mountain god

The summer morning is still very comfortable, although it is not natural to wake up, but looking at the slightly bright hills and the chirping of birds, and breathing the fresh air, Jiang Youpan is quite willing.

He didn't expect Bai Yan to be so eager to improve his cultivation, so he came to wake him up early in the morning to practice.

"Ha~" Woke up too early, Jiang Yousi kept yawning, but he couldn't tell Bai Yan that he was going to sleep, and let him practice alone, so he practiced with his eyelids propped up. Although the weather was quite comfortable in the morning , but sleeping is more comfortable.

The white talismans prepared by Bai Li for them were placed all over the floor, and there were some props in front of the two of them, such as wood, a glass of water, stones and so on.

I saw that Jiang Youba's eyelids started to fight, and he unconsciously wrote on the pillow, and then stuck it to the wood in front of him.

Huh?Is it a pillow?Then I'm more than welcome.Jiang Yousi was so sleepy that he fell asleep on the "pillow".

Bai Yan, who was sitting across from him, watched Jiang Youpan fall asleep without saying a word, and continued to draw symbols silently. After all, he felt that the mountain god had successfully conjured up a pillow, and he had to work hard, and he could rest only after he succeeded.

I don't know how long I slept, but Jiang Yousi only woke up when he heard voices.

"I thought Master Shanshen worked hard, but it turned out that he just slept in another place." When Bai Li got up together, he saw Jiang Yousi sleeping on his stomach in the room, while Bai Yan was practicing hard at the side. The contrast was too obvious. I couldn't stop saying a few words.

It was really uncomfortable to sleep on my stomach, and my hands were numb from the pillow.Jiang Yousi rubbed it, and said in a sleepy tone, "I'm the one who sleeps on a pillow, so I'm not lazy!"

Bai Yan looked at Bai Li and explained, "Yes, the Lord Mountain God is very powerful. He transformed himself a long time ago, so he fell asleep. Unlike Bai Yan, who is too stupid, he can't change it at all."

Afraid of Bai Yan's sadness, Jiang Yousi rubbed his hair, "You're not stupid, it's just that the time hasn't come yet, and it will be when the time comes."

"Oh? Is that so? My Lord Mountain God, why don't you turn that glass of water into wine for me. I suddenly want to drink some wine." Bai Li asked in a questioning tone.

Jiang Yousi was so provoked by Bai Li, he rubbed his face unconvinced, to wake himself up, and then sat up straight, "Change will change, I will let someone drink today, I will become so delicious !"

Bai Li looked like he was enjoying the show, "Hehe..."

Jiang Yousi picked up the white talisman, wrote the word "fine wine" in a style, and then stuck it on the water glass, paused for a few seconds, and went to smell it.

Why does it taste wrong?The water must have changed, it just seemed like something was wrong.

"Lord Mountain God, is the wine ready?" Bai Li knew that he had failed when he saw Jiang Youpan leaning into the cup and smelling it again and again.

Bai Li walked over and took a deep breath, "Oh, this doesn't smell like wine, does it? Why is your wine sour?"

Jiang Yousi knew he was wrong, so he didn't dare to say more, but unconvincedly picked up the white talisman and tried again, but it still didn't work, so he could only smile awkwardly.

Bai Li looked at him so embarrassed, and he didn't mean to laugh at him, "I'm hungry." Bai Li who didn't know what to say directly popped out this sentence.

Originally, he thought that Bai Li would mock him vigorously, but when he heard him say that he was hungry, Jiang Yousi couldn't believe it.

Bai Li thought he didn't hear, so he repeated again, "I'm hungry!"

It was only then that Jiang Youpan came to his senses, "Ah, I'm going to make breakfast right now, you guys can eat it later." He got up in a panic and went to the kitchen to work.

At this time, Bai Li was no longer angry, and had something to say with them, but during the meal, Jiang Yousi decided to put their meat menu on a separate plate. After all, the animal's food protection behavior is not covered. While eating, Bai Li would eat Bai Yan because of the food.

After the meal, Bai Li sat on the sidelines and supervised them, and if he couldn't stand it, he would give instructions, "Do you think your grandpa's head was caught in the door, so I dare to pass on the mountain god to you!"

Bai Li would occasionally say a sentence or two like this, but after he finished speaking, he would patiently demonstrate to them, explaining, "When you draw a talisman, you must have faith in your heart and think about it, so that it will be useful."

Do you want to think strongly about it?So in the morning I kept thinking about the pillow, so it changed immediately?Feel it with your heart?

Hmm...I'm suffering from mosquito bites now, I need toilet water, toilet water.

Jiang Youpan closed his eyes as soon as he stuck to the water glass in front of him, not daring to look at it.It wasn't until Bai Yan poked him that he half-opened his eyes and glanced. Unexpectedly, the water in the water glass changed color and exuded a charming scent of toilet water.

Jiang Yousi stared at the freshly transformed toilet water in front of him, and couldn't help laughing, "Hahahaha, look at Bai Li, it's done, I'm done! Hahahaha."

Seeing Jiang Yousi who had succeeded again, Bai Yan was a little anxious, but he still held his temper, wrote a blessing of peace, and pasted it on a small wooden stick.

He hoped that Bai Li and Lord Shanshen would be safe and sound in the future.

As soon as he opened his eyes, an amulet really appeared in front of him. Seeing this not-so-good-looking amulet, Bai Yan picked it up preciously, and happily showed Jiang Yousi Baili the amulet he had just transformed.

Bai Li still looked like he didn't care, "Let's just leave it like this today, you guys are still making progress."

"Bai Li, can I also draw that peace talisman?"

"Huh? Yes, yes." Bai Li hesitated a little. With Jiang Yousi's current cultivation, the peace talisman he drew might not be useful, but he was too embarrassed to hit him, so he didn't go on.

Jiang Yousi was very happy to hear that the peace talisman can be drawn as a mountain god, and he can sell the peace talisman when he has enough cultivation in the future.Earn some incense money, otherwise how can I support the guy who has to eat meat every day in the family.

After practicing all morning, he was exhausted enough. Jiang Youpan returned to his room but didn't go to bed right away. Instead, he drew two safety symbols, folded them into the shape of a heart, and then sewed a wrap around them.

Um?They will dislike it, it's too ugly, not beautiful at all.Forget it, just look at it yourself, and if you give it to them, you will definitely be disgusted to death.

The talisman was finished but he didn't dare to give it away, Jiang Yousi looked down on himself a bit, he fell asleep while lying on the bed thinking about it, he seemed to be getting more and more sleepy recently.

Jiang Yousi slept until the afternoon, but was woken up by Bai Li's voice, as if it was said in his own ear, he couldn't fall asleep at all.

Unable to bear it, he could only get up, stretched his waist and walked out the door, "Bai Li, why are you talking so loudly, it's killing me... Eh? What are you doing? Who is this person?" Seeing a little demon tied up by Bai Li with a demon-binding rope, Jiang Youban was a little surprised.

"I don't know where the little demon came from. He only said that he wanted to see you, but he didn't say anything else when he asked, so he was tied up."

"Then...then why are there so many talisman papers on him?"

"Lord Mountain God, brother Baili asked me to practice drawing talismans on this little demon, so I just..." The more Bai Yan spoke, the less confident he became, and his voice became smaller and smaller, feeling like a child who did something wrong.

"Master Mountain God? Are you the Lord Mountain God? Lord Mountain God, I just want to ask you for one thing, please help me." After hearing Bai Yan say the words 'Master Mountain God', he was extremely excited.

"Ah, yes, I am the God of the Mountain. Bai Li, please let me know. No matter how you say it, everyone who comes is a guest."

Bai Li snorted disdainfully, then waved his hand, and the binding rope disappeared.

Without the shackles of the rope, the little demon immediately stood up, and tore off the talisman paper attached to her body in a panic, "That mountain god, I just want to ask you for a longevity talisman, I hope you can draw it, come Thank you every day.”

I haven't drawn this longevity talisman myself, and I don't know if it will be effective. Besides, monsters have a long lifespan, and this little monster doesn't look like a dying monster. Jiang Yousi didn't dare to agree immediately. down.

"Well... don't you monsters have a long lifespan? No matter how you look at it, you don't seem to need this kind of thing.

Xu was guessed right, Xiao Yao began to speak hesitantly, "This...I...I am..."

Seeing the little demon hesitating and refusing to explain clearly, Jiang Youpan was a little annoyed, "I won't give it to you if you don't explain clearly, so tell me."

"I... I am begging for a human being." The little demon lowered her head and said sheepishly.

Jiang Yousi thought he heard it wrong, "Human?"

"Yeah, he's a very gentle guy." The little demon glanced at Jiang Yousi and continued, "He used to be a primary school teacher, but now he's retired and his children are working outside, so he rarely comes back to visit him. Nian also left him due to illness, and now he can be regarded as a left-behind old man. He likes to read, and every evening, he would go to the yard, lie on the rocking chair, hold a book of poems, and recite with emotion. At first I was just curious, so I squatted in a corner and listened. Then I listened unscrupulously in front of him. He couldn't see me at first, but then he saw me for some reason. When I was discovered, I was very scared , wanting to run away, but he said to me softly: "Little friend, do you also like the poems I read? Come here, let me teach you to read poems. He is so gentle, he thinks I am a human child. Every evening, as long as the weather Well, I will listen to him read poems beside him. And he also prepares food for me, and sometimes buys me new clothes. In fact, he should have known that I am not human, because when I eat The original teeth will be exposed, and the ability is limited, so I can’t take them in, but he didn’t say anything, he just praised my teeth, and asked me if I had enough to eat, and if there was anything else I wanted to eat. Perhaps it was two lonely bodies alone. It's been too long, I finally met the same kind, I cherish it very much. When I first heard him praise my teeth, I didn't realize it. I noticed it later. I wanted to explain, but he patted my head and said he knew. , know that I am not a human being, but what does it matter, I did not harm him, and I even talked with him, he is very happy."

Speaking of this, Xiao Yao suddenly stopped.

"What happened after that? What happened?" Jiang Yousi asked.

"Later, he got older and got sick from time to time. A while ago, he couldn't get out of bed. It seemed that he had to go to a big city for surgery, and his children would come back to pick him up tomorrow. As soon as I heard The news is urgent, and I don’t know what I can do for him, but I just heard that there is a very spiritual mountain temple here from the nearby humans, so I wanted to ask him for a safe and longevity talisman.” Xiao Xiao The demon lowered his head, not daring to look at Jiang Youpan, and kept rubbing his hands.