mountain god
Chapter 58
Jiang Yousi originally had the kind of character that goes with everything, and he doesn't seek to be famous in the world, let alone be rich in others, as long as he lives his small life happily, he is very satisfied.
In winter in the south, it is cold inside and outside the house, and the air conditioner cannot be blown all the time. It is too dry and very uncomfortable.So Jiang Yousi bought two boxes of charcoal, which were very comfortable to put in the living room.
Because the house is old-fashioned, there is a stove in the living room, and you can roast sweet potatoes and eat in your spare time.When I was a child, when I was baking at home, I would always put an iron can filled with water, which is the usual Coke beer can. I drained the top, washed it, filled it with water, put some dried orange peels on it, and poured it into the oven. Put it next to the fire charcoal.It will not be too dry after being roasted for too long, and it is surrounded by the aroma of orange peel.This jug also has another function, which is to boil eggs for eating, which is Jiang Yousi’s favorite! At first, don’t put too much water in the pipe. Add a little cold water to prevent the water in the jar from tumbling too much and cracking the eggs.But if you don't care about it, you don't need to worry about it at all.
As for roasting sweet potatoes, the stove at home is not suitable, and a microwave oven is more suitable for roasting sweet potatoes, but you can't put sweet potatoes in it directly, it's better to have something to stick to it.
Going around, I burned a box of charcoal, and New Year's Day is coming.
Jiang Yousi just took the eggs out of the jar with tongs, wrapped them in a paper towel and held them, but was still so hot that he moved his hands back and forth, and finally couldn't take it anymore and threw them to Bai Li for him to hold.But why not just put it on the ground or on the stool table first?Jiang Yousi didn't know it himself, but when he saw it, he threw it to him naturally.
"I want to eat too!" The spirit rope said bluntly.
"Me too." Bai Yan also echoed.
"Wow, I asked you if you want to eat, everyone shook their heads and said no, why do you want to go whoring for nothing now? No!" Then he took the egg from Bai Li's hand with lightning speed , knocked on the ground, peeled it off and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
Smashing it, chewing it, feeling like he was about to choke, Jiang Youpan's eyes widened, and he swallowed it in one gulp.
Both Lingsheng and Baiyan were drooling, but they were too lazy to do it. No one was willing to do it. As the saying goes, one monk carried water to drink, two monks carried water to drink, and three monks had no water to drink.
In desperation, Jiang Yousi said to go to the kitchen to cook for them to eat, but the two of them directly refused and ordered to cook in this jar.There was no other way, he brought over an egg, put it aside, and let them cook by themselves.The two were fighting over each other, and the two eggs were put into the gram jar together, but the jar was small, and the two eggs were still slightly crowded inside.Jiang Yousi had no choice but to put another water pot beside it, one egg and one pit.After cooking, eat in turn, no one is partial to anyone.
"Meow~meow~" The cat at home was also cold, and they squatted by the stove to warm up together, and Bai Yan hugged it directly in his arms.The cat watched them all eating, meowing and purring incessantly.Bai Yan broke some eggs for it, and it leaned over to ask, but it didn't eat it, it just barked.
"You little cat, don't you even eat eggs? Well, I'll get you something to eat." Bai Yan also couldn't hear the cat's meowing like this, it was almost deaf.
"Are you free tonight?" Bai Li said suddenly.
Jiang Yousi looked at him, then pointed to himself and said, "Me?"
"Ah."
"Tonight? It should be fine, I guess I'll just watch the New Year's Eve concert or something."
"Don't read it, follow me to a place."
"Where is Brother Bai Li going? I want to go too." Bai Yan walked back with cat food.
"That's right, where are you going? Why is it so mysterious? I want to go too." The spirit rope gnawed on the egg while talking.
"Drinking and chatting with friends to reminisce about the old days, are you going?" Bai Li was not worried that they would go.
"Ah? The kitty will be hungry at night, I will stay at home to feed it, or not go." Bai Yan said while stroking the kitten.
"I...I suddenly want to see tonight's
I won't go to the New Year's Eve concert either.Hehehe. "Lingsheng didn't want to go when he saw Bai Yan, so it wasn't a good job, so he found an excuse to stay at home.
"Eh? According to common sense, shouldn't you rush to go at this moment? Why didn't you go?" Jiang Youpan asked with a smile.
"Hahahaha. Then I'll make some arrangements and come pick you up at night." Bai Li got up and left.
Jiang Yousi fiddled with the charcoal stove, wondering what kind of medicine was sold in this Baili gourd.What kind of friends are you visiting?Besides that ghost king pig, who else have friends?
Although Jiang Yousi had doubts, there was nothing he could do.
This certain TV station started the countdown to the New Year's Eve concert early in the morning, and it has to broadcast every half hour, hour, etc., which is also annoying.Unable to take it anymore, Jiang Yousi changed the channel directly, watching the news was better than these commercials.
"Both eggs are ready, do you want to eat them?"
"eat!"
"I want more!" The spirit rope supported an egg, and wanted to ask for another one, really eating from the bowl and looking at the pot.
"Lingsheng, please eat yours. What else do you want? After you finish eating that egg." Jiang Yousi gave an egg to Bai Yan, and ate one himself.
When I woke up this winter, it was already almost noon, and the sky gradually darkened after roasting for a while.Before Jiang Yousi was about to make dinner, he asked Bai Yan and the others, but they couldn't agree, so he started to make dinner, and then ate together until Bai Li came back.
Just a few bites here, Bai Li appeared at the door.
"Let's go." Bai Li stood at the door and called Jiang Youpan.
"Huh? Don't you want to eat first?" Jiang Youpan said vaguely with unswallowed rice in his mouth.
"Don't eat, it's too late." Bai Li urged.
"Oh, ok, ok. You guys look at it at home, don't move around, and clean up the table when I come back. Ah. Did you hear that?" Jiang Yousi told them while putting on his coat.
The two foodies are busy eating, they just keep nodding their heads.
Jiang Yousi was still slightly worried about them, afraid that they would go out and cause trouble, especially the little troublemaker Lingsheng, who had to worry him.
"Let's go." Bai Li took his hand and flew away.
Flying and flying, I arrived at a place where the ghost lights were shining, and then I started walking on the ground.
"I can only walk here." Bai Li apologized slightly.
"Ah? It's okay. It's not a big deal to walk. Just walk. Oh, by the way, aren't we going to visit your friend? Shall we go directly empty-handed?" Jiang Youpan felt a little regretful, why didn't he think of bringing something with him? Woolen cloth.
"It's okay, I brought a bottle of wine." Bai Li suddenly took out a bottle of wine from his arms. Although it was sealed, the aroma of the wine had already overflowed.
"When? When did you bring the wine? Why didn't I find it?" Jiang Youpan looked left and right curiously, trying to see where he was hiding.
"Hehehehe, stop making trouble, you scratched me. Hehehehe." Bai Li couldn't help avoiding Jiang Yousi's fidgeting hands.
"Eh? You're ticklish. Oh, hehehe." Jiang Yousi seemed to have thought of something funny.
"Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy."
"You guys are finally here! Why are you still talking and laughing outside when you're here?" A voice came from the front.
"?" Jiang Yousi didn't know very well. He looked at Bai Li, who smiled and said, "We're just ahead. Let's go in first."
Jiang Yousi followed Bai Li and continued to walk forward, passing through a large area of reeds, his vision became wider, because the surrounding ghost lights were very bright, warm orange light, it was very comfortable to look at.In the middle sat two octogenarians, playing chess, surrounded by several servant boys.
"Here we come. Sit down and chat. Little boy, serve them wine." The old man said.
"You old man, why are you so confused again? Both of them are not good at drinking, and you let them drink, what are you doing! Serve them tea! Don't serve the wine!" said the old woman.
"?" Jiang Yousi tried his best to wink at Bai Li, and then asked softly, "Are they the friends you mentioned?"
Bai Li nodded, then walked forward, found a place to sit down, pointed to the grandfather and introduced, "This is Mr. Xiaoyao, and that one is Fairy Xiaoyao. It's just that the time to become a fairy is too late, and our fairy age is about the same. Yes. When you and I were traveling around, we came here many times, and every time you had to ask them for tea."
Jiang Yousi could only scratch his head and smiled, then sat next to Bai Li, "Didn't I forget, I'm sorry."
"Ahahahaha, it's okay, it's okay. Living here is for the sake of peace, and we don't have much contact with foreign immortals. It's fate to be friends with you. Come, come, you have tea and we have wine."
The four cups were lifted up to each other, but they didn't touch each other. It was just a sense of ritual. Unlike modern drinking, they don't like to clink the cups to make noise, which is very impolite.
There were a few back and forth between tea and wine, but the chess game remained unchanged.
"I said, old woman, you should move a bit. Now that they are all here, you have to watch them for a long time." Mr. Xiaoyao urged.
"Don't make trouble! You old man, how can you rush this game of chess! You are breaking the rules!" Fairy Xiaoyao gave the opponent a disgusted look, and then continued to study the chess game.
"But you have been studying this for a long time. You have never made this move from last night to tonight. In my opinion, you might as well admit defeat and try again, it's better than wasting yourself like this!" Xiaoyao Jun joked.
"Smelly old man! Don't talk nonsense! You are a scheme, trying to disturb my thoughts, and then kill me! I will not be fooled by you. You are a bad old man!" Fairy Xiaoyao was not to be outdone.
Jiang Yousi looked at the two old children, you can't stop talking to each other, it's really enviable.
"Little boy, come here and write down the game, and then accept it. I and your fairies need to chat with the guests first, and then play again when I have time!" Mr. Xiaoyao was thinking that if the old woman kept thinking like this, it might be the end of spring. They didn't make a fuss when they came, since Bai Li and the others finally came here, they couldn't just be left out in the cold.
"Well, that's a very good thing to say, but other words are not very good. Just accept it and come back tomorrow."
A few boys came over to tidy up, and then retreated silently.
"Let's go, let's go for a stroll. You haven't been here for a long time. It's no fun for us two old ladies. It's just that this piece of reed is carefully cultivated by us. At night, the ghost lights are flickering, as bright as day. Spring, summer, autumn and winter don't affect us here. Over the years, we two are old. It is also interesting to listen to the elves talking about the strange things outside from time to time. It's just that I haven't contacted you for many years, and I am a little worried. Now you are here instead. My heart is at ease. When I heard... eh, let’s not talk about it, I won’t mention the past. Now you have changed your name? Jiang Yousi? But?” Xiaoyao asked.
"Yes, I don't know much about the original matter. Since it is a punishment, it is natural to have to suffer." Jiang Youpan found that the original tension disappeared suddenly.
The human world likes to chat most, and most of the conversations in life are nonsense, but it is these nonsense that nourish life, and the fairy world is no exception!
In winter in the south, it is cold inside and outside the house, and the air conditioner cannot be blown all the time. It is too dry and very uncomfortable.So Jiang Yousi bought two boxes of charcoal, which were very comfortable to put in the living room.
Because the house is old-fashioned, there is a stove in the living room, and you can roast sweet potatoes and eat in your spare time.When I was a child, when I was baking at home, I would always put an iron can filled with water, which is the usual Coke beer can. I drained the top, washed it, filled it with water, put some dried orange peels on it, and poured it into the oven. Put it next to the fire charcoal.It will not be too dry after being roasted for too long, and it is surrounded by the aroma of orange peel.This jug also has another function, which is to boil eggs for eating, which is Jiang Yousi’s favorite! At first, don’t put too much water in the pipe. Add a little cold water to prevent the water in the jar from tumbling too much and cracking the eggs.But if you don't care about it, you don't need to worry about it at all.
As for roasting sweet potatoes, the stove at home is not suitable, and a microwave oven is more suitable for roasting sweet potatoes, but you can't put sweet potatoes in it directly, it's better to have something to stick to it.
Going around, I burned a box of charcoal, and New Year's Day is coming.
Jiang Yousi just took the eggs out of the jar with tongs, wrapped them in a paper towel and held them, but was still so hot that he moved his hands back and forth, and finally couldn't take it anymore and threw them to Bai Li for him to hold.But why not just put it on the ground or on the stool table first?Jiang Yousi didn't know it himself, but when he saw it, he threw it to him naturally.
"I want to eat too!" The spirit rope said bluntly.
"Me too." Bai Yan also echoed.
"Wow, I asked you if you want to eat, everyone shook their heads and said no, why do you want to go whoring for nothing now? No!" Then he took the egg from Bai Li's hand with lightning speed , knocked on the ground, peeled it off and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
Smashing it, chewing it, feeling like he was about to choke, Jiang Youpan's eyes widened, and he swallowed it in one gulp.
Both Lingsheng and Baiyan were drooling, but they were too lazy to do it. No one was willing to do it. As the saying goes, one monk carried water to drink, two monks carried water to drink, and three monks had no water to drink.
In desperation, Jiang Yousi said to go to the kitchen to cook for them to eat, but the two of them directly refused and ordered to cook in this jar.There was no other way, he brought over an egg, put it aside, and let them cook by themselves.The two were fighting over each other, and the two eggs were put into the gram jar together, but the jar was small, and the two eggs were still slightly crowded inside.Jiang Yousi had no choice but to put another water pot beside it, one egg and one pit.After cooking, eat in turn, no one is partial to anyone.
"Meow~meow~" The cat at home was also cold, and they squatted by the stove to warm up together, and Bai Yan hugged it directly in his arms.The cat watched them all eating, meowing and purring incessantly.Bai Yan broke some eggs for it, and it leaned over to ask, but it didn't eat it, it just barked.
"You little cat, don't you even eat eggs? Well, I'll get you something to eat." Bai Yan also couldn't hear the cat's meowing like this, it was almost deaf.
"Are you free tonight?" Bai Li said suddenly.
Jiang Yousi looked at him, then pointed to himself and said, "Me?"
"Ah."
"Tonight? It should be fine, I guess I'll just watch the New Year's Eve concert or something."
"Don't read it, follow me to a place."
"Where is Brother Bai Li going? I want to go too." Bai Yan walked back with cat food.
"That's right, where are you going? Why is it so mysterious? I want to go too." The spirit rope gnawed on the egg while talking.
"Drinking and chatting with friends to reminisce about the old days, are you going?" Bai Li was not worried that they would go.
"Ah? The kitty will be hungry at night, I will stay at home to feed it, or not go." Bai Yan said while stroking the kitten.
"I...I suddenly want to see tonight's
I won't go to the New Year's Eve concert either.Hehehe. "Lingsheng didn't want to go when he saw Bai Yan, so it wasn't a good job, so he found an excuse to stay at home.
"Eh? According to common sense, shouldn't you rush to go at this moment? Why didn't you go?" Jiang Youpan asked with a smile.
"Hahahaha. Then I'll make some arrangements and come pick you up at night." Bai Li got up and left.
Jiang Yousi fiddled with the charcoal stove, wondering what kind of medicine was sold in this Baili gourd.What kind of friends are you visiting?Besides that ghost king pig, who else have friends?
Although Jiang Yousi had doubts, there was nothing he could do.
This certain TV station started the countdown to the New Year's Eve concert early in the morning, and it has to broadcast every half hour, hour, etc., which is also annoying.Unable to take it anymore, Jiang Yousi changed the channel directly, watching the news was better than these commercials.
"Both eggs are ready, do you want to eat them?"
"eat!"
"I want more!" The spirit rope supported an egg, and wanted to ask for another one, really eating from the bowl and looking at the pot.
"Lingsheng, please eat yours. What else do you want? After you finish eating that egg." Jiang Yousi gave an egg to Bai Yan, and ate one himself.
When I woke up this winter, it was already almost noon, and the sky gradually darkened after roasting for a while.Before Jiang Yousi was about to make dinner, he asked Bai Yan and the others, but they couldn't agree, so he started to make dinner, and then ate together until Bai Li came back.
Just a few bites here, Bai Li appeared at the door.
"Let's go." Bai Li stood at the door and called Jiang Youpan.
"Huh? Don't you want to eat first?" Jiang Youpan said vaguely with unswallowed rice in his mouth.
"Don't eat, it's too late." Bai Li urged.
"Oh, ok, ok. You guys look at it at home, don't move around, and clean up the table when I come back. Ah. Did you hear that?" Jiang Yousi told them while putting on his coat.
The two foodies are busy eating, they just keep nodding their heads.
Jiang Yousi was still slightly worried about them, afraid that they would go out and cause trouble, especially the little troublemaker Lingsheng, who had to worry him.
"Let's go." Bai Li took his hand and flew away.
Flying and flying, I arrived at a place where the ghost lights were shining, and then I started walking on the ground.
"I can only walk here." Bai Li apologized slightly.
"Ah? It's okay. It's not a big deal to walk. Just walk. Oh, by the way, aren't we going to visit your friend? Shall we go directly empty-handed?" Jiang Youpan felt a little regretful, why didn't he think of bringing something with him? Woolen cloth.
"It's okay, I brought a bottle of wine." Bai Li suddenly took out a bottle of wine from his arms. Although it was sealed, the aroma of the wine had already overflowed.
"When? When did you bring the wine? Why didn't I find it?" Jiang Youpan looked left and right curiously, trying to see where he was hiding.
"Hehehehe, stop making trouble, you scratched me. Hehehehe." Bai Li couldn't help avoiding Jiang Yousi's fidgeting hands.
"Eh? You're ticklish. Oh, hehehe." Jiang Yousi seemed to have thought of something funny.
"Why are you looking at me like that? It's creepy."
"You guys are finally here! Why are you still talking and laughing outside when you're here?" A voice came from the front.
"?" Jiang Yousi didn't know very well. He looked at Bai Li, who smiled and said, "We're just ahead. Let's go in first."
Jiang Yousi followed Bai Li and continued to walk forward, passing through a large area of reeds, his vision became wider, because the surrounding ghost lights were very bright, warm orange light, it was very comfortable to look at.In the middle sat two octogenarians, playing chess, surrounded by several servant boys.
"Here we come. Sit down and chat. Little boy, serve them wine." The old man said.
"You old man, why are you so confused again? Both of them are not good at drinking, and you let them drink, what are you doing! Serve them tea! Don't serve the wine!" said the old woman.
"?" Jiang Yousi tried his best to wink at Bai Li, and then asked softly, "Are they the friends you mentioned?"
Bai Li nodded, then walked forward, found a place to sit down, pointed to the grandfather and introduced, "This is Mr. Xiaoyao, and that one is Fairy Xiaoyao. It's just that the time to become a fairy is too late, and our fairy age is about the same. Yes. When you and I were traveling around, we came here many times, and every time you had to ask them for tea."
Jiang Yousi could only scratch his head and smiled, then sat next to Bai Li, "Didn't I forget, I'm sorry."
"Ahahahaha, it's okay, it's okay. Living here is for the sake of peace, and we don't have much contact with foreign immortals. It's fate to be friends with you. Come, come, you have tea and we have wine."
The four cups were lifted up to each other, but they didn't touch each other. It was just a sense of ritual. Unlike modern drinking, they don't like to clink the cups to make noise, which is very impolite.
There were a few back and forth between tea and wine, but the chess game remained unchanged.
"I said, old woman, you should move a bit. Now that they are all here, you have to watch them for a long time." Mr. Xiaoyao urged.
"Don't make trouble! You old man, how can you rush this game of chess! You are breaking the rules!" Fairy Xiaoyao gave the opponent a disgusted look, and then continued to study the chess game.
"But you have been studying this for a long time. You have never made this move from last night to tonight. In my opinion, you might as well admit defeat and try again, it's better than wasting yourself like this!" Xiaoyao Jun joked.
"Smelly old man! Don't talk nonsense! You are a scheme, trying to disturb my thoughts, and then kill me! I will not be fooled by you. You are a bad old man!" Fairy Xiaoyao was not to be outdone.
Jiang Yousi looked at the two old children, you can't stop talking to each other, it's really enviable.
"Little boy, come here and write down the game, and then accept it. I and your fairies need to chat with the guests first, and then play again when I have time!" Mr. Xiaoyao was thinking that if the old woman kept thinking like this, it might be the end of spring. They didn't make a fuss when they came, since Bai Li and the others finally came here, they couldn't just be left out in the cold.
"Well, that's a very good thing to say, but other words are not very good. Just accept it and come back tomorrow."
A few boys came over to tidy up, and then retreated silently.
"Let's go, let's go for a stroll. You haven't been here for a long time. It's no fun for us two old ladies. It's just that this piece of reed is carefully cultivated by us. At night, the ghost lights are flickering, as bright as day. Spring, summer, autumn and winter don't affect us here. Over the years, we two are old. It is also interesting to listen to the elves talking about the strange things outside from time to time. It's just that I haven't contacted you for many years, and I am a little worried. Now you are here instead. My heart is at ease. When I heard... eh, let’s not talk about it, I won’t mention the past. Now you have changed your name? Jiang Yousi? But?” Xiaoyao asked.
"Yes, I don't know much about the original matter. Since it is a punishment, it is natural to have to suffer." Jiang Youpan found that the original tension disappeared suddenly.
The human world likes to chat most, and most of the conversations in life are nonsense, but it is these nonsense that nourish life, and the fairy world is no exception!
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