to keep at the dinner table, and Lin Fan asked him what he was doing, and he said it would be useful to keep it, without further explanation.Although Lin Fan was curious, firstly, he had something to do, and secondly, he knew that Ning Guodong was measured, so he didn't ask any further questions.

When Lin Fan finished his meal and took away his things, Ning Guodong also left the dining table, and in a blink of an eye he had to go to Niaolin.There are no cages or nets in the bird forest, and the birds here are completely free-range.Because they eat well and live well here, and some people can understand their words, most of them will not leave if you ask them to go, and even many wild birds often come here to stay overnight , or mix something to eat before leaving.

Ning Guodong took out shredded pork and poured it to a budgerigar named Banban, saying: [Banban, this one might be a little spicy today, so don't pick it. 】

While waiting for Ning Guodong to open the paper bag, Banban said: [It's okay, it's okay, it's only spicy enough, thank you Brother Jelly. 】

Banban is a female bird, although she is small in size, she is the most in charge of talking in the bird forest, sometimes Ning Guodong feels his liver tremble when he screams.In Lin Fan's words, Banban is a violent girl with a tigress in her soul.

Animals also have news, but when it comes to the best news, it is the birds.Ning Guodong now has a computer and a mobile phone, and he can also access the Internet, but he finds it more interesting to listen to Ban Ban's interesting stories, because she can always get excellent news that even journalists and comrades can't pick up.For example: which famous leader ejaculate prematurely, which beautiful woman looks like Ugly Betty after taking off her makeup, or who is pregnant, the child is not the groom, etc...

Ning Guodong prepared his own ponytail, watched Banban eating and said vaguely: [Today's celebrity headline is that the director of the Public Security Bureau of our city A and his wife reconciled, and then married the mistress back without any notice. After leaving home, Xiaosan brought a son with him, and we guessed that this son belonged to the director in the first place. 】

Ning Guodong nodded, thinking of Lin Fan in his heart.That old bastard in Bi's family, when he has no grandchildren, he misses