[Quick Transmigration] Boyfriend
Chapter 78 I'm Not a Fan!
cell phone?
How can it be!
Ye Nanting looked at himself in the mirror in disbelief, he felt that either his eyes were dazzled, or he hadn't woken up from the alcohol.
Before suddenly shrinking, turning into a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, it is already very cheating.But the fact proves that there is no such thing as the most deceitful, only more deceitful. Now Ye Nanting has shrunk again, and it has shrunk greatly, to the size of a palm.
Ye Nanting wanted to protest, but he couldn't move, he could only lie in Xia Zhun's palm, being poked by Xia Zhun.
Ye Nanting felt as if he wanted to cry, even if he wanted to drink and time travel again, he couldn't help it!How to drink with mobile phone?I can't even touch the wine glass!
Forehead--
Ye Nanting was poked a few more times, his teeth grinning, at this moment he really wanted to open his mouth to bite Xia Zhun, but he couldn't.
Xia Zhun should be sending a message to someone, so he kept typing with his mobile phone.His expression was obviously not very happy, and he muttered: "Trouble."
Ye Nanting took a look at Xia Zhun, he looked pretty good, but if you look at it roughly like this, the toxicity of Dream Orchid should have been suppressed, and there is no tendency to worsen.
When Ye Nanting saw Xia Zhun, he began to worry about his youngest son, Xia Jinghan. He didn't know where the two sons were now and what they had become. He couldn't find them right away, and wondered if they would cause any trouble.
When Xia Zhun was sending a message to someone, the phone in his hand vibrated, probably a call came in.
"Uh uh uh—"
Ye Nanting is really going crazy, he has turned into a mobile phone now, whenever a call comes in, Ye Nanting feels like having a cramp, all of them are shaking convulsively, and it is impossible to stop.
Veins on Ye Nanting's forehead were about to pop out, and Xia Zhun, as if he didn't want to answer the phone, stared at the caller ID for a long time, and let the phone vibrate like this.
"If you don't want to answer the phone, just hang up!"
Ye Nanting really couldn't take it anymore, Xia Zhun didn't answer the phone or hang up, let himself cramp back and forth here, Ye Nanting felt that his teeth were about to be shaken out.
Ye Nanting protested loudly, but Xia Zhun couldn't hear his voice, and couldn't communicate with Ye Nanting at all.
Finally, the phone rang tirelessly, Xia Zhun still picked up the phone, held it to his ear, and said "Hello".
Ye Nanting immediately heard Xia Zhun's voice in his ear, and then heard a man's voice in his right ear.
The man said anxiously: "Xia Zhun, it's not that Brother Wei is making things difficult for you. It's the company's decision. Tonight's dinner is very important. The company arranged for you to attend Xia Zhun. I've already explained to the company that your recent schedule is too busy. Man, I don't want to attend such an event, but the company..."
Who is Brother Wei?
Ye Nanting had just turned into a mobile phone and didn't understand the relationship of this world, so he couldn't understand what they were talking about.
Ye Nanting just had a problem in his mind, that is, at the same time, something similar to a computer menu appeared in his mind, he opened it with a swipe, and began to rummage automatically, and then found the item "Brother Wei" , which records the phone number, address, and a note below.
Wei Haiguang, agent.
Ye Nanting suddenly realized that Brother Wei was a manager.
What Ye Nanting saw just now was not a computer screen, he has now turned into a smart phone, those things are all stored in the phone, the address book contains Brother Wei’s phone number and address notes, and there are some notepads with For the record of "Brother Wei", Ye Nanting only needs to use his brain to think about it, and all these things will be picked out automatically, which looks convenient and quick.
Xia Zhun said unhappily: "Well, I'll call the company myself, so I won't embarrass you, Brother Wei."
"Xiao Xia," Brother Wei dissuaded him, "Although you are the top leader of our company now, but... you are too young, you can easily offend people like this, or else forget it this time. Go to the banquet and get to know a lot For some people, your network has expanded, which is also good for your future development in the entertainment industry."
Brother Wei spoke earnestly, but Xia Zhun was obviously not willing to attend this so-called banquet.
When Ye Nanting heard it, it seemed that Xia Zhun had become an actor in disguise, almost the same as before.
Ye Nanting also dressed as an actor, he has experience in this point.but……
If people compare themselves to others, it would really make people mad, Ye Nanting thought of Xia Zhun, his smart technology started to activate automatically, and the mobile phone started to transmit information about Xia Zhun to Ye Nanting's brain.
Ye Nanting immediately saw a lot of news about Xia Zhun on the Internet.What about Xia Zhun's Ouba is so handsome, what a new generation of traffic kings, what looks and acting skills coexist, etc., they all praise Xia Jun anyway.
Ye Nanting felt annoyed, why did he become an actor when he was dressed as an actor before, but Xia Zhun turned into an actor who was a traffic king with both good looks and acting skills?This is too unfair.
"beep--"
After Xia Zhun finished his last sentence, he hung up Wei Haiguang's phone, and then continued to call the company.The company was surprisingly talkative. Hearing that Xia Zhun didn't want to attend tonight's banquet, he hesitated for a while and said that he would find someone to replace him so that he could go home and have a good rest.
Xia Zhun raised his lips and smiled, as if he was satisfied with the result, put away his phone, walked to the middle of the corridor by himself, and went to wait for the elevator.
Xia Zhun is now a popular superstar, a new generation of traffic king, but he doesn't follow his agent, and he doesn't even have an assistant, which seems a bit strange.
In fact, everyone in the circle knows that Xia Zhun doesn't like assistants to follow him. The seven or eight assistants his agent found for him have almost all become decorations. Xia Zhun hates being followed by others, and likes to have a relatively quiet and independent space.
The manager was very troubled by this. After all, without an assistant, it would be troublesome to compare prices. If he encountered any paparazzi or illegitimate meal, Xia Zhun would easily be in danger.
Xia Zhun stood in the elevator room and waited for the elevator. The downward elevator did not come, but the upward elevator did.As soon as the elevator door opened, someone came out of it.
"Oh, it's Xiao Xia!"
A middle-aged woman walked out of the elevator with a smile, and greeted Xia Zhun warmly.After all, Xia Zhun is the hottest star in the company, and everyone smiles when they see him.
The middle-aged woman said: "Xiao Xia, I was just looking for you. I didn't expect such a coincidence to meet you here."
"Sister Ping, what's the matter?" Xia Zhun asked.
Ye Nanting was still in Xia Zhun's mobile phone, looked up at Miss Ping, and immediately realized that she was also a manager of the company, but not the manager in charge of Xia Zhun.
Sister Ping smiled and said: "Xiao Xia, you also know that the company has recently signed a group of newcomers. Although the conditions are very good, the newcomers are not popular and have no topic, so the company plans to let you bring a group of newcomers to a few variety shows. What do you think of the show?"
"I'm too busy recently, I don't have time." Xia Zhun said very directly without batting an eyelid.
The smile on Sister Ping's face froze, and she said with a dry smile: "I know your announcements are very full, and it's rare to have time to rest. But I have a few variety shows here, which are very popular now. You should think about it first. If you get on These variety shows will also help your popularity."
Xia Zhun obviously had no interest at all, and said in a flat tone: "I have never accepted variety shows. I don't like sitting in the studio, being treated like a monkey by the director and screenwriter, and then let the post-production cut it casually, deliberately taking the meaning out of context. , it feels bad."
"This..." Sister Ping's smile became even more embarrassing, as if she had nothing left to persuade Xia Zhun.
Coincidentally, another upward elevator came at this time, the elevator door opened, and two young people walked out of the elevator.
Sister Ping immediately smiled and said: "Look, Xiaoxia, Cao Cao is here. These two are newcomers that the company is going to train. They have the same surname as yours. Maybe you were relatives 500 years ago. What a fate." ,Yes or no?"
Ye Nanting looked at the two young men in surprise, showing a surprised expression.
It's Xia Jingyuan and Xia Jinghan!
Unexpectedly, by such a coincidence, Xia Jingyuan and Xia Jinghan also became artists, and they were in the same company as Xia Zhun.
When Xia Jingyuan and Xia Jinghan saw Xia Zhun, they immediately looked at each other. Ye Nanting knew from the eyes of his sons that they must not have amnesia, presumably they still remembered the previous events.It is better for the sons, unlike Xia Zhun, every time he travels through, he is guaranteed to lose his memory, and the amnesia is very thorough.
Xia Zhun just glanced at Xia Jingyuan and Xia Jinghan, without any expression on his face, and said, "I'm still in a hurry, and you are probably busy too, so I'll go first."
Xia Jinghan wanted to call Xia Zhun to stop, as if he didn't want his father to leave so soon, but Xia Jingyuan stopped him and shook his head.
Today's Xia Jingyuan seems to be in his early twenties, Xia Jinghan is a little younger, but still looks like he is eighteen or nineteen years old.
Their father Xia Zhun is a new generation of traffic king, but he is not very old, he is still a so-called fresh meat, and he is only in his early twenties.
If Xia Jinghan went to meet each other rashly, Xia Zhun would probably treat him as a psychopath, and maybe cause some commotion.
Xia Jinghan was stopped by his brother, so he nodded and stood there without speaking.
Ye Nanting really wanted to talk to his sons, but there was no chance, Xia Zhun held him all the time, and left when the elevator came.
Ye Nanting watched the elevator doors slowly close, and no matter how smart the sons were, they probably never expected that their other father had just passed them by now as a mobile phone.
Ye Nanting sighed and said, "Why is my luck so bad..."
Xia Zhun couldn't hear his complaint, so he took the elevator downstairs and went to the underground parking garage.Sure enough, his assistant was not there, Xia Zhun put on his hat and sunglasses, got into the car and drove away.
Ye Nanting was placed on the bracket next to the window glass, this feeling was really bad, very bad.It seemed to be tied up by someone, and it was still tied up.
Xia Zhun tapped him a few times, Ye Nanting made a strange sound, and began to navigate the road.
"Navigation starts, about 7 kilometers away from the destination, and it takes about..."
Ye Nanting couldn't control his mouth, and there was a sound in his throat. Xia Zhun could hear him at this time.
But when Xia Zhun heard Ye Nanting speak, he immediately frowned, raised his hand and gave Ye Nanting a big slap.
"Forehead--"
Ye Nanting was beaten so badly, if he could move casually now, he would probably fight Xia Zhun desperately.
Xia Zhun patted the phone and said to himself naturally: "It's strange, is the navigation broken? It used to be a pretty woman's voice, but now it's a man's voice."
Ye Nanting rolled his eyes angrily, what a nice female voice?Xia Zhun, does he dislike his voice not being as good as a woman's?
"It doesn't look like it's broken. Could it be that the system has been automatically upgraded?"
Xia Zhun shook the phone again, making Ye Nanting so messed up that he felt like throwing up!
Xia Zhun tossed Ye Nanting for a while, but he didn't "fix" Ye Nanting, so he simply stopped repairing and drove the car to go home. He was exhausted from rushing to the notice these days, and finally he could take a rest.
Xia Zhun just drove out of the underground garage when the phone rang again.
Ye Nanting started to vibrate "buzzing", he was so dizzy with a headache and dizziness.
Xia Zhun glanced at the caller ID, it turned out that it was Brother Wei calling again, Xia Zhun didn't seem to plan to answer the call, so he let the phone vibrate continuously.
Ye Nanting was so angry that sooner or later, his arm would be knocked off.
Brother Wei's call automatically hung up after a while, but the second call quickly followed, and there was a tendency of Xia Zhun not answering the call, and he kept calling.
Ye Nanting really couldn't take it anymore, so he simply squinted his eyes.
Xia Zhun heard a "beep" from the phone, and the call was connected automatically.
"What's going on?" Xia Zhun said in a low voice: "The phone is really going to break down. I didn't even press the connect button, so why did I get connected by myself and turn on the speakerphone."
Needless to say, this is of course Ye Nanting's masterpiece. He has now become a mobile phone, and he has all the functions of a smartphone. He just answers the phone by himself. This is not a problem for Ye Nanting.
"Xiao Xia, you finally answered the phone." Wei Haiguang's voice came from the phone.
Xia Zhun said, "I'm driving."
"So I was driving," Wei Haiguang said, "Did you meet Sister Ping just now? Sister Ping called me and said she wanted me to persuade you. Please do me a favor."
Upon hearing this, Xia Zhun said, "If it's about bringing in newcomers, you don't need to persuade me. I don't want to bring in newcomers. I think my popularity is already high enough. No matter how high it is, it will be troublesome. Now I have illegitimate meals every day. Come pester me."
Wei Haiguang laughed dryly and said, "Actually, I know you don't like variety shows, so I won't force you. You also know that Sister Ping is my senior, so she asked me to persuade you. I can't help it either. But don't worry, I won't ask you to take such trouble to bring in newcomers. Otherwise, you can send a text message and recommend these two newcomers to the director, okay? Send a text message for 1 minute. Xiao Xia, don’t you have a good relationship with director Tan Meng? I heard that director Tan Meng is preparing to shoot a new TV series recently, which should be very suitable for newcomers like them.”
Ye Nanting heard the call between Xia Zhun and his manager Wei Haiguang, and he didn't expect to meet Tan Meng again in this world. It's true that we don't meet each other anywhere in life.
Xia Zhun was obviously still not happy, and said: "Tan Meng and I are indeed friends, but I have never been in touch with the newcomer, and I don't know if he has acting skills. Is it not good to just recommend Tan Meng? ?”
"Hey Xiaoxia!" Wei Haiguang said: "The acting skills of the newcomers are almost normal. They always need to be honed slowly. You have also seen that the two newcomers look good. It looks like they will be popular in the future. .”
Xia Zhun said casually, "Really? I didn't pay much attention to their looks, and my impression was just average."
"Usually you big-headed ghost!"
Ye Nanting really couldn't hold back, so he scolded Xia Zhun.My two sons are obviously handsome, handsome and cute, and they never suffer from the second illness, so I don't know how considerate they are.How can a father say that his son is average.
"What did you say?" Xia Zhun frowned.
Xia Zhun heard an electric current coming from the phone just now, and Brother Wei seemed to scold him?The voice was not very clear, Xia Zhun couldn't hear clearly.
"Hello?" Wei Haiguang said, "Xiao Xia, are you passing through the passage, why can't I hear you?"
Ye Nanting was surprised for a while, he didn't expect that he could actually communicate with Xia Zhun when he turned into a mobile phone. When Xia Zhun called, Xia Zhun could hear himself talking.
"Xia Zhun!" Ye Nanting called him hastily.
Xia Zhun glanced at the phone, suddenly the corners of his lips twitched, and he said, "Hello? Brother Wei, I can't hear you clearly either, it seems that the signal is not very good, hello——"
He said as soon as he pressed the phone, he hung up the phone.
Ye Nanting: "..."
Ye Nanting rolled his eyes, and complained, "Why don't you say that the wind is too strong and you can't hear clearly? You also said that you are the traffic king who has both good looks and acting skills. The acting is so bad! The embarrassment I saw was about to break out." Already!"
The call was over now, Xia Zhun couldn't hear Ye Nanting's complaints, but reached out and gave Ye Nanting another big ear spoon.
Xia Zhun complained: "The phone is broken again, it seems that it is really time to change the phone."
"Er—" Ye Nanting was hit again, but he still couldn't avoid it, so he could only grit his teeth alone: "Xia Zhun, wait, when I transform from a mobile phone back into a human, you will die."
Xia Zhun continued to drive home, and Wei Haiguang called tirelessly on the way, but Xia Zhun didn't answer it even once.
Ye Nanting thought to himself, Xia Zhun really cheated his son, even if he lost his memory, blood is thicker than water, how could he not feel it at all?
Ye Nanting felt that this couldn't be done, so he had to find a way to help his sons.
So Xia Zhun drove to his private villa, got out of the car with his mobile phone, and entered the gate of the villa. The mobile phone rang with a "buzz", and a text message came in.
"Tan Meng's text message?" Xia Zhun looked at the phone strangely.
It was a text message from Tan Meng, which said: Okay, the actors you introduced must be good, I will arrange for the two of them to come to the crew to audition, if they succeed, please remember to treat me to dinner!
"What the hell?" Xia Zhun frowned at the text message, feeling like he couldn't understand it.
When he went up again, he frowned even more.
It turned out that "I" had sent a message to Tan Meng, so Tan Meng replied to this message.
Xia Zhun took a closer look and was a little confused. When did he send the message to Tan Meng?Never had this.
He looked at the time again, it was just now, when he was driving by himself.The content of the message was to recommend the two new artists of the company to Tan Meng.
Xia Zhun said, "What's going on? Is there a virus in the phone?"
Of course the phone is fine, this is Ye Nanting's masterpiece.Ye Nanting found that turning himself into a mobile phone is not useless, and he can still do many things, such as sending text messages for Xia Zhun.
Xia Zhun refused to recommend his two sons to Tan Meng, so Ye Nanting did it for him. He found Tan Meng's phone number in his mobile phone, and then edited the text message and sent it directly. This operation was perfect.
Xia Zhun wiped his face dryly and said, "Damn it, it looks like it's really time to change the phone."
"Boom—crack!"
Depressed, Xia Zhun threw the phone on the sofa, Ye Nanting drew a perfect parabola, and hit the sofa cushion with one head.
The sofa cushion was quite soft, but it was still too hard for Ye Nanting's phone, which made Ye Nanting dizzy.
This was not over yet, when the sofa cushion was flicked, Ye Nanting was bounced up again, and Ye Nanting was in a free fall again, and fell to the ground with a "pop".
"nose……"
Ye Nanting lay on the ground, his whole face was slapped directly on the ground, he felt his nose was about to be crushed, and his physical tears rolled down uncontrollably.
"Xia Zhun, just wait for me..."
Ye Nanting gritted his teeth, but now he really has more than enough energy, he can't do anything to Xia Zhun at all, he can't even get up from the ground!
Xia Zhun didn't see Ye Nanting falling on the ground at all, and went to change his clothes on his own, and then turned around only to find that Ye Nanting was gone. He went downstairs to search around, and finally picked Ye Nanting up from the ground.
"It's not broken." Xia Zhun said, looking at the phone.
Ye Nanting looked at Xia Zhun who was close to Chi Chi, and stared fiercely at his handsome face, thinking that it was good, he wrote down the account himself, and we will see who is more honest in the future.
Xia Zhun found that the phone dropped on the ground, and it was dirty with some dust. He casually took the phone and rubbed it on the sofa cushion twice, and the phone was clean again.
"hateful!"
Ye Nanting felt that his face was about to be rubbed off, Xia Zhun was really a challenger to his bottom line again and again, constantly testing on the edge of his rage.
Xia Zhun picked up the phone and went upstairs, then returned to his room.
Xia Zhun originally wanted to lie on the bed and rest comfortably for a while, but before he walked over, he seemed to think of something again, picked up his phone and opened the memo, and sure enough, he saw that there were still things to be done.
As soon as he opened the memo, Ye Nanting also saw the notes inside.
--live streaming.
live streaming?
Ye Nanting asked strangely: "What is a live broadcast?"
Xia Zhun wiped his face helplessly, and said, "I almost forgot that there is still a live broadcast, it's really troublesome."
This is a fan welfare that Xia Zhun has delayed for a long time, and it is unreasonable to delay it any longer. We have agreed to do a live broadcast today. Although Xia Zhun feels a little tired, he is still ready to finish the work first.
Xia Zhun threw Ye Nanting on the bed and went to the cloakroom to change into a new piece of clothes, which was home clothes and looked very comfortable.
Ha Joon's looks are worth mentioning, and his figure is also top-notch, so basically he looks good in any clothes.When wearing a suit, he is abstinent and cold, but when wearing home clothes, he feels a bit like a warm man.
After Xia Zhun changed his clothes, he set Ye Nanting up again.
Ye Nanting really hated the mobile phone holder, and he was tied up again.
Xia Zhun tied Ye Nanting tightly, then pressed his face twice, and then showed Ye Nanting an elegant and gentlemanly smile.
"Hi everyone, I'm Xia Zhun."
Xia Zhun logged into the live streaming software, and there were already many, many fans waiting in his room, and when they saw Xia Jun's sudden appearance, they started to scroll excitedly.
"Ha Joon oppa is so handsome!"
"Brother, we miss you!"
"Brother, we love you!"
"Ouba! I want to give you a monkey!"
"Ha Zhun, I want to marry you!"
Ye Nanting: "..."
When Ye Nanting saw those scrolling words, he suddenly felt sore in his heart, thinking that you are out of luck, don't you know that Xia Zhun is mine?It's already a famous flower!And we even have a son, who is already tall and handsome!
Ye Nanting was just complaining, but in a blink of an eye, Ye Nanting's complaints turned into words and were posted.
Ye Nanting: You are out of action
Ye Nanting: Don't you know Xia Zhun is mine?
Ye Nanting: It's already a celebrity!
Ye Nanting: And we even have a son, who is already tall and handsome!
Ye Nanting was dumbfounded, what's going on?
Ye Nanting didn't know how his message was sent out, but as soon as his words were sent out, it immediately caused a big explosion in the live broadcast room.
"Where did you come from? It's scary!"
"It's not an idiot fan, it's a sunspot!"
"Our brother never got married, okay? He never had a girlfriend!"
"What is this lunatic talking about! How can he slander our brother like this!"
"This man is mentally ill, does he have hallucinations?"
"Who is he? Do you know that he will be prosecuted for talking nonsense?"
"It's really costless to spray on the Internet now."
"Who is this Ye Nanting? Who knows him? We human flesh him! Let him slander my brother, we must kill him!"
Ye Nanting: "..."
Ye Nanting was immediately besieged and became the target of public criticism.
Because there was so much noise in the live broadcast room, Xia Zhun also saw those scrolling messages.
Xia Zhun didn't take it seriously, instead he said with a smile: "Everyone, don't argue, everyone knows that I haven't been in a relationship yet, and I don't have a hidden marriage or son. If I really want to fall in love or get married, it must be the first time." I'll tell you for a while, okay?"
"Wow, brother is so gentle!"
"Okay brother!"
"I love you the most, Oppa!"
Ye Nanting: "..."
Xia Zhun said: "Okay, I hope my little fans are happy every day, and don't be unhappy because of my affairs or some unreasonable things, that's too unworthy, isn't it?"
Ye Nanting: "..."
Ye Nanting felt like he was about to throw up. Xia Zhun was obviously cold and arrogant before, but when the camera came up, Xia Zhun transformed into a gentle and warm man immediately, and his smile was so sweet.
Ye Nanting was so angry, thinking Xia Zhun, you wait, and sooner or later you will tear off your smiling face, so that you can smile casually at others in the future.
Xia Zhun's smile really looked very warm, and it made all the little girl fans dizzy.
Xia Zhun showed a troubled expression to the camera, and said, "You want to watch me cook, but I also want to make my special dish, squirrel mandarin fish, for you to eat, but I'm afraid I can't do it today."
Xia Zhun picked up Ye Nanting, walked all the way into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and said, "Go ahead, I've been too busy recently, and there's no ingredients in the refrigerator, it's empty, so I can't make squirrel mandarin fish for you to eat." gone."
"What a pity, it's like watching my brother cook!"
"Yeah, my brother cooks the best food!"
"Brother is so busy, pay attention to your body!"
Ye Nanting's eyelids twitched, Xia Zhun is a scheming bitch, and his acting skills are really good.
It is true that Xia Zhun knows how to cook, but he can only do some simple things, such as fried rice, fried noodles, fried pancakes, or scrambled eggs with tomatoes.But dishes like squirrel mandarin fish are really too difficult for Xia Zhun, and he has never tried it.
However, the company set up a persona for Xia Jun, which is an image of a decathlon gentle and good man. It is said that Xia Zhun's cooking skills are at the chef level of a five-star hotel, and his best dish is squirrel mandarin fish. I hope that I can often give it to my wife cook.
"What a liar..."
Ye Nanting said helplessly.
Ye Nanting just expressed his emotions, but in the next second, he found that his emotions had become comments again, and they were directly sent to the live broadcast room.
Ye Nanting: "..." It's over now.
Sure enough, Ye Nanting was besieged again, and a bunch of Xia Zhun's fans rushed out to denounce him, threatening to kill him, make him a street mouse that everyone shouted, made him lose his job, made him dare not go out, etc. .
Xia Zhun also saw Ye Nanting's scrolling comments, although he was very unhappy, but it didn't show on his face, instead he smiled more gently.
Xia Zhun said: "Although there is no way to make squirrel mandarin fish today, I can make a simple one for everyone."
As soon as he turned around, he took out a bucket of instant noodles, and said: "There are only instant noodles left at home today. I am really very hungry. I haven't eaten today, so I will perform for everyone." How about instant noodle technology? You won't dislike me?"
"My brother is so pitiful, I can only eat instant noodles!"
"Ouba, we love you, why would we despise you!"
Ye Nanting really couldn't stand Xia Zhun scratching his head and posing at the screen, but Xia Zhun didn't know what to do, so he smiled and said: "I love you too, well, I'm going to start instant noodles."
"Snapped--"
Xia Zhun was just about to turn on the instant noodles to perform, but the phone suddenly rang softly, and the screen went black.
"What's the matter?" Xia Zhun stretched out his hand and patted Ye Nanting: "It's broken?"
The phone wasn't broken, but Ye Nanting couldn't take it anymore, so he cut off the live broadcast and turned off the phone.
Xia Zhun took a look, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's because my phone is broken, it's not that I don't want to do a live broadcast."
Unable to continue the live broadcast, Xia Zhun seemed happier than Ye Nanting. He stopped soaking the instant noodles, turned around and went out from the kitchen, and took Ye Nanting into the next room.
Ye Nanting took a look, it turned out that this room was also a kitchen, and the layout was exactly the same as the one next door.
Xia Zhun opened the door of the refrigerator, and Ye Nanting immediately took a breath of air.
Good guy, a refrigerator full of food is not as empty as the refrigerator in the kitchen next door, where you can get what you want.
Xia Zhun took out a few boxes at random, which contained ready-made meals, as long as they were heated in the microwave oven, they looked quite delicious.
Ye Nanting's eyelids twitched wildly. He felt that he was really about to bow down. Xia Zhun is worthy of being the king of flow, and his acting skills are really superb, which is admirable.
Xia Zhun took out some food, heated it in the microwave, and then sat at the dining table and began to eat.
While eating, Xia Zhun turned on his phone again, and then casually checked today's news.
Ye Nanting felt that it was very unscientific for him to become a mobile phone, but now something even more unscientific happened, that is...
Ye Nanting who turned into a mobile phone was actually hungry.
Ye Nanting looked at the food that was close at hand, his stomach growled, and he started to panic when he was hungry, but how can he eat with his mobile phone?What a ghost.Why are you still hungry when you can’t eat? Is this sincere?
"Ho-"
Ye Nanting was mourning for himself, when he felt something was thrown on his face, which made it wet.
Ye Nanting's eyes were fascinated, and he blinked quickly.
I heard Xia Zhun say: "Oops, the vegetable soup fell on the phone."
Ye Nanting: "..."
The thought of beating Xia Zhun violently was almost unstoppable.
Xia Zhun brought a paper towel and wiped Ye Nanting twice, but the vegetable soup was wiped clean.But Ye Nanting suddenly found that Xia Zhun's hands were not clean, and there was something sticky and oily on them.
"Ah, don't touch me!"
"It's dirty!"
"Don't poke me in the face!"
Ye Nanting started to yell, Xia Zhun poked Ye Nanting's face back and forth with his sticky and dirty hands, and soon his face was dirty.
Ye Nanting was really pissed off by Xia Zhun. He felt that he couldn't bear it on the first day of making a mobile phone.And when will Ye Nanting make a mobile phone?
Ye Nanting immediately glanced at the refrigerator. He can travel through time as long as he drinks. If he finds a chance to take a sip of wine, can he get rid of the tragic fate of being a mobile phone?
But how to drink with a mobile phone...
It sounds like an idea that only neuropathy would have.
Xia Zhun finally finished his dinner and found that there was something dirty on his hands, so he wiped Ye Nanting's face anyway.
It was getting late, and Xia Zhun didn't seem to have any night life.He was already very tired from rushing to make announcements during the day, and it was rare for him to rest at night. He didn't want to go out at all, so he just took a shower and went to bed with Ye Nanting.
Ye Nanting was thrown beside Xia Zhun's pillow and lay face down on the bed.Although the mattress was quite soft, it would be great if Ye Nanting could lie on his back. If he kept lying on his stomach like this, his nose would be crushed again.
Xia Zhun didn't care about his nose, he had already put on the quilt and was going to sleep.
Time ticked away, although Ye Nanting felt uncomfortable lying on his stomach, but after tossing and tossing for so long, he felt very tired. He really had no strength and couldn't turn over, so he had to forcefully fall asleep like this.
tick-tock-
The clock moved slowly, and it was twelve o'clock in the blink of an eye.
Ye Nanting fell into a drowsy sleep, and suddenly felt a little out of breath, as if being pressed by a ghost, very uncomfortable.
Ye Nanting opened his eyes immediately, and Xia Zhun's handsome face was close at hand.Xia Zhun was lying beside him, reaching out to hold him in his arms very tightly, no wonder Ye Nanting was out of breath.
Ye Nanting signally pushed Xia Zhun, this push, Ye Nanting was stunned.
He hurriedly looked down at his hands, and then looked left and right.
Ye Nanting clearly remembered that he had turned into a mobile phone, but now, he seems to be back to normal, he can move his hands and feet freely, there is nothing unnatural at all.
Ye Nanting immediately turned over and sat up, then touched his stomach.
Just now when Xia Zhun was eating dinner, Ye Nanting felt hungry, and now Ye Nanting suddenly returned to normal, he immediately thought of eating, first to fill his stomach, and then drag Xia Zhun up to teach him a lesson!
Ye Nanting wanted to get out of bed, but Xia Zhun next to him woke up and sat up.
Xia Zhun usually sleeps relatively lightly, and will be woken up by the slightest movement.He was in a drowsy sleep, when he felt a slight movement, he opened his eyes quickly.
"who are you?"
Suddenly there was another person in the house, and it was still in the middle of the night. Xia Zhun immediately stared at Ye Nanting vigilantly, and then reached out to touch his mobile phone. His first reaction was to call the police.It's just that his hand touched the pillow several times, but he didn't touch his mobile phone.
Ye Nanting and Xia Zhun met each other's eyes, and for a while didn't know how to answer his question, so he said helplessly: "I'm not a bad person, we met before, but you may not remember me."
"We know each other?" Xia Zhun frowned and said, "What's your name?"
Ye Nanting thought to himself, you don't even remember the name.However, in order to make himself look less like a villain, Ye Nanting replied honestly, "My name is Ye Nanting."
"I remembered! So it was you!" Xia Zhun said.
Ye Nanting was pleasantly surprised and said, "You remember? Do you remember me?"
After going through so many times, every time Xia Zhun is because of the toxin of the dream orchid, so he doesn't remember the past at all.Ye Nanting thought he would experience the [-] postures of Xia Zhun's amnesia, but this time, Xia Zhun remembered it!
"Really remember?" Ye Nanting excitedly wanted to give Xia Zhun a hug. He had planned to beat Xia Zhun violently just now, but now he was in a good mood and decided to let go of the past.
Seeing Ye Nanting approaching, Xia Zhun immediately backed away and scolded, "Don't come over!"
Ye Nanting: "..."
It's not that I remember it, why do I feel that Xia Zhun's eyes... are not very friendly?
Being unfriendly is not an illusion. Xia Zhun looked at him warily and said, "Of course I remember you. Aren't you the black fan who made trouble in my live broadcast room? Ye Nanting? I remember it clearly. You are in the live broadcast room The trouble is not over yet, but he ran into my house at night? This is my private residence."
"and many more……"
Ye Nanting was dumbfounded, and said, "I'm not a black fan."
"Okay, you're not a black fan." Xia Zhun said, "I understand, I understand."
Ye Nanting: "..." No, you don't understand.Just by the tone of your voice, you can tell you don't understand!
Xia Zhun said: "If you are not a black fan, then you are my illegitimate fan, right?"
Ye Nanting: "..." Just say you don't understand.
How can it be!
Ye Nanting looked at himself in the mirror in disbelief, he felt that either his eyes were dazzled, or he hadn't woken up from the alcohol.
Before suddenly shrinking, turning into a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, it is already very cheating.But the fact proves that there is no such thing as the most deceitful, only more deceitful. Now Ye Nanting has shrunk again, and it has shrunk greatly, to the size of a palm.
Ye Nanting wanted to protest, but he couldn't move, he could only lie in Xia Zhun's palm, being poked by Xia Zhun.
Ye Nanting felt as if he wanted to cry, even if he wanted to drink and time travel again, he couldn't help it!How to drink with mobile phone?I can't even touch the wine glass!
Forehead--
Ye Nanting was poked a few more times, his teeth grinning, at this moment he really wanted to open his mouth to bite Xia Zhun, but he couldn't.
Xia Zhun should be sending a message to someone, so he kept typing with his mobile phone.His expression was obviously not very happy, and he muttered: "Trouble."
Ye Nanting took a look at Xia Zhun, he looked pretty good, but if you look at it roughly like this, the toxicity of Dream Orchid should have been suppressed, and there is no tendency to worsen.
When Ye Nanting saw Xia Zhun, he began to worry about his youngest son, Xia Jinghan. He didn't know where the two sons were now and what they had become. He couldn't find them right away, and wondered if they would cause any trouble.
When Xia Zhun was sending a message to someone, the phone in his hand vibrated, probably a call came in.
"Uh uh uh—"
Ye Nanting is really going crazy, he has turned into a mobile phone now, whenever a call comes in, Ye Nanting feels like having a cramp, all of them are shaking convulsively, and it is impossible to stop.
Veins on Ye Nanting's forehead were about to pop out, and Xia Zhun, as if he didn't want to answer the phone, stared at the caller ID for a long time, and let the phone vibrate like this.
"If you don't want to answer the phone, just hang up!"
Ye Nanting really couldn't take it anymore, Xia Zhun didn't answer the phone or hang up, let himself cramp back and forth here, Ye Nanting felt that his teeth were about to be shaken out.
Ye Nanting protested loudly, but Xia Zhun couldn't hear his voice, and couldn't communicate with Ye Nanting at all.
Finally, the phone rang tirelessly, Xia Zhun still picked up the phone, held it to his ear, and said "Hello".
Ye Nanting immediately heard Xia Zhun's voice in his ear, and then heard a man's voice in his right ear.
The man said anxiously: "Xia Zhun, it's not that Brother Wei is making things difficult for you. It's the company's decision. Tonight's dinner is very important. The company arranged for you to attend Xia Zhun. I've already explained to the company that your recent schedule is too busy. Man, I don't want to attend such an event, but the company..."
Who is Brother Wei?
Ye Nanting had just turned into a mobile phone and didn't understand the relationship of this world, so he couldn't understand what they were talking about.
Ye Nanting just had a problem in his mind, that is, at the same time, something similar to a computer menu appeared in his mind, he opened it with a swipe, and began to rummage automatically, and then found the item "Brother Wei" , which records the phone number, address, and a note below.
Wei Haiguang, agent.
Ye Nanting suddenly realized that Brother Wei was a manager.
What Ye Nanting saw just now was not a computer screen, he has now turned into a smart phone, those things are all stored in the phone, the address book contains Brother Wei’s phone number and address notes, and there are some notepads with For the record of "Brother Wei", Ye Nanting only needs to use his brain to think about it, and all these things will be picked out automatically, which looks convenient and quick.
Xia Zhun said unhappily: "Well, I'll call the company myself, so I won't embarrass you, Brother Wei."
"Xiao Xia," Brother Wei dissuaded him, "Although you are the top leader of our company now, but... you are too young, you can easily offend people like this, or else forget it this time. Go to the banquet and get to know a lot For some people, your network has expanded, which is also good for your future development in the entertainment industry."
Brother Wei spoke earnestly, but Xia Zhun was obviously not willing to attend this so-called banquet.
When Ye Nanting heard it, it seemed that Xia Zhun had become an actor in disguise, almost the same as before.
Ye Nanting also dressed as an actor, he has experience in this point.but……
If people compare themselves to others, it would really make people mad, Ye Nanting thought of Xia Zhun, his smart technology started to activate automatically, and the mobile phone started to transmit information about Xia Zhun to Ye Nanting's brain.
Ye Nanting immediately saw a lot of news about Xia Zhun on the Internet.What about Xia Zhun's Ouba is so handsome, what a new generation of traffic kings, what looks and acting skills coexist, etc., they all praise Xia Jun anyway.
Ye Nanting felt annoyed, why did he become an actor when he was dressed as an actor before, but Xia Zhun turned into an actor who was a traffic king with both good looks and acting skills?This is too unfair.
"beep--"
After Xia Zhun finished his last sentence, he hung up Wei Haiguang's phone, and then continued to call the company.The company was surprisingly talkative. Hearing that Xia Zhun didn't want to attend tonight's banquet, he hesitated for a while and said that he would find someone to replace him so that he could go home and have a good rest.
Xia Zhun raised his lips and smiled, as if he was satisfied with the result, put away his phone, walked to the middle of the corridor by himself, and went to wait for the elevator.
Xia Zhun is now a popular superstar, a new generation of traffic king, but he doesn't follow his agent, and he doesn't even have an assistant, which seems a bit strange.
In fact, everyone in the circle knows that Xia Zhun doesn't like assistants to follow him. The seven or eight assistants his agent found for him have almost all become decorations. Xia Zhun hates being followed by others, and likes to have a relatively quiet and independent space.
The manager was very troubled by this. After all, without an assistant, it would be troublesome to compare prices. If he encountered any paparazzi or illegitimate meal, Xia Zhun would easily be in danger.
Xia Zhun stood in the elevator room and waited for the elevator. The downward elevator did not come, but the upward elevator did.As soon as the elevator door opened, someone came out of it.
"Oh, it's Xiao Xia!"
A middle-aged woman walked out of the elevator with a smile, and greeted Xia Zhun warmly.After all, Xia Zhun is the hottest star in the company, and everyone smiles when they see him.
The middle-aged woman said: "Xiao Xia, I was just looking for you. I didn't expect such a coincidence to meet you here."
"Sister Ping, what's the matter?" Xia Zhun asked.
Ye Nanting was still in Xia Zhun's mobile phone, looked up at Miss Ping, and immediately realized that she was also a manager of the company, but not the manager in charge of Xia Zhun.
Sister Ping smiled and said: "Xiao Xia, you also know that the company has recently signed a group of newcomers. Although the conditions are very good, the newcomers are not popular and have no topic, so the company plans to let you bring a group of newcomers to a few variety shows. What do you think of the show?"
"I'm too busy recently, I don't have time." Xia Zhun said very directly without batting an eyelid.
The smile on Sister Ping's face froze, and she said with a dry smile: "I know your announcements are very full, and it's rare to have time to rest. But I have a few variety shows here, which are very popular now. You should think about it first. If you get on These variety shows will also help your popularity."
Xia Zhun obviously had no interest at all, and said in a flat tone: "I have never accepted variety shows. I don't like sitting in the studio, being treated like a monkey by the director and screenwriter, and then let the post-production cut it casually, deliberately taking the meaning out of context. , it feels bad."
"This..." Sister Ping's smile became even more embarrassing, as if she had nothing left to persuade Xia Zhun.
Coincidentally, another upward elevator came at this time, the elevator door opened, and two young people walked out of the elevator.
Sister Ping immediately smiled and said: "Look, Xiaoxia, Cao Cao is here. These two are newcomers that the company is going to train. They have the same surname as yours. Maybe you were relatives 500 years ago. What a fate." ,Yes or no?"
Ye Nanting looked at the two young men in surprise, showing a surprised expression.
It's Xia Jingyuan and Xia Jinghan!
Unexpectedly, by such a coincidence, Xia Jingyuan and Xia Jinghan also became artists, and they were in the same company as Xia Zhun.
When Xia Jingyuan and Xia Jinghan saw Xia Zhun, they immediately looked at each other. Ye Nanting knew from the eyes of his sons that they must not have amnesia, presumably they still remembered the previous events.It is better for the sons, unlike Xia Zhun, every time he travels through, he is guaranteed to lose his memory, and the amnesia is very thorough.
Xia Zhun just glanced at Xia Jingyuan and Xia Jinghan, without any expression on his face, and said, "I'm still in a hurry, and you are probably busy too, so I'll go first."
Xia Jinghan wanted to call Xia Zhun to stop, as if he didn't want his father to leave so soon, but Xia Jingyuan stopped him and shook his head.
Today's Xia Jingyuan seems to be in his early twenties, Xia Jinghan is a little younger, but still looks like he is eighteen or nineteen years old.
Their father Xia Zhun is a new generation of traffic king, but he is not very old, he is still a so-called fresh meat, and he is only in his early twenties.
If Xia Jinghan went to meet each other rashly, Xia Zhun would probably treat him as a psychopath, and maybe cause some commotion.
Xia Jinghan was stopped by his brother, so he nodded and stood there without speaking.
Ye Nanting really wanted to talk to his sons, but there was no chance, Xia Zhun held him all the time, and left when the elevator came.
Ye Nanting watched the elevator doors slowly close, and no matter how smart the sons were, they probably never expected that their other father had just passed them by now as a mobile phone.
Ye Nanting sighed and said, "Why is my luck so bad..."
Xia Zhun couldn't hear his complaint, so he took the elevator downstairs and went to the underground parking garage.Sure enough, his assistant was not there, Xia Zhun put on his hat and sunglasses, got into the car and drove away.
Ye Nanting was placed on the bracket next to the window glass, this feeling was really bad, very bad.It seemed to be tied up by someone, and it was still tied up.
Xia Zhun tapped him a few times, Ye Nanting made a strange sound, and began to navigate the road.
"Navigation starts, about 7 kilometers away from the destination, and it takes about..."
Ye Nanting couldn't control his mouth, and there was a sound in his throat. Xia Zhun could hear him at this time.
But when Xia Zhun heard Ye Nanting speak, he immediately frowned, raised his hand and gave Ye Nanting a big slap.
"Forehead--"
Ye Nanting was beaten so badly, if he could move casually now, he would probably fight Xia Zhun desperately.
Xia Zhun patted the phone and said to himself naturally: "It's strange, is the navigation broken? It used to be a pretty woman's voice, but now it's a man's voice."
Ye Nanting rolled his eyes angrily, what a nice female voice?Xia Zhun, does he dislike his voice not being as good as a woman's?
"It doesn't look like it's broken. Could it be that the system has been automatically upgraded?"
Xia Zhun shook the phone again, making Ye Nanting so messed up that he felt like throwing up!
Xia Zhun tossed Ye Nanting for a while, but he didn't "fix" Ye Nanting, so he simply stopped repairing and drove the car to go home. He was exhausted from rushing to the notice these days, and finally he could take a rest.
Xia Zhun just drove out of the underground garage when the phone rang again.
Ye Nanting started to vibrate "buzzing", he was so dizzy with a headache and dizziness.
Xia Zhun glanced at the caller ID, it turned out that it was Brother Wei calling again, Xia Zhun didn't seem to plan to answer the call, so he let the phone vibrate continuously.
Ye Nanting was so angry that sooner or later, his arm would be knocked off.
Brother Wei's call automatically hung up after a while, but the second call quickly followed, and there was a tendency of Xia Zhun not answering the call, and he kept calling.
Ye Nanting really couldn't take it anymore, so he simply squinted his eyes.
Xia Zhun heard a "beep" from the phone, and the call was connected automatically.
"What's going on?" Xia Zhun said in a low voice: "The phone is really going to break down. I didn't even press the connect button, so why did I get connected by myself and turn on the speakerphone."
Needless to say, this is of course Ye Nanting's masterpiece. He has now become a mobile phone, and he has all the functions of a smartphone. He just answers the phone by himself. This is not a problem for Ye Nanting.
"Xiao Xia, you finally answered the phone." Wei Haiguang's voice came from the phone.
Xia Zhun said, "I'm driving."
"So I was driving," Wei Haiguang said, "Did you meet Sister Ping just now? Sister Ping called me and said she wanted me to persuade you. Please do me a favor."
Upon hearing this, Xia Zhun said, "If it's about bringing in newcomers, you don't need to persuade me. I don't want to bring in newcomers. I think my popularity is already high enough. No matter how high it is, it will be troublesome. Now I have illegitimate meals every day. Come pester me."
Wei Haiguang laughed dryly and said, "Actually, I know you don't like variety shows, so I won't force you. You also know that Sister Ping is my senior, so she asked me to persuade you. I can't help it either. But don't worry, I won't ask you to take such trouble to bring in newcomers. Otherwise, you can send a text message and recommend these two newcomers to the director, okay? Send a text message for 1 minute. Xiao Xia, don’t you have a good relationship with director Tan Meng? I heard that director Tan Meng is preparing to shoot a new TV series recently, which should be very suitable for newcomers like them.”
Ye Nanting heard the call between Xia Zhun and his manager Wei Haiguang, and he didn't expect to meet Tan Meng again in this world. It's true that we don't meet each other anywhere in life.
Xia Zhun was obviously still not happy, and said: "Tan Meng and I are indeed friends, but I have never been in touch with the newcomer, and I don't know if he has acting skills. Is it not good to just recommend Tan Meng? ?”
"Hey Xiaoxia!" Wei Haiguang said: "The acting skills of the newcomers are almost normal. They always need to be honed slowly. You have also seen that the two newcomers look good. It looks like they will be popular in the future. .”
Xia Zhun said casually, "Really? I didn't pay much attention to their looks, and my impression was just average."
"Usually you big-headed ghost!"
Ye Nanting really couldn't hold back, so he scolded Xia Zhun.My two sons are obviously handsome, handsome and cute, and they never suffer from the second illness, so I don't know how considerate they are.How can a father say that his son is average.
"What did you say?" Xia Zhun frowned.
Xia Zhun heard an electric current coming from the phone just now, and Brother Wei seemed to scold him?The voice was not very clear, Xia Zhun couldn't hear clearly.
"Hello?" Wei Haiguang said, "Xiao Xia, are you passing through the passage, why can't I hear you?"
Ye Nanting was surprised for a while, he didn't expect that he could actually communicate with Xia Zhun when he turned into a mobile phone. When Xia Zhun called, Xia Zhun could hear himself talking.
"Xia Zhun!" Ye Nanting called him hastily.
Xia Zhun glanced at the phone, suddenly the corners of his lips twitched, and he said, "Hello? Brother Wei, I can't hear you clearly either, it seems that the signal is not very good, hello——"
He said as soon as he pressed the phone, he hung up the phone.
Ye Nanting: "..."
Ye Nanting rolled his eyes, and complained, "Why don't you say that the wind is too strong and you can't hear clearly? You also said that you are the traffic king who has both good looks and acting skills. The acting is so bad! The embarrassment I saw was about to break out." Already!"
The call was over now, Xia Zhun couldn't hear Ye Nanting's complaints, but reached out and gave Ye Nanting another big ear spoon.
Xia Zhun complained: "The phone is broken again, it seems that it is really time to change the phone."
"Er—" Ye Nanting was hit again, but he still couldn't avoid it, so he could only grit his teeth alone: "Xia Zhun, wait, when I transform from a mobile phone back into a human, you will die."
Xia Zhun continued to drive home, and Wei Haiguang called tirelessly on the way, but Xia Zhun didn't answer it even once.
Ye Nanting thought to himself, Xia Zhun really cheated his son, even if he lost his memory, blood is thicker than water, how could he not feel it at all?
Ye Nanting felt that this couldn't be done, so he had to find a way to help his sons.
So Xia Zhun drove to his private villa, got out of the car with his mobile phone, and entered the gate of the villa. The mobile phone rang with a "buzz", and a text message came in.
"Tan Meng's text message?" Xia Zhun looked at the phone strangely.
It was a text message from Tan Meng, which said: Okay, the actors you introduced must be good, I will arrange for the two of them to come to the crew to audition, if they succeed, please remember to treat me to dinner!
"What the hell?" Xia Zhun frowned at the text message, feeling like he couldn't understand it.
When he went up again, he frowned even more.
It turned out that "I" had sent a message to Tan Meng, so Tan Meng replied to this message.
Xia Zhun took a closer look and was a little confused. When did he send the message to Tan Meng?Never had this.
He looked at the time again, it was just now, when he was driving by himself.The content of the message was to recommend the two new artists of the company to Tan Meng.
Xia Zhun said, "What's going on? Is there a virus in the phone?"
Of course the phone is fine, this is Ye Nanting's masterpiece.Ye Nanting found that turning himself into a mobile phone is not useless, and he can still do many things, such as sending text messages for Xia Zhun.
Xia Zhun refused to recommend his two sons to Tan Meng, so Ye Nanting did it for him. He found Tan Meng's phone number in his mobile phone, and then edited the text message and sent it directly. This operation was perfect.
Xia Zhun wiped his face dryly and said, "Damn it, it looks like it's really time to change the phone."
"Boom—crack!"
Depressed, Xia Zhun threw the phone on the sofa, Ye Nanting drew a perfect parabola, and hit the sofa cushion with one head.
The sofa cushion was quite soft, but it was still too hard for Ye Nanting's phone, which made Ye Nanting dizzy.
This was not over yet, when the sofa cushion was flicked, Ye Nanting was bounced up again, and Ye Nanting was in a free fall again, and fell to the ground with a "pop".
"nose……"
Ye Nanting lay on the ground, his whole face was slapped directly on the ground, he felt his nose was about to be crushed, and his physical tears rolled down uncontrollably.
"Xia Zhun, just wait for me..."
Ye Nanting gritted his teeth, but now he really has more than enough energy, he can't do anything to Xia Zhun at all, he can't even get up from the ground!
Xia Zhun didn't see Ye Nanting falling on the ground at all, and went to change his clothes on his own, and then turned around only to find that Ye Nanting was gone. He went downstairs to search around, and finally picked Ye Nanting up from the ground.
"It's not broken." Xia Zhun said, looking at the phone.
Ye Nanting looked at Xia Zhun who was close to Chi Chi, and stared fiercely at his handsome face, thinking that it was good, he wrote down the account himself, and we will see who is more honest in the future.
Xia Zhun found that the phone dropped on the ground, and it was dirty with some dust. He casually took the phone and rubbed it on the sofa cushion twice, and the phone was clean again.
"hateful!"
Ye Nanting felt that his face was about to be rubbed off, Xia Zhun was really a challenger to his bottom line again and again, constantly testing on the edge of his rage.
Xia Zhun picked up the phone and went upstairs, then returned to his room.
Xia Zhun originally wanted to lie on the bed and rest comfortably for a while, but before he walked over, he seemed to think of something again, picked up his phone and opened the memo, and sure enough, he saw that there were still things to be done.
As soon as he opened the memo, Ye Nanting also saw the notes inside.
--live streaming.
live streaming?
Ye Nanting asked strangely: "What is a live broadcast?"
Xia Zhun wiped his face helplessly, and said, "I almost forgot that there is still a live broadcast, it's really troublesome."
This is a fan welfare that Xia Zhun has delayed for a long time, and it is unreasonable to delay it any longer. We have agreed to do a live broadcast today. Although Xia Zhun feels a little tired, he is still ready to finish the work first.
Xia Zhun threw Ye Nanting on the bed and went to the cloakroom to change into a new piece of clothes, which was home clothes and looked very comfortable.
Ha Joon's looks are worth mentioning, and his figure is also top-notch, so basically he looks good in any clothes.When wearing a suit, he is abstinent and cold, but when wearing home clothes, he feels a bit like a warm man.
After Xia Zhun changed his clothes, he set Ye Nanting up again.
Ye Nanting really hated the mobile phone holder, and he was tied up again.
Xia Zhun tied Ye Nanting tightly, then pressed his face twice, and then showed Ye Nanting an elegant and gentlemanly smile.
"Hi everyone, I'm Xia Zhun."
Xia Zhun logged into the live streaming software, and there were already many, many fans waiting in his room, and when they saw Xia Jun's sudden appearance, they started to scroll excitedly.
"Ha Joon oppa is so handsome!"
"Brother, we miss you!"
"Brother, we love you!"
"Ouba! I want to give you a monkey!"
"Ha Zhun, I want to marry you!"
Ye Nanting: "..."
When Ye Nanting saw those scrolling words, he suddenly felt sore in his heart, thinking that you are out of luck, don't you know that Xia Zhun is mine?It's already a famous flower!And we even have a son, who is already tall and handsome!
Ye Nanting was just complaining, but in a blink of an eye, Ye Nanting's complaints turned into words and were posted.
Ye Nanting: You are out of action
Ye Nanting: Don't you know Xia Zhun is mine?
Ye Nanting: It's already a celebrity!
Ye Nanting: And we even have a son, who is already tall and handsome!
Ye Nanting was dumbfounded, what's going on?
Ye Nanting didn't know how his message was sent out, but as soon as his words were sent out, it immediately caused a big explosion in the live broadcast room.
"Where did you come from? It's scary!"
"It's not an idiot fan, it's a sunspot!"
"Our brother never got married, okay? He never had a girlfriend!"
"What is this lunatic talking about! How can he slander our brother like this!"
"This man is mentally ill, does he have hallucinations?"
"Who is he? Do you know that he will be prosecuted for talking nonsense?"
"It's really costless to spray on the Internet now."
"Who is this Ye Nanting? Who knows him? We human flesh him! Let him slander my brother, we must kill him!"
Ye Nanting: "..."
Ye Nanting was immediately besieged and became the target of public criticism.
Because there was so much noise in the live broadcast room, Xia Zhun also saw those scrolling messages.
Xia Zhun didn't take it seriously, instead he said with a smile: "Everyone, don't argue, everyone knows that I haven't been in a relationship yet, and I don't have a hidden marriage or son. If I really want to fall in love or get married, it must be the first time." I'll tell you for a while, okay?"
"Wow, brother is so gentle!"
"Okay brother!"
"I love you the most, Oppa!"
Ye Nanting: "..."
Xia Zhun said: "Okay, I hope my little fans are happy every day, and don't be unhappy because of my affairs or some unreasonable things, that's too unworthy, isn't it?"
Ye Nanting: "..."
Ye Nanting felt like he was about to throw up. Xia Zhun was obviously cold and arrogant before, but when the camera came up, Xia Zhun transformed into a gentle and warm man immediately, and his smile was so sweet.
Ye Nanting was so angry, thinking Xia Zhun, you wait, and sooner or later you will tear off your smiling face, so that you can smile casually at others in the future.
Xia Zhun's smile really looked very warm, and it made all the little girl fans dizzy.
Xia Zhun showed a troubled expression to the camera, and said, "You want to watch me cook, but I also want to make my special dish, squirrel mandarin fish, for you to eat, but I'm afraid I can't do it today."
Xia Zhun picked up Ye Nanting, walked all the way into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and said, "Go ahead, I've been too busy recently, and there's no ingredients in the refrigerator, it's empty, so I can't make squirrel mandarin fish for you to eat." gone."
"What a pity, it's like watching my brother cook!"
"Yeah, my brother cooks the best food!"
"Brother is so busy, pay attention to your body!"
Ye Nanting's eyelids twitched, Xia Zhun is a scheming bitch, and his acting skills are really good.
It is true that Xia Zhun knows how to cook, but he can only do some simple things, such as fried rice, fried noodles, fried pancakes, or scrambled eggs with tomatoes.But dishes like squirrel mandarin fish are really too difficult for Xia Zhun, and he has never tried it.
However, the company set up a persona for Xia Jun, which is an image of a decathlon gentle and good man. It is said that Xia Zhun's cooking skills are at the chef level of a five-star hotel, and his best dish is squirrel mandarin fish. I hope that I can often give it to my wife cook.
"What a liar..."
Ye Nanting said helplessly.
Ye Nanting just expressed his emotions, but in the next second, he found that his emotions had become comments again, and they were directly sent to the live broadcast room.
Ye Nanting: "..." It's over now.
Sure enough, Ye Nanting was besieged again, and a bunch of Xia Zhun's fans rushed out to denounce him, threatening to kill him, make him a street mouse that everyone shouted, made him lose his job, made him dare not go out, etc. .
Xia Zhun also saw Ye Nanting's scrolling comments, although he was very unhappy, but it didn't show on his face, instead he smiled more gently.
Xia Zhun said: "Although there is no way to make squirrel mandarin fish today, I can make a simple one for everyone."
As soon as he turned around, he took out a bucket of instant noodles, and said: "There are only instant noodles left at home today. I am really very hungry. I haven't eaten today, so I will perform for everyone." How about instant noodle technology? You won't dislike me?"
"My brother is so pitiful, I can only eat instant noodles!"
"Ouba, we love you, why would we despise you!"
Ye Nanting really couldn't stand Xia Zhun scratching his head and posing at the screen, but Xia Zhun didn't know what to do, so he smiled and said: "I love you too, well, I'm going to start instant noodles."
"Snapped--"
Xia Zhun was just about to turn on the instant noodles to perform, but the phone suddenly rang softly, and the screen went black.
"What's the matter?" Xia Zhun stretched out his hand and patted Ye Nanting: "It's broken?"
The phone wasn't broken, but Ye Nanting couldn't take it anymore, so he cut off the live broadcast and turned off the phone.
Xia Zhun took a look, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's because my phone is broken, it's not that I don't want to do a live broadcast."
Unable to continue the live broadcast, Xia Zhun seemed happier than Ye Nanting. He stopped soaking the instant noodles, turned around and went out from the kitchen, and took Ye Nanting into the next room.
Ye Nanting took a look, it turned out that this room was also a kitchen, and the layout was exactly the same as the one next door.
Xia Zhun opened the door of the refrigerator, and Ye Nanting immediately took a breath of air.
Good guy, a refrigerator full of food is not as empty as the refrigerator in the kitchen next door, where you can get what you want.
Xia Zhun took out a few boxes at random, which contained ready-made meals, as long as they were heated in the microwave oven, they looked quite delicious.
Ye Nanting's eyelids twitched wildly. He felt that he was really about to bow down. Xia Zhun is worthy of being the king of flow, and his acting skills are really superb, which is admirable.
Xia Zhun took out some food, heated it in the microwave, and then sat at the dining table and began to eat.
While eating, Xia Zhun turned on his phone again, and then casually checked today's news.
Ye Nanting felt that it was very unscientific for him to become a mobile phone, but now something even more unscientific happened, that is...
Ye Nanting who turned into a mobile phone was actually hungry.
Ye Nanting looked at the food that was close at hand, his stomach growled, and he started to panic when he was hungry, but how can he eat with his mobile phone?What a ghost.Why are you still hungry when you can’t eat? Is this sincere?
"Ho-"
Ye Nanting was mourning for himself, when he felt something was thrown on his face, which made it wet.
Ye Nanting's eyes were fascinated, and he blinked quickly.
I heard Xia Zhun say: "Oops, the vegetable soup fell on the phone."
Ye Nanting: "..."
The thought of beating Xia Zhun violently was almost unstoppable.
Xia Zhun brought a paper towel and wiped Ye Nanting twice, but the vegetable soup was wiped clean.But Ye Nanting suddenly found that Xia Zhun's hands were not clean, and there was something sticky and oily on them.
"Ah, don't touch me!"
"It's dirty!"
"Don't poke me in the face!"
Ye Nanting started to yell, Xia Zhun poked Ye Nanting's face back and forth with his sticky and dirty hands, and soon his face was dirty.
Ye Nanting was really pissed off by Xia Zhun. He felt that he couldn't bear it on the first day of making a mobile phone.And when will Ye Nanting make a mobile phone?
Ye Nanting immediately glanced at the refrigerator. He can travel through time as long as he drinks. If he finds a chance to take a sip of wine, can he get rid of the tragic fate of being a mobile phone?
But how to drink with a mobile phone...
It sounds like an idea that only neuropathy would have.
Xia Zhun finally finished his dinner and found that there was something dirty on his hands, so he wiped Ye Nanting's face anyway.
It was getting late, and Xia Zhun didn't seem to have any night life.He was already very tired from rushing to make announcements during the day, and it was rare for him to rest at night. He didn't want to go out at all, so he just took a shower and went to bed with Ye Nanting.
Ye Nanting was thrown beside Xia Zhun's pillow and lay face down on the bed.Although the mattress was quite soft, it would be great if Ye Nanting could lie on his back. If he kept lying on his stomach like this, his nose would be crushed again.
Xia Zhun didn't care about his nose, he had already put on the quilt and was going to sleep.
Time ticked away, although Ye Nanting felt uncomfortable lying on his stomach, but after tossing and tossing for so long, he felt very tired. He really had no strength and couldn't turn over, so he had to forcefully fall asleep like this.
tick-tock-
The clock moved slowly, and it was twelve o'clock in the blink of an eye.
Ye Nanting fell into a drowsy sleep, and suddenly felt a little out of breath, as if being pressed by a ghost, very uncomfortable.
Ye Nanting opened his eyes immediately, and Xia Zhun's handsome face was close at hand.Xia Zhun was lying beside him, reaching out to hold him in his arms very tightly, no wonder Ye Nanting was out of breath.
Ye Nanting signally pushed Xia Zhun, this push, Ye Nanting was stunned.
He hurriedly looked down at his hands, and then looked left and right.
Ye Nanting clearly remembered that he had turned into a mobile phone, but now, he seems to be back to normal, he can move his hands and feet freely, there is nothing unnatural at all.
Ye Nanting immediately turned over and sat up, then touched his stomach.
Just now when Xia Zhun was eating dinner, Ye Nanting felt hungry, and now Ye Nanting suddenly returned to normal, he immediately thought of eating, first to fill his stomach, and then drag Xia Zhun up to teach him a lesson!
Ye Nanting wanted to get out of bed, but Xia Zhun next to him woke up and sat up.
Xia Zhun usually sleeps relatively lightly, and will be woken up by the slightest movement.He was in a drowsy sleep, when he felt a slight movement, he opened his eyes quickly.
"who are you?"
Suddenly there was another person in the house, and it was still in the middle of the night. Xia Zhun immediately stared at Ye Nanting vigilantly, and then reached out to touch his mobile phone. His first reaction was to call the police.It's just that his hand touched the pillow several times, but he didn't touch his mobile phone.
Ye Nanting and Xia Zhun met each other's eyes, and for a while didn't know how to answer his question, so he said helplessly: "I'm not a bad person, we met before, but you may not remember me."
"We know each other?" Xia Zhun frowned and said, "What's your name?"
Ye Nanting thought to himself, you don't even remember the name.However, in order to make himself look less like a villain, Ye Nanting replied honestly, "My name is Ye Nanting."
"I remembered! So it was you!" Xia Zhun said.
Ye Nanting was pleasantly surprised and said, "You remember? Do you remember me?"
After going through so many times, every time Xia Zhun is because of the toxin of the dream orchid, so he doesn't remember the past at all.Ye Nanting thought he would experience the [-] postures of Xia Zhun's amnesia, but this time, Xia Zhun remembered it!
"Really remember?" Ye Nanting excitedly wanted to give Xia Zhun a hug. He had planned to beat Xia Zhun violently just now, but now he was in a good mood and decided to let go of the past.
Seeing Ye Nanting approaching, Xia Zhun immediately backed away and scolded, "Don't come over!"
Ye Nanting: "..."
It's not that I remember it, why do I feel that Xia Zhun's eyes... are not very friendly?
Being unfriendly is not an illusion. Xia Zhun looked at him warily and said, "Of course I remember you. Aren't you the black fan who made trouble in my live broadcast room? Ye Nanting? I remember it clearly. You are in the live broadcast room The trouble is not over yet, but he ran into my house at night? This is my private residence."
"and many more……"
Ye Nanting was dumbfounded, and said, "I'm not a black fan."
"Okay, you're not a black fan." Xia Zhun said, "I understand, I understand."
Ye Nanting: "..." No, you don't understand.Just by the tone of your voice, you can tell you don't understand!
Xia Zhun said: "If you are not a black fan, then you are my illegitimate fan, right?"
Ye Nanting: "..." Just say you don't understand.
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