Tomb Raider Gu Tomb Miscellaneous Notes

The master of the unique school is the master that my father introduced to me, but after half an hour, we have a more thorough understanding of his granddaughter's background, thanks to Shen Er's sweet talk skills, the girl is embarrassed and secretive Slowly leaking everything out.

The girl's surname is Miao, and her ancestral home is in the beautiful Xishuangbanna. When she goes to the village, she likes to wear a red cheongsam.

I said to myself, Miss Miao Ling, Shen Er is a veteran, you have to be careful.

In this way, we originally planned to leave, but Zhang Rui changed his mind and wanted to stay with the master, and Shen Er refused to leave when he saw Miss Ah Ling was very happy, so I had no choice but to stay.

Taking advantage of the fact that the master of the unique school took us to participate in the exchange meeting of the giants of the inverted world, I also learned about the situation of the inverted world by the way.

One line has one line of the world.

Inversion also has its culture and genre.

There are a hundred schools of thought contending in ancient times, and academic ambiguity is bound to exist in any field.The inverted fight is also divided into two opposing factions.

The "Zhang faction" with the traditional force of the Zhang family as the mainstay pays attention to strict organization and complete network cooperation, so the members of the Zhang faction seldom work alone, and they all share the spoils in partnership. Zhang Guolao, one of the eight immortals, is their ancestor. It is said that before working, one must pay homage to his portrait.

The other school is more mysterious. People in that school respect Guiguzi's vertical and horizontal skills, so they are called "Ghost School". Beware, the whereabouts of the people of the Ghost School are quite secretive, and most of them can see the head but not the tail, but they have unique secrets that make the people of the Zhang School covetous. Accurately find the ancient tomb that made Zhang Pai's people helpless.

The purpose of the Zhang family's organization of this exchange meeting was to unite the Zhang faction and the ghost faction, which had been opposed for a long time. Unfortunately, the ghost faction's whereabouts were secretive and they had no collective consciousness, so the entire venue was still dominated by the Zhang faction.

I asked the independent sect which class he belonged to.He stroked his beard and said with a smile: "The old man is naturally neither, so it is called a unique school."

Indeed, I asked an idiotic question.

Originally, I thought that since it was the Tufuzi's gathering, maybe the incense burner would also come, so I looked forward to meeting him unexpectedly.But when I went to the venue and scanned around, I didn't see his shadow, and the exchange meeting became extremely boring to me.

During the intermission, I wanted to get away. At this time, a young man walked over, with a face like a crown jade, high spirits, and long hair, black and soft, as shiny as plain satin. This is the first time I understand the description in the novel. The meaning of "long hair like a waterfall".

Probably a model for a shampoo commercial...

Because he is a handsome and cool guy who is rare to see, I took a few more glances, but unexpectedly he sat down on the seat next to me without making a sound.

That was Shen Er's seat, and Shen Er went to the bathroom.

I had no choice but to say: "I'm sorry, sir, there is someone here."

He looked at me, nodded slightly, but didn't speak or move.

I thought what kind of person is this, occupying other people's seats and still arrogant, and said: "My friend went to the bathroom, and he will be back soon."

He let out a soft "oh", then immediately turned his face away again, still refusing to leave.

I was annoyed: "Sir, what do you mean by sitting here and not leaving? There are so many empty seats here, why do you want to sit here? This is my friend's seat."

According to Chinese rules, seats are first come, first served.

Brother Ku was wearing a strong cologne, which made my nose sour. He sat there unmoved, and I held my breath and said, "Sir, can you understand Chinese?"

Brother Ku turned to me, nodded, and said calmly: "I'm alone, just sit for a while."

I really want to slap his paralyzed face to death! "It's the same wherever you sit alone. I'm with my friend. You occupy this seat now, and you separate us."

Brother Ku looked at me and frowned, not knowing what he was thinking.I think he is inexplicable. I don't know if he is out of his mind or has a language communication barrier.

I squeezed out a smile and said, "Look, it's really inconvenient for you to sit here, or—"

His eyes moved down and stopped in my arms: "This incense burner——"

"I spent a lot of money to buy it," I hugged the incense burner tightly, "I will never sell it."

He seemed to smile, and it seemed to be my illusion.He suddenly reached out to me: "My name is Afei, let's make friends."

I think he is dressed in a literary style, but his name is like a fake bandit.He took our seat, I was so angry, he just ignored me.

At this time, others should also leave in a sensible way, but he said: "So you are so shy of strangers."

Afraid of growing a hair!I held his hand in frustration, and pinched it to death: "Hello, hello, it's a pleasure to meet you, see you by fate, I won't see you off."

"You don't have to be so excited," he said.

I was taken aback for a moment, it seemed that he thought I squeezed his hand tightly because of excitement, I was so angry that I couldn't express any anger in front of his indifferent expression, I just held back and suffered!

I ran into a weird person today, but I thought it wouldn't be surprising that the person who turned upside down was weird, so I said with a dry smile, "Then you sit here slowly, and I'll change to another place."

I rubbed oil on the soles of my feet and hurried to get out of the way, fearing that the strange person would entangle me again.Shen Er and Zhang Rui came back and asked me why I changed seats. I said that I met an unreasonable landlord and wanted to point them out, but the strange person was no longer in the original seat.

I looked back and thought about it, and thought it was weird, but I couldn't tell what was wrong.Later, I happened to see the novel "You Xia Lu" on the bookshelf, and I remembered that there was a character named Bai Fei in it, written by Gu Long.

But that's another story.

After that, I went to the countryside with Dumendupai, herding cattle for a month, and mowing grass in the fields for another month.Lao Tzu has changed from an otaku to a village farmer. Life is full of hardships. A man needs to build his own home step by step with a hoe.Chai, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar tea, millet, sorghum, and rapeseed flowers. There is no end to the idyllic scenery in the sun. I bite the dogtail grass and feel that the scenery in front of me is also very beautiful.

Think about it, if you go back, you can abandon the theme of tomb robbery and rewrite the farming text.The question is, when can I go back?

Finally one day, the Dumen Dupai started to move all kinds of ancient notes into my room, telling me to read them when I had time.

Another day, he asked me seriously: "Little boy, there is a lot of knowledge in Daodou, and there is no one who can't master it in 30 or [-] years. As a teacher, I can only teach you one of them."

I nodded: "Is there a specialization in art, master, what are you going to teach me?"

"You choose." The unique school said inscrutably, "The art of geomancy is the most useful. Finding dragons and acupoints is the essence of tomb robbery, but it's hard to become a teacher after decades."

My scalp was numb: "What else?"

"Have a companion, someone will find the location of the tomb for you, and the next job is to shovel. The Tufuzi still like to use Luoyang shovel, which is convenient for digging holes, but now the scope has been expanded. There are also engineers who use folding shovels to dig holes. I like foreign imports! My teacher has just researched some new ways of shoveling, and this shoveling is also learned, so don’t shovel randomly.”

I said, "I'm not suitable for digging the ground. Look at my body. Let's find another partner. Is there anything else?"

The independent sect frowned, but still smiled and stroked his beard and said: "Homemade explosives are easy to carry, and you can increase the amount at any time, and make as much as you use. The way to do it is to accurately grasp the proportions, use the right position, and make no difference. In this way, as a teacher It also comes with tomb structure theory and basic knowledge of gunpowder."

It is really a loss for the advertising company not to hire you.

I waved my hand and said, "Tomb structure theory and gunpowder knowledge are available, but we still have to grasp the theory. But I'm rough-edged, and I'm afraid that if I can't blow a hole, I'll kill my own people instead of making a hole."

The master frowned and thought deeply: "In this way, for the sake of the teacher, I have a good relationship with you, so let me pass on the unique secrets to you!"

I rubbed my forehead, thinking that he was going to talk about Zhang Rui's unique skills, and said: "Master's unique secrets will not take more than ten years to learn, my fingers are not as sharp as handsome Zhang!"

The Dumen Dupai smiled and said: "No, what I'm teaching you is a set of cave-exploring secrets, which can be used to save your life and survive in a fight. In other words, this skill is the hole card left until the end." The master said, "It's easy to learn, and you can be a teacher within three to five years."

I cried: "Master, is there anything that can be learned in three to five months?"

Dumen Dupai rolled his eyes and patted me seriously: "Disciple."

"here I am."

"Let's fight directly with the master."

"..."

There is a famous saying that goes: The greatest cultivation lies in practice.

The master of the unique sect is crazy, and he is still a drunkard. I will go to the city in three to five days to buy him Huadiao wine and choose the vintage.The independent sect would complain to me from time to time that Zhang Rui knew how to read words and expressions when he was only a little radish head, knew how to figure out the master's mind, and figured out what wine the master likes to drink most.

It means that I don't understand the heart of the master.

I asked: "Handsome Zhang has been with you, Master, since he was a child?"

The Dumen Dupai was drunk, showing regret in a trance, and sighed: "This baby is cute, easy to raise, and I like it very much as a teacher. It's a pity that the birth date is not good, and he was born a few days later than his elder brother, one day after another. .The name is also incompatible with the horoscope, and the fate is at the end of the world, and it is destined to have nothing."

I feel sorry for Zhang Rui, he is such a talented person, but his fate is unlucky.

I was lying on the kang, thinking about the Zhang family, but somehow I turned to the incense burner. I don’t know what that guy looked like when he was a child.

That night, a thief broke into the master's room. We fumbled around and ambushed on all sides, and finally took the thief down.

The thief lay on the ground, looking up at me, who was tall and tall, and cried: "The hero, spare your life, let the little one go, the little one will be your ox, horse, warm bed, scrub your back, wash clothes, cook and cook for you...!"

In the end, he finally recognized his roots and shut up.

I shook my eyebrows and said to myself, I'm going home, I can't stay here anymore.Incense burner, we will continue our relationship in the next life...!