dark night

The poor hat seemed to sense his impending tragic fate, and trembled violently three times. He jumped off the stool and wanted to run. Unfortunately, those without legs couldn't run with two legs after all, and Snape caught him right away. up.

Witnessed by the headmaster and professors at Hogwarts, as well as the stunned students at all levels, the Sorting Hat ushered in the biggest disaster since it became conscious.

Snape took out his wand and turned the stool into a wooden basin filled with clear water, snapped his fingers smartly, and "bang" an ugly elf popped out with his nose on the ground: "Dear sir, what do you have?" orders?"

"Help me bring my luggage here, in my dormitory, thank you."

"Ah! Sir, thank you to Rick! Rick is so excited, bring it here immediately!" The house elf who called himself Rick touched his nose to the ground excitedly, and disappeared, holding Snape's luggage after a while. Appearing in front of Snape: "Sir, here is your luggage."

Snape nodded, "Okay, thank you! Let's go!"

"Lick looks forward to serving Mr. again!" There was another "bang", and Lectra disappeared without a trace.Snape opened the suitcase, took out the Muggle washing powder that the pure-blood wizards had never seen before, poured half a bag into the water, and then rudely pushed the struggling Sorting Hat into the water.

Scrub, scrub, oooh, scrub, scrub, oooh!

After a while, Snape took out the wet Sorting Hat again. Regardless of the Sorting Hat's stronger resistance, he cruelly wrung out the water on the Sorting Hat, and took out his modified hair dryer powered by magic power. After drying the poor sorting hat, a brand new sorting hat was presented to the teachers and students of Hogwarts.

"Oh, damn Merlin!" The group of old students wailed, among which Lucius Malfoy's voice was the loudest. What kind of magical thing is that white, fine powder? If there was that thing back then, They don't have to take a dozen showers after the Sorting Ceremony and still smell bad!

"Ah, isn't that washing powder and a hair dryer?" a Muggle wizard exclaimed in a low voice.

washing powder?hair dryer?Muggle stuff?Muggles also have such good things?No, you must tell your parents!

Inadvertently, Mr. Snape led a wave of exchanges between the wizarding world and the Muggle world.

Seeing the brand new sorting hat, Dumbledore on the rostrum also twitched, subconsciously ate another piece of honey lemon cake with excessive sugar content, and said, "Ah, Mr. Snape, you can continue your sorting ceremony now. ?"

"Of course, Mr. Headmaster." Snape restored the stool to its original shape, put the Sorting Hat on his head with a fresh smell, and then heard an awkward voice.

"Bad guy, what did you just do to me?" It turned out to be the sorting hat.

Raising eyebrows, it turns out that the Sorting Hat is really conscious, "Of course it is to give the great Mr. Sorting Hat a bath. Don't tell me, Mr. Sorting Hat, you really love that dirty and disgusting dress?"

"No, of course not, if you can be gentle, the great I can give you a chance to bathe me once a month!" The proud child said.

With a momentary twitch, Snape quickly replied: "If I agree, what good will I do? Great Mr. Sorting Hat!"

"Ah! You want benefits! You bad man, it's your honor to bathe the great me!" screamed.

"Ah, forget it, I am so humble that I can't afford this great honor. The great Mr. Sorting Hat should hire another wise man! You should hurry up and sort me, I'm going down!" He put his hands on the brim of his hat to prepare Take your hat off.

"Oh, no, I can give you some privileges at Hogwarts! As long as you promise!" begged for mercy.

"Okay then, let's discuss the details tonight. I think Mr. Sorting Hat, who can give me some Hogwarts privileges, will be able to find me without anyone finding out!"

"Of course you can, you cunning Slytherin!" The last four words came in a scream that could be heard by all.

Almost all the Slytherins showed kindness to Snape because of Snape's near-perfect transfiguration and the washing powder incident. You must know how much they were almost all nobles who hated that damned but A hat that can't be beaten or scolded!

——————————— I am the dividing line at the end of the sorting ceremony —————————————————

In the time after the sorting ceremony, Snape had been baptized by thousands of fiery gazes, some of which made him almost regret his actions just now, of course only almost, among them were Dumbledore and Lily Evans'.

Fortunately, Dumbledore said that although he is a mutant lion, a lion is a lion after all, and his Occlumency can be said to be perfect, and as the headmaster, he can't attack a student for no reason.The one who bothered Snape the most was Lily Evans.In Snape's mind, Lily Evans = James Potter = hijacker foursome = trouble, and what Snape hated the most was that he didn't become Severus Severus three days earlier. Snape, because the original great Mr. Snape had met Miss Lily Evans three days before Snape's fourth birthday.How much Snape hoped that Merlin could make Lily Evans forget his existence, but that pins and needles gaze told Snape that temporarily hugging Merlin's feet would not work!

Sure enough, after the sorting ended, Lily Evans walked towards Snape under the attention of everyone. Snape really wanted to give the original ten or eight Cruciatus, but his face was still cold and expressionless .

Lily Evans received an admission letter from Hogwarts on her 11th birthday. She was so happy that she knew that she had special abilities since she was a child, until she was almost four years old. Snape's little boy who lives in Spider's End tells her that there is a kind of people called wizards in this world, and she is a witch. When she is 11 years old, she will receive Hogg, the best magic school in the world. Watts' admission letter, where she can learn all about magic.At first she was skeptical, because the boy was ugly and thin, and the clothes he wore were tattered, and he only appeared once. He was not at all like the omnipotent wizard in the legend.But on her 11th birthday, she actually received a letter from the magical owl messenger, and then she became a freshman at Hogwarts.So far, she still feels like she is in a dream!

On the ancient and magical Hogwarts Express, she made many good friends, especially a lively and cheerful noble young master named James Potter and his three partners. At this time, she Reminds me of that little boy.As luck would have it, she sees her again at the sorting ceremony, and he's making a big splash at the sorting ceremony.Although she was young back then, thinking about it later, she was sure that Snape must have been very obsessed with her, and now, she, Lily Evans, the future princess of Gryffindor, gave him the right to pursue her !

When Lily Evans came to Snape with a haughty look, followed by James Potter and the four little trolls, Snape stood up and wanted to leave, but unfortunately he was a step too late.

"Severus! Wait for me!"

Damn Merlin, Snape quickened his pace instead.

"Severus, wait for me, I'm Lily!" The people behind insisted.

He quickened his pace again, but the road ahead was blocked by someone. When he looked up, it was really that idiot Potter whose brain was covered with achnatherum splendens.

"Hey, you ugly slug, Lily is so cute, how can you bully her?"

The new and old students watching the excitement around are all inexplicable, ugly?Bully?What was that Severus guy doing?A bunch of question marks appeared behind everyone's heads.

Turning around with a "swish", the black robe rolled up in waves, Snape pointed at Lily Evans with a gloomy face, "she," and said to Potter, "and you and the people behind you, who are you?"

"Gah!" It was the sound of a bunch of jaws dropping to the ground.Feelings do not know it!

"You! Damn slug!" Potter seemed to have been greatly insulted, and seeing Lily's appearance of being greatly hurt, he became even more furious, "I order you to apologize to Lily and me immediately!"

"Baffling!" Snape turned around and wanted to leave.

"Fuchsia!"

Snape dodged to the left immediately when he heard the spell, and the spell hit the ghost who just passed behind Snape - Peeves.

"Ah!" the ghost screamed, "Which bastard is sneaking up on me! Stand up, we can fight each other if we have the ability!" I couldn't help shivering.And the instigator, Potter, was so frightened that his legs went limp!

"Hmph, boring coward!" Snape gave Potter a contemptuous glance, turned and followed the Slytherin freshman group away.Behind him were the screams of Potter, who was revenged by Peeves, and the call of Lily, who was still unwilling to give up.

When we came to the common room of Slytherin, under the introduction of the head of the academy, everyone got a general overview of Slytherin and the unique head system of Slytherin.Everyone was eager to try, but Snape, who was determined to keep a low profile to the end, turned around and looked for his room.

What he didn't know was that after he turned around, countless discussions about him sounded, low-key, getting closer and closer to him.