Riding a panda in the world

, the real benefactor is my young master!He is a pauper, and in the end, he still wants me to pay for it? !

Xuanyuan Cang was quite conscientious, he nodded perfunctorily to the overly diligent shopping guide girls, walked to Ye Mingshu's side, and accompanied him to look at the clothes.

Ye Mingshu looked at the little shopping guide girl beside him, and suddenly felt very proud, and his little vanity was greatly satisfied.

With her chest up and her head up, like that proud rooster, she wandered around the small specialty store with Xuanyuan Cang, picking left and right.

Xuanyuan Cang picked up a knitted sweater, looked left and right, it was very pleasing to the eye, then made gestures on Ye Mingshu, and said, "Go try it, you will definitely look good in this."

Ye Mingshu looked at the pale pink sweater in front of him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

Big men wear pink, what are you doing?

But seeing Xuanyuan Cang's determined look, Ye Mingshu had no choice but to take it, and looked at the number, "Oh, the number you got is quite accurate, it fits me right."

Xuanyuan Cang smiled brightly, leaned into Ye Mingshu's ear, and whispered: "I haven't touched anything on your body, how could I not know your size? I even know where you have moles..."

Ye Mingshu covered his mouth angrily, and stared at him fiercely, his eyes full of threats—nnd, shut up!

Xuanyuan Cang shut up obediently and stuffed the clothes to Ye Mingshu. The latter hugged the clothes and made gestures in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror.

The shopping guide girl on one side watched the interaction between the two, the corners of her mouth became more and more protruding, her eyes were full of light, she stepped forward and introduced: "This is our new model, it was only put on the shelves yesterday, the workmanship is very meticulous, and the material is also very good , the price is also reasonable, is the flagship of this issue.

However, this dress is quite picky, and it is more tasteful to wear with a lighter complexion. Why not try this one, this color is more suitable. . . . "

Xuanyuan Cang waved his hand to interrupt the little girl's introduction, looked at Ye Mingshu, and smiled knowingly, "It's okay, as long as we like it, thank you."

The little girl took a deep breath, tilted her head and smiled, "You're welcome, the fitting room is over there, feel free to."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the two of them to respond, he ran to the counter next door and chatted non-stop with the little girl over there.

Ye Mingshu changed his clothes and came out, and looked at it in front of the mirror, no matter what he looked at, it didn't look pleasing to the eye. Indeed, the person in white clothes looks good in clothes, as if he was using a trick to deceive his eyes now. The clothes are really not good.

Seeing Ye Mingshu frowning awkwardly, Xuanyuan Cang covered Ye Mingshu's eyes with one hand, and tapped lightly.

"Well, are you used to it now?"

Seeing his original appearance in the mirror standing next to Xuanyuan Cang so adulterously/lovely, Ye Mingshu, who had a ghost in his heart, hummed twice, took a step forward, and took a picture in front of the mirror.

"Well, it's not bad, but what others see is a deceptive appearance, and that appearance is really not good in this dress, isn't it ugly?"

"Then I'll whiten it for you. It will become the same skin color as before. Slowly change it. Just treat it like you are tanned now."

Ye Mingshu turned his head, stared at Xuanyuan Cang gloomyly, and choked out a sentence - "It's really exciting, if my female colleagues and classmates know, they will not be crazy, such an awesome whitening method, they will be so excited .”

Xuanyuan Cang laughed, walked over and stood beside Ye Mingshu, and whispered: "Don't talk about your female colleagues, even if you are a male colleague, you must envy you for having such a good husband-in-law like me.

By the way, why does that little girl look so familiar to me? Do you think she looks like a new nurse in the hospital next to the zoo? "

Ye Mingshu nodded solemnly, "Yes, those are called doujin girls, and those who are better are called rotten girls, and I think this shopping guide girl is probably the same.

Do you think I read novels for nothing?The characteristics of these people are too obvious, and they can be seen at once. "

Xuanyuan Cangsha nodded thoughtfully, whether he understood or not, but still liked to pretend that he knew everything.

"Well, then let's accept this dress, and pick out other ones, and have two more couple outfits, that's good."

Ye Mingshu nodded, and paid the money in pain, Xuanyuan Cang consciously picked up the bag, and the two walked forward together.

After buying two sets of couple clothes of the same style and different colors, and two pairs of couple shoes of the same style and color, the two of them gave up and wandered out to find a place to eat.

"Hey, that's weird. I used to hate shopping the most. I always found it annoying. I usually came to buy something when I needed something, and left after I bought it. I didn't look much.

And I go shopping very fast. When I enter the store, I just stand inside and look around. I can see which ones are suitable for me at a glance. If I don’t get anything, I leave.

But now. . . . . "

Ye Mingshu looked down at his watch, curled his lips, "I've been here for more than an hour, it's really not easy, I broke my record."

Xuanyuan Cang cheerfully followed Ye Mingshu with a few big bags, "Because you're with me this time, my husband is attractive, and the time flies so fast."

The two chatted and laughed, laughed at you, and said something to embarrass you, walked around and got off the elevator, and came to the lobby on the first floor.

As we walked, we got out of the problem, but this time it's not about these two people's business, but in line with the principle of joining in if there is excitement, Xuanyuan Cang dragged Ye Mingshu to follow the somewhat lame uncle not far in front of him.

Seeing the uncle opening the door and getting into the car with difficulty, the engine sounded, and the limousine drove out slowly, Xuanyuan Cang pulled Ye Mingshu out from behind the stone pillar.

Ye Mingshu squinted his eyes to look carefully, and frowned, "It's strange, what's wrong with this uncle? Is there anything special? Isn't he just a rich man, driving a luxury sports car, but he's a little lame, why?"

Xuanyuan Cang waved his hand, showing off his newly learned English, "NONONO, it's time to test you, have you found anything weird about that uncle? Give you some hints, breath."

Ye Mingshu pondered for a while, then tentatively asked: "Eh~~ That uncle didn't take a bath? I seem to smell a bit stinky on him.

Although he can't smell it after wearing perfume, I'm no longer a human being anyway. My sense of smell is much stronger, and I can smell a bit foul. "

Xuanyuan Cang rolled his eyes, poked Ye Mingshu on the forehead, and the latter shook his head with rare cooperation, "Okay, don't show off to me, what's wrong? What's wrong with this uncle?

Knowing that I have no foundation, you still dare to test me, and you want to rebel again, right?

Don't let me in for another three days. "

Seeing that Ye Mingshu became impatient, Xuanyuan Cang immediately became honest, "Hey, don't don't, are you willing to sleep on the sofa with me? Can you sleep without my arms?

Okay, okay, I won't talk nonsense, let's be serious.

That uncle is dead, but he doesn't know it, or he has forgotten the fact that he is dead.

Didn't you smell his stink?That is the smell of corpses.

In layman's terms, it was a zombie. "

Ye Mingshu paused slightly, looked up at Xuanyuan Cang mechanically, and said word by word: "The -zombie in the legend?"

After speaking, he couldn't help covering his arms and shivering.

"Oh, zombies are too scary, I don't want to watch the real-life version of Resident Evil if I don't bring them to scare people like this."

The author has something to say:

Keep your claws, keep your claws, keep your claws, no claws, no power, ╮╭

we have a date with zombies

"At the critical moment, the curiosity that shouldn't have come broke out again. Relying on his inhumanity, Ye Mingshu worked hard to overcome his own fear, dragging the powerful and obedient Xuanyuan Cang in the backstage, following the breath of the zombie uncle, a series of Fa came to the door of a villa.

Looking up at the three-story villa with a courtyard garage, Ye Mingshu opened his mouth in envy.

"I also want to live in a big house, and I also want to drive a famous sports car. Although I have had my driver's license for two years, I can't drive without a car. I almost forgot how to drive."

Xuanyuan Cang stuffed all the things in his hands into the space bag, touched Ye Mingshu's head, and comforted him: "There will be big houses, and there will be famous cars.

In fact, this house is really ordinary. Haven't you seen my house?Isn't my house bigger than this?

And you haven't seen my mother's residence in her clan, that's really big, it's going to catch up with your zoo. "

Ye Mingshu poked his hand off, and said contemptuously: "Your house there doesn't cost money, okay? You can just use a spell and pick a piece of land to build it. It's not like here. It costs tens of thousands per square meter. You can grab money and grab it." money!

As far as my salary is concerned, I can buy a toilet after a lifetime of hard work!I ~ rely on! "

Xuanyuan Cang concealed himself from Ye Mingshu, who was still thinking about it and began to hate the rich, and he also concealed himself, and the two walked into the gate of the villa grandly.

"You said it's broad daylight, or in the afternoon, when the sun is shining, why does this zombie uncle take to the streets so awesomely?

Are you not afraid of the sun?Still dare to drive, funny.

To be honest, you fooled me, it's not a zombie at all, is it? "

Xuanyuan Cang waved his index finger, shook his head and said, "Sir, how could I fool you? Naturally, what I said is true.

But this is barely considered a zombie, it should belong to the living dead.

Presumably, this happened because he had obsessions during his lifetime, or he didn't even know that he was dead. This kind of death is a natural corpse change.

There is another kind of man-made corpse change, for example, someone uses crappy spells or those so-called Western magic to keep the dead, but in fact, they just forcibly imprison the soul on the corpse, no heartbeat, no breathing, and dull thinking. Slowly turning into a walking dead.

This kind of practice violates the natural law of karma and reincarnation, and there must be a price to pay, and the dead will not rest in peace, so there is really no benefit. "

Ye Mingshu nodded after hearing this, and pulled