Love delays my farming

This guy brought his girlfriend to mess around, and Village Chief Kang couldn't do anything about it.If the boat hadn't been locked, this person might have sneaked past.

They entangled here, and surrounded other people, just waiting for the village chief to nod in agreement, and then they could join in the fun.

Village Chief Kang killed the one who didn't nod, and just said: "That's a private place, contracted by others, it's not counted in the farmhouse project."

"What are you shooting?" The young man was still relentless.

"My Jing'er made you look at it for nothing, did you ask you for money?" A crisp voice came with a sneer.Ru Shou walked over from the school with two schoolbags in one hand and a red light in the other.

Village Chief Kang breathed a sigh of relief, and greeted, "Qiu Shi, Xiao Guang, are you out of school?"

Ru Shou hummed, and said: "School is over, if my younger brother was not stupid and was detained to memorize the text, we would have gone back."

Hong Guang lowered his head in humiliation. After studying for half a month, he could barely recognize these missing arms and legs, which were completely different from what he knew.After finally keeping up with the progress, I have to memorize strange texts.If ancient Chinese is fine, modern articles are all vernacular, and it is always strange to read them.

As a god, is it not humiliating to be detained for reciting texts together with a few snot-nosed children?

Ru Shou walked to the edge of the small pier, took out the key from the bag, and was about to unlock it.Since the farmhouse was held here, the boat has been locked, and the key is only kept on the person of the family to prevent outsiders from entering the island at will.If there is something in the village to ask Chu Yao and the others, they should call in advance and the island will send someone to meet them.

The young man took out a pink ticket from his bag, shook it in front of Li Shou, and said, "My child, take us to play around, and I will give you the 100 yuan."

Ru Shou almost rolled his eyes.

When he was the God of Si Qiu back then, didn't these human races all kneel down and worship him when they saw him, who dared to look up at his face?Even if the situation is not as good as others now, he can't be bought by 100 yuan.

Well...it's not about money or not.

It's just that the young man couldn't understand human words. Seeing that the lock was unlocked, he jumped onto the boat with a hey sound, and laughed loudly: "I'll just go up, and I won't go down. It's just a broken island, let me see it for a while." What's wrong with the circle?"

Ru Shou looked up at him, didn't say a word, and directly boarded the boat with the red light in his hand.

The windless and calm boat suddenly began to shake violently. The young man lost his footing and fell directly into the water.

"Oh, save someone, he can't swim!!"

Village Chief Kang was really furious. It was the end of autumn, the temperature was very low, and the water was even colder.It's just that the person who came was a guest after all, so he could only quickly take off his coat and jump into the water to fish the boy out.

At this stall, Ruo Shou has already pulled the boat rope and slowly swung the boat away.

"Mr. Kang called just now, saying that there was someone at the farmhouse in Heidaoyuan Village, and he sued the Consumers Association." Chu Yao lay on the bedside and ate. The deep-fried glutinous rice cakes are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, dipped in sugar Not delicious.

He lay on the edge of the bed to eat, while Xiaobai and the two little unicorns lay on the ground to eat, eating sugar foam all over the floor.

Long Jiu didn't have any opinion on what was black or not, but just stared at the bed sheet, afraid that Chu Yao would drip oil on the bed sheet.It would be fine if it was an ordinary bed sheet, but this bed sheet was made of his snake slough anyway, warm in winter and cool in summer.

Such a high-level good thing, how can it be stained with vulgar things like grease! !

"You don't need to worry about this matter." Long Jiu endured it, couldn't help it, and said, "Can't you go to the table next to you to eat?"

"How can you serve food?" Chu Yao gnawed off one in two or three mouthfuls, licked his fingers and smiled flatteringly at Long Jiu, "Isn't it cold?"

"Cold?" Long Jiu obviously didn't like this, "The indoor temperature is [-] degrees, you tell me it's cold?"

Since the arrival of the bird, the small building has become much warmer.The grandparents of the Chu family thought it was because of the fireplace, and wondered how this thing could be warmer than the kang, but it was actually the effect of the bird. That little thing could have caused a severe drought, but there were runes drawn on the cage. The hot air can only seep out slowly, becoming a natural, environmentally friendly and pollution-free heating system.

Chu Yao sighed, and said: "You heard me wrong, what I said was lazy. Let me get up..."

This glutinous rice cake is something that came from the south. There is also a stone mortar in the village, which is said to be used to make plaster.But now that medicine is advanced, it is no longer necessary to find herbs to boil dog skin plasters, and the stone mortar is used as a sink for cattle to drink.

Later, when they were engaged in farmhouse entertainment, this thing was also a thing that could be played with hands. The village head and his family brushed it for several days, soaked it in wine to disinfect it, and reinstalled it.In order to attract people, he steamed glutinous rice and learned how to make glutinous rice cakes.

Grandpa Chu looked at the fun and went to make a pot, but the glutinous rice food was not easy to digest. The two old people and the three dolls ate a total of two and stopped eating.So a bowl of glutinous rice cakes became a snack for young people, fried in oil and sprinkled with sugar, Chu Yao could eat a plate by himself.

It's just that when the two children came up, he had already got under the covers, so he was too lazy to come out, so he simply put the plate on the floor and ate on his stomach.

"Why do you have a problem with cleanliness for no reason? This is not good. I pay attention when I eat, and let Xiaobai and the others clean the floor later, won't it be fine?"

noob:? ? ?

He's just a kitten now, why clean the floor!

Long Jiu found that since the two established a relationship, Chu Yao no longer had the respect he had before, or in other words, regarded him too much as his own, and had no taboos at all.He doesn't want to take a bath every day when it's cold, and when it's hot in summer, he'll come to him and use him as a free air conditioner. Now he's so far away, the distance between the beds can build a Forbidden City.

And Chu Yao especially likes to eat on the bed, eating duck necks, chicken feet, melon seeds and peanuts.Although he was careful not to drop the dregs on the bed, but it looked annoying.

"Are you still talking about me? What's wrong with you? Eating on the bed??" Long Jiu was really going to die of anger.

Chu Yao finished eating the rest of the glutinous rice cakes, wiped his fingers with a wet tissue, and said with a smile: "Dormitory, I can see that you have never lived in a school dormitory, there are eight people in a room, a place with a bigger fart, and the bed is your own freedom. A place for activities. Not to mention eating these snacks, even if I eat noodles on the bed, I will not drip soup on the bed. I have practiced for seven years, boy kung fu, understand?"

Long Jiu: ...

"Eight people in one room? A very small room?"

Chu Yao ran out to brush his teeth, and came back after brushing, "Yes, it's smaller than our room, with four bunk beds and two desks in the middle aisle. But this is also when I was in high school. When I was in college, there were only four people. It’s a whole room, I sleep on the bed and there’s a desk under the bed, and when I pull the curtain, it’s my world, I can do whatever I want.”

Long Jiu narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "Then what should you do when you wash up?"

Chu Yao suddenly didn't realize that the danger was coming, so he got in as soon as he lifted the quilt, and said: "The school has a bathhouse. In winter, dozens of people go to the bathhouse to wash together. In summer, it's the bathroom in the house. Anyway, they are all men. You can also judge each other's body shape."

"Oh?" Long Jiu said in a low voice, "How about their figures?"

Xiaobai swallowed the last mouthful of glutinous rice cakes, pulled Xiao Qilin and rolled out of the room, closing the door behind him.

Chu Yao recalled it for a while, and said: "That's it, but there is a basketball player in our dormitory. He is tall and has long legs, and he has abdominal muscles. He is six yuan! Every time he plays basketball and lifts his clothes, hey, there are girls around him Children’s screams. I also have abdominal muscles, but I can’t play basketball very well. I can play table tennis at most, but there are too few people watching, and I have to compete with the teacher for the table.”

Long Jiu approached quietly, and his voice became more and more dangerous, "Then do you like long legs or long tails?"

Chu Yao shivered suddenly, something heavy and slightly cold passed over his legs, and the quilt was stretched out.

"Tail tail, I like tails. Oh, I was young and ignorant at that time. Besides, I was so absorbed in reading, where would I watch those messy things. I really like tails, so turn off the lights and go to sleep, sleep!!! Your mother, Long Xiaojiu , I will turn against you again!!"

I don't know if I turn my face or not, but it's a bit difficult to turn over.

This sleep went straight to noon, and when she went downstairs, she got Grandma Chu's eyes again.

Long Jiu was sitting beside Grandma Chu, eating peaches.This is a kind of late-autumn peach, which is juicy and sweet, and is loved by many people on the island.However, Chu Yao dislikes eating soup with one hand, which is very troublesome.Every time he eats, he either peels the skin and puts it in a bowl, and he digs it with a spoon, or he doesn't eat it at all.

Now when he sees Long Jiu, his butt hurts, and he walked out of the room with his waist supported.Hu Qing was talking to Ying Wei in the yard, and greeted him when he came out. "In Spadesyuan Village, the idiot who said that our store was bullying customers and knocked people into the water was arrested for spreading rumors."

Hu Qing took out his mobile phone, clicked on it and handed it to Chu Yao, "Someone took the video at that time and posted it on the Internet, and some people helped to control the review, and it didn't have any impact. But today, Village Chief Kang didn't get through with you, so just I called my grandfather and said that I want to borrow a pair of peacocks to put in the village. I also said that the leader of the zoo in the city called him and wanted to buy peacocks from us.”

Blue peacocks can be bred, and this thing is not worth much, as it can be found in any zoo.Ever since Chu Yao knew that the peacock meat was not tasty and the breeding time was too long, he stopped thinking about it.Now there are only twenty or thirty peacocks on the island, male, female, blue and white, and they have almost grown into adults.Especially the phoenix, the tail feathers are five meters long, the feathers are bright and plump, and it is simply too beautiful to open the tail.These peacocks fly around the island from time to time every day led by the phoenix peacock, which is really magnificent and beautiful.

At first, Fatty Zhuang said he wanted to keep two peacocks in his backyard, but the peacocks looked pretty, but their sounds were too ugly.In addition, his backyard is indeed a bit small, so I am too wronged for this kind of divine bird.In the end, I bought a few fairy chickens and went back to raise them, adding a bit of immortality to the garden in the backyard of my hotel.

After the promotional video of Taoyuan Village was sent out, the effect was really good, but the official blog of the city zoo was sprayed badly.They have a dignified zoo, and they raise peacocks like bald-tailed chickens, not as beautiful as those who run a farmhouse.

The principal was so in love with the video that he couldn't help but called to ask.

"You ask me, can I make the decision?" Chu Yao yawned, rubbing his old waist vigorously, "You have to ask Phoenix, that is its harem. If it agrees, I have no objection."