Love delays my farming

In the eyes of the human race, the dragon and phoenix are very auspicious and powerful symbols, but in the eyes of the big bosses in the mountains and seas, they are nothing more than colorful, capable of fighting in groups, and their combat effectiveness is fairly reliable.

Moreover, the reason why the mountains and seas are gradually declining is that, apart from Nuwa's idling and bored pinching figures into the eyes of heaven, the dragons and phoenixes also contributed a lot.These two races are so prolific. Every time there are hundreds of fights, the ground is covered with chicken feathers and scales. The whole wilderness is in turmoil. The harassed heavenly darling human race has nowhere to go, and the people are in dire straits.

It is precisely because of this that the bosses have been very confused for a long time, not knowing why human beings worship these two types of coachmen, and what kind of dragons and phoenixes are making auspiciousness.But pull it down, the dragon and the phoenix will do nothing but fight.No wonder there are so many resentful couples in the human race. This is a typical feature of being backlashed by using the wrong mascot.

The horns of the two big eels have not grown, and the scales on their bodies are soft.They also didn't notice any contempt from the boss, but happily swam in the shallows, occasionally opened their mouths to eat a bite or two of fish handed by their mother, and happily dried their bellies under the moonlight.

The bosses watched for a while and then dispersed. Although it is a happy thing to see the cub in this age when the aura is thin, it's just that the cub is too low-level to be worthy of the boss's attention.It would be different if Zhu Jiuyin could give birth to a cub, and the entire Great Wilderness would probably be shaken by it, and then confess the cub.

But Zhu Jiuyin has never had such a thing as feeling pregnant, just like Jianmu has lived for so many years and has never been able to separate the roots and seedlings.Even the Queen Mother of the West thought about whether to give birth to a cub to play with, but she forgot after eating and sleeping.They are big brothers who have lived for many years, wishing to live the same life as the world, and they can't understand the matter of passing on the family line.

In the early morning of the next day, the two big eels turned into two fat dolls, whimpering and sucking the bottle, looking around with big eyes, and finally landed on the one next to them who was bigger than them on the doll.

Chu Tiantian was wearing round diapers, sitting with his legs spread apart, his back leaning on a soft pillow, holding a bottle with two ears in his hand, sucking happily.Nearly two hundred milliliters of milk went into his stomach in a short while, and he burped contentedly.

The village sent them a large bamboo rocking cart. The rocking cart has been used for many years, and the bamboo boards have been coated with pulp, oily and smooth.This bamboo rocking cart has raised countless children in the village, and now it is sent to the island by the master, and it has become a blessing for newborns.

There are soft mattresses and pillows in the bamboo rocking cart.Even if three milk dolls are stuffed in, it is still roomy.Grandma Chu finally abandoned her beloved little trailer, and then pushed the bamboo cart back and forth on a limited number of mountain roads.At this time, she wished she could have a few neighbors to show off her great-grandson fiercely.

Look, how cute and good-looking, this long-armed and long-legged boy will never be taller in the future.Look at the big eyes, oh, they are so watery, they really have the shadow of my Yangyang family haha, he will be a handsome guy in the future, and I don't know how many little girls he will like.

Good guy, Chu Yao said in his heart, good guy.Grandma, do you know that you are pushing an emperor?As many little girls as there are, there are as many little girls as there are!Fortunately, it is a new society now, and we don’t pay attention to the old ways, otherwise my island would be full of dragons, phoenixes, and emperors, and there would be no circle of worshipers around?

Come to think of it, that scene must have been particularly interesting.

"Oh, it stinks here, grandma will take you to see Huahua." Grandma Chu turned the cart around and went to the other side.

Chu Yao came back to his senses, looked at the biogas pool in front of him, and then at Long Jiu who was eight feet away from him, and suddenly sneered, "Didn't you say that you want to live with me forever? Do you know if you have the same blessings and the same difficulties? Now No one is staring at you, don’t pretend to be blind, the shovel is over there, put on your water pants, come here!”

Long Jiu's mouth opened and closed, and his Adam's apple rolled up and down several times.He tentatively took a step forward, his fingers began to tremble, and he couldn't take another step.

"I'll come, I'll come, I'll come, how can this kind of thing work for Jiu Ye, Jiu Ye, you rest, I will do this!" Yuhu got out from nowhere, and put on his water pants quickly. Pick up the shovel and walk to the edge of the digester.

The manure in the digester was rotten, bubbling and bubbling.A rotten smell that could not be described as stinky penetrated into the nasal cavity and rampaged in the brain.

Shuhu looked around for a few times, and seemed to find groups of small white wriggling creatures inside. He couldn't help asking: "How did you clean up this thing before?"

"Last year, I asked Village Chief Kang to do it, and I divided them into half. But this year we have a lot of land, and I'm afraid that there is not enough fertilizer. I told them not to come over, but I have to do it myself. Always Pass this level." Chu Yao finished speaking expressionlessly, and his eyes fell on Long Jiu.

Long Jiu couldn't help but took a half step back.

"Come over and help!" Chu Yao shouted.

"Yangyang, who did you ask for help?" Grandpa Chu came back from patrolling the mountain, and when he heard this voice, he was immediately unhappy, "Xiao Jiu can't see, did you do it on purpose? How did your child become like this now? All right, all right, I know you don't want to do this, let me do it."

"Grandpa, you got it wrong, I didn't let him do it!" Chu Yao hurriedly stopped the angry Grandpa Chu, "I asked Xiaohu to help me, I knew how to let go of horses at a young age, you know how big your group of horses are! How much food will I eat in a few months? Hurry up and work!"

Which Lake:? ? ?

Only then did Grandpa Chu back away in doubt.In his heart, it's normal to work for food in exchange for food, and the young man should exercise instead of wandering around all the time.But it’s not enough to let Xiaojiu work. Xiaojiu looks like the kind of good boy who doesn’t touch the sun with his fingers. He looks good and has a good personality. Now he can’t see his eyes. He also brought them a lovely grandson.

Such a good granddaughter-in-law should hug the cat to bask in the sun instead of working stinky here!

Chu Yao silently put on a gas mask for himself, and made the same one for Yuhu.With their eyes closed and their hearts crossed, the two walked down the steps to the biogas pit.

Long Jiu watched for a while, and when the first bucket of fertilizer was sent out, he held back his nausea and sneaked away.

"A man like you is a scumbag, do scumbags understand? You always say that I am not good, you look in the mirror yourself, we are the same. It's like a crow standing on a pig, and can't see that he is black." Clean up the entire biogas tank , Chu Yao didn't even eat his disgusting lunch. After washing for a full hour, he spread himself out to bask in the warm sunshine, and he could still vaguely smell that weird smell at the end of his nose.

Long Jiu honestly sat beside him and made a confession form. Now it was nap time, the two old men took their children to rest, and no one came out to support him.

"It's agreed to share weal and woe with me, that's it? When I get old and paralyzed, I can't expect you to turn me over on the kang when I urinate on the kang." Chu Yao complained, "When the time comes, I will be completely naked. It smells like feces, I'm sitting in a wheelchair tremblingly, I can't even count on you to warm me up if I want to eat hot steamed buns!"

"No," Long Jiu said suddenly, "I gave you the shampoo I gave you when you took a bath just now, and I told you to rub your back, but you didn't want to."

"Can I be willing? You rubbed my back two days ago and almost pulled my bark off." Chu Yaosheng had nothing to love, and felt that no matter who he was back then or who he is today, he was actually the one who was raped by Long Jiu. This pretty face is alluring.What else does he have without this face?Shit can't be shoveled and can't be planted!

Long Jiu lowered his head deeply, in the clip given by Ju Mang, two people could roll together by rubbing their backs, he rubbed their backs on a whim, and almost sent them to the emergency room.The body of the human race is so fragile and troublesome, how can he make it to the last step?

Chu Yao looked at the other party's aggrieved little daughter-in-law, and couldn't help but sighed deeply. "Okay, okay, let me tell you a few words to make you feel wronged. Is there any food in the kitchen? I'm a little hungry."

Long Jiu went to the kitchen obediently, and after a while, a large bowl of noodles with fried sauce was brought over.

In the morning, Grandpa Chu went out with flour. The owner of the mill bought a noodle machine. This is the only noodle machine in the surrounding villages. Many people went there with flour to press noodles.Eggs and salt are put in the homemade noodles, which are lightly yellow and chewy when pressed, and the pork belly is cut up and fried in sauce, rubbed with a plate of shredded cucumber and mixed, not to mention how fragrant it is.

Yuhu ate three big bowls like everyone else, only Chu Yao felt dizzy when he saw that bowl of sauce, and his stomach was sour.

But now that Long Jiu has mixed the noodles, the top is covered with shredded cucumbers, mung bean sprouts and chopped coriander peppers.

Chu Yao was indeed hungry. He snorted and ate half a bowl before recovering. Looking at Long Jiu who was sitting next to him, he couldn't help but stretch out his hand and drag him to him, leaving a greasy mark on the corner of his mouth. Jajang-flavored kisses.

Long Jiu:? ? ?

His first reaction blurted out, "Are you so hungry?"

The second reaction immediately followed, "Are you kissing me?"

Then came the third reaction, "Why don't you stick out your tongue?"

Chu Yao killed the remaining noodles expressionlessly, stuffed the bowl and chopsticks into the opponent's arms, pointed to the backyard and said: "Take it to brush, I kiss you, I don't want to stretch."

You must have done something wrong in your previous life.

Zhu Jiuyin looked like a fool.

When the seedlings were inserted into the paddy fields, peach blossoms bloomed brilliantly.Not only on the island, the peach trees transplanted in the village also bloomed full of flowers, which provoked the non-stop busyness of the little bees.

A new batch of baby quails had grown up, and most of the male quails were slaughtered and brought into the market in the town. The boss of Zhuang helped promote them, and they were sold out immediately.This is the quail that they couldn't afford to spend a lot of money last year, and now it is finally on the market.

"Aren't you afraid of losing money?" Li Chenghao ate fried quail while drinking beer, looking at the fat man opposite him who was slowly drinking sweet peach gum soup.

Boss Zhuang laughed and said, "Do you know how much the occupancy rate of my hotel has increased since I helped promote the quail?"

Li Chenghao nodded with his greasy twisted hand, he didn't know what to say.

Boss Zhuang said again: "I have a master in my shop who is pretty good at making marinated goods. In summer, I will set up a barbecue stall next to me. How many quails do you think can escape from me?"

Li Chenghao didn't know what to say. He looked at the quail in front of him, and wondered if he could hold on for a while longer if he kept a refrigerator to eat.This man surnamed Zhuang is cruel and merciless!

Boss Zhuang laughed loudly and said, "How many quails can be produced in their village? One batch every half a month, and one batch is less than a thousand. It's just the beginning. I'm not in a hurry. Why are you in a hurry? By the way, you don't know, do you?" ?Old Zhou has already contacted there, saying that he is here to help open a physical store in the mountains and seas, to solve the worries of others selling goods. You cultural people don’t understand, only us who are digging in the soil can do it Really know what the poor people need. Tsk."

Li Chenghao: ...

He found that his ideological awareness is really not as good as that of a restaurant owner now, how can this work!