Raising eggs

The male immortal strode slowly, walked up to Ke Zhou and Feng Li, and bowed very politely: "Fairy Feng Li, Bilin Baojun." Then he stared at Ke Zhou with burning eyes, as if he was going to swallow him alive .

He looked at the engraved boat and said: "Xiaoxian is a little star under the seat of the Suzaku Lingguang God. He has always heard that Bilin Palace's steward, Bilin Baojun, has a dignified appearance and extraordinary posture. He has always yearned for it. See, as expected, Bilin Baojun was a rare talent when he was in the mortal world."

Ke Zhou scratched his head, with a dignified appearance and extraordinary posture, why is it exactly the same as what he described before?Is it the most appropriate to use these two words to praise people?

Feng Li, who was standing on the side, suddenly pulled the feather on his cuff, and retreated to the side with some disgust, and could still hear her complaining in a low voice: "It's just that Qiwu Mountain is hot, why is it like this in heaven? "

The male immortal pretended not to hear, but saw that Kezhou didn't respond for a long time, and reminded him with some embarrassment: "Bilin Baojun?"

oh oh?Ke Zhou finally got away with it. It turned out that the "Bilin Baojun" he was talking about was himself. Hey, it seems that he will be with this name in the future.Ke Zhou also wanted to clasp his fists, but there was still an egg in his hand, so he had to show the biggest smile: "Xingjun was joking, Xiaoxian is just an ordinary mortal, but luck is better, the appearance and posture you mentioned are not in line with me. , Mr. Xing praised it."

Xingjun didn't expect Kezhou to be so humble. Bilin Palace immediately appointed a male fairy with an impressive posture. This matter has long been spread in the Tiangong. Many fairies have been curious, and today he finally seized the opportunity.Sure enough, it was consistent with the rumors, Bilin Baojun has a natural temperament, and his modesty makes him feel inferior.

The more Xingjun thought about it, the more excited he became, and with a stride, he stepped forward and grabbed the half of Ke Zhoulu's exposed hand, regardless of whether it was convenient for him, and continued: "Baojun, the name of Xiaoxing's layman is Chongwen, you have nothing to do in your spare time." Whatever you want, you can come to the Suzaku Temple for a walk, play chess, sip tea and chat, Xiaoxing will definitely accompany you." Then continue to look up.

Ke Zhou nodded, then nodded again.

Xingjun Chongwen wanted to say something more, but it was a pity that the little green in Kezhou's arms was not strong enough and kept moving desperately, Kezhou was helpless.Xingjun smiled knowingly: "Xiao Xing will not disturb Baojun's business." After finishing speaking, he stepped back leisurely.

After Xingjun Chongwen had disappeared, Feng Li came out with a perfectly natural frosty face: "Aren't you..."

"No? What isn't it?" Why Fairy Fengli only spoke half of what she said made people really puzzled.

Feng Li raised his brows, accusing Ke Zhou of pretending to be stupid, he didn't say anything, and finally turned into a blunt sentence: "Forget it, give me the egg." He took the egg from Ke Zhou's arms .

Xiaolu had absorbed enough pure yang celestial energy, and she was not annoyed, she thought about a comfortable position to lie down.Feng Li attached to the egg and said quietly: "There is no one more worthy than us in heaven and earth, you must not let that ordinary person teach you badly."

Ke Zhou could hear clearly, so he had no choice but to smile wryly.

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After returning to Bilin Palace, after placing all the fairy eggs, Kezhou inspected again, and finally calmed down.It seems that the stomach is still hungry, so I simply cook some millet porridge.

As I said before, fairies do not eat fireworks in the world. They either forgot the taste of fireworks, or they have become a habit of eating elixir.While Ke Zhou was cooking porridge, a little fairy boy came outside the door.

There is boiling steam on the pot, and outside the door is a little fairy boy chewing an elixir the size of a coin.Ke Zhou remembered that he was a little fairy in Bilin Palace, whose name seemed to be Mu Dong.

The little fairy boy was only seven or eight years old in the mortal world, but he was unambiguous in his actions. He never let go of one or two fairy eggs in his arms, and his eyes were as flexible as a cunning rabbit. The two symmetrical buns reveal a little childishness that matches the size.

"Mu Dong~" Ke Zhou waved to him.

Mu Dong was holding a great elixir in his mouth at this time, he never thought that the great elixir would wave to him, his throat tightened, and the elixir suddenly choked into his stomach.Mu Dong was annoyed, he became Zhu Bajie who swallowed ginseng fruit.

"Daxian, what's the matter?" Mu Dong ran to Ke Zhou with his hands loose, staring curiously at the yellow rice porridge churning in the pot.

"Mu Dong, do you want to eat?"

"..." Something he had never eaten before, and it was steaming hot, Mu Dong nodded his head slowly, then shook his head desperately: "What is this thing?"

Ke Zhou was surprised: "Have you never seen millet porridge?"

Mu Dong shook his head: "I've never seen it before."

"Strange, didn't you ascend from the mortal world?" Although millet is mostly used to feed birds, it is not an exaggeration for people to eat it. To say that you have never seen it is really an exaggeration.

After hearing Ke Zhou's question, Mu Dong shook his head again and again: "I didn't come from the mortal world, I was originally a lucky orange from the Antarctic fairy mansion, because the fairy mansion in the fairy mansion is full of immortal energy, coupled with the love of the gods, let the I have hundreds of years of cultivation and am proud to be in the immortal class."

ah?Oranges can also become immortals, Ke Zhou had a headache: "You still don't want to eat them, the fruits and food are about the same, I can't let you eat my brother..." After finishing speaking, he was choked by his own words, looking at the contents of the pot, oranges If you can become a fairy, is it the same for Xiaomi? Don't accidentally swallow some rice fairy, that is a sin.

"Great Immortal Kezhou, it is easier to cultivate humans and beasts than things. If things want to become immortal, it takes a thousand years of opportunity. You can rest assured."

Oh... Ke Zhou has been taught.

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Immortals have a specific time to go to court, and they will meet the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother in Lingxiao Palace. The homework that must be done before this is bathing, which literally means bathing.I don't know when this regulation came into being in the heavens, it can be traced back to a long history. In any case, everyone must follow the boss's order.

Regarding this rigid rule, some immortals guessed whether the Emperor of Heaven was upset that gods don't like to take a bath (because there is no dust to wash), because at most only immortals who have just returned from a mission in the world need to cleanse themselves.

Don't wash it if it's not dirty?This is not in line with His Majesty's beauty-loving disposition. With a clean nature, he never sees others being sloppy, and so does the god who is in charge. A robe is always worn and never changed. Isn't it shabby?Let others see it and think that the Emperor of Heaven always deducts wages.Well, let's go take a bath, the emperor of heaven makes a decision, and the gods lead the order.Washed clean, fragrant and went to see the Emperor of Heaven, keeping him satisfied.

Ke Zhou was in a hurry to take office that day, and he didn't follow the procedures required for ordinary mortals to ascend to immortality, so he didn't have the fate to meet the legendary emperor of heaven.

His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, whose full name is very, very long, is too long to be remembered——Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Natural Mirao Supreme Jade Emperor God, also known as Xuanqiong Gaoshang Jade Emperor, mortals It is called the Jade Emperor, and the ancestors called it the Immortal Emperor.Ke Zhou knew that he would finally have the opportunity to meet that... Jade Emperor, so he looked forward to it very much.

Stretching out my fingers and counting, during the days when I came to heaven, I have never seen any high-ranking officials except Laojun. The ordinary human nature of the boat is causing trouble, and the idol worship theory has once again aroused raging flames. full.

Looking forward, excited, excited~

After eating and drinking, prepare to take a bath.

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Ke Zhou packed up a change of clothes in his own room, hugged the fluffy robe, and almost didn't feel its weight.There are weaving girls in the heavens, and their handwork is first-class and strong. If they are taken to the mortal world, they are definitely female officials who weave dragon robes.Realizing that he had contrasting emotions again, Ke Zhou shook his head amusedly, he was already in the heavenly realm, why did he always think about the mortal world?

As for the place to take a bath... Didn't Qingwen say that the last corridor leads to a pool where you can take a bath.

Carrying a bath towel, Kezhou walked towards the end of the corridor. Halfway through, he suddenly remembered that Xiaolu could actually take a bath.An egg, except being held by others, can't move by itself, how pitiful it is, let's take it when you can.Ke Zhou went back to the house, walked to the back hall, hugged the big guy on the mat, and said to it: "Little green, shall we take a bath?".

Xiaolu moved slightly. She had just soaked in the morning and now she was going to soak again. She really felt that her egg shell was hard, so it wouldn't break after soaking?So he twisted his body angrily again.

Ke Zhou hugged it involuntarily: "Taking a bath is a good habit. It can remove the dirt on your body, it can dredge your muscles and bones, and it can...err..." Ke Zhou couldn't break it out, so he sipped it in embarrassment. He pursed his lips, but his hands didn't slow down, and he didn't know if he could understand the other party's reluctance.

The winding path leads to a secluded place, and at the end of the corridor is a flower pond.

In fact, the pool is a huge lotus pond, there is no silt that is not stained with silt, only lotus with clean water.In the fairyland, they are free and open, and they don't need to be arrogant.After Ke Zhou admired it for a while, he felt that it was a good thing that the lotus pond was not occupied by lotus, and at least a large empty pond was left to meet the needs of the fairies.

Ke Zhou chose a good place, put the clean clothes aside, and put the big egg on it.It's not aggrieved to use the clothes you don't wear to make a cushion for it, right?

In front of Xiaolu, there should be no need to hide it. Ke Zhou subconsciously felt that it was a man, or a male, but his judgment was not wrong. How could a girl's family be called Ming Xiao?Even fairy beasts are the same.

Ke Zhou turned his back to Ludan, took off his outer robe, his middle coat, his inner coat, and... er, nothing.The last covering also slid to the ground, and a picture of a beautiful woman bathing suddenly appeared.

Useless is a scholar, in fact, it is not demeaning, because they can't lift their shoulders or hands, many of them just sit at home and study hard. Over time, their skin has turned white, their limbs have become soft, and except for their brains, they are almost sluggish. .But Kezhou's father was very prescient. He asked his son to run a few laps along the farmland every day to keep fit.

Ke Zhou did it obediently, so the exposed body now is very interesting. (Xiaolu: Well, even though I am an egg, I can still perceive the outside world through a certain method...)

Kezhou's skin is fair by birth, although it is fair, it is not sick. He once tried to expose himself to the sun for a long time, but except for a short period of time, his complexion would be rosy, and it would soon return to the past.In the end he gave up, let it be white, it's okay for a man to be white, as long as he is not too weak.

With a fair back, a slightly thin but strong waist, and black hair hanging down like silk, every movement is amorous.As for the lower part of the waistline, the tight buttocks that make people swell...

Xiaolu accidentally rolled over, and was surprised to find that she was completely at a loss and her chest was tight.

Hearing the noise, Ke Zhou turned his head and saw Xiaolu who had shifted his position. He was surprised: "Huh? What's wrong with you?" He turned around, showing his bare chest. A few strands of hair, plus that damned puzzled and innocent expression.

Xiaolu felt that she was going to faint, what was the heat of the whole egg body?What is that shy and nervous mood?After living for a thousand years, it was the first time that he was hit by such a terrifying shock of nearly vomiting blood, and he collapsed!It rolled frantically, almost hit the ground with its body, and then accidentally - rolled to the bottom of the water.

"Little green!" Ke Zhou exclaimed, and then jumped into the water.

Little Green was lying in the slightly cool water at the moment, feeling extremely comfortable, and her body was not so hot anymore. For a moment, she thought she would change from a green egg to a red egg.That guy... the sudden burst of pure yang immortal energy really made it unbearable (are you sure?), this is simply a kind of majestic contempt for it.

Kezhou touched and touched the bottom of the water, and finally touched the round egg.However, its body is not as cool as before.Ke Zhou hurriedly pulled it out of the water, then picked off a huge lotus leaf from the lotus bushes, and put it on top.This queen mother's extremely precious egg can't withstand a little damage, otherwise everyone will: get lost, and then jump off...

After careful scrutiny, a suspicious blush appeared on the left and right ends of the little green smiling face. Could this be the reason why it became hot. "Are you blushing?" Ke Zhou leaned closer to him and asked.

At this time, the water in the pool has not yet reached Kezhou's chest, so what should be exposed and what should not be exposed are almost exaggeratedly displayed in front of Xiaolu, especially the two points that are soaked in water droplets and are faintly visible.The color of the red eyes is too delicate and charming in the cleanness.

Little Green burned again, rolled into the water with a "boom", and never came out even after being killed.After that, for a long, long time, it was unwilling to share the bath with Ke.

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