hole in one

"Nanzi, what you see now is the downtown of City C. This is the Zhongshan Building in City C, this is the Drum Tower Square in City C, this is KFC, this is..." The camera rotates horizontally, next to It was also accompanied by Zhang Jerry's commentary, "Then, the high platform you see now, this temporary platform, is our venue today!"

The camera was raised, and Wang Nan was shocked to see a red banner with seven big yellow characters on it: "The ashes women dress up on site."

Immediately, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was a little speechless for a while. After that, he saw the big clock next to him. It was not prepared for this disguise, it was in this square long ago, but it is matched together at this time. , that is really an indescribable match.

"It's still 10 minutes before twelve o'clock. The square is already full of people. As you can see, Nanzi, there are still fans of Ashes here."

Indeed, there are people in the camera holding a sign supporting the ashes. Except for a few middle-aged people who seem a little confused, most of them have bright eyes and excitement.

At this moment, a young man appeared on the high platform. The man looked ordinary, but he was dressed very neatly. His legs were long and straight in a pair of jeans. He took the microphone and tried to speak: "Hey, everyone Can you hear me?"

"can!"

"Can you hear me clearly?"

"clear!"

"Let's get started!"

"You're not ashes, are you?"

The audience below was impatient, and the young man smiled slightly: "I am a colleague of the ashes, and friends at the scene may also know me. I am also the host of our radio station. My name is Jingyang. It is the host of the Sunshine Channel. I know that everyone is eager to see the ashes come out. In fact, I am also looking forward to it. It’s just that our ashes are pure men. If you say women’s clothing, you can wear it. 58 o'clock, there are still... [-] seconds before twelve o'clock, let's give him a little more time!"

As he was speaking, he waved his hand and heard a passionate note. After that, everyone was stunned. Zhang Jerry said in an almost crazy voice: "The Symphony of Destiny, rely on me, it's Beethoven's music." Symphony of Destiny!!"

Afterwards, the Internet commented like this: "Symphony of Destiny, when this music first appeared, I was completely taken aback, but afterward, I felt that it was so appropriate, this is indeed the moment when ashes change fate ah!"

Just when the angry music should be soft, it slowly calmed down, and then under Jingyang's hint, everyone started to count down together: "Ten, nine, eight... three, two, one!"

The last shout was extremely loud, the red curtain behind opened, and the ashes stood out, except for the soy sauce uncles and aunts who were temporarily attracted by the crowd here, everyone grew their mouths, and after that, there was an overwhelming curse Voice: "Damn!"

"Don't bring such blackmail!"

"Bullshit!"

"Your mother's women's clothing is like this!"

……

At that moment, someone wanted to throw something on the stage, and finally Jingyang said in advance: "I know everyone's feelings, please don't worry, we ashes mean what we say, this is not his women's clothing, this is casual clothing, the reason why he wears it Such a suit is to let everyone know our ashes, now, everyone can see, our ashes are men, pure!"

Yes, pure, everyone has seen it. Wearing a woolen sweater, a pair of jeans, and ashes with a crew cut, there is nothing purer than that.He came to the front desk, stood still amidst the boos of the crowd, his eyes were sharp, and then, he slumped and swung his butt to the right. Wang Nan, who was drinking water, sprayed a sip of water onto the monitor.

If this was a Hong Kong movie, everyone in the audience would have leaned back in unison at this time, and everyone was shocked. The hands that were about to throw things on the stage stopped, and the picture Wang Nan saw was also obvious. With a flicker, Zhang Jerry's voice became a little vague: "It's too pure! It's so fucking pure!"

At this moment, Gu Huizi flicked his waist again, and his buttocks went to the right. At the same time as he flicked like this, there was a drumbeat. Before everyone recovered, they heard Tu Honggang's very tense voice: "I Standing, in the gale..."

Gu Huizi raised his right hand high, and then slowly fell down. When it reached the horizontal line, he withdrew his hand, pinched his waist, and then walked to the backstage amidst everyone's surprise. This time, no one protested below, and they all stared. Waiting for the ashes to appear again, but the ashes never appeared again, until the music of "Farewell My Concubine" sounded again, and only one person came out from the backstage again.

Hanfu, a red Hanfu, with a long streamer, loose hem and wide cuffs, a round fan covering the face, accompanied by this kind of music, everyone was in a trance for a while, this is... what girl from the Academy of Performing Arts invited Come to cooperate?

"There are thousands of charms in the world, and I only love the one that loves you..."

When the continuous bass came, the round fan slowly moved away from the face...

The wind is surging, the sky is thundering, if this is in the comics, at this time, black clouds gather in all directions, and giant thunders with thick wrists fall from the sky. If this comic is still cultivating immortals, then this must be the life and death of Jiutian Xuanlei Great catastrophe, but now, the number of people passing through the catastrophe is a bit more, some comrades who are not so resistant but have too good eyes can't help but grab things around them to keep them stable, and some even slipped on the soles of their feet and fell directly backwards ——These are the ones standing too far ahead, Zhang Jerry is unfortunately one of them.

"It's too scary! It's too scary! It's too scary!" Zhang Jerry's voice was like a roar, and the comments made by netizens later were: "I want to thank the ashes, he chose to carry out women's clothing under the bright world, if it is In the evening, and even in the middle of the night..."

"That's the scariest horror movie ever, what Stephen King, "Midnight Ring" didn't bring it at all!"

This is actually a bit exaggerated. No matter what you say about ashes, you have good facial features. Although it is not a big deal to wear women's clothing, but the Internet has developed in the past two years, and everyone has been influenced by it. Now the reason why there are such big Feeling, that is completely too much contrast.

Clothes are definitely Hanfu. Although it may not stand up to the scrutiny of historians, it is estimated that no one will comment on it being placed in movies and TV dramas such as Huo Huqi and Han Empire.The hair is the style of an authentic martial arts drama, and because a certain hair salon has the idea of ​​trying to make itself famous, it is very thoughtful, maybe it is more serious than the supporting roles in ordinary TV dramas, and the ashes are pure men. , but there is no fat, such a dress, coupled with this kind of music, if you only look at the back, it will always make people mistaken for a beautiful woman in ancient costume——

"But the damn thing was frontal at the time! He has to turn his back first, and then slowly turn around, everyone should be prepared!" This was later, a person wailed on the forum, "Really, I swear, in When he covered his face with the fan, I thought it was a little beauty in some school, and I wanted to write down her name so that I could go back and forth in the future, but when he put down the fan, my mother! Brother I’m afraid that when I do that in the future, I’ll have an illusion, ah, an illusion!”

"What's more important is that at that time, the stereo played 'You use tenderness to the bone, and I will exchange my ruthlessness...', mother, mother, whose tenderness is exchanged for whose pride!"

"More importantly, that ashes even flicked his sleeve!"

Yes, after putting down the fan, Gu Huizi shook his arms, his long sleeves fluttered, his arms made a snake shape, and at the same time, his waist and chest twisted twice, his eyes narrowed slightly, which made him feel a bit confused Color, after that, he turned his head, turned around slowly, and walked back.

At this time, no one protested his time on the stage, but when he was halfway there, he turned his head, covered half of his face with a round fan, and smiled...

"Brother lost, I really lost. When he came out, I didn't lose. When he put down the fan, I didn't lose. When he twisted his back, I was still strong. But, when he looked back, I didn't lose. Time... I lost! What is Sister Furong, the ashes are the killer! I decided that no matter what hardships, pains, poverty, failures, or diseases I encounter in the future, I will not be depressed, not lost, and have ashes This time, I firmly believe that even if the stock is miserable, even if the earth is shaking, I can still look up to the light in the dark!"

"The light of the fart, my eyes are dark, black!"

"The landlord is a young literary man, the appraisal is complete."

"Brother, that ashes has already spoiled two classic pieces, so please stop spoiling the classics, okay?"

……

Although there is still an overwhelming trend of criticism on the Internet, some people say: "In any case, at least, we can confirm two points: first, the ashes is a trustworthy person; we all know that speaking on the Internet is not necessary. What kind of responsibility is it, and women's clothing... is also very stressful for ordinary men. If the ashes refuse to admit it or disappear, no one can do anything to him; second, he is a very serious person. Although people are all women's clothing, there is a big difference between wearing a nondescript casually to fool people, or wearing a real woman's clothing. The ashes chose the latter, and he He also studied some obsequiousness in women's clothing, which at least shows his professionalism. As for hype, this kind of thing will not be discussed here."

Although we don't discuss it, the two companies that provide clothes and hair accessories for the ashes are truly famous all over the country. However, ordinary people don't care too much about these. More attention is still on Wang Nan's side, and everyone asked Wang Nan To make a statement, Jerry Zhang also said on the phone: "How is it, what do you think? You can say whatever you want."

Wang Nan thought for a moment: "He can be more flattering."

"……what?"

Wang Nan said it again, but Zhang Jerry couldn't react: "You, you, you really think so? Mei, is that Mei with the eyebrow next to the word female? You, you..."

"He's in an ancient costume and that music, so he should be playing Concubine Yu, I think it's a little bit worse."

Zhang Jerry's hand holding the phone was a little trembling: "I, I can write it like this?"

"up to you."