"Black Household" Across Time and Space

After a few days of running-in, Shang Junrong finally realized the reality: he is now in New York, the economic center of a country called the United States, and it is also an international city with the highest crime rate in the world.The world is as small as a village, and people can always travel around the world in various means of transportation that are unimaginable to him. The "Beetle" he once bumped into on the street is one of them.

And his current shelter is the home of a big boy named Jason Davis who also has a favorite bloodline.Shang Junrong's evaluation of the other party was that he was impeccable on the outside, but once he opened his mouth, he would be ruined.

What he often said to himself recently is: "Dear Mr. Shang Lie, this is calculated as interest. Since you are alone, traveling across the ocean, lacking basic knowledge of life, and extremely difficult to survive, I can count you Cheaper……"

"Mr. Shang Lie, since you have no fixed place to live and it is difficult to communicate with the people, I can provide housing and accommodation for free, but I will meticulously record the expenses of food and living expenses. Before you leave, please Settle one by one..."

"Mr. Shang Lie, out of infinitely expanding curiosity about you, one day it will destroy this house. Think twice about everything that was, or is now, in the future. And scrapped household appliances will be charged [-]% interest on top of the market price..."

"Mr. Shang Lie, I am deeply worried about whether you can gain a foothold in this country after leaving this door. For this reason, you should master the second world common language besides your mother tongue as soon as possible. For this reason, I have prepared basic oral English for children. 300 articles, of course this expense will be charged to your account..."

"Mr. Shang Lie..."

what happened again?Lazily digging through his ears, Shang Junrong found that someone's voice was like a magic voice piercing through his ears for three days without a break.

"I said how long are you going to stay in there? It's been three hours. As the only bathroom in the house, as your roommate and landlord, I have the obligation to remind you to speed up..."

"business……"

Just as Jason outside the door was about to continue piercing his ears with his magic voice, the bathroom door, which had been closed for three hours with a "wow", finally opened to him.

"Please."

Shang Junrong's whole body was wet, and only a white towel was wrapped around his waist and hips. He was obviously a head shorter than Jason, but he was even more domineering than him, as if I made you.

Passing by Jason who was also wearing a bath towel, Shang Junrong ignored the whistle from behind and went straight back to his room.

Looking at the boy's back, Jason blew his whistle.

What a perfect figure, with a slender but not thin skeleton covered with a layer of tight muscles, well-proportioned, fit and slender.

I don't know how much energy I have to spend in private just to build such a good body. The amount of exercise is amazing, at least it is not something ordinary people can do.

Fortunately, mine is no worse than yours, Jason took a fit pose, turned around and entered the bathroom, the next moment——

"Shang--lie--"

Here it is again, he is still not satisfied that I have come out, Shang Junrong habitually blocked his ears with two fingers, ignoring someone's high-decibel magic sound.

"How many times have I told you not to soak baby toys like ducks, plastic bears, and inflatable penguins in the bathtub that kids don't play with!"

After half an hour.

After taking a shower, Jason wrapped a towel around his waist, and while wiping his head, pushed away the guest room for Shang Junrong.As soon as he opened the door, he saw Shang Junrong laying on the bed, pointing at himself with a revolver in his hand.

Ignoring the existence of that eye-catching thing, Jason walked in calmly, "According to the laws of the United States, Mr. Shang Lie, you are already an adult, why are you still interested in playing with toys that children don't play with, and then turn your head to play with them?" Dangerous objects from which you have suffered!"

Shang Junrong imitated Jason and whistled, and threw the gun back into the open bedside table like a "gun flower" like a sword.

He already knew what the "hidden weapons" that hurt him were called. They were divided into many different models, but the principle remained the same.A few days ago, when he "rummaged through boxes" at home and found that Jason's house also had this kind of hidden weapon, Jason explained: "The United States is a free country, and citizens are allowed to wear firearms by law."

The translation is that it is as common for Americans to carry guns as a gentleman with a sword.Speaking of swords, Shang Junrong remembered that Ai Jian Fuguang came to this world with him, because he left in a hurry at that time, he didn't have time to look back, so he left it in the 'torrent' for the time being.Turn around and wait for yourself to figure out the general idea, and then find another opportunity to steal it back.

"Hey, how many times have I told you?" Jason walked to the bed and dragged up Shang Junrong who was lying leisurely on the bed. Shang Junrong had already changed into one-piece pajamas in his bathroom.

"Don't lie on the bed if your hair is not dry. Why do you have such long hair if you have nothing to do? It doesn't bother you."

After dragging the man up, Jason conveniently put the towel he used to wipe his head on the boy's head.Shang Junrong tore it off and wiped it with his hands.

"The body, hair and skin are the parents."

"Uh...you are so traditional."

Jason brought something over.

"That's the principle, uh... what are you holding?"

"Hair dryer, help you dry your hair quickly."

"No, I don't need this thing, it's buzzing and it's giving me a headache!"

Shang Junrong hurriedly dodged someone's claws.

"Come on, why don't you just admit that you are afraid, that you are afraid of something that even children don't care about."

One hiding and the other grabbing, back and forth, the two big men started a tug-of-war around the double bed.

"You are the devil."

Pressed by Jason every step of the way, Shang Junrong flew over the bed and turned from one side to the other.Jason followed suit neatly, threw someone onto the bed, and sat on his back, "No, I'm your creditor and breeder."

Hold down someone's shoulder with one hand, and turn on the switch with the other hand to start torturing someone.

Shang Junrong didn't resist, and let the other party manipulate him: For the sake of you raising me, I don't have the same knowledge as you.

"I'll sort it out later, let's go shopping in the afternoon."

Jason pulled someone's hair and continued blowing.

"What to buy?"

Someone was lazily lying on his stomach, enjoying the enthusiastic service of the owner.Jason is an acquaintance. After getting along for a few days, even Shang Junrong's character of reticence and disdain for anyone can easily communicate and get along with him in front of him.

Maybe it's the intuition of a martial artist. From the first time we met, the aura emanating from the other party was that kind of gentle and harmless, which is why he could get along with the other party without precaution.

"The batch of household utensils that were scrapped by you must be repurchased, otherwise we can only order takeaway in the future, or you don't mind drinking the northwest wind."

"Why should I go too?"

"You scrapped those things. I will charge this expense to your account, based on the market price..."

"Increase ten percent."

"Very well, you finally remembered."

"It really deserves to be called 'thrifty'. It's more economical than my master."

Shang Junrong couldn't help muttering.

After half an hour.

In someone's bedroom on the second floor, Shang Junrong was dressed casually, sporting shoes, jeans, and a white T-shirt.The clothes belonged to Jason, and they were too big to wear, so he had to tuck the T-shirt into his pants and tie a belt.

A sports hat and sunglasses in hand, "Why do I have to wear this?"

"Your black hair is too conspicuous, you don't want to be wanted by someone as soon as you go out! I don't want to ask for trouble."

He took the sunglasses from the young man's hand and put them on for him, and then tried to stuff the other's long hair into the hat, but it was too thick and too thick to be fixed, and Shang Junrong's scalp was numb when he pulled it, but it didn't work.

"Let go, I'll do it myself."

I combed a rough man's long hair like a chicken coop again, and found a bamboo chopstick.Because he is not used to using a knife and fork, Jason bought it for him.

Break off the bamboo chopsticks from the middle, and use a knife to trim the cut to a smoother shape, basically forming a thin cone.Put your hair up in front of the mirror and secure it with freshly baked bamboo hairpins.If I was still in Datang, I should have my hair tied in two years!It should be like this if the hair is tied up. Looking at myself in the mirror, I feel a little nondescript.Shang Junrong put the sports cap on his head resignedly, and turned around, "This will work."

"What's your expression like?"

"Don't get me wrong, I really didn't mean to laugh, I was just surprised, the Chinese are so amazing, a humble stick is worth a bunch of hair ropes."

"Let's go."

Glancing at Jason, who was downcast and grinning because of his strange hairstyle, Shang Junrong turned around and prepared to open the way.

"Wait a moment."

He took out the gold-rimmed glasses from his suit pocket and put them on. Seeing the puzzled look in his eyes, Jason said with a gentlemanly smile, "Don't you think this is rational?"

"If you don't speak."

"It's rude, it won't please girls like this."

Roll your eyes, you just pretend!

An hour later, Jason drove his second-hand Buick and brought Shang Junrong to the Appliance City in the center of New York.This is the first time Shang Junrong has officially gone out since he came to this world two months ago.

"Mr. Shang Lie, please follow closely. If you get lost here and can't find your way back, I won't call the police." Jason turned his head angrily and was almost overwhelmed by the crowd because of curiosity. The young man dragged him back, and took his hand worriedly, "Speaking of getting lost, I think you should equip a mobile phone first, it won't be very expensive, anyway, you don't lack this amount in your debt column."

Jason Ren dragged himself towards the nearest mobile phone counter. The sexy sales girl at the counter saw two men walking hand in hand, and smiled ambiguously at them.Shang Junrong didn't understand, so Jason pushed the boy who was dragging behind him to the counter with all his strength, and showed his perfect and impeccable professional smile to the sexy girl, "Good afternoon, lady, this is my brother, this kid took his The mobile phone can't be assembled after being disassembled. You must know that no one can live without that thing these days. 』

Jason was using English, and Shang Junrong only understood a few key words, such as 'lady', 'brother', 'mobile phone', turned upside down, and this guy started talking nonsense again.

"Yes sir, I can understand, and your troubles. Looking at the young man at the beginning, children of this age are usually naughty, and smiled understandingly: "Your brother is so beautiful, excuse me, you don't look alike, oh, I don't mean anything else, I just wanted to say...'

"No, your vision is really sharp, yes, as you can see.We were half-brothers, and the guy was purebred Asian and just came over from across the ocean for vacation.As for me, it’s incredible that my mother’s eccentricity refused to leave even one percent of my genes to me, oh, God’s witness...』

Saying that, Jason put his hands on his forehead to express his grief, which provoked the sexy girl's maternal instincts, coaxing and persuading, "Oh, sir, you don't have to be sad at all. Although you don't look like you, you are mature, steady and charming." , any woman who sees you will not be able to escape your... clutches...".

The two heads were getting closer and closer, Jason's deep voice was full of temptation: "Really!how about you? 』

The two faces were so close that they were almost touching each other. Shang Junrong couldn't stand it any longer. The social morality was ruined by this satyr. He covered his mouth and coughed heavily.The two heads separated immediately, and Jason coughed a few times pretendingly, and patted Shang Junrong's shoulder, "Dear Lie, how did my brother teach you, and I didn't say hello to this sister."

'Dear Lie', 'brother', 'sister' are all disgusting words!Shang Junrong didn't want to expose it in person, so he raised his head to think about it, but he didn't expect that when he raised his head, his eyes just fell on the sexy girl's plump and sexy cleavage.A tender face was flushed to the bottom, and she lowered her head and never dared to look up easily.

Seeing the boy's shy appearance, the sexy girl smiled coquettishly, "Your brother is so innocent!" 』

"Yeah, he's still in school, I think I'm the same as him now before I left school, I'm so stunned!" 』

"So I'm still a student. Our products here have quite good discounts for students! 』

"Really, that's great!It's a pity that we came out in a hurry and didn't bring his student ID. 』

"It's okay, I'm in charge here..."

In this way, Jason put on his 'gentleman's demeanor' brazenly, dragged the powerful backup resource of 'brother', bluffed all the way down, and won the latest Apple mobile phone at a price 30.00% lower than the market price , and a bunch of the latest home appliances...

"...Hehe, Mr. Aiwen, you are humorous and kind, I feel as if I have seen you somewhere..."

Miss Renee at the microwave counter covered her mouth and smiled slyly. Jason leaned on the counter, looked at each other affectionately, and lifted Miss Renee's bangs elegantly but not frivolously with his fingers: "Really?Maybe I was born with a popular face, which makes you feel familiar...』

"...God, if that's the case, our Almighty God has finally learned to be fair..."

"Sir, please fill in the address. Renee's eyes

The heart was full of hearts, and her poor breathing almost made her faint on the spot. Fortunately, a young man in overalls inserted it in time to save the heart of a deeply poisoned girl.

"...Well, well, please send these electrical appliances to this address tomorrow. 』Jason finished filling out the address and was ready to continue flirting with Renee.

Not far away, Shang Junrong was holding a large cup full of free popcorn in his arms, and he couldn't stop filling his bulging cheeks with popcorn.Next to him is a popcorn machine for sales promotion, which is diligently popping popcorn. The operator behind the fuselage is a 40-something Obasan. His eyes follow the boy and fall on the young man who is flirting. He is very envious of the young man over there. The sales lady was very resentful why she was assigned to do this kind of work.Fortunately, there is still a seductive young man in front of him, but he is a bit cold.

"Young man, you have an enviable older brother! 』

If he couldn't catch a beautiful young man, he made do with the beautiful young man, Obasan recklessly accosted Shang Junrong, who was surrounded by the aura of "I'm dangerous, don't get close to strangers".

Fortunately, Shang Junrong didn't pay attention to the other party, turned his head and glanced at the ticket, then turned his head a little bit, his Adam's apple slipped, and shouted to someone in the distance: "Jie-save, brother, brother!" 』

Jason was ready to turn his head when he just uttered the sound, and when someone dropped the word 'brother' implying 'internal force', he staggered and sprained his neck as he failed to stand still.Standing up with his back steady, the corners of Jason's mouth twitched, and cold sweat broke out.

This person is laughing, this Wannian Glacier can actually laugh!

The corner of Jason's mouth continued to twitch, and resigned himself to his fate, he moved over in small steps.Shang Junrong was still smiling, with a smile on his face, pointing to a shelf of popcorn machines on sale behind Obasan: "I want this!" 』

Standard American English with correct accent.

Fifteen minutes later, in the underground parking lot, the back seat of Jason's second-hand Buick was filled with bundles of packed popcorn.On the front passenger seat, the teenager grabbed a handful of popcorn in his arms and stuffed it into his mouth: "Stingy."

Jason started the engine. "I'm doing this for your own good, Mr. Deficit. Besides, our house is too small for such a behemoth."

Turn the steering wheel quickly and reverse the car.

Continue stuffing the popcorn, "It's not as big as your microwave, and it's not missing on my bill."

"Oh, really! Then we'll go buy clothes for you."

Step up the gas pedal and drive the car.

"I have no shortage of clothes."

"Of course, everything you wear is mine, including underwear."

Someone blushed in silence.If it wasn't for someone holding a knife to his neck, he wouldn't be so uncommon to wear this kind of shorts made of short cloth, which are tightly wrapped and uncomfortable.