Killer Loves Otaku

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"Hey, that, Xiao Fengfeng, in fact, everyone is a man, and they don't care about seeing the bunch of little strawberries on your body! You can try real strawberries, this one is more delicious than the ones on you! You Everyone loves it!" Coaxing and persuading Chu Feng, who was trying to tuck himself into the quilt, Zi Ye's attention was quickly shifted to the direction Zhai Ren wanted, and even bandaged him. I forgot the last act of tying the knot, it was someone else who killed me.

"Are you sure you're sharing it because of its deliciousness, and not because you're tired of sweets?" Seeing a familiar figure swaying by the half-open door, Zhai Ren could raise his voice a little bit, asked maliciously, and added a sentence out of necessity , "I heard the secret in your heart."

"Nonsense!" Criticized the crime, and when Zhai Ren thought that he would not succeed in framing him, he sadly added to "Guaiguai", "You have been persevering for more than ten years, taking three meals and midnight snacks." Try being fed sweets? It’s no wonder you don’t get tired of it! Uh... oh my god... I mean..."

Well, there is no need to say anything, beside him, a California teenager with a blond hair is staring at him with eyes that can instantly kill a dinosaur.

For some reasons that are not suitable for children, Zhai Ren stretched out his hand and covered the eyes of the little otaku who was working hard, and closed his eyes tightly.

Ping ping bang ─ ─

Then came the majestic human percussion music, and Zhai Ren felt that if he hadn't sat far enough, the blood would have splashed on him.

It sounds heart-wrenching, but Zhai Ren doesn't feel sympathy at all based on the rampant and nonsense behavior of the killer in a certain place.

Opening your eyes again, there is a wonderful scene of peace of mind and harmony in the world.

The chandeliers were broken, the bedside tables were crumbling, the murals were crooked, the carpet was torn... there was not a single piece of the room intact except for the bunk they were sitting on.

After whistling, he let go of the big hand that covered Chu Feng's eyes, straightened him upright and let him continue eating: "Xiao Tian gained weight again?"

He narrowed his eyes, and his brow, which had been loosened a little, was wrinkled again.Letting go of Zi Ye who had been beaten to the ground and didn't even have the strength to struggle, Chang Tian stretched out his baby face in front of Zhai Ren, and asked nervously, "Did you see it?"

"No, I just felt it." He also squinted his eyes, but Zhai Ren was happy.

"Feeling?" He raised his eyebrows puzzledly, and glanced at Chu Feng who was sitting next to him, who was completely unaffected by the battle situation. Chang Tian had a good impression of those who praised his cooking skills, "Xiaofeng, if there is not enough food, there is still food in the kitchen." It’s a lot, don’t eat in such a hurry.”

"If you gain weight, your temper will be very hot." In fact, the most ruthless and most powerful person in Yemo is Chang Tian.It has to be said that his fat-prone physique has also benefited him quite a bit. At least, the effect of exercising hard to lose weight is extremely significant in close combat.

"It seems that your previous suicide training caused by dissatisfaction with desire has come to an end? Here is Xiaofeng's training plan and adoption application form. I hope you have enough food today when we turn around to get things, because, in the future For a long time, you will have to learn abstinence and diet." Therefore, there is nothing worse than this, and on the pile of documents that Chang Tian bad-heartedly threw over, the first page clearly says Chu Feng Uncle's vicious warning──"Don't violate minors, especially my nephew!"

How do partners fall in love 01

Chu Feng, who was formally accepted as a member of Yemo, seemed to have reached an agreement with his uncle, and then he was gorgeously adopted and became Zhai Ren's "brother".It seems that something has started to happen in a place where Mr. Rensha didn't know, but he didn't have time to think about it for a long time.Bulaohu said that the reason why you will be injured when you go out on a mission is because you haven't trained enough, so practice more!

At present, although Ye Mo has shown that he is the boss of Zi Ye, in fact, Bulaohu is still the master who no one dares to disobey.

So, what was thought to be the prelude to the arrival of a romantic and beautiful life suddenly turned into the last "full meal" out of reach. These two people who don't see much face these days only meet occasionally in the cafeteria and exchange far away A longing look.

You read that right!

Just missing!

The two of them are really close these days, as if the world is far away!

Not to mention kissing and hugging, I can't even say a word.

Although he is also receiving the training of the immortal fox, Ye Mote understands the famous saying of Confucius, and he is very familiar with teaching students according to their aptitude.The training levels, training methods and training locations of the two were completely different. If it wasn't for Bulaohu's upright personality and lack of sense of humor, Zhai Ren would have thought that he was bribed by Zi Ye and those villains to make fun of them.

However, where there is oppression, there is resistance. Rensha gritted his teeth and remained silent for nearly three months before finally breaking out.

Taking advantage of the dark and windy night of the month, I carried the necessary equipment for burglary, killing and expropriation, and wore tights that are easy to move without hindering, and climbed to the big tree in front of Chu Feng's window in the middle of the night when everyone was sleeping. superior.

You ask why he doesn't climb the wall?

Infrared heat sensors are installed on the outer walls of the whole house. Do you think that killing people is a temperature-changing animal?

In order not to trigger the alarm, and to see Xiao Chufeng who had just finished his confession and had not had time to say a few words of love in detail, Zhai Ren went all out.

Climb up the trunk of the tree, reach a height of nearly seven meters, aim at the window sill of Chu Feng, and try to squeeze out the famous Shakespeare play "Romeo and Juliet" in his mind.He took out the shooting gun and fired a triangular hook with an iron lock on the railing of the window sill. After pulling it, it was very stable.

Tie the other end to the trunk, and slowly climb over it accompanied by the creaking sound of the innocent big tree.

It landed perfectly and knocked on the closed glass window, but there was no response.

No matter, took out the multi-purpose knife, pried open the window, shrunk, pushed it open, and went in!

He rushed to the bedside, just about to rush forward to hug the otaku man affectionately, but found that the arms and legs exposed under the quilt didn't seem to be as thin as he was familiar with.

Is it possible that you gained weight without hugging for a few months?

"You want me to give you private training with such enthusiasm, and you are not afraid of hardships and came here in the middle of the night, then let's start!" Come here, the person who lifted the quilt is not that evil immortal fox who hinders people's marriage!

It's a pity that nonsense is useless. In Yemo, except for voluntary requests to increase the intensity of training, Bulaohu won't listen to anything.

So, after two months, 23 days, fifteen hours and 48 minutes of "separation", Mr. Zhai Ren, who tried to attack a certain otaku at night, became a hero.

Run [-] meters at night?

Swimming with weights in the middle of the night?

When shooting, by the way, the time-wasting thing of eating is solved (of course it is not allowed to miss the bullseye)?

……

The newcomers who came later, and the young boys who were trained together with Chu Feng, all believed in the fact that Zhai Ren's ranking in the top three in Yemo was all due to his strength, and looked up to him in every way.

But Xiao Chufeng's heart aches!

He has already started to do post-intensive exercises. Because of his strong computer programming ability, he no longer has to do those simple and boring training endlessly every day. He only needs to complete the weight-bearing running and shooting training on time every day, and participate in the night Just a simple boxing training.At other times, when he has officially taken office, he needs to spend time mainly on correcting the bugs in Yemo's existing programs, and cooperating with the R&D department to develop more advanced and scientific equipment.

Fortunately, after helping to eat a lot of desserts in the Himalayas for two consecutive weeks, in exchange for Zi Ye's confidential gossip, he can once again go on missions with Zhai Ren as a close logistics officer!

Of course, Zhai Ren, who has been deeply tortured, is totally unaware of this news.

He has been trained to doze off while standing, and completely forgets about the killing of adults on Jin Xi He Xi. The only thought in his dreams is that he will graduate one day!

"Okay! I'll let you graduate this time!" Zhai Ren, who was still drinking borscht with one hand and practicing shooting with the other, thought that what he said just now was an auditory hallucination when he heard this incredible gospel.After all, the continuous VIP-level high-intensity training has already made him rely on his senses when shooting, instead of seeing things with a double vision.

"I'm not kidding." Lily took the soup bowl that Zhai Rensong almost dropped, and Bulaohu handed him a mission document, "Recently, Yemo didn't accept any more business. There are several reasons. It's recorded on it, It is one of them, and the higher-ups feel that it is more appropriate for you and your partner to solve it together."

"Above? My partner?" To be honest, Zhai Ren really didn't understand Bulaohu's weird sense of humor. As an old man who was the founder of Yemo, what else could be called "above"?Body or bed?

Pa——The crisp sound of the soup bowl hitting the back, even the rookie who was practicing shooting and wearing earmuffs heard it, and Qiqi put his hands away and looked around to see if something went wrong.It can be seen that this bowl of powerful food can resound through the sky!

But after receiving the information and seeing the partner's file information on it, the man who grinned almost to the ears killed the adults, instead of being angry, he was happy!The appearance of laughing, as if the part just hit was not the back, but the laughing nerve.

All kinds of astonished rookies began to spread it in private──

Is it crazy to kill adults?

No, he must have practiced Chinese Kung Fu, so it doesn't hurt to be beaten!

Yeah yeah!I heard that in the Taliban, one person picked a stronghold of others, and even if his arms and legs were broken, he could still fly back by himself!

Really?Killing adults is really a god!

Therefore, the killing of adults by the Yemo people is comparable to