Riding a panda in the world

Laughter came from the room, and the knock on the door was stopped.

Mama Ye pulled the stupid Papa Ye, and the two of them went back to the hall.

Even though they are of different races, grew up in different environments, have seen different scenes, and are of the same sex, the relationship between these two children is real, and their hearts for each other are sincere.

Happiness, I will always take care of these two children.

The author has something to say: Oh also, Sahua!Sprinkle flowers!

After holding back for a week, writing, deleting, deleting, and writing, I finally held back such a chapter.

Maybe it's a bit anticlimactic, but I always feel like this is it. I can't do tricks at all. The fights and so on have already killed a lot of my brain cells.

There will be three to five episodes in the future, the first one is honeymoon, the second one, heck, is the legendary diary of a pregnant woman ==, a steamed stuffed bun, Lei’s bag can be decisively forked.

The third is the composition of Yuanyuan Tuanzi, and the others are to be determined.

Newbie, I am an indecisive person asking for help again, ancient times?modern?time travel?Rebirth?Another world?Humans and beasts ==?

The magistrate has a tube to support the magical horse of the other world, but as a person who travels cutely, I can't avoid traveling to the past. Is there any suggestion for the tube?

Now there is nothing in the outline, you can give me some advice~~ I will go away mellowly

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71. Diary of a Pregnant Husband

As a pregnant woman, Ye Mingshu said that Yali is very big.

Since Ye Mingshu was the first pregnant male of the Xiongwei clan, and he was also the daughter-in-law of Xuanyuancheng and Princess Yushan, this high-profile status made him surrounded by people everywhere he went.

The curious little bears, with their big round black eyes, stretched out their paws to touch Ye Mingshu's still flat belly, all looking cautious.

The bear father, bear mother, Ye father and Ye mother in the family also looked nervous, holding them in their hands for fear of falling and holding them in their mouths for fear of melting. They circled around Ye Mingshu every day, and piled up a cupboard full of various stews and supplements. .

As for Xuanyuan Cang, this guy is the most normal among them, but those eyes that are always glued to Ye Mingshu's body are really too much to bear.

Ye Mingshu was sleeping late on the bed and got up much later than usual.

Xuanyuan Cang moved a small stool and sat by the bed, gnawing on the "Precautions for Pregnancy" given by the patriarch of the Deer Clan. From time to time, he looked at Ye Mingshu and stretched out his index finger under the other's nose to measure his breathing, for fear that the other party would be silent. Annoyed.

At night, two people, one bed.

In the past, they would sleep in each other's arms, but Ye Mingshu couldn't sleep well, turned over and left the big strange bear aside.

But this time the situation was changed, Xuanyuan Cang held Ye Mingshu in his arms, moved left and right, his arms moved back and forth, feeling restless.

Ye Mingshu was so sleepy, but he couldn't fall asleep because of the strange behavior of the big monster bear, so he patted his arm in dissatisfaction, "What the fuck, why don't you let people sleep after you've napped to death?"

Xuanyuan Cang pursed his lips, and finally withdrew his arms and lay flat on his side, "Aren't I afraid of accidentally pressing down on the child, I finally snatched the egg sac from the deer clan, this is my eldest son, Xuanyuan Cang. Be careful."

Ye Mingshu was extremely sleepy, too lazy to talk to this over-stressed family, so he gave Xuanyuan Cang a blank look, turned over, and fell asleep by himself.

The weather was getting colder and colder. Ye Mingshu, who usually doesn't use a hair dryer, dug out the machine and started drying his hair.

As soon as the switch was turned on and the bangs hadn't dried yet, Mother Ye ran over roaringly, snatched the hair dryer from Ye Mingshu's hand, pulled off the power supply, and stuffed it to Xuanyuan Cang who came later.

Ye Mingshu stared dumbfounded at the old lady who suddenly became diligent, with writing all over his face: "what'swrong?"

Ye Ma took a towel and put it on Ye Mingshu's head, and taught her as if she had come here: "Oh, you, the hair dryer must not be used. Don't look at this thing as small, but it actually has the most radiation. It is more powerful than a mobile phone or a computer. All great.

You are not allowed to use the computer anymore, do you think you can use this hair dryer with stronger radiation? "

Ye Mingshu wiped his wet hair with a towel helplessly, and said depressedly: "Then what do you want me to do in such a cold day? I usually take a shower in the morning and go out immediately after washing. The hair must not freeze? Isn't that even worse? ?”

Ye Ma looked disapprovingly, and looked at Ye Mingshu with contempt: "Why are you so stupid, just change the bathing time. After dinner, wash, and your hair will be dry when you go to bed."

Ye Mingshu took two deep breaths, pulled out a smile, and strode out, お/萫閄苐 "Okay, okay, your boss, your big name, you won't need the head office in the future."

The moment he lowered his head, Ye Mingshu quickly rolled his eyes, roaring wildly in his heart: Damn!This is all the life of the gods, the life of the gods!

Is that what prison is like?The prison also gives time to surf the Internet every week!I have no internet, no mobile phone and can only read books and watch ridiculous TV. How can a life make people live!

Watching too much TV, what should I do if the baby I give birth turns out to be the best and becomes swollen? !

Ever since he was pregnant with a child, Ye Mingshu's love for bamboo shoots has obviously increased by more than one level, and he is about to evolve to the point where he will jump at the bamboo sticks when he sees them. !

Children, do you want to love bamboo shoots so much?Your dad and my face are almost green!The face is full of green light!

The only good thing is that Ye Mingshu can still work in the zoo, but during work, a super-sized panda follows you anytime and anywhere, and listens carefully outside the door when you go to the bathroom, which makes Ye Mingshu very unhappy.

Living an extremely hard life, and having to endure a sudden fear of the cold, Ye Mingshu began to fight back.

However, protests are ineffective, threats are ineffective, and neither are inducements. . .

After tossing about various methods, Ye Mingshu suddenly got the habit of keeping a diary, and often put the diary in a prominent place on the desk, just for peeking.

On October 20, 10**, the weather was cloudy and I was extremely unhappy.

go!Depend on! nnd!You can’t swear during pregnancy, but today I got a lot of bird anger at the zoo, so let’s vent it here. Hmph, you must know that I know a lot of swear words, let me write them out one by one, condolences to your family!

Dead old man, you have a lot of problems, wait for me, you will be unlucky if you are too immoral and shady!Despise you!Curse you!We are waiting for your bad luck!

Not long after, Ye Mingshu's gossiping colleagues heard that Liu Papi's house was haunted by ghosts, and the old man was busy looking for a mage to exorcise the ghosts, which made Ye Mingshu and others gloat.

On November 20, 11**, the weather was fine, and the mood turned from sunny to cloudy.

People on earth want to eat boiled fish, Maoxuewang, hot and sour noodles, oily noodles, and spicy chicken. . .

I haven't eaten a single bite of spicy food for three months of pregnancy, and the bamboo shoots are about to fade out in my mouth. I don't like spicy food!No spicy no joy!I have been eating spicy food for more than 20 years, and I have never been constipated because of eating spicy food. Why don’t you let me eat spicy food!Why don't you let me eat spicy food!

So, on November 11th, Ye Mingshu finally got his wish and ate a small bowl of boiled fish, his face was full of emotion.

Since then, Ye Ming's habit of writing a diary has been out of control.Although it is a diary, it is more like a complaint book plus a wish list.

On November 20, 11**, the weather was fine and I was depressed.

It is said that the new series of animation is quite good-looking, there is only one episode a week, and one episode is only 10 minutes, 10 minutes, what is the concept of a horse?Only 10 minutes in front of the computer, where can the radiation go? !

Cold violence!This is domestic cold violence!Protest, serious protest!

Ever since, someone got the right to watch two new episodes of animation every week, and grinned happily.

On December 20, 12**, the weather was light and rainy, and I was quite unhappy.

Frozen to death, frozen to death, people on earth are about to freeze to death, with cold hands and feet, calling warm baby!

Who said pregnant women can't use baby warmers?There is no scientific reason, God horse called just in case do not use, fallacy!Big fallacy!

Call warm baby strongly!

So, the next day, a large bag of warm babies appeared in Ye Mingshu's backpack.

Since then, this diary has become a tacit exchange book between Ye Mingshu and Xuanyuan Cang, and it will be placed with Comrade Yuanyuan's baby photo album in the future, and it will go down in history forever.

On January 20th, 1*#, the weather was fine and I was in a little mood.

It has been five months. According to the pregnancy cycle of giant pandas, the baby should be born in a few days.

Fortunately, she is pregnant with a panda, and her small stomach is completely invisible, otherwise. . .Hmph, I despise you.

Dead big strange bear, I know you have been peeking, so leave me an answer today, how is the baby born?

Earlier you kept saying that it was neither painful nor scary, and I never dared to ask in detail, because I was afraid that it would come out like those novels and comics. Now that the fire is imminent, just be honest, I can bear it, how can I survive?

There are two words of answer below, write it after that!

Answer: Don't worry, the book will not let you come out. When the baby is born, you will feel abdominal pain like a normal pregnant woman. At that time, I will take the baby out from the air. As for the egg sac, it is a baby. The implanted uterus is nothing more than nutrition. It will be decomposed and absorbed in your body at that time, and it will be used for your own use. It can be regarded as a tonic.

After the report is completed, what questions and instructions does the leader have?

Note: Very satisfied, Xuanyuan Cang's grades are excellent!The teacher is optimistic about you.

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At 20:1 am on January 23, [-]*#, Xuanyuan Cang and Ye Mingshu's son, Xuanyuan Ye Xiaopenyou, was born.

At that time, the weather was sunny and sunny, and under the eager eyes of everyone,