Riding a panda in the world

Unable to resist his father and mother, Ye Mingshu reluctantly walked out of the house with Comrade Xuanyuan Cang, an oversized oil bottle.

There was constant laughter during the meal, and Xuanyuan Cang made the two old people laugh. Parent Ye and Mother Ye praised Xuanyuan Cang for being humorous and funny, and said that he was warm-hearted and had a sense of justice.

It was still early after the performance, the two old people went home to watch TV, Ye Mingshu and Xuanyuan Cang were sent out to press the road.

As a last resort, Ye Mingshu was walking on the road with Xuanyuan Cang, the more he thought about it, the more wrong he was, he should go home when he was full, why did my parents run home by themselves and leave Xuanyuan Cang and me behind? ?Why is this routine so familiar?

Ye Mingshu figured it out, and suddenly turned around and stared at Xuanyuan Cang, "Say! You designed this at all! This is basically a blind date routine, okay?

Old people go home after dinner, young people are kicked out to stroll, watch movies and go shopping, tell me, tell me the truth, have you brainwashed my parents?them. . . . .Already admitted you? "

Xuanyuan Cang saw that the matter had been exposed, so he stopped pretending and looked at Ye Mingshu with a smile, nodding his head happily.

"That's right, Mingshu, you just... you found out! My parents are very optimistic about me, and they all offered to help me catch you."

Ye Mingshu immediately became angry, gasped for breath, pointed at Xuanyuan Cang, and said angrily: "You...you old sinister! Shameless!...Old...Old □!

You are amazing, those who brainwashed my parents are all on your side!How is it possible, you are a man, my parents have always wanted to hug their grandson, and have been urging me to go on a blind date, how could they accept you as a man? !

No, you are not a man!You are public!It's male!you are not human! "

Xuanyuan Cang held Ye Mingshu's finger pointing at him, put it in his palm and whirled, and said, "Mingshu, look, even my parents understand that you are definitely going to marry me, why can't you accept it? Let's not be like this Be awkward, okay?

You see, you're actually dead, right?Now resurrected, but you can't get out without my blindfold.

Don't you always feel that it's not good to eat and drink for nothing at home?Haven't you always wanted to go out and find a job, or return to the zoo with a different identity?

Do you think this would be possible without my blindfold, without my assistance?

Apart from these things, Mingshu, you are no longer a human being, and your lifespan is very long. When these people are gone, you will still look like this, and you will basically not grow old.

The only one who can accompany you is me, and it can only be me, right?

Besides, Mingshu, I don't believe you don't have any feelings for me.A straight man will definitely feel sick if he is touched by a man he doesn't like, but you are already very familiar with my touch and breath, you don't feel sick or uncomfortable, right?

Don't waste any more, Ming Shu, think about it carefully, be honest, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, if you are embarrassed, it should be me, chasing after your ass all day long, hot face sticking to cold ass, I am fine , isn't it? "

Ye Mingshu twitched his hand, but if he couldn't pull it back, it was up to him.

Hearing what this guy said behind him, Ye Mingshu woke up suddenly.No, it seems that I really don't hate his touch, if I can't pull my hand back, it's just like that, this won't work, this is not at all like my previous self.

Putting his hand back, Ye Mingshu was still making the final rebuttal, "Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you like it, besides, do you think people are as thick-skinned as you?

Go away, don't bother me, I'm going to the zoo to watch Tian Tian. "

Xuanyuan Cang caught up with Ye Mingshu who was striding forward, and continued: "Mingshu, although you have a blind eye to change your appearance, the zoo will not let you go in casually to play with the national treasure, because it depends on my invisibility ?

Mingshu, as I said, from an objective point of view, you can't leave me, from a subjective point of view, you don't want me to leave, you like me, admit it. "

This time Ye Mingshu was completely blown away, he clenched his fists and hopped his feet, "Damn it! Shit! I like you shit! It's okay if I don't go, I go home and surf the Internet! Go home and sleep!"

Ye Mingshu walked ahead angrily, and Xuanyuan Cang followed behind with a smile.

After getting along for so long, Xuanyuan Cang knew Ye Mingshu very well, he knew himself better than himself, he understood Ye Mingshu's temper and habits, as well as various small details.

After Ming Shu loses his temper, he will be fine. The standard person is a man with a lot of thunder and little rain. Of course, the premise is that he doesn't touch his bottom line.

When the anger is over, I will definitely think about it seriously. Mingshu is not a person who avoids too much, and he will definitely bear what should be borne.

Hey, my spring is not far away!

The author has something to say:

Regarding jj's convulsions, everyone was so fucked.

I also learn from other authors to back up in Youshuo, I hope it will be useful, Amitabha.

46

46. ​​When jq is in progress...

The furious Ye Mingshu returned home with the big monster bear who couldn't get rid of him, stepped into the bedroom, quickly closed the door, and blocked the big monster bear Xuanyuan Cang from the door.

Throwing on the bed, Ye Mingshu picked up the pillow and ravaged it depressedly, slandering Xuanyuan Cang over and over again in his heart.

Xuanyuan Cang stood quietly outside the door, silently peeking at Ye Mingshu inside the room.

He couldn't help touching his nose and curling his lips. Could it be that he was really pushing too hard?like. . .no.

Ye Mingshu was sulking on the bed, hating the power disparity between the petty bourgeois and the big monster, and he couldn't be dragged out to fill the sea with this scourge.

Having scolded enough, Ye Mingshu sighed, staring at the ceiling in a daze.

The scene of acquaintance with the violent panda came to mind, and bits and pieces of the future came to my mind, thinking about it, I laughed.

In fact, to be honest, apart from being a bit stinky, this guy is still a good person.

He keeps saying he wants you to look good, go to hell, why are you so stupid, but he will always show up when you need him the most, contribute all his strength, and give you a reliable shoulder, making people feel at ease inexplicably, in his heart warm.

and. . . .I have to admit, this guy looks very handsome.

He is so handsome that he is extremely jealous as a man, purely to stimulate men to hook up with women, that height, that figure, that appearance, that momentum. . . .

I don't know why, but when Ye Mingshu thought about these words, he actually took such a smug tone, as if he was saying, how about it, look at my big strange bear, right?Are you handsome?Great, right?

Tossing and turning on the bed and thinking about it for a long time, feeling sleepy, Ye Mingshu hastily washed himself and then fell asleep. All annoying things go away, sleep is the kingly way, let's talk when he wakes up.

Xuanyuan Cang outside the room saw that Ye Mingshu was asleep, so he walked through the door, quietly climbed onto the bed, hugged Ye Mingshu contentedly, and said in a low voice: "Mingshu, figure it out quickly, the days when two love each other I am happy. Good night."

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When he woke up again and saw someone's big face, Ye Mingshu was already so calm that he could no longer be calm.

He got up to wash with a blank expression, looked at the big strange bear who had been by his side, frowned, but didn't say anything.

After the breakfast was ready and put on the table, Ye Mingshu sat on the chair, picked up the rice bowl, and stared at Xuanyuan Cang who was standing aside, "What are you doing there, why don't you come over for dinner."

Xuanyuan Cang chuckled, sat down very splendidly and began to cook.

Ye Mingshu, who finished eating first, sat upright on the chair, staring at the big monster bear who was still eating furiously, with a very serious expression, even the one who was staring straight at him couldn't eat anymore.

Xuanyuan Cang stopped chopsticks, wiped his mouth, and asked: "What, do you have something to say?"

Ye Mingshu nodded, took a deep breath, "From now on, there will be three chapters, and there are three general principles.

One, you have to listen to everything I say, listen to what is right, don't mess around and yell, be reasonable, but don't brainwash me and don't fool me into telling your nonsense.

Be filial to my parents, and restrain your sloppy appearance in the future, so that I can't help kicking you out of the house, or killing you on the spot.

Second, under normal circumstances, as long as the consequences are not serious, you should listen to what I say is wrong.Resolutely manage development like a husband, and keep this basic decision unshakable.

Three, well, I can only do that kind of thing when I want to do it, and I am not allowed to do it for the time being, and I will talk about it when I think about it and can accept it.

And you will be responsible for helping me find a new face to go to the zoo to watch every day. Of course, it would be the best to be able to return to work at the zoo.

It's not good to chew on old age. I'm not as thick-skinned as you. I stay in other people's homes for months and don't leave. I can eat so much. I'm always shameless. "

Ignoring the contemptuous look of the other party's upturned nostrils, Xuanyuan Cang widened his dark eyes, grinned his mouth to his ears, leaned forward, put his hands on the table, poked his head in front of Ye Mingshu, お稥冂苐 "Ming Book~~, so...you accept me?"

Seeing that there seemed to be a big tail swaying back and forth behind the other party, Ye Mingshu sniffled, "Who said that? I didn't say it, it's just that you understand it that way.

But, you can think what you like, huh?What, you don't want to? "

Xuanyuan Cang was excited. He looked at Ye Mingshu with bright eyes, and hurriedly shook his head, "I would like to! How could I not! Oh! I'm so happy Ming Shu, I'm so happy, oh~!"

Ye Mingshu closed the corners of his mouth, tried to keep his face straight, and said contemptuously: "Come down, don't stand on a chair and imitate Tarzan for me, you are famous like no one else."

Xuanyuan Cang jumped off the chair, and his overweight big head fell to the ground. There was a loud bang, and Ye Mingshu couldn't help but click his tongue when he heard it.

Tsk, I'm afraid the people downstairs are going to complain.