second in the world

Early in the morning, the street became lively, and all kinds of vendors, stalls, and wanderers got up early.Of course, in a store called "Xingyuan Inn", there lived such a "unique" guest.No matter how loud the noise outside was, it still couldn't interrupt his dream.No matter how noisy the other residents next to him were, he just wouldn't wake up and slept like a dead pig.

It was already high in the sun, but he was still dreaming sweet dreams, and he still blew from time to time.At this time, the shopkeeper called the waiter, and said, "Go upstairs to see if the guest officer who came the day before yesterday is dead? What time is it? I haven't gotten up yet. I don't want to give you the house money, right? Go, put He woke me up."

Xiao Er nodded and bowed. "Okay, wait a minute, I'll call him right away." When he came to the middle room on the second floor, Xiaoer first knocked on the door lightly, of course he was also afraid of offending these guests.Seeing that there was no response for a long time, he shouted: "Guest officer, are you up yet? Do you need to prepare something for you?"

Still no response.Just when he was about to break in, the door opened from the inside, and what appeared in front of him was a sleepy, unkempt young man wearing only his underwear. When he saw Xiao Er, he didn't give a good face , Loudly said: "It's so early in the morning, why are you shouting, and you can't let people sleep well. Why, your shopkeeper is dead, and you are in a hurry to report my funeral."

Xiao Er blushed and said: "Guest officer, it's already time, it's still early, our shopkeeper is calling you." The man stretched his waist, yawned, and said: "What do you want me for? Hit him? "

Xiao Er knew that this man was a bit outspoken, so he didn't care about anything, and said cautiously: "You will know after you go?" Don't want to offend anyone.

The man turned around and said: "Go away first, I still have to put on clothes and wash up, tell your shopkeeper to wait later." Although his tone was extremely rude, Xiao Er still deliberately smiled and said: "Guest officer, If you are busy first, I will go and inform the shopkeeper."

Xiaoer went downstairs and muttered: "These days, the rich are all uncles, hey."

The shopkeeper was doing calculations downstairs, waiting left and right, but he didn't see the person upstairs coming down. In a hurry, he called Xiaoer again, and said angrily, "Go, urge him, and there is no sound for a long time." Xiaoer was just about to get ready. When he went downstairs, the man went downstairs head-on, walked to the counter, put his chin in one hand, and said to the shopkeeper, "Tell me, how much money do I owe you?"

The shopkeeper's anger still remained on his face, and he said, "You haven't paid any money since you moved in the day before yesterday, plus your food, drink, and use, it's a total of ten taels of silver."

"Twelve taels", the man shouted in surprise, "You might as well grab it, that's all." The shopkeeper smiled slyly, and said, "My guest officer, I have a receipt here, and you signed it. If you don't pay off the money owed, I can send you to the government."

"Are you threatening me?" The man looked displeased. "That's a threat. It's only natural to pay back the debt. You've been living with me for three days, and I haven't even received a penny. Who do you think is justified?"

The man curled his lips and said, "Hey, shopkeeper, do you know who I am? I'm the world's number one demon exorcist. Do you have any demons in your family? I'll help you exorcise demons for free. How about it? Enough of justice."

The shopkeeper's face was full of "I want to kill you", and said: "I don't care who you are, don't talk about it for me, just say whether you will give it today?"

The man had a cheeky face and smiled: "Well, I guess there are none today, shopkeeper, can you give me a few more days? I will be very grateful. Hehe..." The shopkeeper said angrily: "Show me Go away, don't mess with me here, if I don't see the money in your hand tonight, I will sue you to the government, huh!!!"

After the shopkeeper finished speaking, he walked away angrily.The man hummed a little tune wisely and climbed upstairs.Walking to the door, he didn't even bother to push the door with his hands, so he just kicked it open, walked into the room, and muttered to himself: "Thinking that I, Long Che, is suave, handsome, talented, with a jade tree facing the wind, and martial arts are world-class, I have ended up like this, ah!" , why is no one looking for me?"

He grabbed a stool and sat down, looked at himself, he had been wearing this light gray cloth shirt for more than ten days, but recently no one wants to eliminate demons and monsters, there is no money to make.I was alone, I had nothing, and I couldn't even pay the rent, let alone buy new clothes.

He looked at his own sword on the table, grabbed it, and said, "Is it possible that I can only take you for granted? Anyway, you have been with me for three years. You have worked hard without credit." Then he opened his mouth and said: "But you can't just watch the master being chased for debts. If you have no food, you can sacrifice it. Master, I am really desperate. When I have money, I will redeem you immediately." Come."

With that said, that's what I did.He jumped out of the window with his sword in hand, came to the street, searched around, and finally saw a pawnshop, he walked into the pawnshop excitedly, put the sword on the cabinet, and said: "Boss, look How much is it worth?"

The pawnshop owner took the sword, examined it carefully, and quoted the price, "It's only worth three taels of silver."

"What?" Long Che couldn't believe it. "My fine sword is not as valuable as someone else's broken iron."

"Then is it right for you? If not, just step aside and don't hinder my business." The pawnshop owner turned his face.Long Che was displeased, and said: "Yo, you old man, dare to show off to me, don't you think your life is too long." After speaking, he put the sword on his neck.

The boss panicked, apologized quickly, and said: "Grandpa, please forgive me, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, so let the little one go." The corner of Long Che's mouth slightly raised, and he asked, "How much is my sword worth now?" Boss Trembling, he said: "The energy is worth... worth ten taels."

"Huh? It's only ten taels?" Long Che continued to press his sword against the boss's neck. The boss wanted to cry but said, "20 taels, 20 taels, the head office will do it."

Long Che looked at him and said, "Okay, 20 taels is 20 taels, bring the money." After speaking, he stretched out his hand and asked for the money.The boss's heart was bleeding, but he still took out 20 taels from the cabinet and handed it to Long Che.

Long Che also followed the rules, and handed the sword to the boss, saying: "I will come to redeem it in the future, don't let me lose it, do you hear me?" The boss took the sword tremblingly and nodded.

Holding the money in my hand, I feel so happy, and I feel that the scenery is infinitely good when I walk there.Long Che turned into the clothing store first, made himself a decent set of clothes, then happily walked down the street, bought a bunch of snacks, including candied haws, roast duck, sesame seed cakes, and brought back a jug of wine by the way. ...He cheerfully carried these bags on his shoulders, then jumped in from the courtyard wall, climbed through the window on the second floor and entered the room.

Sitting down on the stool, he opened the bag and said, "I haven't eaten these for a long time, I'm so hungry." After saying that, he tore off a duck leg and started to eat it.As he ate and ate, he thought: There is no way to go on like this. If you can survive today, you won’t be able to survive tomorrow.

He thought he had to find something to do quickly.Just as he was thinking, someone knocked on the door suddenly. Long Che didn't shy away from it, and opened the door directly. When he saw the shopkeeper, he said displeasedly: "It doesn't seem to be night, you came to ask for money so soon?"

The shopkeeper smiled and said: "I heard from a servant that I saw you wandering in the street. It seems that you have some money. Oh, look, this dress is really good. As the saying goes, a man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle. Seeing that you have changed The clothes look like dogs."

Long Che vomited, deliberately spat out a bone in his mouth onto the shopkeeper's face, and said, "What do you mean by looking like a dog, I'm already very handsome."

The shopkeeper wiped the spittle off his face, and said, "Okay, whatever you want, this money..." Long Che saw that he was impatient, and didn't bother to look at his old face, so he took out twelve taels from his pocket and stuffed it into In his hand, he said: "Can you get out? Don't bother me."

After recovering the money, the shopkeeper left quickly.Long Che squeezed his pocket, and it became deflated again, "It's hard for me to gain weight." Long Che sighed for a while.His mother sewed this pocket for him when he was a child. It looks like a puppy, very cute.

He looked at it, and then tied the fanny pack around his waist again.

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