Prince is a slave

Raw porridge with tender fish fillets.The sun just happened to shine in brilliantly from the open window, flowing on Su Yue's quilt.

"My name is Ye Yun." He walked to Su Yue's bed, "You may not remember me."

"You are Ye Yun?" Su Yue raised his head to look at him, frowning slightly, "I don't remember your appearance, but I still remember your article."

"Oh, really?"

"Well, I especially like the part where I'm described as a miserable, down-and-out, weak, skinny, and useless child molester."

"...that's just to increase the sense of drama, and it was requested by the king." Ye Yun excused himself expressionlessly, "I am only responsible for fulfilling the king's little wish."

"What about the plot of describing Ping Xijue as a licentious, shameless and unreasonable playboy?"

"Oh?" Ye Yun opened his round golden brown eyes wide, "Isn't he?"

Licentiousness...

Shameless...

vexatious...

It seems that... it can still match the number.

Su Yue helped his forehead helplessly, but when his finger touched the scar, it aroused a tingling pain. He froze for a while, and silently lowered his hand.

"Here, I'm not wrong." Ye Yun's round golden brown eyes looked at the scar on Su Yue's forehead, "You were hit on the head by him?"

Su Yue didn't speak.

Ye Yun scratched her head: "It seems that it is necessary to add another word before Ping Xijue in the future - tyranny."

Su Yue raised his eyes, glanced at him, and said lightly: "You should cherish your feathers more, Ye Yun, these sensational manuscripts are really what you want to write?"

"I will write whatever the king asks me to write."

Su Yue looked at him, didn't speak for a long time, and finally said calmly: "...you are really loyal."

"Thank you for the compliment." Ye Yun continued to speak in his unchanging voice for thousands of years, "Emperor Elbe is in chaos now. The incident on Half Moon Island has not yet passed, and there have been several murders. It is not very safe outside. If you don't If you want to go somewhere, just stay with me for a while..."

Su Yue raised his eyebrows slightly: "So kind? Don't you charge money?"

"Do you have money?"

"No."

"Then you still ask."

Su Yue: "..."

Ye Yun thought for a while, and said: "If you feel sorry, you can take care of Xiao Hei for me. But Xiao Hei hates people with dull expressions, so you have to learn to laugh first."

Su Yue looked at him with black lines all over his face, and thought to himself: Damn, isn't it you who has a dull expression?

"Come on, little girl, give me a smile."

Ye Yun's expressionless face paired with this angry word, the effect——

Su Yue trembled unbearably, only feeling that the cold hairs were standing up, from neck to legs.

"Don't laugh?" Ye Yun rubbed her hair in trouble, "Then, shall I tell you a joke?"

Su Yue suddenly had an ominous premonition, and quickly said: "...Can I not listen?"

Ye Yun automatically ignored his prayers, and began to tell jokes with his voice smoother than a mirror: "Once upon a time there was a fish."

Su Yue held the fish porridge in his hand and listened helplessly.

Ye Yun went on to say: "It died later."

Su Yue: "..."

Ye Yun: "..."

Su Yue: "..."

Ye Yun: "..."

Su Yue: "...No, no more?"

Ye Yun: "It's gone."

Su Yue: "...well, you won."

The past few days at Ye Yun's house can be said to be the most leisurely days Su Yue has spent since coming to Yibei.Su Yue originally thought that there would be no more lazy people than Yi Luojia, but he didn't expect that there were people outside the mountains, and Ye Yun was ten times lazy than Yi Luojia, and he had the guts to let the king go Pigeon--

If Ye Yun didn't want to get up in the morning, he would never force himself to get up to go to the morning court, but the usual consequence of doing so was that after dinner, envoys from the palace would come to ask Ye to write.Then Ye Zhibi had to be dragged helplessly to the palace. When he came back, it was almost dawn, and he didn't know what he did last night.

It's just that in the next few days, Ye Yun will look weak, and his facial expression will be less than usual. He will lie on the wicker chair full of sunlight and never move his fingers all day long. Taking care of Xiao Hei is an unlucky job. It fell on Su Yue's head.

While Su Yue impatiently fed the cat whose glasses were similar in color to Ye Yun, he greeted all eighteen generations of Ye Yun's ancestors—damn, it turns out that Xiao Hei is a cat.A cat still babbled so many requests, so it just stewed it and ate it.

But ever since he came to Ye Yun's house, Su Yue didn't even dare to eat meat, because Ye Yun would always tell jokes when he was eating.

For example, the soup tonight is chicken soup.

He would say, "Once upon a time there was a chicken, and then it died."

If it is duck soup.He would say: "Once upon a time there was a duck, and then it died."

Su Yue had no choice but to give up meat and only drink vegetable soup.

But Ye Yun still approached quietly: "Once upon a time there was a vegetable."

Su Yue almost spit out the vegetable soup, choked for a long time and turned around helplessly: "It died later, right?"

At this time, Ye Yun would stare at his very beautiful golden brown eyes, and look very happy: "Ah, Su Yue, you are really smart. You can guess this."

Su Yue looked at him almost speechlessly, but thought in his heart, if I don't even know this, then I am stupid than a bear.

The far reddish sunset dyed the soft clouds, and Ye Yun's steady voice was behind him, and Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai were walking around in circles under their feet, meowing, meowing, meowing, which was very annoying.

But dealing with people like this...

But I suddenly felt that it was the comfort that I had never experienced in the wasted lives before.

Su Yue knew that he didn't deserve to have this kind of comfort, but occasionally he tasted it once in a while, but he always thought with some melancholy, if he could choose his life again, how great would it be?

The author has something to say: Do a preparatory exercise before abusing Yi Luojia's body, relax, let Ye Yun come out and tell cold jokes...

29

29. Assassinated...

After living in Ye Yun's house for a while, it seems that he has contracted Ye Yun's laziness. He sleeps until noon every day before waking up. After waking up, he feeds the two black and white stupid cats, and then lies down on the wicker chair in the yard. Going up, looking at Gao Tianyunjuanyunshu, thinking about something and nothing, the day passed like this.

It was so leisurely that Su Yue was a little confused.

In fact, Su Yue can take advantage of this gap to sort out the things that happened in the past few days, to sort out a clue for himself, think about what is gratitude, what is love, think about what Lin Ruizhe said to him in the cave, think about it I wondered why Iroka was crying.

Think about the sea he drifted for 12 years, but he couldn't get out of it.

But Su Yue didn't think about it. The comfort he gave himself was "I don't want to think about it", but he knew in his heart that he didn't dare to think about it.

He doesn't even know where the future is, so what can he do if he thinks about it?

It is very difficult to make a traveler who is lost in the desert, who does not know where he is going, to think.

His mind was blank, all he could do was walk forward repeatedly.Keep walking, keep walking, dare not stay.

Ye Yun didn't grow maple trees in his house, but he planted a large number of old pear trees. As usual, pear trees should not be planted in the courtyard. Never mind.

This guy always doesn't play his cards according to common sense. Sometimes he looks bewildered and bewildered. He can't even report the neighboring countries on the Elbe border. Sometimes he is terribly sober, with a pair of golden brown eyes that are deep. When he sees the bottom, he writes and thinks, and no one else knows what he is thinking.

This day, Su Yue was basking in the sun again in the yard. Ye Yun made the house so comfortable that it was easy for people to fall into spring sleepiness. Su Yue squinted his eyes and looked at the smoke-like pear blossoms above. The whiteness is like the water mist from the hot spring, which makes even the bones of people soft.Next to it is a stream that runs through the entire mansion. The calm water surface slowly floats with fruit plates and fine wines. This is also the way that lazy Ye Yun came up with - ask the maid to put a floating fruit plate at the source of the stream every once in a while. , so that he can eat fresh fruit at a glance while basking in the sun.

People who are lazy to this extent can be regarded as a state.

Su Yue likes to eat a kind of amethyst grape produced in Elbe the most. He has already eaten up the plate of grapes in his hand, and he is eagerly looking forward to the next plate of fruit floating over.Mingming walks a few steps and can get a lot of grapes by calling a maid, but he is not happy to move—as expected, laziness is also contagious.

"Su Yue!" Just as he was concentrating on the fruit plate floating closer and closer, and was about to grab it, Ye Yun's voice suddenly came from behind him.

Su Yue was taken aback, Ye Yun would actually shout?He thought that this guy's voice would always be at that loudness and would not change.

"What's wrong?" Su Yue turned his head, and then he received the second blow today - Ye Yun actually ran over.

It turns out that Ye Yun can still run...

"It's urgent."

Su Yue silently thought in his heart, I know there is something urgent, but I want to know what urgent thing can drive you like this, could it be Yi Tao's death?

Ye Yun hadn't even breathed yet, his snow-white cheeks were slightly red, he frowned, his expression was a little ugly, after a while, he said six words to Su Yue: "Ping Xijue, you've been assassinated."

The amethyst grapes close at hand slid over quietly, and a plump and round grape lightly touched Su Yue's slightly cool fingertips.

"...Iroga...was assassinated?" It seemed difficult