Riding a panda in the world

stand up.

Could it be some sequelae after crossing the catastrophe, or some powerful enemies encountered?

The more they thought about it, the more worried they were, and in the spirit of having fun out of boredom, they happily packed their bags and prepared to leave the mountain.

Oh also! The colorful world at the foot of the mountain, here we come!

A few old guys who didn't know how many years they lived were all very happy, and they ran all the way down the mountain.

Therefore, this year's inspectors may find a few mutant giant pandas with strange looks and even more eccentric tempers. I hope this time there will be no one like Ye Mingshu, who saved his life to save the pandas.

Day by day, this day, November [-]st, is the birthday of the violent panda Xuanyuan Cang.

Early in the morning, when Xuanyuan Cang was still sleeping late, Ye Mingshu got up quietly, took the wallet key and went out immediately.

Wait, you pervert, I just found out that you are a Scorpio, and you are really possessive, but I have never seen a guy with so many problems like you.

If it hadn’t been for boring Baidu yesterday to check what constellation is on November 11st, I didn’t know that the corresponding part of your body is actually that rotten cucumber!

November 11st, huh, it’s all 1, do you want to remind me that you are 1 and I am 1?See, I don't want to toss and toss you to make you frightened.

My birthday is over, my waist can’t straighten up yet, I’m going to see Tian Tian today, what do you like to do at home?

Hence, Ye Mingshu, whose waist and legs were sore from being tormented by Xuanyuan Cang in the past few days, decided to go out to play at home, and he must let that pervert know that working people can stand up and be their masters!

Watching him grow up day by day, from a baby panda to an adult giant panda, from a snack to a big food, from a cutie in the zoo to a big fat man, it is really shocking.

Every day, let’s continue to lose weight today. If you don’t lose weight, you will get diabetes.

After tossing around in the zoo for a while, Tian Tian saw the other party out of breath and obviously wanted to run away, so he quickly grabbed it and taught him love as usual.

"Son, if you keep getting fat like this, you won't be able to find a wife! Did you know? Animals can also get diabetes, and all kinds of high fats will have it. Dad doesn't want others to say that I spoiled you and ate you to death. You know how fat you are? To be a panda, you need to have the backbone of a panda.

Looking at Xuanyuan Cang's contemptuous eyes, wouldn't you be angry and fight?Get up quickly, don't try to play tricks on me, don't give me a rest if you can't finish ten laps! "

Every day he started to play tricks, rolling around on the ground with his belly on his back, but he refused to get up.

Heiliang's small eyes blinked, and he looked at Ye Mingshu with a pitiful expression. The meaning was obvious, and he shouldn't be in a hurry to lose weight right now?Take your time, let me rest.

Seeing this, Ye Mingshu bitterly educated him about love again, "You're a worthless guy! You're still a man thanks to you! It's too embarrassing for a man!

Hmph, if you continue like this, you will end up alone, and you will never catch up with Millennium!

Look how slender and beautiful she is, so many pandas are chasing after her!

Look at you again, you are an adult panda and yet you dare to play tricks and act cute!It's shameful to be cute, don't you understand!

If this continues, we will live under the shadow of dead and violent pandas for the rest of our lives, get up!Get up! "

No matter how much Ye Mingshu scratches and scratches, Tian Tian can be regarded as a savior, and he can't live or die.

The angry Ye Mingshu couldn't help scratching his ears and poking his nose, I'll tell you not to get up!I told you not to get up!

It’s okay to say that you run too much and can’t get up, but you can’t even run around such a big place, so it’s obvious that you’re lazy!

In the end, he still didn't get up every day, and curled up into a ball with his head on the ground desperately.

Suddenly, there was a loud "Ah Qi", and Tiantian's body shook, leaving the ground a centimeter or two, and then fell down again.

Ye Mingshu was so shocked by this godly sneeze, and then couldn't help wiping his forehead, good guy, I almost scared you to death.

After being frightened, Ye Mingshu bitterly tugged at its small ears, of course, he just made a show without using any force.

"You bastard! Did I show you too many videos and imitate them?

It was a baby panda that was just born and sneezed and frightened the mother, what about you?Even such a big person and such a big person still come to this trick. "

Knowing that he was wrong, Tian Tian grabbed Ye Mingshu's leg and rubbed against his feet.

Seeing his appearance, Ye Mingshu sat down cross-legged helplessly, touched his head, sighed and took out a piece of panda cake from his pocket and stuffed it for him, "This is the snack for today, I won't give you too much."

Seeing Ye Mingshu, who is happily nibbling on cakes every day, is very happy, but also very depressed. It's over, I'm really too used to him.

Ye Mingshu and Tiantian leaned together, one chattering and the other in a daze of boredom.

Suddenly, Tiantian's small eyes rolled around, and Sa Yazi ran to the side of the wooden tower with his panda cake in his mouth. Ye Mingshu, who hadn't reacted yet, stared straight at him. What is this?

A tall shadow shrouded Ye Mingshu, looking at Xuanyuan Cang who suddenly appeared behind him, Ye Mingshu didn't even bother to roll his eyes.

Xuanyuan Cang embraced Ye Mingshu from behind, sat on the ground, leaning on his back.

Ye Mingshu was completely depressed this time, and pushed Xuanyuan Cang down with his backhand, "Don't press me down, you are so heavy, you are sinking to death."

Xuanyuan Cang sat up straight, took Ye Mingshu into his arms, and let him lean against his chest.

"When you come together, there will be no one left. So I came here to look for your dead son. It's too discriminatory. I don't care if I have breakfast or not."

Ye Mingshu became angry immediately, and punched him hard with his elbow, Xuanyuan Cang hurriedly pretended to be in pain, and grabbed his arm.

"Pretend! I told you to pretend for me! You can't see such a big plate of fried rice in the microwave? How many times have I told you not to scare Tian Tian, ​​​​he has disappeared without a trace."

Xuanyuan Cang rubbed against Ye Mingshu's neck, sniffing his breath, and slowly said: "Mingshu, Tiantian is just an ordinary giant panda, and one day he will grow old, die, and leave you. point.

So, as an adult man, I also have desires, and it is necessary to do it often, so you have to think about it. "

Ye Mingshu was very calm when he heard the first half of the sentence. After all, what he said was the truth, but why did the latter sentence suddenly change its tone? What is the relationship between the two? !Is there anything! ! !

Ye Mingshu stood up in frustration, and pulled Xuanyuan Cang's hand, "Forget it, don't mess with you, get up quickly, go to the supermarket with me, prepare to cook, and celebrate your birthday tonight."

Xuanyuan Cang got up after him, held Ye Mingshu's hand, interlocked his fingers, looked at Tiantian who was hiding behind the wooden pagoda and was eating happily, and the two left the zoo together and went to the supermarket.

Xuanyuan Cang pushes the cart, and Ye Mingshu picks vegetables; Xuanyuan Cang carries the bag, and Ye Mingshu walks with his hands; Xuanyuan Cang drives, and Ye Mingshu dozes off in the car.

Today's weather is good, and the sun father-in-law has come out to show his face after many cloudy days. The winter sun shines on his face warmly, driving away the slightest bit of cold air.

After returning home, Xuanyuan Cang carried the purchased things upstairs, and Ye Mingshu opened the door.

After eating takeaway casually at noon, Ye Mingshu started to get busy, preparing for his birthday in the evening.

Xuanyuan Cang leaned against the kitchen and watched, "What are you busy with? How old are you? I don't even remember what birthday it is. Just eat some noodles."

Ye Mingshu didn't bother with him, and went about his business as usual, "Didn't you say that birthdays in the clan were not happy before? It's boring to deal with those envious, jealous guys with ulterior motives, and greeting guests. Didn't I give you back a good childhood.

No matter how old you are, anyway, I have known you for six years, and you are six years old this year. "

Xuanyuan Cang couldn't help turning up the corner of his mouth, silently walked behind Ye Mingshu and hugged him, resting his head on the other's shoulder, trying to inhale his nose, full of the other's smell.

Pandas are all short-sighted, and even the ancient gods and beasts are not immune to natural defects. Of course, their eyesight must be much better than that of today's giant pandas, but compared to other races, it is still very poor.

Myopic eyesight is not good, and the judgment of the same kind is mostly based on breath-smell.

Xuanyuan Cang was very satisfied when he smelled Ye Mingshu's own aura and his own aura.

I wish that people all over the world would know that Mingshu is mine, and those monsters, ghosts, and messy races don’t come to make trouble, be careful that I crush your primordial spirit!

So what if the horoscope is light, as long as it is someone I have identified, who would dare to take his soul?I want him to stay with me forever and ever.

Ye Mingshu was busy kneading his face, and seeing Xuanyuan Cang's big head leaning heavily on his body made him unhappy, and seeing him sniffing around his neck like a dog made him even more unhappy.

Shaking his head, "Go away, how many times have I told you that you want to crush me to death so deeply?

Are you a dog?Smelling around me all day, probably not. . . . . .

Could it be that your family will also leave a smell to occupy the territory? "

Seeing Ye Mingshu looking at him suspiciously, Xuanyuan Cang let go, went outside to watch a movie, and cleared his throat while walking, "Ahem, um... a bit, you know, the prototype is a beast after all, okay? Let's make your cake."

While talking, he suddenly turned his head and stared at Ye Mingshu, "Mingshu, can you make birthday wishes on your birthday?"

Ye Mingshu didn't expect the topic to change so quickly, so he nodded, "Yes, what's the matter?"

Xuanyuan Cang tried his best to put away the upturned corners of his mouth, and said, "Does that mean all requirements can be met?"