The reborn prince plays monkey

The car has already driven a long way.

It wasn't until now that he seemed to really realize that Ning Guodong was a monkey with human thinking.No, maybe it should be said that it is a human with the appearance of a monkey?

After tightening the cap of the bottle, Ning Guodong took advantage of the opportunity and sat on the back seat, without raising his head, he said: 【Lin Fan, give me a cigarette. 】

Lin Fan could understand Ning Guodong's feelings, so he didn't respond, and handed him the cigarette case and lighter from his pocket.

Ning Guodong took it and took a sip, choked and coughed, tears and snot poured down his face, his throat was hot and sore as if he had rubbed chili powder.When he was a human, he was used to smoking, but now he has changed to a monkey body without this addiction. He wanted to try to see if he could get rid of the feeling of suffocation in his heart, but it seemed that he was thinking too easily.

Opening the car window a little, and throwing out the unfinished cigarette from there, Ning Guodong sat on the back seat in boredom and played with the lighter.This lighter is quite special, at least he has never seen it before, and he always feels that it is too refined as a tool for lighting cigarettes.

The body of the lighter is made of ceramics, and it looks like a portable vanity mirror, a small round plate.On one side of the small plate is a doll painted with colored paint, with pink skin, smiling eyes, and a small red bellyband, and on the other side is black text, which reads Li Shangyin's poem - It's hard to say goodbye when you meet, Dongfeng Powerless flowers.The spring silkworms are exhausted when the silkworms die, and the wax torch turns into ashes and tears dry up.

Ning Guodong read it twice before asking Lin Fan: [Is this thing a gift from a girl? 】Even if he is ignorant and ignorant, he can still see a thing or two in the poem. This is clearly a girl who misses her lover, isn't it?

Lin Fan smiled, reached out to ask for a lighter before answering Ning Guodong, "My mother gave this to my father when he was in prison, and wanted to tell my father that she gave birth to me and missed my father very much. Later, my dad gave it to me after he came out, and said that he missed my mother too much when he kept it by his side, and it made him feel even more uncomfortable."

Ning Guodong took the lighter back quickly, took a closer look at the fat baby on it, and after confirming certain things, he said to Lin Fan: [Then you mean that the picture on it is you? 】

Lin Fan nodded.He didn't tell Ning Guodong that, in fact, his father had a special request when he gave this thing to him, saying that he would give it to someone he really likes.

Ning Guodong looked at the lighter, then at Lin Fan's face, then at the lighter, then at Lin Fan's face, looked back and forth four or five times before saying: 【Lin Fan, aren't you a man?But why doesn't the child in this painting have a little JJ? 】

Lin Fan refused to answer such a meaningless question, stepped on the gas pedal and continued on the road.

But Ning Guodong didn't let go, insisted on finding out why, and kept asking him.Lin Fan was really dizzy at the end, so he told him: "Probably because my mother forgot that she gave birth to a son when she was painting."

Ning Guodong finally stopped asking, and stared out the window with his chin resting on his paws.He originally wanted to distract Lin Fan's attention, because when he said the word "prison", Lin Fan's eyes obviously flashed a glimmer of grayness, but he didn't expect that it seemed to make Lin Fan even more melancholy. .

The rest of the road has been very quiet, Ning Guodong's soul seemed to have gone out to let the wind go, his eyes became dull.

Ning Guodong was startled by the barking of a dog. Ever since he saw that cheap dog in Pengpeng, he was very sensitive to dogs, especially the black Tibetan mastiff in front of him was still barking fiercely at him. He couldn't turn a blind eye.

It seemed that the stone that blocked the diabetes insipidus became shattered with the sound of "barking", and he suddenly wanted to urinate again.

But take a look outside, father and mother, there are many dogs//(ㄒoㄒ)//

Ning Guodong clamped the little JJ between his legs, picked up the mineral water bottle while trembling, but couldn't care whether Lin Fan looked at it or not, he directly took the dick out and pointed it at the mouth of the bottle to release it.Maybe it wasn't urgent enough before, that's why he could bear to talk to Lin Fan about useless things, but now even the god Da Luo can't stop his diabetes insipidus!

Lin Fan sat in his original position nonchalantly, listening to the "natural music" behind him, and greeted the big dogs outside the window from time to time.

As if they understood what Lin Fan was expressing, all the dogs quieted down obediently, and lay down about one meter away from the car to look into the car.

Lin Fan didn't turn his head until he was sure that "Ning Guodong's Special" was over, but he almost vomited blood in anger.What is that transparent, slightly yellowish, slightly glistening liquid on his beloved lighter? !

Ning Guodong smirked, scratching the back of his head anxiously to look at Lin Fan.He really didn't drip urine on it on purpose, just now he was holding a lighter in one hand and a mineral water bottle in the other, and when Lin Fan moved, his hands trembled in fright...

In fact, Lin Fan wanted to say hello to the dog, but how did he know?He is not a prophet...

Lin Fan took a deep breath, and looked at Ning Guodong with his brow wrinkled like a flower roll.

It seems that he is very entangled in the question of whether he should return the lighter, or whether he should do it now or wait for Ning Guodong to clean it up...

He wondered why the album that had been kept in the same tone just now suddenly changed its key, and then turned back to the previous key. It turned out that...

Ning Guodong stuck out his tongue and put the lighter on his trousers... To be precise, he rubbed it against the top of his trousers, then picked it up to have a look, and after making sure that the appearance was the same as before, he carefully handed it to Lin Fan after he was able to light again. .

Lin Fan gritted his teeth, and looked at Ning Guodong with difficulty for a long time before he couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Yes, you should keep it." Anyway, in this life, he probably can't find anyone who can love him like his parents, at least he It's too difficult.

Ning Guodong farted, and rubbed the lighter on his underpants before happily putting it in his pocket.He likes special lighters, and he only has vase-shaped ones made of ceramics, and he can't touch them now, because they are in Tang Landa's house.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little distressed, probably...he won't be able to touch it in the future.

Lin Fan didn't understand why Ning Guodong changed his face just like playing. The face that was bright and bright one second was covered with clouds the next. He couldn't help guessing, "Jelly, you don't want to pee again, do you?" He can't be blamed for thinking this way, because the mineral water bottle is full.

Ning Guodong's face was embarrassing, and he said angrily: 【That's not it!I am not frequent urination! 】

"Then what happened to you?"

[Nothing——] Ning Guodong paused, and then said: [So you are a professional dog breeder, you don't look like one at all. 】

Lin Fan looked in the mirror and asked Ning Guodong again: "What should a dog look like?"

Ning Guodong couldn't figure it out either, so he laughed and said: [Cough, you should wait until I have a chance to become a human to ask such a difficult question. Now I really can't answer it with my IQ. 】

Lin Fan said: "I'm not a professional dog breeder, I raise too many things."

Ning Guodong didn't fully understand what kind of multi-method this multiplication is at night.

He spent the whole afternoon wandering around Lin Fan's territory under Lin Fan's leadership. This place really opened his eyes, as if he had never seen so many living things in the zoo.

Ning Guodong paid attention while walking around, Lin Fan has everything you need to fly in the sky, run on the ground, swim in the water, and drill in the ground, but the most are sheep, followed by dogs, then birds, and then there are not many, including tortoises. , horse, fish, snake, cow, chicken, duck, goose...

Today there is another monkey ==

In the end, Ning Guodong's eyes were fixed on a transparent glass cylinder in Lin Fan's bedroom, and he didn't blink for a while.The thing inside that he recognized was the seven-spotted ladybug.

Commonly known as Miss Hua...

[You even support this? ] Ning Guodong pointed to the glass jar and asked Lin Fan.

"As long as it is alive, I like to raise it."

[Then do you like to raise bacteria?They are also alive. 】

Lin Fan smiled and said, "There are no bacteria, but there are edible fungi. Do monkeys like to eat mushrooms?"

[I don’t know about other monkeys, but I like them, and I like them very much. 】Ning Guodong put his index finger to his mouth, made a greedy expression, clicked his mouth twice, and then said: 【TMD, I can finally take the initiative to order food!I want to eat sweet and sour fish, spicy shredded pork, deep-fried diced chicken and cucumber mixed with enoki mushrooms, pot-wrapped meat sauce, beef, and roasted pig's trotters! 】

Lin Fan: "..."

Ning Guodong stroked his chin and looked at the glass jar with a smirk, 【Would you like some deep-fried ladybugs? 】

Sisters Hua quickly huddled together and began to tremble like Parkinson's patients.

The author has something to say: the little inkstone is crying, and it will stop catching bugs, let’s move on first.Aunts are awesome~

Decisive diarrhea!

Ning Guodong remembered that he often played with seven-star ladybugs when he was a child. He liked to turn them over and over, and let their calves push hard but couldn't control the balance.Although they are small, torturing them is as much fun as torturing a turtle.The tortoise will retract its legs when it is bothered, but the ladybugs have no place to retract, so they can only struggle desperately.

But he never thought that one day he would be able to communicate with such small creatures. Ning Guodong felt a little bit of apology flashed in his heart when he was novel, probably at that time they were passively lying on their backs and thrashing about, and now he was forced to become a monkey. It feels almost the same, it's all the same pain and unbearable.

This painful feeling lasted for more than an hour, and it didn't completely disappear until after dinner.

Lin Fan cooked the dinner himself. At that time, Ning Guodong followed Lin Fan's buttocks from time to time to get some ingredients to eat, then smacked his lips twice, and continued to look for the next target.

Lin Fan said that monkeys are vegetarian animals and shouldn't eat too much greasy food, but Ning Guodong didn't listen to the persuasion and wanted to eat meat instead.